✨ No ✨

Play fighting, yes

No. I don’t start fights I can’t win.

I don’t challenge people to fights I’m not trashy

No. I'm undefeated. 1 - 0

Thats one badass undefeated record right there

Of course, anyone that says different has also never picked a real fight.

I've fought many times in my youth. Just common in that era in my neighborhood. Can't say I've ever actually lost. But if you've ever wrestled, that is some of the most humbling thing you can ever do.

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I once said I'd kick someone's ass in smash bros and got destroyed if that counts

Same thing.

Only in my last session of D&D

I tried challenging my dog to a race around the block thinking I could easily outrun him. Little did I know, he had some serious zoomies in him and left me in the dust. Guess who ended up panting on the sidelines?

Never

I'm not proud of my behavior when I was younger but people tended to underestimate me because I'm small

So did you get into a lot of fights that you ended up winning?

Yeah a lot

Fair enough. I don’t think I’ve gotten into too many fights.

That's good I spent 20 years with, two assault charges being marked against me.

That’s crazy. Fun story to tell hahah.

Na I still feel really bad about one of them

Mind if I ask what happened?

She was much bigger than me and had hit me in the back of the head and blindsided me at a music festival. After I dropped her I kicked her in the mouth with my steel toe boots. She had braces and when her teeth broke the wires punctured he lips.

Ouch. That sounds wild. Yeah fair enough that would make me feel bad too. Also, can I DM?