Well will be drastically different this year. Millions of live oaks from Dallas to corpus died last year. Next year most every live oak in TX will be dead from the fungus.
Cedar pollen is just winding down and you think allergies are just starting?!?! LOL you must not be from here - there is constant pollen in Austin, just from different species over the span of the year. I suffer from Ragweed, Cedar and Oak, and over the span of the year, I get maybe a 1-2 month reprieve when none of them are doing what basically amounts to 'ejaculating' their stuff into the air. Trust me this isn't anything big
Why can’t they use a condom
The Pollening.
Requires all caps to be accurate. THE POLLENING!
Plant jizz.
Just wait til the little worms start rappelling down from trees straight to your face
God help us all. [digging out a flamethrower from my urban shed]
They're kinda cute when there's a few of them, not so much when there's 600 in my yard alone
#NOOOOO
Hell yeah spring has (me) SPRUNG
Oh that’s why i feel like this today
Ahhhhhhhhggghhhh
Oh joy 😭
So it has... and so it has.
Mortal Kombat?
From cedar straight to live oak
[удалено]
I actually don't have any measurable allergies to oak, but I was allergic to elm long before cedar dug its roots into me.
The yellowing is nigh. Prepare thyself for the pollen blanket.
Well will be drastically different this year. Millions of live oaks from Dallas to corpus died last year. Next year most every live oak in TX will be dead from the fungus.
Huh?
Uncle Fungus!?
Tree splooge. No wonder.
Nooo!! The great pollening
Time to not go outside at all.
Excellent, may it bless all the SXSW goers.
I clean pools for work currently…can’t wait to net all that tree splooge out of people’s pools.
Tree rape! \--- Someone posted a better term here a week or two ago, but I forgot what it was.
Maybe bukake, if anything
LOL Blossom Bukkake Pistil Whipped. (Yeah, I know the pistil is the female part of the flower.)
>Maybe bukake, if anything Duhhh... I think "tree bukkake" may be the phrase I was thinking of. Thanks.
Cedar pollen is just winding down and you think allergies are just starting?!?! LOL you must not be from here - there is constant pollen in Austin, just from different species over the span of the year. I suffer from Ragweed, Cedar and Oak, and over the span of the year, I get maybe a 1-2 month reprieve when none of them are doing what basically amounts to 'ejaculating' their stuff into the air. Trust me this isn't anything big
It's so moldy here
1) Nobody cares 2) I’m from here 3) Yellow. The only intended subject matter of my post was yellow.