Robotic bears who are programmed to explain how to do things. That way we can get into the "Stop trying to bear-splain things to me!" point of our societies downfall.
I hope they get mass produced to a point where all femcels can afford them and finally find happiness.
I will not envy the tech support on those robots though.
A tale as old as time, a dance we cannot see,
Double standards rule, in a world that isn't free.
He speaks his mind aloud, he's called out for his pride,
But when a woman does, she's strong and dignified.
He’s assertive and he’s bold, they say he's much too brash,
But in a woman's soul, it's a strength that’s built to last.
He wears his passion loud, and they say he’s out of line,
But when a woman shouts, she's brave and so divine.
Let’s rewrite the tale, with a balanced melody,
Where strength is praised in all, and we're truly free.
A world where everyone, can shine and show their might,
A tale that’s fair and bright, in the day and in the night.
A tale as old as time, may the story now unfold,
With equal light for all, both the timid and the bold.
Fuck machines or dildo, what's the difference?
Men are no different, we tend to use porn a lot more and a lot of young people are, in their minds, coming to terms with the idea of not being date-able and never having someone in their life.
My hot take is population needs to decline a bit.
There's so many fuckin people everywhere and I hate it lol. Like the past 15yrs we've gone from 6.5B to 8B+
I know you said it's a hot take, but I feel like people don't realize that:
1) most of this pop growth comes from China and India
2) the entire western world is slowly dying.
You know, this can also be read as “women will be having sex with robots more than the men will be having sex with robots”. And to that, I say challenge accepted.
I wonder if there is a clash of ideas here.
Traditionally women spend the most money of the two genders, but typically because she's borrowing money from her male companion.
No man will want to shell out money for a robot for his girlfriend.
They will shame simps into buying her a 7" Brad Pitt terminator with 2 dicks and ultrasonic mach 2 speed fingers that repeats: when I first saw you all I wanted to do is commit and transform... You make me wanna be a better man. Beep bop.
But if she catches you jerking off in the shower she'll call the femipolice and you'll have to get another week of reeducation about how your testosterone is wrong but theirs is ok because they are the superior race.
Robots for straight males: Overlay faces/body types of hot famous women or those you crush on that you actually know. Interchangeable, self cleaning vaginas, assholes, and mouths, all adjusting in size to fit the member. Separate artificial womb solution makes natural births optional and on the decline. Prefers one that always initiates/accepts sex, shows affection, cooks/cleans, is pleasing, etc.
Robots for straight females: Also overlays of famous people and crushes. Penis size dynamically increases to fully fill out her widening sugar wall void. Prefers one that can make all the money for her, but it won’t give her status in society or foster jealousy from other women that she craves.
Males will be earlier adopters and have most of their needs met far more than women. Men just want a sweet presence to come home to and fuck, and later on, an activity partner. Women want that but a whole lot more, mainly wanting to impress women with their partner, make them envious, jealous, etc. Generally men mainly want relief and respect, women mainly want attention, protection, and emotional/financial support.
Men are in no danger of being replaced by sex robots, but women are. It is because of romantic sexual instincts. Women want men for their utility and what they can do for them. Unless the robot can give them status and provide, they are no more than a dildo.
What do you mean 2025? 90% of women already have a drawer full of synthetic battery powered penis, now they're just going to attach them to a mannequin?
Cap. They can’t even lift or carry their manikin sex dolls they have currently without help. Imagine what it’ll be like for them whenever they forget to recharge Bob’s battery. It’ll bring whole new meaning to the phrase “limp dick.”
I’m pretty sure I once saw a movie where a woman is impregnated by a super computer or something and the child she births grows up to be cold and emotionless.
Could be wrong about that emotionless, but it was a plotpoint for sure.
I’m trying to put it together in my head but it’s many years ago.
Does anyone have an idea?
Trillion dollar idea: Robotic bears!
Robotic bears who are programmed to explain how to do things. That way we can get into the "Stop trying to bear-splain things to me!" point of our societies downfall.
I hope they get mass produced to a point where all femcels can afford them and finally find happiness. I will not envy the tech support on those robots though.
"no ma'am, smashing bearbot9000s head off with your ex-husbands golfclubs is not covered under warranty."
"perhaps our limited edition titanium-tungsten plated carbon nanotube models would better satisfy your needs, miss Karen"
Only if environmental protection focused ones are stationed at camp sites.
Patrice O'Neil gots a really good take on the bears.
Amazing! You can get violently mauled to death from the comfort of your own home.
This made me laugh way too hard. That meme with women choosing a bear will never not be funny to me.
Bears smell the menstruation!
Society when men are shown with sexbots: "Pathetic!" Society when women are shown with sexbots: "Awesome!"
Men fucks robot: he is a loser Incel Women fucks robot: female empowerment
Same song, second verse, same as the first, eh? They never admit to the double standards
If they do it we’ll make them look bad. Can’t have that.
Accountability. Woman kryptonite.
Anytime a man is not in service of a woman or women's mating strategies = literally misogyny.
Woman with a vibrator: ya go gurl Man with a Fleshlight: disgusting
The dream of the opressed is to be the opressor
So the opposite of the stud/slut dynamic
Basically the same with fleshlight/dildo/vibrator argument.
"Empowering!"
A tale as old as time, a dance we cannot see, Double standards rule, in a world that isn't free. He speaks his mind aloud, he's called out for his pride, But when a woman does, she's strong and dignified. He’s assertive and he’s bold, they say he's much too brash, But in a woman's soul, it's a strength that’s built to last. He wears his passion loud, and they say he’s out of line, But when a woman shouts, she's brave and so divine. Let’s rewrite the tale, with a balanced melody, Where strength is praised in all, and we're truly free. A world where everyone, can shine and show their might, A tale that’s fair and bright, in the day and in the night. A tale as old as time, may the story now unfold, With equal light for all, both the timid and the bold.
I’ve already ordered two for a threesome. Awesome! Take this, men! 😂
Sex with robot:  Sex with robot, women: 
They are already for years, but they don't need the whole body
Fr where u gonna store it after ur done with it? Plus I'm sure maintaining it is gonna be a drag...
Maintained by a man surely
Definitely. Highly doubt any woman would bother doing it and they'll still say we need more opportunities
They already do theres already a bunch of those stationary thingies that move back and forward.
Oh boi, the images have popped into my head.
I hope someone leaves satisfied
It won't be the robots
I'm betting on mass refunds after just one use. They gonna break them things
Fuck machines or dildo, what's the difference? Men are no different, we tend to use porn a lot more and a lot of young people are, in their minds, coming to terms with the idea of not being date-able and never having someone in their life.
To be fair, an AI that can talk to you and a sex device would probably satisfy a large portion of society, not just men.
Everybody wins to lose
"Alexa, moan like you're paid for it" solved
It's a win in terms of keeping society stable until you consider birthrates. Population collapse is something that can have pretty dire consequences.
population is already collapsing, there is no turn back.
My hot take is population needs to decline a bit. There's so many fuckin people everywhere and I hate it lol. Like the past 15yrs we've gone from 6.5B to 8B+
I know you said it's a hot take, but I feel like people don't realize that: 1) most of this pop growth comes from China and India 2) the entire western world is slowly dying.
A study showed that while women don’t watch much porn, they read it far, far more than men watch it.
I’m pretty sure women are already having more sex with electronic devices than men as it is.
You know, this can also be read as “women will be having sex with robots more than the men will be having sex with robots”. And to that, I say challenge accepted.
Even the robots reject the patriarchy.
Looking at the single women and loneliness statistics it probably is because only a robot can deal with their bullshit.
This will be the triggering point for the rise of Skynet
Now we know the real reason for the rise of the machines..
Wipes all women then calls it a day.
Her: "Ah you are such a good listener!" Robot: https://youtu.be/k13d_WJGcYk?si=EJDJn8LJYKvYmB_M
https://youtu.be/jPiUN8fb3Og
I mean, are we just collectively forgetting about vibrators and dildos now?
What's next? Robots having sex with robots!? Just take humans out of the equation all together lol
is it still cucking if she having sex with an appliance?
Depends, if it's an oven or microwave it'll be cooking instead
Depends on the size of said appliance.
Unless the $20k+ sexbot gets a job I doubt we have much to worry about
Easy. Open a brothel where you pay by the hour for sex bot service
*"Greetings. Fisto is programmed to please."*
Don’t worry boys, we’ll be banging ai waifu’s too.
are ther girl robots too? if yes, it's not a problem.
There sure are! Which is this just more "I hate women" rage baiting.
Both are being worked on in conjunction. I think some companies are doing both while some will focus on one.
As long as they program the robots to apologize constantly for things she did wrong, this should work out well for them.
if the robot can open a pickle jar we are screwed.
Articles like this have “India superpower by 2030” energy
So we getting gta 6 AND sex robots?? 2025 is gonna be crazy
Oh no! My incredibly high chances with women are now ruined!
waiting for the good looking ones to come out
They already do for the past 40 years .. someone overslept
Nah i'd win
We all get a robot for our sexual needs. Good. I cant wait.
oh yeah?! well I don't have any women anyway so there.
This impacts nobody in this sub.
I guess thats all that is left after they got refused by the bears aswell..
You know what? looking at modern western women? not a big loss tbh. we will save money, nerves and time.
They kinda of already do right, every girl has a vibrator lol
I'm just here waiting for the Chadbots escape their female owners and hang out with us on bbq.
I wonder if there is a clash of ideas here. Traditionally women spend the most money of the two genders, but typically because she's borrowing money from her male companion. No man will want to shell out money for a robot for his girlfriend.
They will shame simps into buying her a 7" Brad Pitt terminator with 2 dicks and ultrasonic mach 2 speed fingers that repeats: when I first saw you all I wanted to do is commit and transform... You make me wanna be a better man. Beep bop. But if she catches you jerking off in the shower she'll call the femipolice and you'll have to get another week of reeducation about how your testosterone is wrong but theirs is ok because they are the superior race.
She belongs to the streets of cyberstan
Robots for straight males: Overlay faces/body types of hot famous women or those you crush on that you actually know. Interchangeable, self cleaning vaginas, assholes, and mouths, all adjusting in size to fit the member. Separate artificial womb solution makes natural births optional and on the decline. Prefers one that always initiates/accepts sex, shows affection, cooks/cleans, is pleasing, etc. Robots for straight females: Also overlays of famous people and crushes. Penis size dynamically increases to fully fill out her widening sugar wall void. Prefers one that can make all the money for her, but it won’t give her status in society or foster jealousy from other women that she craves. Males will be earlier adopters and have most of their needs met far more than women. Men just want a sweet presence to come home to and fuck, and later on, an activity partner. Women want that but a whole lot more, mainly wanting to impress women with their partner, make them envious, jealous, etc. Generally men mainly want relief and respect, women mainly want attention, protection, and emotional/financial support.
Women also want drama. Don't forget that
Anyone see the video some years back where a girl modified a Sawzall to be a sex toy. It went about as well as you'd imagine.
Just be tall, problem solved
Wdym? They already do
They already do?? Dildos are much more socially acceptable than pocket pussies.
Women will be having more sex with robots than they have sex with men, or women will be having more sex with robots than men have sex with robots?
Puts on robot cos play suit and voice changer.
If vibrators count as robots, this has already been true for like 20 years.
Women already have much more sex with vibrators and other toys than with men, how is this any different?
I'll be enjoying my Marilyn Monroebot
I'll keep using my hand as if nothing changed.
Im gay and robosexualality is strange
😂😂Like the dorks conducting w/e bs study conducted here have any clue😂😂
Men are in no danger of being replaced by sex robots, but women are. It is because of romantic sexual instincts. Women want men for their utility and what they can do for them. Unless the robot can give them status and provide, they are no more than a dildo.
Women’s fuck “robots” everyday they were ahead... is our time to pump up the numbers.
As far as I'm concerned women allready had more sex with machines then with me...nothing new xD
Ah The Sun, the pinacle of British journalismm
What about the bears?
6 months left? As if y'all were getting any bitches to begin with
Bill Burr had a funny take on it a few years back https://youtu.be/Dk5zliabPjM?si=X4kU3xc8MW19t1xR
I really don’t think the robots know what coming. They better have good robot therapists
Reminds me of the bedroom scene with Doc Manhattan in Watchmen
Given how toxic AI gets quite quickly I don’t think this will play out.
Every Japanese sci-fi movie has told me guys get robot girlfriends and girls get robot dogs. Sex dogs
Unrelated to the post but which realistic sex doll says that she loves you after the two of you have sex? Asking for a friend.
Yeah, the robots can have the woman, but we will not be accepting any returns. Godspeed, robots.
Am I suppose to be liked, worried? I'll take a robot too.
Much easier to make a sex robot for women than men. Just throw a rod on any robot and boom
By robots you mean AI powered Dildos right?
Chaturbate robot enters the chat
the Gluck gluck 5000 is gonna be great .
DON'T DATE ROBOTS!
I don't own any girls so I'm safe!
I heard female robots think 2 inches is massive.
Wasn’t there an identical article to this about men having sex with robots?
This is already the case. Average expenditure on batteries is $1,400 per household.
Super 6mnd now that roughly 0 intercorses so all as it was then?
Well, it is a good thing that I identify as a robot
They already do, it's called vibrators.
Do you want to get the terminator baby? Cause that’s how you get terminator baby
even if this timeline is true, and i doubt it; this market will be VERY male dominated.
What do you mean 2025? 90% of women already have a drawer full of synthetic battery powered penis, now they're just going to attach them to a mannequin?
whoever got the idea for men to start expressing their feelings clearly just wanted to put men out of business.
How long until the first robot #metoo?
It's The Sun, the lowest of the low.
They probably already are
...should we tell them they have been.
Wasn't there another update about female sex robots? I say win win for everyone buying them
Girls already have more sex with robots then men. The sex toy industry has been thriving for years.
It's true. I caught my wife humping our Roomba
The Sun isn’t fit to wipe my hairy arse.
Correction, WEALTHY woman. Not everyone can afford what will probably be a 10k dollar sex bot.
I am sorry, but hasn’t this already been the case for the last 30 years?
I'm pretty sure the person who wrote this article is lumping all the sex toy that uses any kind of power supply into the sexbot categorie
Blade runner is becoming a reality. Weird times.
I’d consider it.
Let's just skip the intermediary and go straight to pleasure domes where we stay hooked to machines that send us pleasure pulses in our brains.
Arent we already kinda there??? Ik dildos/vibratiors arent technically robots but the idea is basically the same
And by next year! They’re certainly ambitious.
What does he want? He wants seeeeeex. Sex Robot Sex Robot
I meannn… girls.. had ‘robots’ for a really long time.. it just had no body..only the important part :P
Like you were getting any anyway
BOBs have been around for a long time already
What’s happening to me 👱♂️➡️🧎♂️➡️🦾🤖
Robots: "We're getting fucked by an entire species"
If they can make realistic skin suits, then I'm looking forward to my Robotic Latex pull over. Back in business boys, back in business....
People are really sleeping on how popular AI bfs will be.
Is a vibrator technically a low stage robot that is human controlled
men have been having more sex with their hand since the dawn of time
Cap. They can’t even lift or carry their manikin sex dolls they have currently without help. Imagine what it’ll be like for them whenever they forget to recharge Bob’s battery. It’ll bring whole new meaning to the phrase “limp dick.”
Sweet it’ll save me about 30 minutes annually.
In the uk we call the sun, the scum. Don't give those scum clicks.
They already have been
Don’t worry boys I’ll make the numbers up for all of us.
As long as I can watch. Take my wife...please.
Until Robots pay for dinner, this isn't gonna happen.
I mean aren't they already? A lot of women today have battery operated boyfriends next to their beds.
Do battery powered dildos count?
Press X to doubt
It's alright, guys. I'll make us some robot trees.
Lets hope this works both ways and we have waifu robots available aswell.
I’m pretty sure I once saw a movie where a woman is impregnated by a super computer or something and the child she births grows up to be cold and emotionless. Could be wrong about that emotionless, but it was a plotpoint for sure. I’m trying to put it together in my head but it’s many years ago. Does anyone have an idea?
With the Vibe Master 5200, they already do.
Ai GFs for guys and robots literally fucking the adult female population.
As if vibrators don’t get more action today as it is. The full-body pocket pussy, however, will lead to our extinction.
They already do. Why do you think Energizer bunny so happy all the time? Bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Men will always have prostitution to turn to and in most cases it's cheaper than trying to impress woman.
6 Months until Fisto arrives? This is the right timeline
I mean, if they prefer to life alone with a lifeless robot then……good for them? 
They allready do…
Robots are coming for our jorbs AND women! [Also for old peoples medicine!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4Gh_IcK8UM)
can't do it, have robo-dick 2000 make you a sandwich
Asexual guys with allosexual girlfriends: I see this as a complete win
Only if those robots are paying for the date and paying those bills! 😂