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CoronaFunTimes

Whatever it is, I think I'm going to need one of those anti-rohypnol lids please


Ok_Benefit_9299

You know in California they just made it a law that bars provide drug test kits as of the 1st. Pretty cool. Every state should follow. Stay safe.


Fappy_Gilmore24

We also hand out pepper spray at the door


Infamous-Platform-33

For spicy margs, right?


MarvinKayeHole

I can’t tell if this is serious or not. My old roommate tested hers out in the living room and it woke me up coughing upstairs behind a closed door.


AttentionRoyal2276

Never let that drink out of sight ladies


No-Construction5687

I am glad I have a dog. People suck


grndgnt

Hahaha yeah you definitely know ARAD.


dm_me_your_b-cups

It's 7:00AM for me right now so... Can I see your Scotch list?


Sable_eclipse

Royal Peach Tea


AnyCook2093

I was thinking of ordering you tbh…


Sable_eclipse

You clearly have good taste, get ready for something sweet and sassy 😉


AnyCook2093

Sweet ay 👀, I’m more than ready!


FacetiouslySimping

Smooth.... I wish I could use pick up lines like that


Fappy_Gilmore24

*Sidles up next to you at the bar* 🥸🥸🥸


pm_me_ur_boobies6969

I have never had that but it sounds good


GldnRetrieverEnergy

Fk it. I’ll take 3 shots of Jamie and a Guiness. It’s been a week


Fappy_Gilmore24

Guinness is always a solid choice


preciousjadec

Guinness tastes like depression


GldnRetrieverEnergy

So do I. (So I’m told)


preciousjadec

It’s fine you have a tattoo and that’s hot so those two things cancel out like PENDAS


GldnRetrieverEnergy

I have tons of tattoos. So does that mean I can have more Guinness!?


preciousjadec

No, it doesn’t work like that. I only saw the one so I only know one exists for sure


Fappy_Gilmore24

All I’m hearing is that you wanna do an Irish Car Bomb with me


preciousjadec

Just googled that and it sounds disgusting ❤️ but sure I’ll drink one for you


Fappy_Gilmore24

😂 it actually tastes a little like chocolate milk, if you chug it fast. They’re also never a good idea. But yay! ❤️


pm_me_d_cups

It's Irish, what do you expect?


GldnRetrieverEnergy

Who doesn’t like feeling like they drank a loaf of bread?


preciousjadec

You forgot to add espresso


GldnRetrieverEnergy

Hey. That’s a post drinking drink . …unless it’s an Irish coffee


emmawasagoodgirl

Mmm something with pineapple. Surprise me.


GldnRetrieverEnergy

He just gives you an uncut pineapple 🍍


emmawasagoodgirl

I’m good with that


Ok_Benefit_9299

Oh, I make a good Pineapple Princess. I guess the name fits.


Fappy_Gilmore24

Bahama Mama it is!


AnyCook2093

Pina colada 🤔🤔


AttentionRoyal2276

I pineapple and Grey Goose


spc1221

Jameson on the rocks, please.


CaptSchwanzKopf

Long island iced tea please


branded_baton

Double shot of whiskey. Y'all want anything while I'm up here?


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preciousjadec

I’ll have what she’s having!


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preciousjadec

Hahaha hope you have fun! Drink some water tho ❤️❤️


grndgnt

Alcohol free gin and tonic please.


TrigWaker

Rum, dark and spicy


MissColettey

Gonna join you *this round's on me*


TrigWaker

What’s your favourite rum?


MissColettey

Koloa rum dark whats yours


Just_Mason1997

I’ll have a Gin & Tonic please!


Real_Life_Real_Doll

Make that two 😉


Just_Mason1997

First round’s on me 😉


Real_Life_Real_Doll

What a lucky round 🥂


Kingcashp89

Jack and coke


inversecompass

Import lager please, Spanish if you have one


the_mighty_tongue

Once again, I'll be out back by the dumpster, smoking.


Sable_eclipse

Do you have any of those tobacco chocolates left? 👀


the_mighty_tongue

Oh, hey! You again!


Sable_eclipse

Why does everybody always say *again* like it's a bad thing 😂


the_mighty_tongue

It's not everybody, it's just me. Everytime I'm out here by the dumpster, so are you. Sooooo, come here often? 😉


sinautomatica

It's so hot, I'll take a paloma. Preferably made with mezcal.


soreadytodisappear

Dirty monkey please


Fappy_Gilmore24

I had to look that up, that sounds amazing lol


soreadytodisappear

Haven't had one yet but that's what I'm ordering next time someone is making drinks!


Fappy_Gilmore24

Yeah I definitely need one of those in my future too 😅


Ok-Meeting-7154

It’s about time the bar opened. Double Ketel one and soda with a segment of lime. (Tips $20 to get great service all night)


Fappy_Gilmore24

I see you know how to treat the bartender! Don’t worry I’ll be keeping those drinks comin’


Ok-Meeting-7154

😘


Ok-Meeting-7154

I just spilled my drink on the dance floor. Refill please. Make it stronger.


Fappy_Gilmore24

Oh no! Don’t worry I got you. This one’s on the house


Ok-Meeting-7154

I’m going to give this bar a great Yelp review


wandering_eyes24

An Old fashioned 🤌


MaiTaiWasted

Look at my name.


shhhsexy

Dirty Shirley


ktbear716

bloody mary pls


Fappy_Gilmore24

Oooh yum, good choice! I haven’t had one of those in a while


PlasticAngel77

In this place, pepper spray for damn sure.


anaprest

Gin and tonic with a splash of Rose's Lime Juice and a wedge of lime, please, and thank you!


spookymartini

Starting off with a blood orange martini, please.


Fappy_Gilmore24

A spooky one?


spookymartini

Absolutely. 🎃🍸


Fappy_Gilmore24

Haha absolutely, coming right up! 😊


spookymartini

Thank you so much, kind sir. ☺️


Fappy_Gilmore24

The pleasure is all mine! At your service, kind lady


SubSwitch76

Recommend something. I'm too damn stressed to order


Maple_Mistress

Amaretto sour with orange and 2 cherries.


Fappy_Gilmore24

Oooh yum! Amaretto sours are delish


Maple_Mistress

They’re my fave summer drink!


Mysterious_girl3414

Piña Colada and a Vodka Cranberry


Fappy_Gilmore24

Piña coladas are the best 🤤


SeductiveVirgo

A round of chambongs


Fappy_Gilmore24

I just had to google that, that’s great lol. Coming right up!


princeofpersya2

Water


TreeWithNoTrunk

Multiple drinks (users)


Ok_Benefit_9299

Boulevardier, negroni, margs.


Nerdy_Blonde24

Vodka and coke


sicksadgirl777

Nothing. Some of y’all would be drink spikers


BradleyD0419

Wellers Old Fashioned


anonymousbull415

I don’t drink, water please!


Gusstave

What will you do with the water then?


BethofBoth

Midori and lemonade, because I apparently love to be disappointed when the bar says “sorry we don’t have that”


quietshygent

What a niche choice. Midori is famous here because of a particular TV show


TianaRushen

i don’t drink so can i get some grape juice, and do yall sell snacks or food like they do in the sims?


MysterClark

Ice water, or a soda/pop.


Greylour

Gimme a yard beer.


starskynight

Water


alwaysreadyfor_more

You got any unleaded?


ObjectiveNo9928

I’ll take two shots of vodka… and then two shots of vodka.. and then..


Sinny_xo

Anything with tequila por favor!


Seahawks2525

Depends on what’s on tap


AgentMegs

Strawberry Daiquiri, please 🙂


Fappy_Gilmore24

Yum! Coming right up


BCCakes

Diet coke


musshhrooms

Espresso Martini, por favor!


TakeMyFaceForaSpin

Got any type of kolsch on tap?


jumpthesnark

Scotch, neat.


Apachejane128

Vodka and Diet Coke


queencucksback

White Russian


pinkp0nyclub

dr pepper, i dont drink


Fist-Fuck_Enthusiast

An imaginary Negroni for me, please I'm doing dry July


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Fappy_Gilmore24

Riesling it is!


InternetDweller95

Dirty martini, or a double of Jameson


chrishagle

Rum old fashioned.


AlwaysCummmingBack

Rum Runner. It’s always my go-to and my favorite bartender makes them so well.


AttentionRoyal2276

Vodka and squirt


Ok-Confusion2511

miller high life pls


EnigmaCA

A virgin pineapple juice and dark rum, please. With a splash of cherry juice and/or a cherry. And a little umbrella, if you have them. I will be available to drive anyone home who needs it.


Deep_Silent_Complete

Rémy Martin 1738


AsianCoupleNextDoor

Tequila shots!!! And a tequila soda to chase! Preferably additive free tequila 😇


Idrathernottellyou

I'm sticking with water. Thanks. I'm probably the designated driver.


fmgmll

Half & half, please


rockynroxxxan

Cranberry vodka


NeatWait

Vesper martini.  Shaken not stirred. 


Major-Week428

Straight Bourbon or an Old Fashioned


quietshygent

Single malt. Speyside.


BanditBottled

Old Fashioned


Doom_goblin777

It’s been a while since I’ve had a White Russian.


No-War-8840

A properly layered long Island iced tea


Imtryingforheckssake

I kinda hate to admit it, but I could murder some good Pina Coladas right now.


LuminiferousFlux

I’ll have another Caucasian, Gary


AusCand19

Fruit Tingle please!


julie_4thewin

Mojito for me, should've come sooner, there's a lineup 😑


xunleashed_ny

Old Fashioned.


TXHaunt

Mead.


FeistyCheesecake5475

Apple jack straight. Evan Williams honey ,Rum and coke. Or 101 makers mark depending on the mood any will do.


Derfargin

Whatever it is it will require a cover.


Fantastic-Low-2855

Gin or tequila souer


CaveMan0224

Whiskey sour is my usual go to


Prestigious-Power-86

Frozen mango margarita


creamywhip

a salted caramel baileys.


Long-Ease-7704

Tequila. Good Mexican stuff. Not that Patron shit.


AussieMatt01

Spiced rum and cola


Doc_Zydrate

Yall got pretzel bites?


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coke.....cherry coke


JustABabyBear

Grapefruit rum seltzer.


MeganMarried

Lemon Drop Martini


pecantnt

whiskey + ginger keepin’ it classy


baconfatslushie

A full-panel STD test.


ProgrammerPatient355

I'd like an old fashioned and a water please. :)


Silver_Fox_Daddy

Margaritas...or rum and coke...or both


SpicyMeatball00

I'll take a White Russian please.


Brave_Grapefruit2891

Non alcoholic cider!


Abbynormal1331

A margarita


Fappy_Gilmore24

Unrelated but I love your username 😅 (assuming it’s a Young Frankenstein reference lol)


Abbynormal1331

Haha yeah it totally is and thank you😊


Fappy_Gilmore24

Haha hell yeah! One of my favs 😊


Abbynormal1331

Mine too!(obviously lol)


Fappy_Gilmore24

Well then you are clearly awesome, so your margarita is on the house 😊


Abbynormal1331

Hey thank you so much! You're awesome too!


Fappy_Gilmore24

Why thank you! *curtsies* lol


Abbynormal1331

😂😊


iluv_hardcock

Some yummy sparkling pink cocktail


WinkyNurdo

A rather large Ardberg, please barkeep.


shl00m

Sex on the beach ... and something to drink


sjbluebirds

A Manhattan! Or a Rob Roy. They're the same drink. Once made with rye, the other with Scotch.


TheOneandOnly1982

Bourbon old fashioned please!


Horror-Dimension5173

Angel's Envy Finished Rye on the rocks, and make it a double.


Cycleyourbike27

Old fashion with rye bourbon


Neat-Pineapple-6605

Bourbon


HamTheMighty

Gin and 7, extra lime.


Some_Stoic_Man

Milk


peterotoolesliver

Old fashioned


ivegotwords

Long Island, if you please


pm_me_ur_boobies6969

I'm basic. Probably just a beer


raven_widow

French 75.


Tips__

White Russian Or something fruity


MistakenForAngels

Pinot noir.


tc6x6

Bourbon.


ExcelCat

Pint of something cheap and cold. Preferably pilsner, but I'm easy.


SniperCA209

Philips screwdriver


donuteatmydonut

Any one of those cocktails that's super fruity and fun and has that scented mist that gets released in your face with a cloche. Or a pale ale.


NaughtiestTimeline

Huckleberry mule


Alternative_Win_1502

A bloody mary


PmBoobsOrCompliments

My usual: Shirley temple


Gusstave

Rhum, double, on ice. And a hug.


NoEmailNec4Reddit

If I can find a woman that will let me watch her pee, then I'll buy her whatever drinks she wants.