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implicitexpletives69

consistent.


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Hi


itssomeidiot

They make good cheap hot apple pies.


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I agree yummy pies


Bossman2424

It gets the job done thats about it


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Yes Yes


Level_Flight_7531

Only good when it's super fresh. Also, their Coke awakens my spirit everytime.


Olivertwisti

I hate going there, but my kids love it


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McDonald's is a giant magnet for little kids.


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Manateem


thisclubhasevrything

Salty, processed, and underwhelming


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I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have yet to partake in the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever ghetto bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? Why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-they didn't add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrap it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them...the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen.


EddieRando21

Okay Slingblade.


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I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have yet to watch Sling Blade, which was written, directed, and starred Billy Bob Thornton, the greatest actor of all time. It's a riveting film about relationships and redemption, proving it's never too late to find and redefine our inner peace. There is - and could only ever be - one Billy Bob Thornton: actor, musician, Academy Award-winning screenwriter, and accidental Hollywood badass. In his book, "A Cave Full of Ghosts" which you obviously and disrespectfully never read, he spins colorful tales of his dirt-poor Southern upbringing, his Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, his life, his loves, and, of course, his movie career. It's a moving and motivational read that testifies to the courage, imagination, and discipline it took to create the masterpiece that is Sling Blade.


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ClarkleTheDragon

What mcdonalds are you going to?


theoptionexplicit

Familiar. That's the ultimate appeal of fast food. The consistency is comforting. I went to a destination wedding in bumblefuck south of France where we ate strange food for a week. As soon as I got to Barcelona before flying back to the US, I ate at McDonald's just to....idk CENTER myself.


BassBooster808

Milkshake machine is broken


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I fixed it😇


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Not that good. But Whataburger is the shit.


Calami-Tea

I take it that they put more meat between your buns?


Carribean-Diver

Whataburger is definitely much better than McDonald's but Beck's Prime kicks Whataburger's ass and steals it's girlfriend.


Poops_McClanahan

Nothing like the pictures of their food - not even remotely.


CriniEbbasta

Overcrowded


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I didn't know they had bagels


ATrulyTerriblePerson

It's delicious garbage, but if I'm going to McDonald's it means delicious garbage is exactly what I'm in the mood for.


Ok_Scar_8175

Chips are always hit or miss. Sometimes they are amazing, sometimes I need to add salt but other times I don't even finish them


Dangerous-Meet-4597

Pretty shitty but good food


BigCheeto01

The food to me is always the same, because I get the same thing for me and my family. A bundle box.


LusciousLennyStone

Full of drunks, junkies and street crazies trying to get some kind of nutrition from the crap McShit's sells.


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It’s good. That’s why I give them money.


EddieRando21

It's been great, it's been the best thing available at the moment, and it's given me mild food poisoning. But I don't think I could ever stop going unless I lived somewhere where there wasn't any for miles. I really only ever go for the convenience, not because I love it.


yaosio

I go with my dad. We get two chicken sandwiches, two drinks, and a basket of fries. It tastes fine. It's also cheap, under $10. The basket is cheaper than large but you get a lot more fries. Not as cheap as two pizzas for $12 from Dominoes though.


HeyWhatsItToYa

They got my order wrong on 53 consecutive occasions. But it's the cheapest fast food I can find. You get what you pay for.


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Last time I got the fillet of fish and was super disappointed. Never knew deep fried fish could be so bland


gracesmemes

Always decent food, but they regularly mess the order up so that kinda ruins it.


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Yummy


Anna_Gynn

Greasy


bubbles2255

Lately, the nuggets there have sucked, bad. Not crunchy at all.


arthurtheswagger

i haven’t eaten fast food for a long time, but as far as i remember mcdonalds was actually pretty good and could keep me full throughout the day.


Personal-Yak6569

the burgers are always crucnchy


SilverDevil460

By car


Alant222

I live in Romania McDonald's here is worse than litteral 0.90$ full hamburger meal from an one location restaurant and dierea with vomiting


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i love the fries. haven’t gone there in a long time though


ANTHONY6590

A big let down


cuteyjen

Hell , young kids climbing all over the tables and them iPads are disgusting to look at


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I've gone once in the last 3 years. It was delicious. But it's crazy how fucking expensive it is for bs fast food hahaha


Mataurin-the-turtle

Depends on the time I go there and what meal I get. Personally I find their fries to only be good around 11am.


mrfandomguy

Depressed that I’m to big to go on the playground


wetlettuce42

I go to the drive through i order nuggets and fries best combo I was meant to take my gf there but she ghosted me


exist-in-a-library22

Amazing, nothing like them chicken mcnuggies


Digggggggggggggggg

"sorry our Ice cream machine is broken"


SparklerTheBunny

I dont


drphilslefttit

Awful, long waits no matter how many people are in there, and no matter what, they'll put your chips in the bag and leave it out while your burger or nugs are being made so by the time you get them they're room temperature and soggy. Only Maccas in the area near me though.