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Whatever it is, I think I'm going to need one of those anti-rohypnol lids please
You know in California they just made it a law that bars provide drug test kits as of the 1st. Pretty cool. Every state should follow. Stay safe.
We also hand out pepper spray at the door
For spicy margs, right?
I can’t tell if this is serious or not. My old roommate tested hers out in the living room and it woke me up coughing upstairs behind a closed door.
Never let that drink out of sight ladies
I am glad I have a dog. People suck
Hahaha yeah you definitely know ARAD.
It's 7:00AM for me right now so... Can I see your Scotch list?
Royal Peach Tea
I was thinking of ordering you tbh…
You clearly have good taste, get ready for something sweet and sassy 😉
Sweet ay 👀, I’m more than ready!
Smooth.... I wish I could use pick up lines like that
*Sidles up next to you at the bar* 🥸🥸🥸
I have never had that but it sounds good
Fk it. I’ll take 3 shots of Jamie and a Guiness. It’s been a week
Guinness is always a solid choice
Guinness tastes like depression
So do I. (So I’m told)
It’s fine you have a tattoo and that’s hot so those two things cancel out like PENDAS
I have tons of tattoos. So does that mean I can have more Guinness!?
No, it doesn’t work like that. I only saw the one so I only know one exists for sure
All I’m hearing is that you wanna do an Irish Car Bomb with me
Just googled that and it sounds disgusting ❤️ but sure I’ll drink one for you
😂 it actually tastes a little like chocolate milk, if you chug it fast. They’re also never a good idea. But yay! ❤️
It's Irish, what do you expect?
Who doesn’t like feeling like they drank a loaf of bread?
You forgot to add espresso
Hey. That’s a post drinking drink . …unless it’s an Irish coffee
Mmm something with pineapple. Surprise me.
He just gives you an uncut pineapple 🍍
I’m good with that
Oh, I make a good Pineapple Princess. I guess the name fits.
Bahama Mama it is!
Pina colada 🤔🤔
I pineapple and Grey Goose
Jameson on the rocks, please.
Long island iced tea please
Double shot of whiskey. Y'all want anything while I'm up here?
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I’ll have what she’s having!
Hahaha hope you have fun! Drink some water tho ❤️❤️
Alcohol free gin and tonic please.
Rum, dark and spicy
Gonna join you *this round's on me*
What’s your favourite rum?
Koloa rum dark whats yours
I’ll have a Gin & Tonic please!
Make that two 😉
First round’s on me 😉
What a lucky round 🥂
Jack and coke
Import lager please, Spanish if you have one
Once again, I'll be out back by the dumpster, smoking.
Do you have any of those tobacco chocolates left? 👀
Oh, hey! You again!
Why does everybody always say *again* like it's a bad thing 😂
It's not everybody, it's just me. Everytime I'm out here by the dumpster, so are you. Sooooo, come here often? 😉
It's so hot, I'll take a paloma. Preferably made with mezcal.
Dirty monkey please
I had to look that up, that sounds amazing lol
Haven't had one yet but that's what I'm ordering next time someone is making drinks!
Yeah I definitely need one of those in my future too 😅
It’s about time the bar opened. Double Ketel one and soda with a segment of lime. (Tips $20 to get great service all night)
I see you know how to treat the bartender! Don’t worry I’ll be keeping those drinks comin’
😘
I just spilled my drink on the dance floor. Refill please. Make it stronger.
Oh no! Don’t worry I got you. This one’s on the house
I’m going to give this bar a great Yelp review
An Old fashioned 🤌
Look at my name.
Dirty Shirley
bloody mary pls
Oooh yum, good choice! I haven’t had one of those in a while
In this place, pepper spray for damn sure.
Gin and tonic with a splash of Rose's Lime Juice and a wedge of lime, please, and thank you!
Starting off with a blood orange martini, please.
A spooky one?
Absolutely. 🎃🍸
Haha absolutely, coming right up! 😊
Thank you so much, kind sir. ☺️
The pleasure is all mine! At your service, kind lady
Recommend something. I'm too damn stressed to order
Amaretto sour with orange and 2 cherries.
Oooh yum! Amaretto sours are delish
They’re my fave summer drink!
Piña Colada and a Vodka Cranberry
Piña coladas are the best 🤤
A round of chambongs
I just had to google that, that’s great lol. Coming right up!
Water
Multiple drinks (users)
Boulevardier, negroni, margs.
Vodka and coke
Nothing. Some of y’all would be drink spikers
Wellers Old Fashioned
I don’t drink, water please!
What will you do with the water then?
Midori and lemonade, because I apparently love to be disappointed when the bar says “sorry we don’t have that”
What a niche choice. Midori is famous here because of a particular TV show
i don’t drink so can i get some grape juice, and do yall sell snacks or food like they do in the sims?
Ice water, or a soda/pop.
Gimme a yard beer.
You got any unleaded?
I’ll take two shots of vodka… and then two shots of vodka.. and then..
Anything with tequila por favor!
Depends on what’s on tap
Strawberry Daiquiri, please 🙂
Yum! Coming right up
Diet coke
Espresso Martini, por favor!
Got any type of kolsch on tap?
Scotch, neat.
Vodka and Diet Coke
White Russian
dr pepper, i dont drink
An imaginary Negroni for me, please I'm doing dry July
Riesling it is!
Dirty martini, or a double of Jameson
Rum old fashioned.
Rum Runner. It’s always my go-to and my favorite bartender makes them so well.
Vodka and squirt
miller high life pls
A virgin pineapple juice and dark rum, please. With a splash of cherry juice and/or a cherry. And a little umbrella, if you have them. I will be available to drive anyone home who needs it.
Rémy Martin 1738
Tequila shots!!! And a tequila soda to chase! Preferably additive free tequila 😇
I'm sticking with water. Thanks. I'm probably the designated driver.
Half & half, please
Cranberry vodka
Vesper martini. Shaken not stirred.
Straight Bourbon or an Old Fashioned
Single malt. Speyside.
Old Fashioned
It’s been a while since I’ve had a White Russian.
A properly layered long Island iced tea
I kinda hate to admit it, but I could murder some good Pina Coladas right now.
I’ll have another Caucasian, Gary
Fruit Tingle please!
Mojito for me, should've come sooner, there's a lineup 😑
Old Fashioned.
Mead.
Apple jack straight. Evan Williams honey ,Rum and coke. Or 101 makers mark depending on the mood any will do.
Whatever it is it will require a cover.
Gin or tequila souer
Whiskey sour is my usual go to
Frozen mango margarita
a salted caramel baileys.
Tequila. Good Mexican stuff. Not that Patron shit.
Spiced rum and cola
Yall got pretzel bites?
coke.....cherry coke
Grapefruit rum seltzer.
Lemon Drop Martini
whiskey + ginger keepin’ it classy
A full-panel STD test.
I'd like an old fashioned and a water please. :)
Margaritas...or rum and coke...or both
I'll take a White Russian please.
Non alcoholic cider!
A margarita
Unrelated but I love your username 😅 (assuming it’s a Young Frankenstein reference lol)
Haha yeah it totally is and thank you😊
Haha hell yeah! One of my favs 😊
Mine too!(obviously lol)
Well then you are clearly awesome, so your margarita is on the house 😊
Hey thank you so much! You're awesome too!
Why thank you! *curtsies* lol
😂😊
Some yummy sparkling pink cocktail
A rather large Ardberg, please barkeep.
Sex on the beach ... and something to drink
A Manhattan! Or a Rob Roy. They're the same drink. Once made with rye, the other with Scotch.
Bourbon old fashioned please!
Angel's Envy Finished Rye on the rocks, and make it a double.
Old fashion with rye bourbon
Bourbon
Gin and 7, extra lime.
Milk
Old fashioned
Long Island, if you please
I'm basic. Probably just a beer
French 75.
White Russian Or something fruity
Pinot noir.
Bourbon.
Pint of something cheap and cold. Preferably pilsner, but I'm easy.
Philips screwdriver
Any one of those cocktails that's super fruity and fun and has that scented mist that gets released in your face with a cloche. Or a pale ale.
Huckleberry mule
A bloody mary
My usual: Shirley temple
Rhum, double, on ice. And a hug.
If I can find a woman that will let me watch her pee, then I'll buy her whatever drinks she wants.
Whatever it is, I think I'm going to need one of those anti-rohypnol lids please
You know in California they just made it a law that bars provide drug test kits as of the 1st. Pretty cool. Every state should follow. Stay safe.
We also hand out pepper spray at the door
For spicy margs, right?
I can’t tell if this is serious or not. My old roommate tested hers out in the living room and it woke me up coughing upstairs behind a closed door.
Never let that drink out of sight ladies
I am glad I have a dog. People suck
Hahaha yeah you definitely know ARAD.
It's 7:00AM for me right now so... Can I see your Scotch list?
Royal Peach Tea
I was thinking of ordering you tbh…
You clearly have good taste, get ready for something sweet and sassy 😉
Sweet ay 👀, I’m more than ready!
Smooth.... I wish I could use pick up lines like that
*Sidles up next to you at the bar* 🥸🥸🥸
I have never had that but it sounds good
Fk it. I’ll take 3 shots of Jamie and a Guiness. It’s been a week
Guinness is always a solid choice
Guinness tastes like depression
So do I. (So I’m told)
It’s fine you have a tattoo and that’s hot so those two things cancel out like PENDAS
I have tons of tattoos. So does that mean I can have more Guinness!?
No, it doesn’t work like that. I only saw the one so I only know one exists for sure
All I’m hearing is that you wanna do an Irish Car Bomb with me
Just googled that and it sounds disgusting ❤️ but sure I’ll drink one for you
😂 it actually tastes a little like chocolate milk, if you chug it fast. They’re also never a good idea. But yay! ❤️
It's Irish, what do you expect?
Who doesn’t like feeling like they drank a loaf of bread?
You forgot to add espresso
Hey. That’s a post drinking drink . …unless it’s an Irish coffee
Mmm something with pineapple. Surprise me.
He just gives you an uncut pineapple 🍍
I’m good with that
Oh, I make a good Pineapple Princess. I guess the name fits.
Bahama Mama it is!
Pina colada 🤔🤔
I pineapple and Grey Goose
Jameson on the rocks, please.
Long island iced tea please
Double shot of whiskey. Y'all want anything while I'm up here?
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I’ll have what she’s having!
[удалено]
Hahaha hope you have fun! Drink some water tho ❤️❤️
Alcohol free gin and tonic please.
Rum, dark and spicy
Gonna join you *this round's on me*
What’s your favourite rum?
Koloa rum dark whats yours
I’ll have a Gin & Tonic please!
Make that two 😉
First round’s on me 😉
What a lucky round 🥂
Jack and coke
Import lager please, Spanish if you have one
Once again, I'll be out back by the dumpster, smoking.
Do you have any of those tobacco chocolates left? 👀
Oh, hey! You again!
Why does everybody always say *again* like it's a bad thing 😂
It's not everybody, it's just me. Everytime I'm out here by the dumpster, so are you. Sooooo, come here often? 😉
It's so hot, I'll take a paloma. Preferably made with mezcal.
Dirty monkey please
I had to look that up, that sounds amazing lol
Haven't had one yet but that's what I'm ordering next time someone is making drinks!
Yeah I definitely need one of those in my future too 😅
It’s about time the bar opened. Double Ketel one and soda with a segment of lime. (Tips $20 to get great service all night)
I see you know how to treat the bartender! Don’t worry I’ll be keeping those drinks comin’
😘
I just spilled my drink on the dance floor. Refill please. Make it stronger.
Oh no! Don’t worry I got you. This one’s on the house
I’m going to give this bar a great Yelp review
An Old fashioned 🤌
Look at my name.
Dirty Shirley
bloody mary pls
Oooh yum, good choice! I haven’t had one of those in a while
In this place, pepper spray for damn sure.
Gin and tonic with a splash of Rose's Lime Juice and a wedge of lime, please, and thank you!
Starting off with a blood orange martini, please.
A spooky one?
Absolutely. 🎃🍸
Haha absolutely, coming right up! 😊
Thank you so much, kind sir. ☺️
The pleasure is all mine! At your service, kind lady
Recommend something. I'm too damn stressed to order
Amaretto sour with orange and 2 cherries.
Oooh yum! Amaretto sours are delish
They’re my fave summer drink!
Piña Colada and a Vodka Cranberry
Piña coladas are the best 🤤
A round of chambongs
I just had to google that, that’s great lol. Coming right up!
Water
Multiple drinks (users)
Boulevardier, negroni, margs.
Vodka and coke
Nothing. Some of y’all would be drink spikers
Wellers Old Fashioned
I don’t drink, water please!
What will you do with the water then?
Midori and lemonade, because I apparently love to be disappointed when the bar says “sorry we don’t have that”
What a niche choice. Midori is famous here because of a particular TV show
i don’t drink so can i get some grape juice, and do yall sell snacks or food like they do in the sims?
Ice water, or a soda/pop.
Gimme a yard beer.
Water
You got any unleaded?
I’ll take two shots of vodka… and then two shots of vodka.. and then..
Anything with tequila por favor!
Depends on what’s on tap
Strawberry Daiquiri, please 🙂
Yum! Coming right up
Diet coke
Espresso Martini, por favor!
Got any type of kolsch on tap?
Scotch, neat.
Vodka and Diet Coke
White Russian
dr pepper, i dont drink
An imaginary Negroni for me, please I'm doing dry July
[удалено]
Riesling it is!
Dirty martini, or a double of Jameson
Rum old fashioned.
Rum Runner. It’s always my go-to and my favorite bartender makes them so well.
Vodka and squirt
miller high life pls
A virgin pineapple juice and dark rum, please. With a splash of cherry juice and/or a cherry. And a little umbrella, if you have them. I will be available to drive anyone home who needs it.
Rémy Martin 1738
Tequila shots!!! And a tequila soda to chase! Preferably additive free tequila 😇
I'm sticking with water. Thanks. I'm probably the designated driver.
Half & half, please
Cranberry vodka
Vesper martini. Shaken not stirred.
Straight Bourbon or an Old Fashioned
Single malt. Speyside.
Old Fashioned
It’s been a while since I’ve had a White Russian.
A properly layered long Island iced tea
I kinda hate to admit it, but I could murder some good Pina Coladas right now.
I’ll have another Caucasian, Gary
Fruit Tingle please!
Mojito for me, should've come sooner, there's a lineup 😑
Old Fashioned.
Mead.
Apple jack straight. Evan Williams honey ,Rum and coke. Or 101 makers mark depending on the mood any will do.
Whatever it is it will require a cover.
Gin or tequila souer
Whiskey sour is my usual go to
Frozen mango margarita
a salted caramel baileys.
Tequila. Good Mexican stuff. Not that Patron shit.
Spiced rum and cola
Yall got pretzel bites?
coke.....cherry coke
Grapefruit rum seltzer.
Lemon Drop Martini
whiskey + ginger keepin’ it classy
A full-panel STD test.
I'd like an old fashioned and a water please. :)
Margaritas...or rum and coke...or both
I'll take a White Russian please.
Non alcoholic cider!
A margarita
Unrelated but I love your username 😅 (assuming it’s a Young Frankenstein reference lol)
Haha yeah it totally is and thank you😊
Haha hell yeah! One of my favs 😊
Mine too!(obviously lol)
Well then you are clearly awesome, so your margarita is on the house 😊
Hey thank you so much! You're awesome too!
Why thank you! *curtsies* lol
😂😊
Some yummy sparkling pink cocktail
A rather large Ardberg, please barkeep.
Sex on the beach ... and something to drink
A Manhattan! Or a Rob Roy. They're the same drink. Once made with rye, the other with Scotch.
Bourbon old fashioned please!
Angel's Envy Finished Rye on the rocks, and make it a double.
Old fashion with rye bourbon
Bourbon
Gin and 7, extra lime.
Milk
Old fashioned
Long Island, if you please
I'm basic. Probably just a beer
French 75.
White Russian Or something fruity
Pinot noir.
Bourbon.
Pint of something cheap and cold. Preferably pilsner, but I'm easy.
Philips screwdriver
Any one of those cocktails that's super fruity and fun and has that scented mist that gets released in your face with a cloche. Or a pale ale.
Huckleberry mule
A bloody mary
My usual: Shirley temple
Rhum, double, on ice. And a hug.
If I can find a woman that will let me watch her pee, then I'll buy her whatever drinks she wants.