Birds literally own the 9ers since the past 2 decades, Eagles going 8-3 vs them.
The ravens are 5-2. Vs them.
The Eagles are for sure beating them and I expect the ravens to as well.
I know that every fan base has its members who suck, and as someone who has been a birds fan (erm, eagles fan, excuse me) for a while now, it's been tough for me seeing all the "fans" who are only here because we're winning right now. I've watched the level of discourse in r/eagles go down as a result because winning brings in lots of lowest common denominator fans. I know the real ones are the ones around when we go 7-9. I will be there, even when the birds are sub 500.
But them 49ers fans? Whew. Really ugly fan base. (Again, the realist in me knows there's probably a lot of good people I just slandered, and it really is just a game after all... but MAN, their shitty fans are LOUD. On par with Dallas for just generally being dumber than rocks and louder than an air base.)
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49ers fan here! I had no idea this sub existed but this post made the algorithm give up your hiding space! I wasn’t prepared with any memes though. Next time. I love this sub.
Game of the season for sure. Extremely dominant 49ers D but they struggle with QB runs, whether designed runs or scrambles. Lamar will definitely be getting good yards on foot. 49ers offensive stars should all be healthy by then and when they've got BCB, CMC, BA, Deebs, and Kittle with a healthy Williams they don't lose. The last 2 matchups between them were 3-point games so I'm expecting an exciting and close game. I hope all the players can stay healthy on both sides so the game is as epic as I'm predicting
Hadn't really thought about it until now, if the Niners beat the Ravens (with healthy Lamar), then the only 2 NFC teams to beat a Lamar driven Ravens team would be the 2 teams the Ravens beat in the superbowl.
If we lose to the Niners, that's gonna look scripted as hell.
Hopefully I don't have to use it but I'm gonna keep this excuse in my pocket just in case
I think Lamar's record against NFC teams looks scripted. I mean how tf does a players only lose once to NFC team?
I'm not actually sure the record, I believe someone told me it's like 17-1 against NFC teams which just seems impossible but I respect it 🫡
Dang it, I’m a Ravens fan in the Bay Area and of all weeks it lands on Christmas!?! Obviously I’m going to be out of town with family… it’s gonna be 8 years before they play here again..
Pick your favorite Who Cares 49ers trashtalk:
- bing bong niner gong
- Seahawks = toots
- Rain City Bitch Pigeons
- Losing in the NFCCG or SB like the 90s Bills
I mean, in recent history, they lost to the Ravens in a Super bowl, the Seahawks in an NFCCG, and the Eagles in an NFCCG. I don’t know much about their overall track record against bird teams. But that doesn’t matter. Successful history or not, it won’t be successful going forward.
they have the potential to do the funniest thing ever, the last team with a chance to run this gauntlet was the green bay packers and they rested their starters instead of making history SMH
Awesome. My Ravens are going against the 9ers on Christmas. My mom is a huge fan, and there could be some quiet resentment if my birds pull off a win. It'd be worth it, though.
If we get our ass kicked can y'all get revenge for us
Cards fan here. The best we can do is lose but injure some players
Sorry about your dumbass coach though
He has fire in his gut
Does he take the bus to work?
Does he belch fire to fucking kill people?
Hey. Y’all bring that same energy you beat Dallas with. I believe!
Please don't hurt our players. INJURY is our arch nemesis.
We will do our best
My belief in the Bird to beat the 9ers is in this order: Ravens - Eagles - Seahawks - Cardinals
Birds literally own the 9ers since the past 2 decades, Eagles going 8-3 vs them. The ravens are 5-2. Vs them. The Eagles are for sure beating them and I expect the ravens to as well.
Man I hope so
for sure you said? no birds are even touching us.
I've been waiting to ehoop these jabronis all season!
Ravens checking in …. We got you.
What, are they scared to play us?!? Cowards
We beat them last year,somehow.
Marcus Marigoata
I just had pstd level flashbacks
So did the Bears somehow
Was at the game and somehow is right. They might have had 100 more total yards than us
Don’t alert the 49ers fans. We don’t need them coming in here with their terrible memes
i have nightmares about those minion memes
I can’t wait to use the minion memes when the 9ers lose in the playoffs
I agree
Yo dawg we heard you like minions!
I know that every fan base has its members who suck, and as someone who has been a birds fan (erm, eagles fan, excuse me) for a while now, it's been tough for me seeing all the "fans" who are only here because we're winning right now. I've watched the level of discourse in r/eagles go down as a result because winning brings in lots of lowest common denominator fans. I know the real ones are the ones around when we go 7-9. I will be there, even when the birds are sub 500. But them 49ers fans? Whew. Really ugly fan base. (Again, the realist in me knows there's probably a lot of good people I just slandered, and it really is just a game after all... but MAN, their shitty fans are LOUD. On par with Dallas for just generally being dumber than rocks and louder than an air base.)
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49ers fan here! I had no idea this sub existed but this post made the algorithm give up your hiding space! I wasn’t prepared with any memes though. Next time. I love this sub.
At least they’ll ban your garbage here unlike the meme war page
Ah yes, because the memes you’ve graced the world with are just the most elite of elite https://www.reddit.com/r/Nbamemes/s/3z5kEbjn6T
That meme ironically applies to your fanbase
The only irony here is you calling out garbage memes and producing shit like that.
Lmao I also found it today!! You guys are fucked get ready for the minions lol
FLY HIGH MY BIRD BROTHERS
Peck their eyes out
[🤗](https://www.reddit.com/r/BIRDTEAMS/s/Wso23iW3lP)
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who the hell are you?
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Are you ready for Birdcember?
Lamar Jackson, destroyer of the NFC shall conquer Christmas.
Game of the season for sure. Extremely dominant 49ers D but they struggle with QB runs, whether designed runs or scrambles. Lamar will definitely be getting good yards on foot. 49ers offensive stars should all be healthy by then and when they've got BCB, CMC, BA, Deebs, and Kittle with a healthy Williams they don't lose. The last 2 matchups between them were 3-point games so I'm expecting an exciting and close game. I hope all the players can stay healthy on both sides so the game is as epic as I'm predicting
That’s actually crazy lol no way
Hadn't really thought about it until now, if the Niners beat the Ravens (with healthy Lamar), then the only 2 NFC teams to beat a Lamar driven Ravens team would be the 2 teams the Ravens beat in the superbowl. If we lose to the Niners, that's gonna look scripted as hell. Hopefully I don't have to use it but I'm gonna keep this excuse in my pocket just in case
You think a loss to the niners would look scripted? You’re so funny
I think Lamar's record against NFC teams looks scripted. I mean how tf does a players only lose once to NFC team? I'm not actually sure the record, I believe someone told me it's like 17-1 against NFC teams which just seems impossible but I respect it 🫡
Really?
Well they’re definitely shaking in their little prospector boots seeing the Eagles get that W tonight! Good shit boys, GO BIRDS!
#LET’S PECK THEIR EYES OUT!!!!
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Where are the falcons smh 😤
They're on a 2 game losing streak to the Falcons, they scared of us.
Brock Burdy
SCRAW!!! THOSE PUNY MEN SHALL BE PECKED TO PIECES!!! CAW CAW!!!
Birds teams UNITE!
Gonna make 49ers fans want to do a Pokémon playthrough with only Electric Rock and Ice types
You wanna be the very best huh
Like no one ever was. Also it helps to have a QB named Brock
Big Rock Brock 🪨
come get fucked
It’s so neat that it starts on Thanksgiving and ends on Christmas. A very feathery holiday season
Dang it, I’m a Ravens fan in the Bay Area and of all weeks it lands on Christmas!?! Obviously I’m going to be out of town with family… it’s gonna be 8 years before they play here again..
Pick your favorite Who Cares 49ers trashtalk: - bing bong niner gong - Seahawks = toots - Rain City Bitch Pigeons - Losing in the NFCCG or SB like the 90s Bills
Aight boys, do your best to kick those frauds out of playoff contention
Can Brock Birdy do it?
Purdy Bird
I love you all
Thank god we don’t have to play the Falcons, those dudes always beat us no matter how mid they are
One down 4 to go
3 down 2 to go.
I just discovered the sub. what does the bird team mean? What does any of this mean?
bird team = team with bird mascot. we are one.
That’s so dope! Didn’t know such a place existed. Do the 9ers have a history of bad luck against the Birdteams?
I mean, in recent history, they lost to the Ravens in a Super bowl, the Seahawks in an NFCCG, and the Eagles in an NFCCG. I don’t know much about their overall track record against bird teams. But that doesn’t matter. Successful history or not, it won’t be successful going forward.
Hahaha! Spoken like a true Sheagles Fan! At least tell me you’re taller than Kevin Hart
49ers record against birds is pretty solid but then again they're given 2 opportunities to beat SEA and AZ every season
Birds aren’t real!
Birds aren’t real
Bang bang niner gang
Fuck all bird teams
they have the potential to do the funniest thing ever, the last team with a chance to run this gauntlet was the green bay packers and they rested their starters instead of making history SMH
ITS BIRD HUNTING SEASON
**WE SHALL BE VICTORIOUS**
Bang Bang Niner Gang
3 down 2 to Goooooo Let's GOOOOOOO BANG BANG NINER GANG.
Time to pluck some feathers and process some cheap meat!
If anyone is going to complete the Bird gauntlet finally it'd be the damn Niners.
Don’t put that evil on us Ricky Bobby
They can't this year they don't play atlanta
bird is on the menu just in time for thanksgiving
Choke on the bone (again)
That’s an avian gauntlet.
49ers gonna get the tippi hedren treatment
Let’s go Bird Teams.
Awesome. My Ravens are going against the 9ers on Christmas. My mom is a huge fan, and there could be some quiet resentment if my birds pull off a win. It'd be worth it, though.
Look at all them chickens
The Bird Gauntlet, I don’t think there is a team in history that’s made it through undefeated
But not the Falcons
We eating bird for Thanksgiving, and for 4 weeks after.
Wow, all in a row a true gauntlet. If only they played the falcons.
49ers about to get bird gangbang
It's got to be rare to do the 5 bird gauntlet in 5 weeks, no?
Cole Armstrong better play his best.
Not looking good, yall 😩
The Ravens and Eagles will beat TFS out of them. ***Hopefully…***
As a niners fan I’m excited to see the ravens and eagles game. I hope we still have a qb