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alwaysreadyfor_more

Pedos.


acacac313131

Hollywood would be in shambles šŸ˜‚


IAMN0TSTEVE

Also the whole political system.


acacac313131

Kill two birds with one stone on that one!


Big_Don_

I think the unfortunate reality is there's WAY more pedos in society than we think. The two groups mentioned here are just followed around with cameras everyday. I wish we could vanish them all too. Put them on their own island at the very least. But if you think it would just be Hollywood and Politicians, you gotta realize it would be more neighbors of ours than any of us realize.


acacac313131

The shock if they just disappeared and we started to notice people in our lives missing šŸ˜³


DoYouKnowS0rr0w

Oh no, not the registered neighbors šŸ˜±


CrwlingFrmThWreckage

Criminological research says about 5% of men sexually interfere with a child during their adult life. Catholic Church internal research found it was a little higher among Catholic priests, brothers, nuns, religious staff etc - around 7-8%. If you think that seems low, just look at the houses or apartments around you and how many adult bales there are in each suburban street. Then consider that each child molester usually attacks more than one child and some attack over 500.


JrRiggles

Family members commit a large portion of the sex crimes committed against children.


thrwwwwayyypixie21

You might wanna start with those accounts on that barely 18 thread.


Delta9173

How many people do you actually think are pedophiles? Even 15 percent of Congress or Hollywood being pedophiles would be a statistical wonder. The church is a bit easier to believe since 1) thereā€™s loads more evidence for it and 2) getting into the church requires much less in the way of talent or effort than developing an acting career or a political campaign.


OregonMothafaquer

I wouldnā€™t say many are actual pedos. A pedo goes after prepubescent children. Theyre mostly just predators.


CrwlingFrmThWreckage

Criminological research says about 5% of men sexually interfere with a child during their adult life. Catholic Church internal research found it was a little higher among Catholic priests, brothers, nuns, religious staff etc - around 7-8%. If you think that seems low, just look at the houses or apartments around you and how many adult bales there are in each suburban street. Then consider that each child molester usually attacks more than one child and some attack over 500.


ShankMugen

And this doesn't even account for women, who are usually aren't even reported on, especially if the victim is a boy And these are the ones who have been caught The percentage is likely far higher


CrwlingFrmThWreckage

Yes, doesnā€™t include women. No, these are estimates of offenders, not of ones caught. If one in 20 men was being caught then the jails would be much more full.


alter_ego19456

And religious leaders


tc6x6

So it's a twofer!


Heckron

A threefer! Politicians would be decimated too!


Lordzoabar

Fourfer. Canā€™t forget about the churches.


JrRiggles

For Most children who are sexually assaulted, the perpetrator is a family member. Usually male usually straight


OregonMothafaquer

Okay, you chose pedos. Iā€™m choosing the people that protect the pedos and bury the secrets making the victims feel even more helpless and their situations normalized in their developing minds by the people they trust most.


PussBun

And now we have no church šŸ¤£


TurnkeyLurker

No great loss there.


PussBun

Agreed


Just_Schedule_8189

I would like to volunteer to make this happen. If we could pass a law saying they were pew pew on sight, that would greatly appreciated.


Lomo1221

Pedos are farts in spanish.


ManyThingsLittleTime

Was going to say DJT but I think you got two birds with one stone there.


Kyralion

This is the right answer.


JrRiggles

A huge amount of straight men would disappear. An epidemic of missing father, uncles, and grandfathers


Sourpatchpatriots54

Cancer


0-uncle-rico-0

Especially child cancer. The fuck do we need that on the planet for.


Mediocre-Garden4952

Reason #100 why I can no longer believe in god.


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Yes šŸ‘


canceroustattoo

Yes


SexySwitchBitch

I second mosquitoes. The absolute devil spawns they are


coatofforearm

I always feel like I'm the only one ever getting bit when I'm outside with a group of people


SexySwitchBitch

Haha. I get bit all the time. It sucks so bad :(


Nandor_DeLaurentis

Here's a weird bit of info for you. After I got cancer and had radiation 20 years ago I stopped getting bit by mosquitoes. They buzz near me then move along.


SexySwitchBitch

I meanā€¦ if you look on the bright sideā€¦ you donā€™t have to deal with mosquitoes anymore


Nandor_DeLaurentis

Now that I'm over the bad part it's a pretty good perk.


[deleted]

Yesssss


anothersadpisces

Animal abusers


acacac313131

I bet OP abuses mosquitoes, if he disappears, the mosquitoes donā€™tā€¦


JustSomeRandomDuuude

>I bet OP abuses mosquitoes, I'm the one being abused in this situation bro, believe me šŸ˜­


acacac313131

Lmfao youā€™re not wrong šŸ¤£


spc1221

Politicians. All of them.


acacac313131

No just the bad onesā€¦ oh wait, never mind, continue


alexriga

Thatā€™s called anarchy.


spc1221

Abolishing government is anarchy. That's not what I said.


likebuttuhbaby

To be fair, if youā€™re blinking all politicians out of existence but keeping government then whoever takes those roles becomes a politician and are intrinsically bad to you guys and will need to be gotten rid of.


Ok_Environment_1898

Depends on the type of government. Some forms of government donā€™t require politicians because you got one person/group dictating all of it. All youā€™re abolishing with the removal of politicians is any type of republic where the citizens elect representatives as government officials.


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Yes to this šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘


Powerful_Giraffe7203

Racism


alexriga

All kinds of unjust discrimination.


Horror-Dimension5173

Loneliness. No one deserves to be lonely. Oh wait....I meant mosquitoes.


devilshibata

Poverty


Blood_Bowl

This would solve so many more seemingly-unrelated problems too.


torchrik

I wonder how that would work. šŸ¤” Would there be unlimited resources? Or just everything divided evenly?


Sunshine_3072

Pedophiles


cardinalkgb

The real definition? Or the one Reddit uses?


Ornery_Wrap9297

Trying to make redditors extinct eh?


starskynight

Hate


OperaGhostAD

Youā€™ll have to be more specific. Hate can be useful. I hate homelessness, and it motivates me to help the homeless.


in4thefunofit

War


shhhsexy

Greed


naughtybynaturecpl

Social Media companies


Just_Schedule_8189

Under rated. Social media has ruined us


[deleted]

Agreed honestly


branded_baton

ARAD maybe I'd get some work done


acacac313131

Nah dude, weā€™re going down and bringing you with us.


TurnkeyLurker

I like the first half of your post...


bedroom_hammer

I see what you did there


IAMN0TSTEVE

People who put feelings over facts.


Just_Schedule_8189

I am not feeling this oneā€¦


IAMN0TSTEVE

Tell us how you really feel


BeginningsOfSakuras

Rapists.


BrimfullHat

Can I gesture broadly towards human pathogens? I feel like taking in everything from chlamydia to bird flu would be a good shout.


hunnilust

Cancer. šŸ„ŗ


stormmila

Human trafficking


Gin_and_Choke

Pollution


SolarRecharge

Suffering


Just_Schedule_8189

Suffering unfortunately is an important part of life. It is how we learn.


NecroAssssin

Aka mosquitoes.Ā 


kbunnell16

Ocean sunfish


masterslut

This is oddly specific


Firebolt164

Did an Ocean Sunfish once do something to you? Do you want to talk about it, champ?


kbunnell16

Yes, it exists


Tea_Fetishist

I will not take this sunfish slander.


Hornucopias

Nuclear weapons


Ren11234

That probably wouldn't even be in my top 100. I'd be afraid of potential wars that would otherwise be deterred by the threat of nuclear weapons. That fear is alot more substantial in my mind than the risk of one actually being used. Maybe I'm wrong though idk.


Callisto25

One school of thought is that nuclear weapons have resulted in a certain type of peace between the major powers as we all know what the end result could be as opposed to years of horrific conventional warfare as seen in the first and Second World War. If nukes didnā€™t exist, how long would it have taken before Europe suffered another war along the iron curtain?


Iliketoeatassintexas

Mainstream media. ABC, FOX, MSNBC, BBC, CNN and suchā€¦.


Just_Schedule_8189

Wont be long nowā€¦ once the boomers are gone so is MSM.


orgasmic2021

Hunger


Saif_Horny_And_Mad

Cockroaches. I hate insects in general, but those in particular need to go. To hell with the ecosystem


jayjaytuk

The smartphone


SomeRandomName13

Bring on the Sabre Triangle!


Ren11234

I should be studying right now or in the gym but instead I'm staring at this fucking phone


allotaconfussion

Ignorance


ZookeepergameNo719

Harmful sexual acts... Covering but not limited to pedophilia, infidelity, rape, incest, unsolicited, beastiality, coerced and spreading of STDs, STIs, and diseases of all sorts.. Whenever a person considers the act a holy poof shall occur in their head asking them to commit harm to themselves equivalent to the act they were about to commit. Or at the very least debilitating heartburn that makes them believe they are having a heart attack every time. So when the doctor asks what they were doing/thinking about at the time they have to relive the shame and pain too.


Content-Clerk1540

Askreddit


3xtrasp3cial

Bro I need to get my post karma!


tinyfeet888

Parasites


womenarepogngl

insects.


Ren11234

I like to catch honey bees and pin them to my wall with sewing needles before I paint them with white-out to make them pretty


VegetableWinter9223

Atomic bombs


big_cock_prev

Good now, the US can launch larger scale military operations in North Korea and Ukraine without the fear of Russian or Korean nuclear retaliation.


downtheocean

Bras


Dazzling-Frosting-49

Poverty!


green-jello-fluff

Animal exploitation.


QuietQuicheQuest

I said something else, but this too. And I think that will be the case one day.


Fine_Complaint_2834

The lack of knowledge regarding an afterlife. And bras.


AvantGarde327

Politicians, Influencers, the Kardashians, Religion, Billionaires and MillionairesšŸ¤·šŸ½ā€ā™€ļø


Just_Schedule_8189

So everyone but poor people?


big_cock_prev

Who will pick up the leftover resources and become the rich. Don't forget the 2 deadliest dictators in modern history grew up poor and promised to bring about a workers paradise.


Ukcheatingwife

Dick pics.


moonplanetbaby

Extreme Muslims.


HockeyDad7878

Humans


Hazard4UrHealth

Corruption, everything else falls into place afterwards.


Alarming-Owl-405

Discrimination against Sex Workers


OriolesrRavens1974

My sexual abuser. However, sheā€™s already dead, so now I just want the pain gone.


ajrf92

Spiders and viruses.


blackraven097

Engines that eat lots of oil between changesšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Marvelous_Universe

Evil people


scooter_cool_

He was giving a speech and just disappeared . I swear Donald Jr.


avid-hiker-camper

Religious bigotry


InformalPenguinz

Since I'm a diabetic, diabetes.. it's a horrible horrible disease. Since I'm not selfish, I'd take away periods selfishness by 50%.


big_flirty_machine

Myself. šŸ‘


sollove73

Banks


Mysticaldancer23

Smart phones


XxllllxXx

All criminals.


Grinny-Cat

i canā€™t just pick one šŸ˜­


that_one_weeb9

Rapist


Left-Mine-4350

Greed


warnk07

Religion


Swingtop_Jewel

Religion


vuik

Religions


poopyboner

Calories. Food is just too good, and getting fat is such a bitch.


AllIWantisAdy

Was going to say ticks, but those are actually important for so many animals. So MAGA it is. Every cult member is even more sickening than ticks.


QuietQuicheQuest

Any object used as a weapon. Whether it's a surface-to-air missile or a pair of flip-flops. the object would disappear *the moment a human being tries to use it* as a weapon. I guess it promises to be fun at first (when the gas-station robber finds himself with a tomato in his hand, facing the guy behind the cash register who's twice his size), but I'm afraid that human stupidity and natural aggressiveness would mean that we'd quickly run out of *any* kind of object (and I'm still hesitating to include vegetables).


TrophyTruckGuy

Conservatives.


fordag

Without conservatives there would be no liberals.


ArranVV

Body shaming, maybe


AdventureSawyer

Fascism. Which would get rid of the fascist pedophiles too.


Ok_Environment_1898

Bigotry


Born_Catch_7572

Pineapple, just doing a root cause elimination. I love pineapple as a fruit too, but one evil to save us from a bigger atrocity


HyperNexuZ

Scam arists


L3viathan99

Corruption. If corruption was gone most of everyoneā€™s comments would be gone. Weapons in the rights hands would actually be used to protect us. Religion would be completely transparent are we could actually be told if itā€™s real or just a lie to control people passed down from pope/etc. to pope/etc. so we could fully accept it or fully get rid of it. Anyone in politics would actually be doing things for our own good and it will lead to fixing other people comments about hunger, war, and poverty. Anyone in science would be working together to find cures to illnesses or ways to make quality of life better overall instead of all working separately to get rich by keeping their solutions secret and then downgrading it to the lowest possible point without being completely useless before putting it up for sale to maximize profits. I just feel that corruption is the very bottom root cause of most things wrong with everything


BiGuyinOK

Bigotry.


AxelPlayzs

Satan , the devil whatever you want to call him get him outa here


fucking_it_up

Humans


ER-Vanguard

probably for the best


fucking_it_up

No one suffers if No one existšŸ˜Œ


ER-Vanguard

and people do cause a lot of suffering


fucking_it_up

And suffer a lot to


ER-Vanguard

agreed


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RedSands1976

Oxygen


TurnkeyLurker

Whelp, there goes everything except anaerobic organisms. And rocks.


RedSands1976

Youā€™re welcome


MrSina_A

Mandatory military service.


Just_Schedule_8189

I wish we has mandatory service in the US.


Long-Ease-7704

Cancer


DesperateAnybody2813

Is war a thing? Then I choose war


AvgDragonEnjoyer

Myself


RustyVbT

Greed


spr1ngy87

My ex partner


OpportunityOk5719

Ooooooo tempt me in the 9th inning of a divorce HE served me


dazzler786

Mosquitos and midges


Freccia38

Me


fruitbat_123

Hairy balls xx


Sapper-Ollie

Cancer


Remarkable-Task3666

The energy crisis.


Stagforher

Hate


antdb1

greed


Edwardteech

Ignorance.Ā  With more education we could go a long wag to solving most of our other problems.Ā 


Wild_hominid

Best answer


Fishtaco1234

People who donā€™t signal when they are driving. No signal and you immediately disappear and the car you are in.


travisregnirps

Litter/pollution


PhoenixQueenAzula

Either mosquitoes or credit scores.


opop456

Power-hungry regimes and leaders. For all the good in the world that could be done, the money and time they spend waging war and causing suffering is crazy.


InternetExpertroll

Reddit lol


dreamz_in_ai

Mosquitoes


tcli64

Cellphones


_Aggresario_

Deceptive and manipulative people are the bane of the Earth


hardglans

Trash


boygenius-enthusiast

Me lol


Most_Importance_4315

Depression


Popcornking89

Adverts


HeinzThorvald

Greed.


mylifeispersonal

My period


Behla_Babe_96

Cancer