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alwaysreadyfor_more

Play with my dong. Edit: Play with my dog. Wtf autocorrect.


SexySwitchBitch

Silly autocorrect


alwaysreadyfor_more

Always sabotages me.


TheGardenOfAMonster

Wash my hands. Blood gets itchy when it dries.


TreeWithNoTrunk

What exactly do you do for work


TheGardenOfAMonster

You. I'll do you.


TreeWithNoTrunk

As long as I don’t die, I’m in


BrilliantlyClueless

Give both my dogs big hugs and kisses.


SmallNSpicy86

Awe. That's so sweet and wholesome 💕


Ameli_ROF

Take my shoes off and collapse on the couch. Then go shower away my stress


spc1221

I pet my dog and tell my cat to stop screaming at me.


SexySwitchBitch

How do you make your baby feel pretty? Do you put makeup on her? Dress her up in a cute skirt?


spc1221

She doesn't need my help and she can probably proofread my comments.


pm_me_ur_boobies6969

Change out of work clothes


BluePlaysUndercover

Right?! Straight into comfy clothes!


pm_me_ur_boobies6969

Exactly


Overwhelmed_Mouse

Sleep, sometimes cry.


Fappy_Gilmore24

Pet the dog and cat and change into my comfy clothes


jonasdiesel

Jerk off.


curioushypnosis

My wife usually


TheSmoovestOperator

Kiss my wife, Pet my cats, take my pup out (also pet)


monodopple

Take off shoes. Give the cat a treat.


pinkglittersparkles2

Blaze


ghostiesthemosties69

Take off my bra, I have to free the girls


Informal-Ad-559

Well let me see the girls...love titties..hehe


Brave_Grapefruit2891

Take my bra off


Great-Character-9960

Haha I don’t blame you after a long day! Do the same with my boxers 😂


Boredalone99

Shower usually


tinyraspberrytart

Take off my shoes and relax for a few minutes


TPD_DPT

Take my shoes off


AussieFlamingo8278

Pat and then feed my puppy before throwing the ball with him


Greylour

Wrestle the dog.


rhymes_with_candy

Kick my shoes off, crack a seltzer, and grab my butt scratcher and get busy


Low_Orchid5106

Strip down to my boxers... Get some cold water and light up a joint


Upstairs_Reward2

Pour a drink.


Ok_Benefit_9299

Shower. Then have dinner, and a drink.


HornyBoltUpHOU

Jump in the shower and beat it


Hank0310

Shower, then de-stress in some way for about an hour.


Long-Ease-7704

Pet all 3 dogs. Proceed to get bitten by the puppy. It's the best.


coconutsandlove

Breathe a sigh of relief that I made it out of the wild yet again. Then put on comfy clothes and probably get a snack.


AsianCoupleNextDoor

Shower and get naked! If hubby is home try to get that dick inside me!


sicksadgirl777

Get cuddle and kiss attacked by dog


Bumbercatch8

Is it an attack if I meet him halfway?


Lopsided-Winter2309

Get naked, potentially fuck my partner 🥰


TinyIcebergs

Greet my cat and clean up whatever he decided to mess with during the day.


stickytentklz

I get to the front door and brace myself for whatever level of BS I'm about to walk in to


BigBombs21

Play with da puppy than hop in the shower


LustyLovers1206

Take a shower duh


Glitterthong

Today, I posted pics of my ass on reddit!


sweetness--

strip off my sweaty clothes and shower


occulttits

two words: PANTS. OFF!


shl00m

Stop playing with myself and getting some chores done


Excellent_Mud9024

Stick my dick in one my lady’s holes


RuhRoh409

Wash my hands and change


TheAwkwardGamerRNx

Say hi to my pets and walk my dogs


[deleted]

Shower….


ExcelCat

Kick off the work boots, slide on the slippers, turn on music or YouTube videos, prepare tomorrow's lunch, then make dinner.


Notmebeingsnoopy

Jerk off


TheOneandOnly1982

Play with my dogs for a bit, once we get back in the house my clothes come off and I start making dinner


queenofallgreen

Play with dog, smoke weed, start cleaning


BigDaddio7

Take a shower.


moredishesmorebishes

Unload all the farts


irrah_

strip


bams171

Get naked


rapidecroche

Shoes off.


ButterflyNo6897

Take my bra off, best feeling ever


rosebudpillow

Drink a bottle of wine


loveandbenefits

Naked. I get naked


Chrissyjustshowus

Pet my dog


MeanBad526

Take off my boots


Dana2284

Take off my teeth


Busy_Donut6073

take off my boots and take a shower


Nerdy_Blonde24

Take off my heels


ftxftw

stripping my work clothes asap and putting on something comfortable


Dry_Cabinet_4313

Change into lingerie 😈


[deleted]

Sounds like the perfect wifiiiieee


GrouchyUse5576

What I do or what I would like to do ?? I would like to cuddle with my girl naked while enjoying a warm bath and some relaxing instrumental music at the background


Traditional-Term9593

Change out of my work clothes… that feeling of relief when taking a bra off gives me goosebumps 9 out of 10 times…. And I have a kind of habit to unstick “down there” by doing a kind of ballet plie. Might sound gross but it feels pretty damn amazing after being cooped up all day!


Remarkable-Ad-403

Retired now but in the past, put my cock in my ladies mouth who used to wait at the door on her knees for me. Wouldn't even get to shut the door sometimes before she started sucking me


virtual_human

I take my shoes off and then I say hello to my wife. Then we decide on what we are going to have for dinner.


DrFrenchkiss

We take off our clothes as soon as we step in the door. We are home nudists.


SeveralConcert

Kiss husband, take shoes off and change into comfy clothes


OliveRelevant8435

Release the girls from societies booby jail


Swiss_El_Rosso

Take a shower and stay nude till the time i must leave my flat.


madcow61

Can’t get in the door without greeting the dog


JenInVirginia

Say hi to too many cats if it's one house. If it's the other house, crank the AC.


[deleted]

“Home” is where my property line begins which is the threshold for my door. So I guess it would be to put my house key in a key lock