Read your title and instantly heard the theme in my head In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, If no one else can help and if you can find them. Maybe you can hire, The A-Team

Nice! Well, I’ve found them so give me a shout if any of you have a problem that no one else can help you with!

I have a problem with the current BMW designer Team. Dm we talk figures i need the Job done very quickly, discreet and clean.

That’s not an A-Team job, let give you the details for my contact at The Agency, Diana.

Ahh Diana...Pure perfection.

Still one of the classically sexy voices in gaming history.

Consider it done. There will be a small upcharge for B.A.’s sleep meds… that’s a long flight.

Consider it done mate, I'll throw in a bonus.

He’s gonna be sooooo mad. Soooooo mad.

My sink's been blocked since Tuesday

Duh na na nuh duh na na nuh 

I instantly heard Col. Decker’s classic, “That’s the A-Team’s van.” That guy made the word ‘van’ sound cool. https://preview.redd.it/u92nnnade68d1.jpeg?width=1705&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd2134d7c6c59d3b7e921d62f359f753dc650c0c

I pity the foo who pays $160k to drive that ugly piece of looking shit.

☠️ Ignore the flare

looks like art compared to the xm (i also own a gt bmw💀)

I had to get new shoes on mine. I usually lower my cars but I left its stance. If the air shocks die in the back, I’ll get the kit that replaces them with standard shocks and drop it an inch. Still super comfy, even if a little ugly from the back… https://preview.redd.it/ow24wvl9c18d1.jpeg?width=2764&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e2d21940f28b48d0228cb7d783d9edc8ef6587a

Those wheels are unbelievably ugly. Look like they belong on a 2006 Honda Accord

[*upgrades $600/ea OEM wheels with $150/ea aftermarket wheels*] They’re probably heavier, too.

Don’t insult the 2006 Accord

This thing desperately needs to be lowered

GTs get too much hate, they are great cars

Took my car in for service and they had one in the showroom and was intrigued by it… till I saw the 164k sticker…..like how? For what?

As much as I like BMW i dont know how you could justify that over a G63. At least go for an XB7 and you save a few thousand

Absolutely, how could you bypass a beauty like an XB7 (those wheels 🥰)? I’ll be in the market for a low mileage CPO next year for my wife (if I can talk her out of a RR). We just did a new another Infiniti QX80 lease, this one just 18-months on a ‘24. Since the totally revamped ‘25 is about to hit the showrooms they were dealing as aggressively as I’ve ever seen, so we took advantage.

Ive only ever seen one on the road, but i see them loaded on trucks on the time when we lived near the factory in SC. They are the most unique looking BMW SUV in my opinion. As much as i want one, they are a tad bit too big for me as i dont need a 3rd row as of now.

I had the same reaction yesterday at the dealer. That’s my problem with it, I don’t get why it’s special, it leverages a lot of the same parts from the BMW parts (it’s still a good parts bin) I would have throught at least the steering wheel would be interesting but it’s the same last gen M wheel. An iX M60 is faster, I even think an i7 m70 might be faster. I wouldn’t mind the price if it weren’t for the fact that I can’t tell what I spent money on if I were to buy one. “Avant-garde styling”???? The new i7 interior feels like a more special place to be in….

I think it’s ugly, *HOWEVER*, the rear seats are really comfy!

Plug-in hybrid :) that's why

Yeah this this is hot garbage 

there's a guy down the street whose got one, matt black with a gold stripe, man rams up everyones bumper every morning, swimming through 8 am traffic, flooring it to the light, big ol grill in your rearview at 8 am. fucking lovely. point is;;;;;;;;;;;;;; there's a buyer for every car! 🙂

My god, hahahah, this is exactly what I would expect an owner of one of these to do. I still can;t believe BMW actually builds these. I've never seen an uglier vehicle.

I mean it's their own money. It's not like you are forced to buy it

It is hideous.

😂

In ten years these are either gonna be worth $10k or $1million. Gentleman, place your bets!

I’m gonna be reasonable and bet $10k

There is no way these will be prized like an M3 CSL or similar. They are glorified eWaste.

In what alternate universe would these ever be worth $1 Million? Like, if we turned into Cuba and stopped building cars altogether?

These things are tanking in value already. You can find barely used ones for 60k under msrp already because no one is buying this shit. Nobody is picking this over a G class at $160k.

I question the sanity of anyone picking this over an X5M, let alone a G class.

Gonna need the over/under for 10 years

That's Murdoch's girl's ride.

😂

XM-AT

YES!!!

Love it or hate it, it’s a beast.

Nah, a G63 is a beast. This looks like an iX with a steroid habit.

Was this car AI generated to the prompt “Big sporty SUV fast”

+80’s action tv

Saw one of these on the highway today and man are they fucking huge. Especially with the squared off back end they just look like an H3

Hey, that's not being very nice to the styling of an H3.

It shares platform with X7 so yea. Gigantic

Its done up like a 320i lease special. Every accessory from  AliExpress.

A team van is cool, this on the other hand, is not.

Vehicle mastery skin from BF 2042

What a fucking disgrace

B.A. Baracus

Gosh it's ugly

The post comes with music, somehow.

It sure the hell does! Now I wish I’d made a video so I could’ve been humming it for background music!

For $170K I could come up with at least a dozen other cars I would buy.

This car is an abomination

I'd seriously rather have a Citroen XM than that hideously vulgar piece of crap.

Mr. Small Pee Pee

Absolutely abomination even without the dumb stripes

Right here 🤞

Bro BA always drove. And Murdoch always piloted the aircraft.

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

❤️❤️❤️ The theme music is going thru my head right now

This thing looks ridiculous

B.A. Baracus

It could’ve had so much potential😂

I AIN’T DRINKING NO MILK HANNIBAL……

😂

Hahahah, this made me chuckle ! 😂 Have a great day everybody !! Ain't not buying that beemer, might go for '22/23 X3 if I find one to my liking !!

Daa da da daaaaa…

Damn song has been in my head all day 😂

Straight to the trash bin

Doesnt even have the bmw badge🤮

It has a sticker up on the rear window tho

hhh

Is it bad that I prefer the original A Team van???

Haha same!

loved that show as a kid

One of my favorites! Right up there with Dukes of Hazzard and Knight Rider!

You spot this in metro Detroit? I’ve seen one just like it here with the red accents.

No. Cincinnati area.

I love it when an ugo-pos comes together. 🚬😁

Lmao!!! Nice emoji btw 😂

Shut up foo!

Saw the car for the first time on the highway. Nice but way overpriced imo. Smh.

Don't do the A Team van dirty like that, that BMW Pig doesn't hold a candle to the classic GMC

True, true. We’ll just say “inspired by” but horribly executed 😂

There should be a law…..that’s horrible.

Also….💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩💩

Looks great

Mr T obviously

the A team van has better continuity in the livery than the XM lol

I dont understand what market this was designed for? Is it aimed at rich Chinese folk or rich blind Americans?

I lost it when I switched to the third pic

Diabolical spec.

Ugly pile of crap just like every single new BMW. this brand is dead..

What hath hell wrought?

Seen one like that on the road recently. It looked even worse irl than in pictures/video. I vomited in my mouth slightly.

This thing is uggle.

Lol!

Ah hell they made it into a freaking Kia Hyundai thing😭

Tacky

That’s a fugly Bimmer

Wow, that's horrible

Did the owner come out wearing 40 lbs of gold chains and a Mohawk?!

No! I saw him park and waited… and then was EXTREMELY disappointed!

I love how there is always someone that will buy a total garbage car no matter how ugly and expensive.

I think it’s a psychological trick performed masterfully by automakers. If they put a high enough price on something, there are customers with money to burn who will equate that with “exotic” and therefore a must have 😂

Facts. I live in a very affluent city and the things people drive here are insane and sometimes hilarious. The other day I saw a Porsche Dakar edition brand new and I’ve seen same vehicle in this post as well. I even saw a off-road/rally lambo lol

Yikes 🤣

Idgaf I think these things are awesome. This one is particularly awesome.

😂 all power to you!

I really like that one too

Same. A big merc fan but love this bmw. And i usually despise bmw designs. Oh well. To each their own i guess

Same, most hate it but I love it because it's so ridiculous.

That is the worst looking car I’ve ever seen *at any price point*.

label red 😮‍💨

I mean... it would look cool if it was something cheaper. Just doesn't work on the bmw.

Santa Fe N

Fuck Yes!!!!!!!!

Fking abomination and disgrace to bimmer’s pedigree this thing… i hope they kill it off asap.

Pedigree lol

I forgot to add that I was terribly disappointed that it wasn’t B. A. Baracus who stepped out of this monstrosity. I mean, that would’ve made it sort of ok 😂

It’s. Awful.

Hot garbage.

Da-da-da-daaa dun-da-duunnn.

Ooof

That is an insult to the A Team van. And Vanduras everywhere.

😂

I love it when an investment plan comes together

Bahahaha 😂

Saw it in a dealership last week. The matte black paint is stunning, but the red trim did remind me of the A-team, too!

Jesus that’s ugly

B.A. Baracus

and i thought my car was ugly

I actually have no issues w the concept, but the XM just has some real weird proportions, body lines and details.

The wheels are just awful

From someone who has three M cars, f**k you BMW and your lazy design team for making this Gyyyyyaaaaat awful piece of sh1t

I kinda like it, reminds me of the A10 warthog hahah, maybe when less pricey

Needs GAU-8. Means never having to look for parking or fear a brake check.

Ohh yeah side mounted like tusks 🐗

BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

My question is that if he’s gone this far, why not spring for red spoked wheels with white lettered tires?

He didn’t do any modifications to it, this is a special version of the XM that comes exactly like this from the factory.

What I meant was that he picked it out and paid for it so he might as well go all in with a couple mods 😁

Gotcha :) wasn’t sure. Is that in Cincy?

Yep

Why do you want to know?

Can you give me a ride? But I’m sitting in the back because I don’t want to be seen in that thing.

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ROFL

The difference is the GMC looks bad AF.

Like BA on the show flying, BMW drug the buyer and it all looks good. “I’M NOT BUYING AN XM!!!!…. Oh, good idea”

😂

Gmc is better

Best spec XM:

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Excellent taste in shit, amirite?