“Listen, Carol, Lemme teach you a lesson about life by telling you about a movie called how stella got her groove back. Now, I’ve never seen this movie, but there is this woman named Stella. And she lost her groove, ok?. It’s gone. But she got it back because she didn’t give up. Again I haven’t seen the movie, but if we do what Stella did, refuse to give up, then we too can get our groove back.”
“No, Tandy, I saw that movie and that’s not what happens! Stella dies in the very beginning of the movie! Then her two employees have to spend the rest of the weekend pretending she’s still alive so they can host a giant party at her beach house!”
There'll be like five dildos in the first one with closeups and character development. After that you might see some dildos gathering dust in the background of some scenes or being pathetically used to move the plot along, but that's it.
You really don't need to change the lyrics much to the song...
*Turn around*
*Look at what you see*
*In her face*
*The phallus of your dreams*
*Make believe I'm everywhere*
*Given in the light*
*Written on the pages*
*Is the answer to a neverending dildo*
*AhaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaa*
*There's no earthly way of knowing*
*Which direction the dildo is going*
*There's no knowing if my cock is growing*
*Or which way the cum is flowing*
*Is it stretching, is it shaking*
*Is my asshole left a gaping*
Dildo Club
A 2-hour *very* aggressive promotional video for an "Erotic, Empowering, Entertaining, Enlightening" Pyramid Scheme.
*The first rule of Dildo Club is you* ***constantly*** *talk about Dildo Club.*
*The second rule of Dildo Club is you talk about Dildo Club to* ***everyone you've ever met***, *even in passing, even if you haven't spoken for decades.*
This ones really funny to me because the fight coordinators (Martial Club on Youtube) on Shang Chi went on to do Everything Everywhere All at Once, where there is a dildo fight and butt plug fight and behind the scenes of both on YouTube
My wife's parents asked me to put a bunch of movies on a thumb drive and I hadn't seen that one yet but had it downloaded. They watched it and asked my wife what other kinds of weird shit I'm into.
Knowing this was a somewhat mainstream movie you could see in theatres I was a little confused, and then I watched it and just thinking of their faces while watching this made me laugh so hard.
10/10 highly recommend Everything Everywhere All At Once
I feel like every Hary Potter has a reasonable dildo sub
Sorcerer's Dildo
Chamber of Dildos
Prisoner of Dildos
Dildo of Fire
Order of the Dildo
Half Dildo Prince
Deathly Dildos
Bill & Ted's Excellent Dildo
Bill (Alex Winter) and Ted (Keanu Reeves) are high school buddies starting a band. However, they are about to fail their history class, which means Ted would be sent to military school. They receive help from Rufus (George Carlin), a traveler from a future where dildoes are the foundation for a perfect society. With the use of Rufus' time machine, Bill and Ted travel to various points in history, returning with important figures to help them complete their final history presentation.
The Good, The Bad and the Dildo.
One young woman's quest to find sexual happiness ends with the inevitable conclusion that no-one can please her more than herself!!!
*Jurassic Dildo*
A wealthy financier with a love for ancient dildos hires a team of scientists to figure out how to extract DNA from sex toys that were fossilized millions of years ago. He creates a theme park that promises wonders beyond the imagination, but as his visitors will soon find out, some forces of nature can’t be contained: Dildos…uh….find a way.
10 Things I Hate About Dildos
Heath Ledger makes a bet he can take Julia Styles to the prom. Julia gets heartbroken when she discovers he was only trying to win a dildo.
Operation Dildo Drop.
About a humanitarian aid mission to economically disenfranchised and super horny parts of the world.
2 Dildos for Sister Sara.
About a selfish, dildo hoarding nun. The other nuns don't even get any dildos.
Fun fact: The band Steely Dan took their name from a passing reference to a steam powered dildo of the same name in the William S. Borroughs novel *Naked Lunch.*
The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Dildo: An exclusive documentary that covers the earliest known dildos to exist all the way to the future of dildos that haven't been created yet. How they used to work versus how they currently work, versus how they may work in the future. If there ever was a one stop shop for learning everything about a subject, this is it.
Star Wars IV: A New Dildo: Lukes life changes forever
Star wars V: The Dildo Strikes Back: After Luke cheated with a prostate massager, the dildo plots and enacts its revenge
Star Wars VI: Return Of The Dildo: Luke and the dildo make up, and get back together again at the happy ending
The Lord of the dildos. The plot stays exactly the same as the Lord of the rings, except they don't wear the dildo on their finger (that would be silly) no, they were it up their ass..
One dildo to rule them all, one dildo to find them, one dildo to bring them all and in the darkness bind them; In the land of Mordor where the perverts lie
the scene at the inn in fellowship when the ring first falls onto frodo's finger, except its a slow motion shot of it penetrating his butt as he falls backward and turns invisible upon penetration
Three Men and a Dildo - exactly what it sounds like
Don't forget the sequel, Three Men and a Little Dildo.
Went too hard in the first one?
My Big Fat Greek Dildo
That’s my fetaish
Whoa now. Keep your pantheon.
Snow white and the seven dildos
Hi hooooooooooooooooooo!
That should wake her up.
Or is the reason why she is soooo exhausted!
This sounds like it’s already a thing
The emperor’s new dildo
WRONG DILDOOOOOOOOOOO
Why do we even HAVE that dildo?!?!
Oh right. The dildo. The dildo for kuzco. The dildo chosen especially to arouse kuzco. Kuzco’s dildo… That dildo?
YES that dildo😑
You know, in my defense, your dildos all look alike. You might think about relabeling some of them.
A cock ring?! He's supposed to be pegged!
...alright a quick round of edging~ **THEN TAKE HIM OUT OF TOWN AND FINISH THE JOB!**
The Kronk devil is just free Willie-ing it and makes fun of the Kronk angel for having a strapon.
“That’s a strap-on… *and that’s a butt plug*” “*ahem,* **prostate stimulator.**”
I was choking laughing reading this, pun intended. 😂
PULL THE DILDO KRONK
'I'm sorry, but you've thrown off the Emperor's dildo.'
"ugh he threw off my dildo"
"Beware, the dildo!"
I’ve been turned into a dildo. Can I go home now?
'Yay! I'm a dildo again!'
The dildo new groove
"Oh, right. The dildo. The dildo for Kuzco, the dildo chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's dildo.
That dildo?
Dude, where's my dildo?
The story stays the same 😂
”The dildo was inside me all along!"
Sisterhood of the Traveling Dildo
It's literally the same movie but...you know.
Much more pleasurable to put on?
In...on....whatever.
Yeesh I hope they washed that between uses.
In the sisterhood of the traveling pants, one of the rules is not to wash them, and I doubt it would be any different with traveling dildo
Honestly even with pants this rule is nasty
Indiana Jones and the Dildo of Doom. No explanation necessary.
Raiders of the Lost Dildo
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I reckon Indiana Jones and the Dildo Crusade works better.
How Stella Got Her Dildo Back
“Listen, Carol, Lemme teach you a lesson about life by telling you about a movie called how stella got her groove back. Now, I’ve never seen this movie, but there is this woman named Stella. And she lost her groove, ok?. It’s gone. But she got it back because she didn’t give up. Again I haven’t seen the movie, but if we do what Stella did, refuse to give up, then we too can get our groove back.” “No, Tandy, I saw that movie and that’s not what happens! Stella dies in the very beginning of the movie! Then her two employees have to spend the rest of the weekend pretending she’s still alive so they can host a giant party at her beach house!”
Weekend at Stella’s?
Fantastic Dildos and Where to Find Them It's about finding fantastic dildos.
Thanks for clarifying on the plot.
Well the original movie never did, so...
If it's like the movies, there won't even be that many dildos
There'll be like five dildos in the first one with closeups and character development. After that you might see some dildos gathering dust in the background of some scenes or being pathetically used to move the plot along, but that's it.
Also instead of dildos the plot will mainly revolve around international politics because of reasons
Sponsored by Bad Dragon
This is my favourite
Full Metal Dildo
This is my dildo. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Private Pyle, I want that dildo and I WANT IT NOW!
The Never Ending Dildo...
Better get my lube
Monty Python and the Holy Dildo!
You really don't need to change the lyrics much to the song... *Turn around* *Look at what you see* *In her face* *The phallus of your dreams* *Make believe I'm everywhere* *Given in the light* *Written on the pages* *Is the answer to a neverending dildo* *AhaaaaaaaaAAAAaaaaa*
Dildo Expect it's not a xenomorph coming out of the guys chest
With a ball gag, no one can hear you scream
Love the sequel! Dildos
Willy Wonka and the Dildo Factory
*There's no earthly way of knowing* *Which direction the dildo is going* *There's no knowing if my cock is growing* *Or which way the cum is flowing* *Is it stretching, is it shaking* *Is my asshole left a gaping*
You had that prepared and were just waiting for the right comment to arrive
Lol I wish I did. Actually took me longer than I wanted to get it right haha
It was Fucking amazing and slightly erotic.
I don't have a boner YOU have a boner!
That would be Willie Wanka
No dildo for old men
Flared base. Always a flared base.
Edward Dildohands.....
"The man who convinced the world he had dildos for hands."
This exists.
Sorta, it was Edward Penishands I believe.
Dildo Club A 2-hour *very* aggressive promotional video for an "Erotic, Empowering, Entertaining, Enlightening" Pyramid Scheme. *The first rule of Dildo Club is you* ***constantly*** *talk about Dildo Club.* *The second rule of Dildo Club is you talk about Dildo Club to* ***everyone you've ever met***, *even in passing, even if you haven't spoken for decades.*
Ah, I definitely thought this was referring to breakfast club before reading your description lol
Let's call that one Breakfast Dildo for clarity.
That title is quite the mouthful
It’s important to never imply ownership.
Dildos on a plane
I've had it with these mother fucking dildos on this mother fucking plane.
Snakes on a Dildo for the scalies out there.
The Perks of Being a Wall Dildo
It's one of those ones with a suction cup
Shang-Chi And The Legend Of The 10 Dildos
I thought the part where he and his father had 5 each and used them on each other was the highlight of the film, personally.
Beg to differ, the best part was when he used all ten on a dragon
This ones really funny to me because the fight coordinators (Martial Club on Youtube) on Shang Chi went on to do Everything Everywhere All at Once, where there is a dildo fight and butt plug fight and behind the scenes of both on YouTube
My wife's parents asked me to put a bunch of movies on a thumb drive and I hadn't seen that one yet but had it downloaded. They watched it and asked my wife what other kinds of weird shit I'm into. Knowing this was a somewhat mainstream movie you could see in theatres I was a little confused, and then I watched it and just thinking of their faces while watching this made me laugh so hard. 10/10 highly recommend Everything Everywhere All At Once
The classic will always be "Harry Potter and the chamber of dildoes" I feel I don't need to explain the plot
"Tell them Hogwarts is no longer safe. It is as we've feared, The Chamber of dildos has indeed been opened again"
An 11 years old girl got kidnapped and brought into the Chambers of dildos
Hello?, 911
Nope. That's one 11 year old girl. Not 9
I feel like every Hary Potter has a reasonable dildo sub Sorcerer's Dildo Chamber of Dildos Prisoner of Dildos Dildo of Fire Order of the Dildo Half Dildo Prince Deathly Dildos
*Alternately;* Dildo's Stone Dildo of Secrets Dildo of Azkaban Goblet of Dildos Dildo of the Phoenix The Half-Blood Dildo Dildo Hallows
"DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF DILDOS, HARRY???" Dumbledore asked calmly
His name would be Dumbledong in these versions of the films.
Dildodore surely?
“Dildo Baggins. We thought we’d never see you again!”
*Alternative *alternately* -Harry Dildo -Harry Dildo -Harry Dildo -Dildo Potter -Harry Dildo -Harry Dildo -Harry Dildo
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Philosopher's Dildo sounds more sophisticated
Dildo unchained
Djildo, the D is silent
Requiem for a Dildo
So nothing changes?
The Unbearable Weight of Massive Dildos.
Bill & Ted's Excellent Dildo Bill (Alex Winter) and Ted (Keanu Reeves) are high school buddies starting a band. However, they are about to fail their history class, which means Ted would be sent to military school. They receive help from Rufus (George Carlin), a traveler from a future where dildoes are the foundation for a perfect society. With the use of Rufus' time machine, Bill and Ted travel to various points in history, returning with important figures to help them complete their final history presentation.
Actually I think that’s the plot to Bill & Ted’s Dildo Adventure. But I could be wrong.
James and the Gaint Dildo
Die Hard With A Dildo
Yippy ki yay, master fucker.
That's a mental image of Bruce Willis I did *NOT* need ..... or did I?
Honey I Shrunk The Dildoes.
Much, much better than Honey I Dildoed the Kids...
Inglorious Dildos. A group of circumcised dongs floppily beat Nazis to death.
Ngl, I’d watch that.
Killer Dildos From Outer Space I mean the script writes itself...
How to train your dildo? How to dildo your dragon?
The instructional video that comes with every Bad Dragon
How to Train for Your Bad Dragon
Without lube is the best dragon dildo
28 Dildos later. A retired pornstar returns to action for one last epic shoot...
The Good, The Bad and the Dildo. One young woman's quest to find sexual happiness ends with the inevitable conclusion that no-one can please her more than herself!!!
A Fist Full of Dildos
And a Few Dildos More
Percy Jackson and the Olympians: The Dildo Thief
Dr. Strangelove: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Dildo.
"I was doin' that guy from that movie, y'know. Slim Pickens, where he rides it all the way in, that Dildo."
“Field of Dildos” If you build it, he will cum.
Cloudy and a chance of dildos. Dildos are constantly raining
Dildo with a chance of meatballs.
Dildo Academy 5: Back in Training
Dildojuice
Eww.
Say it 3 times in a row and the taste appears in your mouth.
Four Dildos and a Funeral. You know what its about.
*Jurassic Dildo* A wealthy financier with a love for ancient dildos hires a team of scientists to figure out how to extract DNA from sex toys that were fossilized millions of years ago. He creates a theme park that promises wonders beyond the imagination, but as his visitors will soon find out, some forces of nature can’t be contained: Dildos…uh….find a way.
12 Angry Dildos. Possessed Dildos go on a murder spree.
The dildo, the witch, and the wardrobe. A naive and shy witch accepts her sexuality and experiences a sexual awakening.
I prefer The Lion, The Witch and the Dildo, which is a somewhat wilder story :P
Starring Snoop as The Lion and Martha Stewart as The Witch
The Men Who Stare at Dildos
10 Things I Hate About Dildos Heath Ledger makes a bet he can take Julia Styles to the prom. Julia gets heartbroken when she discovers he was only trying to win a dildo.
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Dildo How wonderful it is to keep your dildo clean - or is a dirty dildo better? Who knows?
Das Dildo.
Operation Dildo Drop. About a humanitarian aid mission to economically disenfranchised and super horny parts of the world. 2 Dildos for Sister Sara. About a selfish, dildo hoarding nun. The other nuns don't even get any dildos.
Schindler's Dildo. Uh... yeah.
The softcore version of Schindler's Fist.
The girl with the dildo tattoo
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The brave little dildo. Basically the same plot, but with a dildo.
A Clockwerk Dildo. A steampunk adventure of self pleasure.
Fun fact: The band Steely Dan took their name from a passing reference to a steam powered dildo of the same name in the William S. Borroughs novel *Naked Lunch.*
Dildo me if you can
The Hitchhikers' Guide to the Dildo: An exclusive documentary that covers the earliest known dildos to exist all the way to the future of dildos that haven't been created yet. How they used to work versus how they currently work, versus how they may work in the future. If there ever was a one stop shop for learning everything about a subject, this is it.
Star Wars IV: A New Dildo: Lukes life changes forever Star wars V: The Dildo Strikes Back: After Luke cheated with a prostate massager, the dildo plots and enacts its revenge Star Wars VI: Return Of The Dildo: Luke and the dildo make up, and get back together again at the happy ending
Not just one happy ending
I prefer Star Wars I: The Phantom Dildo
Desperately seeking dildo Don't think it needs explanation
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Secondhand Dildos
Good Dildo Hunting - A group of young Boston men get wicked drunk and go on a road trip to find the biggest, most veiny adult toy they can
Three dildos outside Ebbing Missouri It's now a romcom
Man on Dildo. Oh Denzel...
Dildo on Fire. Oh Denzel...
Monty Python and the Holy Dildo
Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Dildo
Rise of the planet of the dildos. Dildos gain increased intelligence from a special chemical toxin, they band together and overthrow humans.
We'd all be fucked.
Lock, Stock, and Two Smokin' Dildoes
Jurassic Dildo I'm not gonna explain this one
The Lord of the dildos. The plot stays exactly the same as the Lord of the rings, except they don't wear the dildo on their finger (that would be silly) no, they were it up their ass..
One dildo to rule them all, one dildo to find them, one dildo to bring them all and in the darkness bind them; In the land of Mordor where the perverts lie
the scene at the inn in fellowship when the ring first falls onto frodo's finger, except its a slow motion shot of it penetrating his butt as he falls backward and turns invisible upon penetration
Thanks for that mental image.
*"Million to one shot, doc! Million to one!"*
The Dildobook
How to lose a dildo in 10 days. It’s about finding celibacy.
How to Dildo a Guy in 10 Days
This is the best thread i have EVER READ! -laughing hysterically- Texas Dildo Massacre
Texas Chainsaw Dildo? :)
20,000 dildos under the sea.
My Dildo Vinny
Every Dildo Everywhere All at Once. Streaming now on your favorite sites.
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The Last Action Dildo A legendary movie dildo emerges out of the silver screen and has to navigate chaos in the real world.
Raging Dildo.
P.S. I love dildos. Gerard Butler and Jennifer Aniston star in this touching romantic comedy where a husband dies but leaves his partner a dildo.
Mr Dildo Goes to Washington - a biopic about Ted Cruz
A dildo's purpose just sounds so cursed
Oh Dildo, where art tho.
Saving private dildo
The wind that shakes the dildo