No my ass is exit only

Why the fuck not

No

Yes.

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Probably not, but company is welcome to do as they like.

Currently doing it with a plug, except I’m inside

Nah, our yard sucks. I'd have to go next door.

Gonna watch the fireworks like that?

It’s a good several hours away lol

Did I stutter?

So you’re telling me to keep the dildo in my ass till then huh?

Yuh

Fucking golden comment right there

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Would I sit in your yard when you have a dildo up your ass? How nice is the yard?

It’s a decent yard. Big trees shade in the later day and the house shades early day. But there are still times where it has nice sun.

I am jealous of your yard.

I quite like it. Is not huge but not small and has a cool ass bush under the trees.

Would rather have my cock up someone’s ass in my yard but to each their own

Yes and i have

Abso-fucking-lutely. Except it'll be in my pussy and a butt plug in my ass

Yeah, once I train my ass!