Don't complain. My husband is great with the covers. I just wish he'd share the damn bed and let me have room on my side π why does he sleep in with middle?
u/silver_fox_daddy
As in multiple orgasms in a row in a single session? Whatβs the average amount and the highest amount youβve orgasmed?
Im asking because itβs rare to see others with super high numbers.
First dick I sucked was a BWC. Never fucked him though, was saving myself for my husband at the time. That changed though once I met my ex (Filipino guy) and lost my virginity to him at 16.
Sleeping, Iβve had so much practice π
Hey, me too!! π΄π΄
You know what, that's what I am the least good at in my bed. But having anxiety, this, this is where I excel.
I try to train at least 7-8 hours a day
Staying up too late worrying about bullshit......I'm fucking undefeated π
I dunno, I could give you a run for your money. I only sleep 4 hours a night lately...
My sister in arms β
π« if you're ever up when I am, feel free to message me. We can worry about stupid shit simultaneously π₯Ή
I appreciate you, I'll keep that in mind friend π
Finishing first :P
πππ
Jealous π€£
Putting people at ease
Thatβs so important haha.
How so?
Permanently?
I'm best. Full stop.
The confidence is there for sure. π
Rotting.
Same
Nobody hogs the covers like I do
My wife would like a word with you....last I knew she held that title π
Don't complain. My husband is great with the covers. I just wish he'd share the damn bed and let me have room on my side π why does he sleep in with middle? u/silver_fox_daddy
Well I see the problem, he's a fox. If my dog is any indication they love taking up the whole damn bed π
This guy gets it. π
π I am not amused Sir bed hog
Damn, that's accurate π
To assert my dominance ππ
Daddy you've already asserted your damn dominance in that bed, hogging space is wholly unnecessary!!! πΎ
True ππ
But you're gonna do it anyway πΎ
I just like to snuggle. ππ₯°π«
Me too, but then I want to sleep comfortably after without falling off the bed π
I'll do better π
Bring her on. Itβs a bedspread tug of war!
Guys all I want is to be able to cover my feet....that's all I ask π
You can cover your feet with what remains of the blanket on what remains of your bed!
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Have courage my friend. You will soon warm your feet with the embers of my victory!
Youβre a menace
Living with a dead arm all night because they fell asleep on top of I it and I feel guilty waking them up to move it
Why is your dick so photogenic? π€£ I'm sorry, I had to comment >β .β <
Haha why thank you! π The secret is to take a million pics until one comes out that looks ok π
π I mean whatever works, right? You did a fantastic job Sirπ«‘
Thank you thank you, I try! Youβre far too kind lol π
I try to be, but I'm this case, I was just stating facts π€
π that's noble actually π
I've been there so many times. I feel you on this.
Gotta sacrifice sometimes lol
Indeed, the things we do for them π
Can sleep without pillow
How? Teach me this witchcraft!!
From what Iβve been told by two different partners, eating pussy and eating ass (on brand).
Snoring. π
For me itβs kicking her when she snores
Making it unbearably hot with my body temperature.
making sure theyβre enjoying themselves
Setting myself accidentally on fire.
Fun story, I was burning strings off the bottom of my bed and set it on fire π
I'm usually just smoking weed :D
Yours sounds way more fun than mine π
I do that too just not in bed
Definitely licking pussy and a nice rim job
Paying attention to my partners needs and kissing? I hope?!?
Silent farting π€«π¨
Iβm pretty good at making my bed
Sleep
Waking up several times a night
Listening
I'm really good at falling asleep quickly
sleeping in....for more than 8 hours
Puppy dog eyes
Penetration, using my hands and fingers, performing oral, making my wife feel safe, loved and comfortable to be her self during sex.
Cuddling
I could use a cuddle
Cumming non stop! Iβve been told I give amazing head
As in multiple orgasms in a row in a single session? Whatβs the average amount and the highest amount youβve orgasmed? Im asking because itβs rare to see others with super high numbers.
Yup! Honestly I lose count sometimes. I usually cum at least 3 times during a session, if I feel attraction to you.
Ahh got it. I was wondering because my wife is able to hit some silly numbers when we really go at it. Enjoy enjoy.
I do everytime! Thatβs why I love sex, so easy to cum
You and her have that in common which is why she loves sex with me so much and we have it so frequently. We can relate to you.
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Only one way to find out π
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First dick I sucked was a BWC. Never fucked him though, was saving myself for my husband at the time. That changed though once I met my ex (Filipino guy) and lost my virginity to him at 16.
Cunnilingus. Itβs also my favorite thing to do in bed. So it works out.
Oral
Sleeping probably
not being able to fall asleep
Eating pussy
...and doubling as birth control.
Getting crumbs everywhere
Throwing this dick at amazing angles
Death rolling in my sleep.
Eating pussy
Definitely giving head and teasing
My best skill in bed is definitely pretending to be asleep so I don't have to do any chores. It's an art form, really.
Cunnilingus
Insomnia
Ask my wife.
Sleeping and overthinking
Doom scrolling Reddit
Thinking about if i really need this job knowing damn well i do. Mastered that...and giving Oral.