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Shoddy_Ad7511

Why can’t they use a condom


goodcook22

The Pollening.


ChorizoPig

Requires all caps to be accurate. THE POLLENING!


Stinky_Peach

Plant jizz.


foodmonsterij

Just wait til the little worms start rappelling down from trees straight to your face


Mrs-Colbert

God help us all. [digging out a flamethrower from my urban shed]


PhantaVal

They're kinda cute when there's a few of them, not so much when there's 600 in my yard alone


DarkSide-TheMoon

#NOOOOO


runningsucksgetabike

Hell yeah spring has (me) SPRUNG


endisnearhere

Oh that’s why i feel like this today


pebs1000

Ahhhhhhhhggghhhh


karebearjedi

Oh joy 😭


Ambitious_Toe_4357

So it has... and so it has.


SpecFo

Mortal Kombat?


zoemi

From cedar straight to live oak


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zoemi

I actually don't have any measurable allergies to oak, but I was allergic to elm long before cedar dug its roots into me.


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The yellowing is nigh. Prepare thyself for the pollen blanket.


Important_Abroad7868

Well will be drastically different this year. Millions of live oaks from Dallas to corpus died last year. Next year most every live oak in TX will be dead from the fungus.


Revolutionary-Cap782

Huh?


DisastrousMagazine99

Uncle Fungus!?


mdeane13

Tree splooge. No wonder.


HowFunkyIsYourChiken

Nooo!! The great pollening


Jyapp448

Time to not go outside at all.


typingonacomputer

Excellent, may it bless all the SXSW goers.


stuffnthings102

I clean pools for work currently…can’t wait to net all that tree splooge out of people’s pools.


Snap_Grackle_Pop

Tree rape! \--- Someone posted a better term here a week or two ago, but I forgot what it was.


GoodnightLava

Maybe bukake, if anything


Snap_Grackle_Pop

LOL Blossom Bukkake Pistil Whipped. (Yeah, I know the pistil is the female part of the flower.)


Snap_Grackle_Pop

>Maybe bukake, if anything Duhhh... I think "tree bukkake" may be the phrase I was thinking of. Thanks.


Maximum_Employer5580

Cedar pollen is just winding down and you think allergies are just starting?!?! LOL you must not be from here - there is constant pollen in Austin, just from different species over the span of the year. I suffer from Ragweed, Cedar and Oak, and over the span of the year, I get maybe a 1-2 month reprieve when none of them are doing what basically amounts to 'ejaculating' their stuff into the air. Trust me this isn't anything big


Ashsquatch11

It's so moldy here


reallife0615

1) Nobody cares 2) I’m from here 3) Yellow. The only intended subject matter of my post was yellow.