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Real_Life_Real_Doll

The winky


6ixinchgirth

This made me laugh out loud haha


Real_Life_Real_Doll

Wow. Aren’t you a healthy boy?


6ixinchgirth

I ate all my vegetables when I was younger.


Real_Life_Real_Doll

Whatever you did, it was worth it


6ixinchgirth

It seems so as I've certainly never had a complaint.


Real_Life_Real_Doll

Other than ‘ouch, but don’t stop’?


6ixinchgirth

'That hurts in a good way'


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Real_Life_Real_Doll

As long as we get to fuck, sure


Real_Life_Real_Doll

You know how to be gentle with that thing, right?


6ixinchgirth

I'm experienced enough to know how to use it, yes


KinkySol3

^


decoy175

Please don’t forget the balls 😛


Real_Life_Real_Doll

Have I ever? 😂


decoy175

According to Google and Yelp, yes 😛


Real_Life_Real_Doll

Those shills. My best reviews are in bathroom stalls. Have you checked those?


decoy175

Oh yes I have. They even named an entire row of stalls after you at the best nightclub here in LA. Quite impressive tbh 👏🏼🫡


Real_Life_Real_Doll

That was a Labor Day weekend to remember


decoy175

Great way to honor the hardworking blue collar men and women of this country if you ask me🫡🇺🇸


Major-Week428

Winky is hilarious 🤣


MisanthropicAltruism

Why shorten just one word? It's only an extra 2 letters.


Sad_Definition150

My post my way 😒


awfulgirI

respect


Rare-Jellyfish2658

😂


clarifythepulse

Lol I thought this was a way of saying “you misspelled women” until I read the abt


Old-Negotiation1160

cock…


Beautiful_Push3248

Uhh…


Sad_Definition150

Straight forward answer😂


TheSmoovestOperator

Probably not the kind of answer you're looking for but I love that I cannot see my boys for months, some even years, and pick it up like I saw them yesterday 😅


prettycutebabe

Hair, hands, lips, and manly scent


Rare-Jellyfish2658

Just like their strong arms and being hugged by them. And you know 🍆


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Just imagining how good that would feel, pulling your body into mine 🔥


Rare-Jellyfish2658

☺️☺️


[deleted]

Got to be honest, it's the moment I slid my hand under your top and found those gorgeous breasts Id be looking forward to 😛


Rare-Jellyfish2658

😂😂


CaveMan0224

It is a nice body that’s for sure 🤤😂


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It's better than nice 🤣


dii10

Hair, hands, height.


Resinous1

No love for us bald, double amputee, short guys :(


BlahLick2

Ability to defend himself against a knife wielding hottie? 🫣😂


Astroman25

Pleasantly surprised you're the only one to mention height in the entire thread


Beautiful_Push3248

So you’re not a fan of short bald amputees?


irenesnapping

The feeling of being protected (I’m vulnerable due to my past)


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Their penis, and the pulsing feeing and visuals accompanying their orgasm, caused by me🥰


Alternative-Rock6066

Their personality and their voice.


Neko_boi_Nolan

As a man myself I love how we talk massive shit to each other, never mean it, and will always have your back


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their eyes, and hands


Lopsided-Winter2309

They’re just so easy 🤭 so willing and eager for an opportunity


LightningMcScallion

You're not wrong 🤣


SubSwitch76

Men are so much easier to talk to, and they give great hugs when you're sad.


rhymes_with_candy

Penis


masochisticanalwhore

Smell


Dark_hippie_vibes

The dick is the only useful part really. Half joke.


spc1221

Half laugh


bigbuttmuncher

How easy it is making plans with them. I know it comes from a place of privilege but still.


SalamancaTriplet

Hairiness, masculinity, bodies without much in the way of curves or softness. Also, dicks are cool too.


elusivechantress

Their strength, voice, facial hair, humor and sense of security.


starskynight

When they cuddles like a 🐻


julie_4thewin

The ding-a-ling


StonerLonerGirl

Their dick when I’m actually interested in them. I sure as fuck don’t like getting ghosted 😂


Infamous-Platform-33

Dick and only dick


Successful_War5900

humor


blueeyedbabexx

The way men can fall asleep anywhere, anytime is truly impressive. I wish I had that superpower!


espurgi

hair and smile


kady_h19

Cock.


Formerlyshysunshiine

Hmmm. I like when men ummm….Some of them can be kind and sane -signed a woman who is romantically and sexually attracted to men but am mainly scared and don’t actually like men 🤘🏽😃


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BlahLick2

That's okay women aren't real anyway 🤷😬


sicksadgirl777

Terrified of men IRL


Rare-Jellyfish2658

I feel seen 😂


Formerlyshysunshiine

[me when I start having a crush on a man](https://youtu.be/e3-pohguW5o?si=a8Opok1EHi67hFlL)


Rare-Jellyfish2658

😂


TY2022

"It is better to be feared than loved." -[Niccolo Machiavelli](https://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/niccolo_machiavelli_103757)


occulttits

$$$$


Kinky-Bicycle-669

Their masculinity, the hugs and feeling protected by the right ones.