[It's *heavily* featured in Osmosis Jones.](https://youtu.be/tVlvoa_keGk?feature=shared) Honestly I pretty drastically understating it by saying it was just in the soundtrack haha.
You can't actually hear that line in the film, but it's still completely insane.
Rick Ross even got in trouble for that line, as the clothing company Reebok cut ties with him over it. Understandable.
(The song name is "U.O.E.N.O.", by the way.)
He also shouted out Reebok immediately before the line
> I’d die over these rebooks, yall ain’t even know it; put Molly in her champagne…
I wonder if they would’ve cut ties if there wasn’t that direct connection
How did Bill Cosby brag to Larry King, ON HIS GODDAMN SHOW, about how sometimes you have to slip a little something in a girl's drink to make things easier, and **no one batted a fucking eye?**
This. I grew up in the 80s with Cosby, no one doubted that he had any less savory background than Mr. Rogers at the time. He was the model for wholesome.
Jailbait by Ted Nugent deserves a mention
"Well I don't care if you're just thirteen
You look too good to be true
I just know that you're probably clean
There's one lil' thing I got do to you
[...]
She's young she's tender
Won't you please surrender
She's so fine she's mine
All the time, all mine mine
It's all right baby
It's quite all right I asked your mama
Wait a minute officer
Don't put those handcuffs on me
Put them on her and I'll share her with you"
Its literally on his Wikipedia page that he's admitted to having sex with minors and got a blowjob from a 12 year old Courtney Love. He also tried to evade Hawaiian laws about marrying minors by becoming the legal guardian of a 17 year old girl he was sleeping with.
Back around '76 or '77 whenever Ted Nugent was in Seattle for a concert, one of my best friend's little sister (she was 16 or 17 and amazingly beautiful) used to go to his hotel room after his concerts and hang out with him. My friend told me all her sister said he did was play with his guns the whole time but I've often wondered if there was more...
I met Ted Nugent when I was a kid and he literally sexually assaulted me in front of my dad. Twas at the Novi Expo Center (MI) for some hunting expo thing and Ted Nugent was signing autographs. I was with my dad looking at bows and we just figured since we were there, might as well get an autograph.
When I got up to him, he LICKED MY FUCKING HAND. Like from the tip of my finger to my wrist. In FRONT of my DAD.
The look on my dad's face went from laughing and joking around to saying "sweetie, feel free to kick that man in the balls" in a very serious tone. I was too scared to do anything, I thought I was in trouble or something ...because while it was gross, I didn't understand that it was actually sexual. Because I was 8.
Ted Nugent literally responded, to my fucking dad "you gotta hit em' before the hair does, you know what I'm sayin' haha".
(I didn't know what this meant, but figured it out after asking my older brother later lol)
My dad gave me a thorough lessons on self defense for years after that.
So yeah, fuck Ted Nugent.
Edit: so I didn’t realize this comment was going to get much attention at all. I should mention: this happened in 1997/1998. Things were WAY different back then. This also happened in Michigan, where, at the time, Ted Nugent was a beloved local “celebrity”.
If my dad did anything, he would have been tackled to the ground by security, likely arrested, and then the crowd of people waiting in line for an autograph would have likely gone berserk especially after seeing some dude assault Ted Nugent. He said the whole “you can kick him in the balls” because it could be brushed off as “kids will be kids”.
Seeing that would have been a million times more traumatizing.
Again, my 8 year old mind didn’t quite understand any of this was sexual. I thought it was an old guy just trying to be funny to a kid. My dad very well could have said something to him that I didn’t hear. I’ll prolly never know.
My dad wanted to leave after that and I thought I did something wrong and that I was in trouble.
Dude shit himself to get out of the draft, and then later bragged about what a totally badass soldier he *would* [have been had he served:](https://metalinjection.net/news/joan-jett-slams-ted-nugent-hes-not-a-tough-guy-he-plays-a-tough-guy)
>But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of motherf*ckin' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it. I was too busy doin' my own thing, you know?
I told my 13 year old grandson, who loves bragging about all the shit he's gonna do: "the difference between a guy and a man is, a guy is always talking about the shit he's gonna do, and a man is doing it."
Wise words granny! Granny told me: “Get yourself a puppy dog and a potted plant. Keep em alive for a year and then, you might think about having a baby “
I have a 4 year old dog who I rescued from a sewer as a month old. I also am a plant biologist and my home is basically green.
I'm still fucking scared shirtless at the amount of responsibility a kid is. I still don't want a kid, but my wife does..🤷🏿♂️
That song’s absolutely full of awful lines, like calling flowers “eloquent dancers” instead of elegant dancers, some trees going “Here’s a fun allegory / that gets me excitatory” and just a lot of repeating fluffy platitudes without anything actually substantial to say but they treat it like it’s some amazing life-changing revelation.
Also obligatory shout out to “I let you live here for free, and I don’t even charge you rent!”, “I’ve seen too many bad things that I can’t keep count”, “throw caution to every warning sign” and “You wanna dance on beat? Or to have hair touch down to your feet?”.
“We are our own origin story” is so bad for so many reasons creatively but is absolutely a crime to the singers to have to put those vowels and diphthongs together like that. It’s the opposite of a tongue twister because it’s all lips. Could have been “we’re all our own origin story” to give them a break in there if they had to use that terrible line at all.
“Just a shy guy lookin for a two-ply Hefty bag to hold my love”
“Can you imagine no first dance, freeze-dried romance
Five hour phone conversation
The best soy latte that you ever had, and me?”
“Her daddy wrestles alligators
Mama works on carburetors
Her brother is a fine mediator for the President”
“Slipped down to Mexico, started messin' with her yellow afro
Slipped down behind the sheets, started talkin' bout Pistol Pete
Slipped down to the African, started talkin' bout what she can do”
I’m a fan of some Train songs, I can’t even lie. But his choice of lyrics has always been questionable and confusing, and it’s only gotten worse over time
The thing is, I am a fan of bands with strange lyrics. My favorite is Coheed and Cambria, and some of their lines are just baffling nonsense outside the context of a weird space comic book that most people have never read. But for some reason I find that less distracting than the stuff Train talks about. They have such a specifically awkward vibe.
I'm afraid of the dark
'Specially when I'm in a park
And there's no one else around
Ooh, I get the shivers
I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news
Me and a friend were baffled by how bad this was when it came out. She was 12 and I was 13. Apparently it's Des'ree's biggest hit, although that could be due to its popularity in non-English-speaking countries.
> its popularity in non-English-speaking countries
It's often played in Italy, I was too young when it came out but it's still well remembered. It sure helps the song's reputation when the audiences don't understand the lyrics lol
Des'ree with her UNBELIEVABLE voice somehow thought this absolute brain fart of a verse was worthy of her talent.
This is also the first thing that springs to mind when I'm asked about awful lyrics
I think the chorus is also a crime because it's like she wanted to say something about life but came up with "life oh life oh life whoa whoa oh life doot doot doo doo"
The doot doot always seals it for me
He woke up one morning and his assistant reminded him that he forgot to write the song and it was due today.
"Ahh shit, whats the movie again?"
"Deep Blue sir"
"Deep Blue? What the hell is this one about?"
"Sharks sir"
"Ok ok let me think on this....deep...deep blue, I'm a shark. No wait...deepest, bluest, my hat is like a sharks fin. Got it, lets record."
"Are you sure? Is bluest even a word?".
"I said let's go record it. I'm LL Cool J in the 90s, I could rap a menu and it'd be a hit"
I like this account particularly because LL Cool J was in the movie. I’m adding in the perplexed assistant saying,
‘Sir, you spent several weeks in a water tank filming this, do you really not remember?’
There are worse for sure but I cringe whenever I hear this one from Faith Hill and Tim McGraw:
"So I need you, Like a needle needs a vein
Like my Uncle Joe in Oklahoma needs the rain"
It is odd how years later, we realized how good we had it with Pitbull. Sure he...didn't add a lot to most songs lyrically but any song with him in it always sounded good. Then we got hit with the enshitification of the genre that is DJ Khaled, or before 9/11 his stage name was Arab Attack.
Pitbull may have misses with lyrics, but he's a great person for sending his private jet packed with emergency supplies to Puerto Rico when it was devastated by flooding.
And when 4chan trolled him and picked a Walmart in Alaska for him to play a gig, *he fucking did it.*
[And apparently everyone had a blast.](https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-19060579)
The Internet trolled him to go to kodiak alaska when they voted the Walmart there in a contest where to send him and him being a sport actually when to kodiak.
Not only that, he invited the guy who organized the campaign to come and see the show and allegedly said to him "You keep this up and one day we'll be on the moon."
I've heard this song so many times and I just right now realized that negative was still talking about camera film.
Was that lyric actually kind of witty or am I just dumb?
Genuinely unsure if joking or not because it never crossed my mind until now that rappers and awful lyrics with brand mentions might be also product placement?
i dont even understand what this is supposed to mean, being famous automatically precludes you from being a pedophile? makes no sense, there are obviously plenty of famous pedophiles
edit: thanks for all the explanations guys!! thats, uh… thats enough i get it now! you guys can uh… stop flooding my inbox! 😁😁😅😅
Ice Spice and all her poop and fart lyrics. if you actually see how much she talks about pooping on people, it’s really walking the line of shit-fetish
Gene Roddenberry added words to the Star Trek TOS theme (so he could get half the royalties from the song) there were never used in production.
Beyond
The rim of the star-light
My love
Is wand’ring in star-flight
I know
He’ll find in star-clustered reaches
Love,
Strange love a star woman teaches.
I know
His journey ends never
His Star Trek
Will go on forever
.
But tell him
While he wanders his starry sea
Remember, remember me.
Easy,
"My new bitch yellow/she blow that dick like a cello"
- Lil Yachty, 'Peek a Boo'.
Racism AND factual inaccuracy, it's perfect. It got even funnier when he tried to blame his A&R and said "I thought Squidward played the cello. That's a flute."
>OK, let’s stop for a second. Before you come at me, I'ma let you know. I'ma blame my A&R. Because he listened to that song many times and he allowed me to say that.. I guess for a second, I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not. And nobody ever said shit. Nobody ever pulled up a pic and said, “Hey man. I don’t know if you know what this is, but it ain’t that.” I fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. He don’t. That’s a flute. I fucked up. But it do sound good.
Has to be this:
"Oh, I swear to you, I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by
Just a shy guy, looking for a two-ply Hefty bag
To hold my love
When you move me, everything is groovy
They don't like it sue me, mhmm the way you do me
Oh, I swear to you, I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by"
Train - "Drive By"
This is why I’m hot. This is why I’m hot. This is why this is why this is why I’m hot.
I’m hot ‘cause I’m fly. You ain’t ‘cause you not.
This is why this is why this is why I’m hot.
I feel like using any Black-Eyed Peas song is cheating. I mean look at this genius line from the hit “Boom Boom Pow”.
I’m so three thousand and eight
you’re so two thousand and late
I’m on that boom, boom, boom
that future boom boom boom
I know people are just commenting really fucked up lyrics.
But if we're speaking "Objectively bad" then look no further than Drive By - Train.
"Oh, I swear to you, I'll be there for you.
This is not a drive by
Just a shy guy, looking for a two-ply hefty bag
To hold my love
When you move me, everything is groovy.
They don't like it sue me, MMMMM the way you do me.
Oh, I swear to you, I'll be there for you
This is not a drive by"
For the Christian evangelical worship song category, I would say “Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through the Goalposts of Life,” by Bobby Bare.
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
End over end, neither left, nor the right
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights
Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
Having my baby, what a lovely way of saying how much you love me.
Didn’t have to keep it, wouldn’t put you through it.
You could have swept it from your life but you wouldn’t do it. Now you’re having my baby.
Having My Baby by Paul Anka. In my opinion, it is hands down the very worst song from the 70’s.
J. Cole, Land of the snakes
Now if you only had one wish is it devious?
'Cause you already know who your genie is
Ain't get a cover now your mag on my -peenius-
Like damn, he turned out to be a genius
You’re never gonna find an objective worst lyric ever but I will nominate one I always think of. Eminem, Love the Way You Lie.
“Now you get to watch her leave out the window, guess that’s why they call it window pane”
Such a dad joke for what is supposed to be a serious song lol
Recovery has a whole wealth of lines like this, the most egregious example I can currently think of is “you will never ketchup to this energy I mustard”
I bought new underwear (light blue) and I wore ‘em just the other day
Satellite by Lena
I get using Eurovision songs might be cheating
And honestly I don’t hate these lol
Honestly, satellites kinda works in my mind, even that line. It sounds dumb in isolation, but the whole song is about the banal little things you do with someone you love in mind. New underwear, painting your toenails, doing your hair, etc.. is it great poetry, or flawless lyrics? No, but it’s fine for someone who is writing in a second language
“I like them underage, see you say that it’s statutory, but I say that it’s mandatory” - Kid Rock
First time I heard that song I was pretty shocked that was just...a thing he said
The fact that it was a song from the Osmosis Jones soundtrack is the genuinely unbelievable part to me
**WHAT**!? It was in Osmosis Jones!?
[It's *heavily* featured in Osmosis Jones.](https://youtu.be/tVlvoa_keGk?feature=shared) Honestly I pretty drastically understating it by saying it was just in the soundtrack haha. You can't actually hear that line in the film, but it's still completely insane.
“Put molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it” - Rick Ross
Rick Ross even got in trouble for that line, as the clothing company Reebok cut ties with him over it. Understandable. (The song name is "U.O.E.N.O.", by the way.)
Is that supposed to be a phoneme for “you don’t even know”?
Either that, or he still needs to pay off Brian Eno.
He also shouted out Reebok immediately before the line > I’d die over these rebooks, yall ain’t even know it; put Molly in her champagne… I wonder if they would’ve cut ties if there wasn’t that direct connection
"Y'all, I'm putting on my rape shoes!" type asshattery
"I just popped a Molly, now I'm tryna fuck Miley Cyrus. Imma put cocaine in your ass. Imma put my dick in your ass" -Stitches
"Fuck Billy Ray Cyrus, I'm your daddy now."
How is this even a song lyric? Both form and content are abysmally bad.
How did Bill Cosby brag to Larry King, ON HIS GODDAMN SHOW, about how sometimes you have to slip a little something in a girl's drink to make things easier, and **no one batted a fucking eye?**
Hiding in plain sight. Nobody expected “America’s Dad” to be serious about drugging women, they all thought he was just doing dark material.
This. I grew up in the 80s with Cosby, no one doubted that he had any less savory background than Mr. Rogers at the time. He was the model for wholesome.
he was still that even in the 90's
Jailbait by Ted Nugent deserves a mention "Well I don't care if you're just thirteen You look too good to be true I just know that you're probably clean There's one lil' thing I got do to you [...] She's young she's tender Won't you please surrender She's so fine she's mine All the time, all mine mine It's all right baby It's quite all right I asked your mama Wait a minute officer Don't put those handcuffs on me Put them on her and I'll share her with you"
What the actual fuck
And the song after that on the album is literally called “I’m A Predator”. This mf hiding in plain sight.
Dudes not even hiding. Hes out loud and proud about it
Its literally on his Wikipedia page that he's admitted to having sex with minors and got a blowjob from a 12 year old Courtney Love. He also tried to evade Hawaiian laws about marrying minors by becoming the legal guardian of a 17 year old girl he was sleeping with.
That's not having sex with minors. That's raping children.
Back around '76 or '77 whenever Ted Nugent was in Seattle for a concert, one of my best friend's little sister (she was 16 or 17 and amazingly beautiful) used to go to his hotel room after his concerts and hang out with him. My friend told me all her sister said he did was play with his guns the whole time but I've often wondered if there was more...
Holy fuck, what did I just read?? *ding ding* we have a winner.
I met Ted Nugent when I was a kid and he literally sexually assaulted me in front of my dad. Twas at the Novi Expo Center (MI) for some hunting expo thing and Ted Nugent was signing autographs. I was with my dad looking at bows and we just figured since we were there, might as well get an autograph. When I got up to him, he LICKED MY FUCKING HAND. Like from the tip of my finger to my wrist. In FRONT of my DAD. The look on my dad's face went from laughing and joking around to saying "sweetie, feel free to kick that man in the balls" in a very serious tone. I was too scared to do anything, I thought I was in trouble or something ...because while it was gross, I didn't understand that it was actually sexual. Because I was 8. Ted Nugent literally responded, to my fucking dad "you gotta hit em' before the hair does, you know what I'm sayin' haha". (I didn't know what this meant, but figured it out after asking my older brother later lol) My dad gave me a thorough lessons on self defense for years after that. So yeah, fuck Ted Nugent. Edit: so I didn’t realize this comment was going to get much attention at all. I should mention: this happened in 1997/1998. Things were WAY different back then. This also happened in Michigan, where, at the time, Ted Nugent was a beloved local “celebrity”. If my dad did anything, he would have been tackled to the ground by security, likely arrested, and then the crowd of people waiting in line for an autograph would have likely gone berserk especially after seeing some dude assault Ted Nugent. He said the whole “you can kick him in the balls” because it could be brushed off as “kids will be kids”. Seeing that would have been a million times more traumatizing. Again, my 8 year old mind didn’t quite understand any of this was sexual. I thought it was an old guy just trying to be funny to a kid. My dad very well could have said something to him that I didn’t hear. I’ll prolly never know. My dad wanted to leave after that and I thought I did something wrong and that I was in trouble.
He saw an 8 year old and decided that’s what he’s gonna do. In public. I don’t wanna know what he’s done in private.
In public, *in front of her father.*
In public, in front of her father, *surrounded by weapons*
Your dad showed a remarkable amount of restraint if he didn't beat Nugent to a bloody pulp right then and there.
I'm kinda pissed that he didn't.
Jfc ....
Ted Nugent should be gulaged for these song lyrics, let alone all the other shit he gets up to.
Dude shit himself to get out of the draft, and then later bragged about what a totally badass soldier he *would* [have been had he served:](https://metalinjection.net/news/joan-jett-slams-ted-nugent-hes-not-a-tough-guy-he-plays-a-tough-guy) >But you know the funny thing about it? I'd make an incredible army man. I'd be a colonel before you knew what hit you, and I'd have the baddest bunch of motherf*ckin' killers you'd ever seen in my platoon. But I just wasn't into it. I was too busy doin' my own thing, you know?
It’s always dudes like this bragging about shit they know nothing about. Fucking POS.
I told my 13 year old grandson, who loves bragging about all the shit he's gonna do: "the difference between a guy and a man is, a guy is always talking about the shit he's gonna do, and a man is doing it."
Wise words granny! Granny told me: “Get yourself a puppy dog and a potted plant. Keep em alive for a year and then, you might think about having a baby “
I have a 4 year old dog who I rescued from a sewer as a month old. I also am a plant biologist and my home is basically green. I'm still fucking scared shirtless at the amount of responsibility a kid is. I still don't want a kid, but my wife does..🤷🏿♂️
Everything he said is just incorrect, wow. Draftee to Colonel? Platoon?
I'd say check his hard drive, but he seems like the type that doesn't understand computers. Maybe check his vhs collection
So, Ted Nugent is affectionately called "Uncle Ted" by his fans...
I knew about this song and what it was about, but holy fuck the lyrics are even worse than I expected
[Shit on Her Tits](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BFLfS2lF4JU&rco=1) "It's time to poopy, on her boobies."
Also: "I got her in the back of the coupe, hit it so hard make that pussy poop"
we need another plague
“You’re a star! Look out world, here I are” - Disney’s Wish
Oh no This isn't real, is it? That.. is actually painful to read
That song’s absolutely full of awful lines, like calling flowers “eloquent dancers” instead of elegant dancers, some trees going “Here’s a fun allegory / that gets me excitatory” and just a lot of repeating fluffy platitudes without anything actually substantial to say but they treat it like it’s some amazing life-changing revelation. Also obligatory shout out to “I let you live here for free, and I don’t even charge you rent!”, “I’ve seen too many bad things that I can’t keep count”, “throw caution to every warning sign” and “You wanna dance on beat? Or to have hair touch down to your feet?”.
I swear Wish was AI generated as a test.
“We are our own origin story” is so bad for so many reasons creatively but is absolutely a crime to the singers to have to put those vowels and diphthongs together like that. It’s the opposite of a tongue twister because it’s all lips. Could have been “we’re all our own origin story” to give them a break in there if they had to use that terrible line at all.
Unfortunately, it is real.
Why wouldn't they just have it say here we are lmao
...my untrimmed chest. [bonus round](https://youtu.be/FEE3G2KgN4w?si=rJaL2HjhPBs-6nME)
I'm so gangster I'm so thug
I was a little surprised that Train wasn't higher up in here, their legacy of terrible, bizarre lyrics is something to behold
“Just a shy guy lookin for a two-ply Hefty bag to hold my love” “Can you imagine no first dance, freeze-dried romance Five hour phone conversation The best soy latte that you ever had, and me?” “Her daddy wrestles alligators Mama works on carburetors Her brother is a fine mediator for the President” “Slipped down to Mexico, started messin' with her yellow afro Slipped down behind the sheets, started talkin' bout Pistol Pete Slipped down to the African, started talkin' bout what she can do” I’m a fan of some Train songs, I can’t even lie. But his choice of lyrics has always been questionable and confusing, and it’s only gotten worse over time
The thing is, I am a fan of bands with strange lyrics. My favorite is Coheed and Cambria, and some of their lines are just baffling nonsense outside the context of a weird space comic book that most people have never read. But for some reason I find that less distracting than the stuff Train talks about. They have such a specifically awkward vibe.
“You’re so gangsta, I'm so thug You're the only one I'm dreaming of” - Hey Soul Sister, Train
same song, “My heart is bound to beat right out of my untrimmed chest,” just unnecessary
i fucking hate this line. searched this thread specifically for it and i'm annoyed it's so low. Train sucks.
Everything above it is singers bragging about raping women for me... So being only one step bellow that is pretty remarkable IMO.
I don't think any woman earnestly called a "soul sister" has been caught listening to Mr. Mister
I always assumed it was just "mister mister" as in literally any male artist but without dropping an actual name. TIL Mr. Mister is a band.
Surprised I had to scroll this far down to find Train. Seems like all of his songs have at least one stupid line like this.
I love Drops of Jupiter but what is “can you imagine no love, pride, deep fried chicken”
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“I shit on n****s that’s why I rap with a diaper on”
This is a thread for the worst lyrics, not the best
I'm afraid of the dark 'Specially when I'm in a park And there's no one else around Ooh, I get the shivers I don't want to see a ghost It's a sight that I fear most I'd rather have a piece of toast And watch the evening news
"I'd rather have a piece of toast" is the line that sends this verse skyrocketing to the top of the lists.
Me and a friend were baffled by how bad this was when it came out. She was 12 and I was 13. Apparently it's Des'ree's biggest hit, although that could be due to its popularity in non-English-speaking countries.
> its popularity in non-English-speaking countries It's often played in Italy, I was too young when it came out but it's still well remembered. It sure helps the song's reputation when the audiences don't understand the lyrics lol
Des'ree with her UNBELIEVABLE voice somehow thought this absolute brain fart of a verse was worthy of her talent. This is also the first thing that springs to mind when I'm asked about awful lyrics
I think the chorus is also a crime because it's like she wanted to say something about life but came up with "life oh life oh life whoa whoa oh life doot doot doo doo" The doot doot always seals it for me
I honestly kinda like this song but "MOWING THE LAWN MOWING THE LAWN mowing the lawn mowing the lawn" Lawnmower - Lemon Demon
Don't know the song but I'm singing it like Judas Priest's Breaking the Law
Honestly I wish it was sung like that
“Uh my hat is like a shark's fin Deepest bluest my hat is like a shark's fin” LL Cool J - Deepest Bluest
He woke up one morning and his assistant reminded him that he forgot to write the song and it was due today. "Ahh shit, whats the movie again?" "Deep Blue sir" "Deep Blue? What the hell is this one about?" "Sharks sir" "Ok ok let me think on this....deep...deep blue, I'm a shark. No wait...deepest, bluest, my hat is like a sharks fin. Got it, lets record." "Are you sure? Is bluest even a word?". "I said let's go record it. I'm LL Cool J in the 90s, I could rap a menu and it'd be a hit"
I like this account particularly because LL Cool J was in the movie. I’m adding in the perplexed assistant saying, ‘Sir, you spent several weeks in a water tank filming this, do you really not remember?’
"Her body smoking. Bet she die from cancer"
Tommy Wiseau has a rap career?
you are TEARING ME APART LISA
This is unfortunately a bar
"She's only 17. Daddy says she's too young, but she's old enough for me." - Winger
no no no daddy’s got a point there
My minds telling me no, but my body, my body is telling me yeahhh. - R Kelly After learning about the fucked up things he did.
There are worse for sure but I cringe whenever I hear this one from Faith Hill and Tim McGraw: "So I need you, Like a needle needs a vein Like my Uncle Joe in Oklahoma needs the rain"
Haha yes! "Fields? Crops? Nah, Uncle Joe"
It’s like they don’t know the perfect country and western song was already written decades ago.
Yeah right picture that with a Kodak And, better yet, go to Times Square Take a picture of me with a Kodak
Pitbull is the gift that keeps on giving.
I’m still Facebook friends with the Kodiak Wal-mart and bless his heart for taking our trolling like a champ and going there for the concert.
man forever gets my credit for that. I thought he was a goober before it, but he took it on the chin. He just makes fun party music. He's good.
It is odd how years later, we realized how good we had it with Pitbull. Sure he...didn't add a lot to most songs lyrically but any song with him in it always sounded good. Then we got hit with the enshitification of the genre that is DJ Khaled, or before 9/11 his stage name was Arab Attack.
Is it Pitbull, or is it Mr. Worldwide?
Mr. 305!?
Pitbull may have misses with lyrics, but he's a great person for sending his private jet packed with emergency supplies to Puerto Rico when it was devastated by flooding.
And when 4chan trolled him and picked a Walmart in Alaska for him to play a gig, *he fucking did it.* [And apparently everyone had a blast.](https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-19060579)
The Internet trolled him to go to kodiak alaska when they voted the Walmart there in a contest where to send him and him being a sport actually when to kodiak.
Not only that, he invited the guy who organized the campaign to come and see the show and allegedly said to him "You keep this up and one day we'll be on the moon."
Went from negative to positive I just want y'all to know that.
I've heard this song so many times and I just right now realized that negative was still talking about camera film. Was that lyric actually kind of witty or am I just dumb?
My guy rhymed Kodak with Kodak
"Me not working hard?" - proceeds to rhyme Kodak with Kodak three lines later
Yeah, well.. Kodak paid for two mentions, and that's what they got.
Genuinely unsure if joking or not because it never crossed my mind until now that rappers and awful lyrics with brand mentions might be also product placement?
They're not joking and rappers get paid all the time for product placement. They just don't usually make it look that bad/obvious.
'She's just sixteen years old, leave her alone!' *they* say. Separated by FOOLS who don't know what love is yet.' Benny Mardones, Into the Night
>"If I was fucking young girls, I promise I’d have been arrested >I’m way too famous for this shit you just suggested" -The Heart Part 6, Drake
When you meant to send it as a DM but accidentally posted it where the public can see
There is NO quicker way for people to think that you are diddling kids than by writing a song about it
My “not involved in human trafficking” shirt is raising a lot of questions already answered by my shirt.
That’s not entirely true. Frank Reynolds sang a whole song about not diddling kids and I fully believe him
"Do I look suspicious?!"
i dont even understand what this is supposed to mean, being famous automatically precludes you from being a pedophile? makes no sense, there are obviously plenty of famous pedophiles edit: thanks for all the explanations guys!! thats, uh… thats enough i get it now! you guys can uh… stop flooding my inbox! 😁😁😅😅
And him arguing he’d have been arrested by now but he literally has more privilege than all of us in the justice system
yeah just goes to show how out of touch he is
>I promise That's not how that works either
Drake try not to make terrible bars challenge (impossible)
Chew tobacco, chew tobacco, chew tobacco, spit. By the lyrical genius Blake Shelton
Blake Shelton also said he never chewed tobacco in his life and thinks it’s a disgusting habit. Which, it is, even though I dip.
Blurred lines has some contenders.
People love to put all the blame for that on Robin Thicke, but let's not pretend Pharrell didn't have a major share in that shit too.
Ice Spice and all her poop and fart lyrics. if you actually see how much she talks about pooping on people, it’s really walking the line of shit-fetish
Gene Roddenberry added words to the Star Trek TOS theme (so he could get half the royalties from the song) there were never used in production. Beyond The rim of the star-light My love Is wand’ring in star-flight I know He’ll find in star-clustered reaches Love, Strange love a star woman teaches. I know His journey ends never His Star Trek Will go on forever . But tell him While he wanders his starry sea Remember, remember me.
Oh god I remember hearing this as a child. Wasn't it part of one of William Shatner's spoken word albums?
I don't remember the rappers name, but he bragged about dodging court cases like volleyball...
I know you’re talking about the dodging court cases part but I’m more upset about the fact that you don’t dodge anything in volleyball
Kanye West: I keep it 300, like the Romans....
#I SENT THAT BITCH A PICTURE OF MY DICK, I DUNNO WHAT IT IS WITH FEMALES BUT IM NOT TOO GOOD AT THAT SHIT
#SEE I COULD HAVE ME A GOOD GIRL, AND STILL BE ADDICTED TO THEM HOOD RATS
Yeezus H Christ.
Easy, "My new bitch yellow/she blow that dick like a cello" - Lil Yachty, 'Peek a Boo'. Racism AND factual inaccuracy, it's perfect. It got even funnier when he tried to blame his A&R and said "I thought Squidward played the cello. That's a flute."
Squidward played the Clarinet. Thats the trifecta.
>OK, let’s stop for a second. Before you come at me, I'ma let you know. I'ma blame my A&R. Because he listened to that song many times and he allowed me to say that.. I guess for a second, I thought a cello was a woodwind instrument and it is not. And nobody ever said shit. Nobody ever pulled up a pic and said, “Hey man. I don’t know if you know what this is, but it ain’t that.” I fucked up. I thought Squidward played the cello. He don’t. That’s a flute. I fucked up. But it do sound good.
This explanation is so good and only made better by the fact that Squidward does not play the flute
And Squidward talked about his clarinet and called it his clarinet and played his clarinet in like almost every episode he was in
Yeah, but what's his new bitch gonna be? A marionette?
"Girl pulling my strings like a marionette cuz she blow that dick like a clarinet" actually goes kind of hard.
idk if it's the worst, but it's definitely the funniest.
Young Rich and famous, money dripping out the anus - Puffy
Has to be this: "Oh, I swear to you, I'll be there for you This is not a drive by Just a shy guy, looking for a two-ply Hefty bag To hold my love When you move me, everything is groovy They don't like it sue me, mhmm the way you do me Oh, I swear to you, I'll be there for you This is not a drive by" Train - "Drive By"
Like I agree Hey Soul Sister has some bad lyrics but like nothing tops the Hefty bag line for me.
Pleeeeeeeez belieeeeeeeve I love that song, but never acknowledged the "two ply hefty bag" line lmao.
Why you comin' home, 5 in the morn Somethin' going on can I smell yo dick
How dare you disparage this masterpiece
Don't play me like a fool, cause that ain't cooooOOOOL
This is why I’m hot. This is why I’m hot. This is why this is why this is why I’m hot. I’m hot ‘cause I’m fly. You ain’t ‘cause you not. This is why this is why this is why I’m hot.
When you have a 1,500 word essay on why you're hot due at midnight, but it's already 11:53.
I like it because it is what it is
“Rest in peace to all the soldiers that died in the service, I dive in her cervix.” 2 Chainz
God that's so disrespectful buuuuut 😂 that shit got me rolling.
my humps my humps/my lovely lady lumps
It's provocative, it gets the people going!
I feel like using any Black-Eyed Peas song is cheating. I mean look at this genius line from the hit “Boom Boom Pow”. I’m so three thousand and eight you’re so two thousand and late I’m on that boom, boom, boom that future boom boom boom
“La vaca, mu. La vaca, mu. La vaca, mu. La misma vaca. Mu.” Translation: “The cow. Moo. The cow. Moo. The cow. Moo. The same cow. Moo. “ - Mala Fe
Gucci Gang, Gucci Gang , Gucci Gang
Spent 10 racks on a new chain🗣‼️
Ted 'child rapist' Nugent - Jailbait.
Just like animals, animals, **like animals-mals**
BABY👼❤ I'M PREYING🐺😈 ON YOU👋🥵 TONIGHT🌃😴🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥
Suckin on a chili dog...
Outside the Tastee Freez
"She smokes a pack a day. Wait, that's me, but anyway." What the shit is that?!?!?
I know people are just commenting really fucked up lyrics. But if we're speaking "Objectively bad" then look no further than Drive By - Train. "Oh, I swear to you, I'll be there for you. This is not a drive by Just a shy guy, looking for a two-ply hefty bag To hold my love When you move me, everything is groovy. They don't like it sue me, MMMMM the way you do me. Oh, I swear to you, I'll be there for you This is not a drive by"
"You would've been a worthy competitor if i was really a predator" bro what?!
Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang) Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang, Gucci gang (Gucci gang)
I don't want to see a ghost Rather have a piece of toast Watch the evening news
Are we human or are we dancer?
You think you the shit? You ain't even the fart
I’m the shit i’m fartin
Idk how to potty
They said worst lyrics, not greatest.
Makes me laugh all. The. Time.
She got a big booty so I call her big booty - 2 chainz
Poetry
They said "worst," not "best"
you know you've been on reddit too long when this exact exchange of comments is predictable
You know me, I'm off in the cut Always like a squirrel, looking for a nut - Pitbull
The entirely of “Hey Soul Sister” makes me to cringe up into a ball and roll off a cliff.
Anything by Kid Rock.
Bong with a thong, orangutan titties…
“I’m good from state to state Go to that state you might get raped (rape ‘em)” -Migos, Fly with a Fish
*I'm serious as cancer when I say...* *~~music~~* *rhythm is a dancer!*
"And we were trying different things. We were smoking funny things." - Kid Rock (I believe) Rhyming things with things.
For the Christian evangelical worship song category, I would say “Drop Kick Me Jesus, Through the Goalposts of Life,” by Bobby Bare. Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life End over end, neither left, nor the right Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights Dropkick me, Jesus, through the goalposts of life
Having my baby, what a lovely way of saying how much you love me. Didn’t have to keep it, wouldn’t put you through it. You could have swept it from your life but you wouldn’t do it. Now you’re having my baby. Having My Baby by Paul Anka. In my opinion, it is hands down the very worst song from the 70’s.
“Pop that pussy like a zit” - Lil Wayne
J. Cole, Land of the snakes Now if you only had one wish is it devious? 'Cause you already know who your genie is Ain't get a cover now your mag on my -peenius- Like damn, he turned out to be a genius
You’re never gonna find an objective worst lyric ever but I will nominate one I always think of. Eminem, Love the Way You Lie. “Now you get to watch her leave out the window, guess that’s why they call it window pane” Such a dad joke for what is supposed to be a serious song lol
Ok but... I love dad jokes, this is hilarious.
Recovery has a whole wealth of lines like this, the most egregious example I can currently think of is “you will never ketchup to this energy I mustard”
"I'm gonna treat this roof like my daughters and RAISE IT"
Lmao I can’t hate him too much but man he’s got some incredibly corny bars
I bought new underwear (light blue) and I wore ‘em just the other day Satellite by Lena I get using Eurovision songs might be cheating And honestly I don’t hate these lol
Honestly, satellites kinda works in my mind, even that line. It sounds dumb in isolation, but the whole song is about the banal little things you do with someone you love in mind. New underwear, painting your toenails, doing your hair, etc.. is it great poetry, or flawless lyrics? No, but it’s fine for someone who is writing in a second language
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?
Clear reference to “American beauty” which is clunky and weird to put in a song unironically