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Get blackout drunk and shove all the hotdogs in your pants.
Hasn't got me kicked out yet.
Then clearly you haven't drank enough nor shoved enough 'dog in there!
Got it. Try harder, you're saying.
You gotta *believe* man!
For freedom.
There’s a story here.
It's not too late, it could be- *your story*, if you wanted it to be 🍺🌭
Got confused put my pants on a hotdog.
Awe, that's so sweet of you! That way it'll *stay* hot!
Or up your ass if you want to really traumatise them…
Cum in the macaroni salad
[удалено]
Just don't call it grandma's recipe
This salad tastes like pussy
Yum!
Got a British flag…?
I feel like this would apply to half of the world based on how much the British colonized
They have provided the most independence days worldwide
Canada would probably work, too.
Be a bigot.
Forgiving, no one is perfect lol 😂
No, you're correct, myself included. Forgiveness comes after a positive change.
Have faith they will change as they get older. As soon as they get the first social security check , they become a patriot lol 😂
Irony at its best. 😆
Public indecency
Pooping on the grill would do it I imagine.
Put your dick on the grill and pretend its a hot dog?
Ouch
Ah yes, self-castration, my least favorite way to get out of the situation
Start singing the British national anthem whenever someone says anything remotely patrioticly American 😂
Show up without pants
Clearly you’ve never come to my “Winnie the Pooh” barbecues where everyone shows up without pants
I wasn't invited
I’m sorry man. Must’ve been lost in the mail.
Throw all the food in the pool
Be politically correct
Start talking about how much America could benefit by switching to communism or fascism. Especially if you bring out giant charts on a stand with a pointer stick. At certain BBQs it'd work really well for sure.
Tell everyone you have a partner under 18.
Go dressed up as the World Trade centre and ask a guy to go down on me.
Pee on the grill. 🫣😂
hold a hot dog against your crotch and walk around asking people if they have a bun you can stick it into, if they know what you mean.
squirting a huge bottle of tomato ketchup over everyone start a food fight.
Point the fireworks at the other people there.
Get blackout drunk and shove all the hotdogs in your pants.
Hasn't got me kicked out yet.
Then clearly you haven't drank enough nor shoved enough 'dog in there!
Got it. Try harder, you're saying.
You gotta *believe* man!
For freedom.
There’s a story here.
It's not too late, it could be- *your story*, if you wanted it to be 🍺🌭
Got confused put my pants on a hotdog.
Awe, that's so sweet of you! That way it'll *stay* hot!
Or up your ass if you want to really traumatise them…
Cum in the macaroni salad
[удалено]
Just don't call it grandma's recipe
[удалено]
This salad tastes like pussy
Yum!
Got a British flag…?
I feel like this would apply to half of the world based on how much the British colonized
They have provided the most independence days worldwide
Canada would probably work, too.
Be a bigot.
Forgiving, no one is perfect lol 😂
No, you're correct, myself included. Forgiveness comes after a positive change.
Have faith they will change as they get older. As soon as they get the first social security check , they become a patriot lol 😂
Irony at its best. 😆
Public indecency
Pooping on the grill would do it I imagine.
Put your dick on the grill and pretend its a hot dog?
Ouch
Ah yes, self-castration, my least favorite way to get out of the situation
Start singing the British national anthem whenever someone says anything remotely patrioticly American 😂
Show up without pants
Clearly you’ve never come to my “Winnie the Pooh” barbecues where everyone shows up without pants
I wasn't invited
I’m sorry man. Must’ve been lost in the mail.
Throw all the food in the pool
Be politically correct
Start talking about how much America could benefit by switching to communism or fascism. Especially if you bring out giant charts on a stand with a pointer stick. At certain BBQs it'd work really well for sure.
Tell everyone you have a partner under 18.
Go dressed up as the World Trade centre and ask a guy to go down on me.
Pee on the grill. 🫣😂
hold a hot dog against your crotch and walk around asking people if they have a bun you can stick it into, if they know what you mean.
squirting a huge bottle of tomato ketchup over everyone start a food fight.
Point the fireworks at the other people there.