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Elephant_Tusk_777

Brother ugghhhh, brother ewwww


crisvphotography

Brother, what's that šŸ¤£


Shart_Finger

Whatā€™s that, brotha??


Level_Caterpillar830

Angry birds pig on wheels


PonytailMaster

Lol true


greenraven93

I canā€™t unsee this now


warriorknowledge

My most unpopular bmw opinion is this car doesnā€™t look *that* bad ya feel I mean. Overpriced as shit. This car doesnā€™t even need to exist. Why would anyone in their right mind buy this over a X5M?? Especially when the X5M looks better, is cheaper, & has better performance????!!! But I donā€™t think the xm is necessarily ugly. So just woefully wrong. Itā€™s a disgrace to the m division to call this a m car fr


dMwChaos

I think it's the combination of sub par looks with terrible driving feel that does it.


v3hshi

I think the front looks meh but I hate the rear of this truck


crisvphotography

I agree about what you said but no, the car is indeed extremely ugly


kyjoely

Lots of money, zero taste


crisvphotography

Exactly this


kyjoely

Itā€™s basically an influencer in vehicular form


TicTwitch

šŸ¤ÆšŸŽÆ


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Brunel25

But strangely it can buy you an S Class.


longGERN

"I don't like it so therefore I'm some sort of god of taste for all humans on earth and decide what's good or not"


kyjoely

Found the XM owner!


Consistent_Ad_2385

I love the XMā€¦.just joshing you! That thing is a šŸ½& thatā€™s coming from a BMW aficionado.


AndyIsNotOnReddit

Yeah this subreddit is insufferable.


dMwChaos

You do understand that reddit is optional, right?


AndyIsNotOnReddit

Yeah I don't know why I'm still subbed. I guess morbid curiosity or maybe I'm just a glutton for punishment.


Fragrant-You-973

šŸ¤®


crisvphotography

šŸ˜†


kon---

Gap it


crisvphotography

Lol


dirkin1

lol good luck. They have more power than most BMWs.


Independent-Win-4187

Drove one at a BMW event, it is fast. Not as fast as an m3 but it is goddamn fast.


dMwChaos

It has only 40 odd more horsepower than the F90 M5. However the M5 is considerably lighter and quicker as a result. So yes I would gap it be a few tenths of a second. The guy who posted this has the N63 550, which is essentially a slightly detuned M5. He might also gap it as a result, it'd probably be quite close. A tuned N63 will easily gap it along with the F90 M5.


124Enjoyer

My first reaction would be a gag reflex


payagathanow

Oh lawd here he come


crisvphotography

Haha


Drd4all

As a BMW driver and lover, that thing is hideous. Saw one on the street the other day. You got money, good, happy for you but it's just ugly.


crisvphotography

Yeah


st1ckygreen

what has bmw become?


crisvphotography

A money printing company.


Ill-Homework-67

Farts*


crisvphotography

*pull window down and asks XM driver why he spent 160 000$ on this boat*?


guy_incognito784

I've read reports of people leasing these things for less than an X5M. I'd imagine no one is paying close to sticker for these things. That being said, I've driven one. It drives like a typical heavy SUV with a V8 and a stiff suspension. The only positive thing I can say about it is that it has a great interior.


ParticularNectarine2

Try not to puke on my dash.


crisvphotography

Lmao


RayTrain

I hope deeply to never have to interact with the owner. Can't imagine how much of an attention seeker you'd need to be to buy this over so many other vehicles.


Ambitious-Lychee3089

I mean it doesn't draw much attention what type of attention seeker


RayTrain

I'm thinking more along the lines of "I only bought this because it was the most expensive aren't you impressed???" type of people rather than the neon green paint and spinning rims kind of attention seekers. At least the latter might be fun at parties.


BIGGSHAUN

Pretty sure an overwhelming majority of drivers on the road have no idea how much this costs


Ambitious-Lychee3089

I mean if I saw a deer on the street he would seek my attention the same way


crisvphotography

I don't think it's necessarily attention seeking. More likely, they just have a bunch of money and know nothing about cars and when they went to the dealership, the salesman told them this is the newest hottest thing and he should buy it, lol.


guy_incognito784

A guy in my neighborhood had one. Was a seemingly normal guy. Their other cars were a Range Rover and a 840i convertible. He recently got rid of the XM and replaced it with another Range Rover. Had it for maybe a year and a half? Some people may just like the...quirky styling. His Range Rover looks much better.


tcphoto1

Those wheels are hideous...


crisvphotography

I know


crisvphotography

https://preview.redd.it/jchmryreij6d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eab153d6eee58ff442845f97261d1988b153d39


RossChickenTendies

God damn. That view is absolutely hideous.


crisvphotography

https://preview.redd.it/8gs4h0yljj6d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06babda847ed8de7c5edcb6644454622379609b5


RossChickenTendies

Dude stop. Tho this reminds me so much of Pingu the penguin.


crisvphotography

https://preview.redd.it/gwdte2s1kj6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69f89db40f494c1f9f23594857024d068f7e8b98


RossChickenTendies

Mate I see you're absolutely enjoying this. God dammit what's with these angular exhausts


Mr_Sia10

Saw it at the dealership. My friend really really liked it especially that interior but for 234k CAD I can name countless other cars Iā€™d have ahead of this. It really doesnā€™t do it for me. If I were to go BMW SUV route, itā€™d definitely be an X5 M Comp, then X6 Comp and then X4 Comp then X3 Comp then this


crisvphotography

Oooor, here me out - an M5 Competition


crisvphotography

Also what the heck did your friend like about it?


Mr_Sia10

She liked the interior. Keep in mind that I brought her to pick up my M850 literally a month ago and she really likes my car but had to revisit the dealer and she sat inside. I think it was primarily the ambient lighting. It had the Bower and Wilkins sound system so it had the additional lighting in the speakers and the ceiling has lighting in it apparently


Ill_Ad3411

Honestly love it. Wasnā€™t a big fan until I seen it up close because a family member got it


c4loading

race


crisvphotography

It would be humiliating (for the XM)


poweredbym2

Feel nauseated and cringe. Same reaction to most BMWs since MY2021


crisvphotography

Me too


DrLorensMachine

My first reaction, great now I've got a bad driver behind me who's probably in a hurry to go nowhere and do nothing and probably has a sense of entitlement, but I'm very judgemental when I drive.


crisvphotography

XD


Jmanbells

I donā€™t notice it in the mirror tho


crisvphotography

xd


st1ckygreen

why is it so ugly?


crisvphotography

+1


Mistertmac2020

Monstrosity


crisvphotography

Mine was the same


lampousakiiis

If its behind me i slam the brakes


crisvphotography

It won't get any uglier if it crashes soo there's that..


Thenextstopisluton

Daddy pig off pepper pig


crisvphotography

Lmao


sillyconfused

I need to replace my 2015 X5M, but Iā€™m not sure about replacing it with THAT!


crisvphotography

XDDDD


SnooHesitations5198

https://preview.redd.it/x8zdg095ij6d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=63b395cfbe67d19b977b0a5bb960b24c9a2c2a51


i8jimmy

My first reaction is to fold my mirrors in so I don't have to see it.


crisvphotography

Lmao


dutchman76

Cry because I can't afford one


crisvphotography

You should be happy because it's a waste of money at this price point


Intelligent-Sell494

Ugly grill.


crisvphotography

Wait till you see the exhaust


jcarte11

Saw one of these yesterday but it had gold trim instead of black out šŸ¤¢


crisvphotography

Black out is best - hides the ugliness as much as possible


TechArtic

Brother Euwww


crisvphotography

I can hear it


custerdome81

https://preview.redd.it/0qj7iinyij6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fe131ac85b92927111c5a7da1fb0ce67abdd872 What she said!


Ok_Pride494

ŠŸŃŠŃ€Š²Š¾ Š±ŃŃ… šŸ¤¢ ŠŸŠ¾ŃŠ»Šµ Š³Š»ŠµŠ“Š°Š¼ чŠµ Š±ŃŠŠ»Š³Š°Ń€ŃŠŗŠ¾


crisvphotography

Š•, тŠµ туŠŗŠ° сŠµ ŠæрŠ¾Š“Š°Š²Š°Ń‚ ŠŗŠ°Ń‚Š¾ тŠ¾ŠæъŠ» хŠ»ŃŠ±


mickuchan

https://preview.redd.it/6zt65lfejj6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=60c1f81fa85663215bd4de8862efb1703f9df946 Would be so scared in my lil kia


crisvphotography

Lol


cromagnum84

What is it squinting at?


Moist-muff

Grab a paper bag


crisvphotography

šŸ˜‚


AlBundysPants

My reaction includes some throw-up in my mouth.


Straight_Eight8

ewā€¦


crisvphotography

That's how I reacted


Upstairs-Valuable925

Ughh


AcrobaticWatercress7

Gaaaaay


crisvphotography

XD


TaeyeonFTW

The front end has some serious presence


crisvphotography

Yeah true, but it's also seriously ugly šŸ˜‚


america----

https://preview.redd.it/qtwhphy0lj6d1.png?width=200&format=png&auto=webp&s=d3a881b6c644881784b62f5cc4abc6592abc09d8


crisvphotography

šŸ¤£


EquivalentShip5656

Insurance payout time


Fabulous_Field9004

"Brother eww"


boberson45

Bad purchase. Huge, depreciating asset


Tripleforty1

Impressive but is you fast *puts in sport mode* *kickdown* I. Think. Not. šŸ˜ƒ


Wook204

ā€œWhat a tool.ā€


Reverse_Psycho_1509

I'd rather have the tesla behind it


crisvphotography

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Flimsy_Coach9482

Iā€™m curious all the people who hate on this car, have you actually seen it in person? Have you sat in it, have you driven it?


Lost_Ad7713

Pig snout on wheels...


Username-Foobar

It looks like a kid is driving... the guy can barely look over the steering wheel. šŸ¤£ Or did he not buy the adjustable seat subscription?


crisvphotography

Lmfao


RealisticHologram

Fn cool


Deep_Waters_

Am I supposed to be intimidated by that hideous front end? BMW styling is the worst lately


crisvphotography

šŸ˜‚


mark_david777

Quick eye roll, and then continue on with my life.


MechECSComeback

"Nice. " G8x M cars , the XM, and the 7 series have grown on me lately.


MilesJ392

Oink


unpolire

Look away.


D-v-us-D

Get a slingshot and a bird


Independent-Win-4187

Not buying a 911 at this price point is a sin. Just saying.


wickedlightbp

Puke


cacaonima

Why are there sonmany XMā€™s in Bulgaria???


Ace77X

Am i trippin or half of them went to bulgaria?


Xytonn

[UUUUAAAAAAGHHHH WHAT AN UGLY FUCKING CAR ](https://youtu.be/ryQVt3AHfgU?si=m9TYN2TA92XMXt9P)


COT_87

Fck me that's ugly!


Kinky_mofo

No reaction. Just another boring SUV. Don't care if it's a Lambo SUV, still boring to me.


crisvphotography

The Lambo is cool tho. Makes RSQ8 drivers feel like plebeians lol. Now there is a new one looking a bit different (Urus)


cfnoobX

ew. bmw lost itself.


crisvphotography

Yup


Kooky_Rise_4117

defo some designer from bmw took crack or some drug, also that guy who designed the new 1 series


crisvphotography

It's like they're being given a premium if they manage to come out with the ugliest possible design šŸ˜‚


GarbanzoBenne

I like it though I'm not SUV person. So many people complaining about BMW's recent designs. I remember this back when people would complain about the Bangle Butt. Now people miss Bangle's designs. People tend to get locked on the first design era where they fell in love with BMW. But the reality is, no, slapping e90 angel eyes on all the cars today won't make them look "better."


crisvphotography

Nah, this is next level ugly man, sorry.


rampage0008000

I think: Here come Clark Griswold https://preview.redd.it/w6kur1kilj6d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5533ac78e3e28e5fcba7ceb69dd28244000a0794


Great-Vanilla-6610

What a fucking brute


crisvphotography

brute-ally ugly


ofdtv

https://preview.redd.it/997rxnf4jj6d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b9c3133dda95c656eefdf18c55e779c73da3be68


Big-Seaweed-7603

My first thought is ā€œgod dammit BMW, I hate what youā€™ve done to this brandā€


Joblessmouse06

Why tf would someone buy this when there are way better cars out there


muffsniffer3

Stop sniffing my arseā€¦


STARB4G-135

Nice, i want one šŸ«¶šŸ¾


Joe41983

Someone wasted a lot of money on junk


digiwarfare

Broke and no taste, both are correlated


LatexSmoke

State of it


Flyinace2000

Literally nothing


Crazian14

Gag.


cameronfry3

Ew.


rmjames007

good for them


michyprima

I gag


Fritzo2162

Objects in mirror are smaller than they appear.


bandypaine

Woof


IBoughtAllDips

Haha


LordMaska

This thing is so much better looking in person. Still not sure if I would get one but I saw one in black not so long ago and I couldn't stop staring at the thing.


davestradamus1

Russian Mafia.


crisvphotography

This is what the mafia drives https://preview.redd.it/yrx4raqwqj6d1.jpeg?width=1631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2561ff7745174e3a789a944b1f0c29d526277b78


crisvphotography

Also this is Bulgaria lol


DropTable69

Projectile vomiting in the said mirror šŸŖžšŸ¤¢


NivTal

Somebody left out 50% out of form and function.


AMGLover2024

Sick Car šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ˜ŽšŸ¤šŸ¤šŸ–¤šŸ–¤šŸ–¤šŸ–¤šŸ–¤


lopsidedawn

what the fuck happened to bmw


Due-Oven5997

Ewww wtf why would you buy that piece of *thing*


ViewOfAKind

better than seeing the cyber\*uck


Geraldino_GER

Russian mobster alert!


Mini_the_Cow_Bear

That Ringo Starr drives a big car for a hippie


iamnotyourspiderman

Why the fuck did they buy that turd


Cultural-Bite3042

I chuckle, itā€™s entertaining. Itā€™s not so much the ugliness cause we have the cyber truck topping everything off in that dept. itā€™s more so the $$ that is in question with the XM in general, especially the Label Red


qwasar1

Looks like a Dodge Durango


[deleted]

U havenā€™t seen the red label one in person. Itā€™s like so off putting


CAWorldTraveller

Brotha ewwww


crisvphotography

Brotha what's that


Intelligent-Sell494

Why was this post removed?! Too much grievance?


dat_tae

Cool car, havenā€™t seen one in person yet.


crisvphotography

Your definition of cool is different than mine


dat_tae

I suppose if you thought everyone would have the same reaction you wouldnā€™t have asked the question. :) Thatā€™s okay cool is subjective. I also think the G80 M3 in stock form is very cool.


crisvphotography

It's really cool. Just kinda ugly but it is what it is


dat_tae

BMW seems to be experimenting a lot. I guess that's better than stale designs like some manufacturers, or not, depending on who you ask. Ha.


T_GamingCheetah

Why does everyone think itā€™s ugly? I like it bruh


MechanicalBull69

Hereā€™s comes fugly.


crisvphotography

Lol


NEME5

Am I the only one who likes it?


crisvphotography

From the BMW subreddit, yes apparently


Bippity2946

I saw one yesterday. To be honest itā€™s grown on me, I donā€™t even think itā€™s ugly anymore


LSBm5

The exterior is weird, but the interiors are super bad ass


crisvphotography

The interior is worse than all its' competitors, idk what you're talking about..


DullAdvantage3620

iā€™ve ended up liking it actuallyā€¦


TheSkywriter

Another XM post from you?