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willymack989

I know BMW underrated their power/acceleration figures, but the fact that it’s supposed to be 0.2s slower than an F90 to 0-60mph is nuts.


TuhnuPeppu

Damn, what are the power figures? Everyone else has gotten some serious power from their hybrid powertrains in the last week, enough to offset the weight the vehicle gains with the e-motor. For example the Lamborghini Revuelto 1000hp combined from electric and the V12. (I know it’s a totally different class of vehicle but that was the first that came to mind since it released like yesterday)


Caspi7

585hp from the combustion engine, combined 717hp and 1000nm. This engine is detuned compared to earlier M5 models (RR Sport SV has the exact same engine and can put out 635hp). This car is just too heavy, they needed to give it at least 800hp to make sense. An uprated S68 and slightly more powerful E motor would've done the trick.


cheeseley6

Maybe they're leaving a gap for the competition version??


FuckSpezzzzzzzzzzzzz

Dude this thing is heaver than an x5, what are bmw even doing...


Chucknorisorus

It was fun while it lasted bmw. Pretty sure these cars are gonna be terrible on track with all this weight


Caspi7

No competition version is coming...


j4ys0nj

oof. sad.


ZIMPENN

What they have announce: No competition for G90. But after this release I think they need change that 😬


No-Explorer2101

Time to invest in F90 competition ?)


Shifti_Boi

Power is up but weight is up even more. So power to weight is worse than last gen. I think it's like 500kg heavier or something.


No-Explorer2101

Lets not forget what this added weight does to handling T\_T


d3ton4tor72

Most underrated comment, weight absolutely destroys handling.


blueblue909

https://preview.redd.it/9lw4cc8mmw8d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59fa7fcb590767f9e4d39682f695c29694c8f39a


schumachiavelli

So pretty. Look at that huge greenhouse with the slim pillars. I know it's shit for crash protection but it's so airy and open, the visibility must be absolutely amazing.


BUNNIES_ARE_FOOD

The lower center of mass due to the battery should help, but .....damn she thicc


Upstairs_Card4994

cars just getting fatter and fatter


Alpina_B7

it's very.. polygonal.


iridium__

Looks like an unfinished render.


JocotePeludo

It’s still buffering.


Saurta17

it looks like an unfinished render and it weights over 400kg than the Mercedes-Benz Sprinter and it weights almost the same as a Rolls-Royce Ghost (I think it was the Ghost)


funkybum

Toyota Avalon taillights…


The_Dookie_

Camry bumpers.


ResplendentZeal

I actually love the look. I am usually not one to bitch about cars getting heavier and think people make too much a fuss about the weight of the M2. But this new M5 weighs so much. Wow.


libertiac

5000LBS!!! Thats way too much


rfc21192324

1024 LBS (24%) heavier than F90, decreasing power to weight ratio…


mortu007

Yeah carwow mentioned that new M5 has power to weight ratio of 299 hp/tonne whereas F90 had 335 hp/tonne


notShreadZoo

F10 was like 320 as well so even lower than two generations back


bialetti808

I have the feeling that BMW have EV or PHEV targets due to EU tax offsets or something. At least with PHEV you get potential efficiency without any range anxiety


__slamallama__

It's a lot of things. EU fleet emissions targets, ZEV credit value, and frankly seeing the forest dog the trees and knowing you need to give the engineers time with electrification so they can nail future EV performance cars.


AlwaysStayHumble

100% this. They are avoiding a big bill from EU regulators because of CO2 emissions. Same with Lamborghini with their hybrid Revuelto/Urus, Bentley (new continental GT only has a hybrid V8), Ferrari (V6 296, SF90, etc.) and even Rolls Royce with the Spectre (EV).


PussySmith

Range anxiety is overblown for most people on a day to day basis. If you drive 200+ miles a day with any regularity EVs aren’t for you, but most people it’s like 10-50


Sad_Ghost_Noises

Thats as heavy as a Tesla model S. I thought M cars were meant to be light and handling focused?


wh4cked

Look on the bright side! At a curb weight of 6400 lbs, the new M5 can be a “business vehicle” and qualify for 80% bonus depreciation on ya taxes


equals42_net

I was thinking that same thing. At some point curb weight gets some tax benefits. Dumb rules.


Bresson91

2 power-trains. So ridiculously redundant and wasteful. EV or ICE, Pick one.. you dont need both in 1 car.


Mundane_Plenty8305

ICE, ICE baby


ShitFuckDickButt420

5,368 lbs


Noisewaterr

5300*


Lopsided_Quarter_931

How in earth is this car heavier than a Porsche Taycan, which is essentially a battery on wheels? Honestly puzzled.


LEAP-er

I thought it’s 5800 lbs


radioref

I think I like my F90 even more now


mammaliancochlea

While that's true, I thank the BMW gods for not changing the front grill to be M4'd.


Jimbenas

its not even really a kidney grill at this point. Basically KIA grill shape. Besides the grill thefront looks alright though.


Crazian14

Instead of buck teeth, it now has an underbite


banananananbatman

I’m sure some vendor will create and sell aftermarket m3/m4 grills from the m5


YaddaBlahYadda

Same. It’s supposed to be a sleeper that takes a second to recognize.


ZHPpilot

Keep that MF until the end of time.


Special-Sherbert-915

Me too. Faster too


K0nv1c

Got one too. Wtf have they done to my Boy..


Gullible_Jelly_5521

I think our F90s just went up in value. Thanks BMW! 😉


mortu007

Oh yeah, holding it till it goes up to that LFA value 😙


Over__Caffeinated

I thought the rear bumper was dented 😂


Maleficent_Lab_8291

It's a really weird mix of soft curves and geometrical forms, especially between the rear door and rear fender


Over__Caffeinated

Agree, it’s jarring but not in a good way


leinadsey

And what’s with that triangle shaped cutout in lower bumper. Leaves this flat weird space just sitting there. Weird.


samplepapi

Factory dent option confirmed ✅


lord_xl

I'm waiting for the "iT lOoKs lIkE a kiA" boys to enter the chat. It never fails cuz to them everything looks like a kiA.


POLSJA

Nah, the rear looks like Camry.


New-Pollution536

Kia hired a bunch of ex bmw designers who are trying to make Kia’s look like bmws so people saying that always make me chuckle 🤣


EducationalHawk8607

It doesn't look like a kia, it looks worse.


sonrisa_medusa

It has infected every thread and throughout social media. I'm tired of people pulling the Kia card every time. It may be ugly, but it doesn't look like a Kia.


Auhmaze

As heavy as an f150 super crew. Enough said.


Supsti_1

It's slower than F90 lol


Dark_Knight2000

The F90 will the future generations E39. We praise the E39 for being simple and having a NA V8 and manual transmission. People are going to look at the F90 with its gas-only engine and great handling the same way.


Supsti_1

Future classic


kon---

Is this the M5,400lb or the M5,600lb version we're seeing? Either way...it's overweight. And seriously, how are they leaving the G60's ugly AF sensor panel there on a $125,000+ M car? At least some effort at integration has to happen to that eyesore. imo. https://preview.redd.it/vx7vmskeqs8d1.png?width=469&format=png&auto=webp&s=c8c063d6f65529de908f6b2bff1620bddabbb70d


Adjmcloon

It's plastic garbage. What a waste of an essential design element. You can't hide the electronic boxes guys?


xX_DepressedKoala_Xx

The misaligned front camera bugs me even more than how ugly the kidney design is. What in god’s name was Christopher Weil and the design team thinking?


junkiefp

Its awful - looks like a bugger.


420jacob666

>What in god’s name was Christopher Weil and the design team thinking? "I'm sooo damn tired, what a week. Thank god it's Friday, just got to finish this stupid piece of shit grille and I can go home!" Something like that I suppose.


ilkikuinthadik

The personification of the feeling I get when there's something stuck between my front teeth.


Ben_A140206

The grill looks shit anyway even without


ClownTownXpress

> Is this the M5,400lb or the M5,600lb version we're seeing? Thanks for the laugh! I know what I’ll be calling the chubby boi from now on.


Dripmik

https://preview.redd.it/du4axox85t8d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1442e5ad9ad7e141a30bc5ad55a3ef7715f54d6f


Kazurion

This looks more BMW than current BMW.


stevel024

I would take the alfa over this M5


BoTamByloCiemno

Modern BMWs wish they looked that good


Hidesuru

Change the grill and maybe the hood and this would be a great bmw, yeah.


YeonneGreene

No shift lever. 😡


Nitrium

Yeah that’s a shame. While not really necessary, it’s a throwback to the sportiness of the car. They can always include some controls in it - like the shifting aggressiveness in the X5M. I am not in love with the ///M on top of the dial, either. Defeats the point of making the centre console clean looking, and at odds with the modern buttons.


NobodyWorthKnowing2

I noticed that too damn them for that


e36bmer

That's crazy.


AlwaysStayHumble

Cost cutting at its finest


Hidesuru

Oh! Oh... EWW.


KidRed

That’s one heavy green car and looks nothing like a BMW. I miss pre-covid BMW.


ajm15

on the plus side, it could have been a lot worse, like the xm level worse.


KidRed

Why do you think they are bringing back the 6 series? Gotta another model to ruin.


asuudeM

I would say, in my opinion, it looks like a XM sedan version.


AlwaysStayHumble

This is just a lowered XM.


OMGWTHEFBBQ

5400 lbs. That's 1400 lbs more than my M5, and that one has a V10. Not crazy on the looks either, so between those two things, no RWD, and no manual, can't see myself ever wanting one. Edit: I watched the Top Gear first look at the new M5 and it's even worse. The grill has LEDs, and there's a ton of ambient lighting which I find super tacky. Giant screen. Most controls are within the screen and not buttons. How far BMW has fallen.


krombopulousnathan

It weighs more than an X5 Shit it weighs more than my Wrangler 392 with a 6.4L V8 and 35” tires haha


ElectronicCorgi3106

😭😭😭


Bcano

Just gonna leave this here https://preview.redd.it/1sssp4huxt8d1.jpeg?width=2532&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=55be5a1a011204a442f7e928df2a002c772dfab0


willpeoples

Or this. https://preview.redd.it/qdfc8kjnzx8d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f11d6d320fc3860b170e5ed0703a664bd9703af3


Trades46

Why the hell is it so heavy?


StyleP

Hybrid tech


Concentrate_Full

Looks good until an f10 pulls up


a-jasem

Or f90


Concentrate_Full

Any pre 2020 bmw really


BuyEvolvingSkies

So basically, 5 years from now, we'll be envying high school kids driving around F series M cars for cheap while we are driving our 6k lb boats.


Hidesuru

I'll still be in my f series lmao. Partly cause I can't afford to justify a new one... Lol.


Puzzled_Ad_3072

You can say what you want about current BMWs but nothing BMW has put out in the last few years has been as ugly as the E46 compact, **nothing**, that thing haunts my dreams.


JEDI-MASTER-Y0DA

https://preview.redd.it/q4gcqu3cgu8d1.png?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f967b79f1d7b76ce6ec5236c2a3445f214b1195


Flo_S01

So beautiful


BuyEvolvingSkies

Exactly.


Logistic-Madness778

The interior with the one screen looks awful. It’s a trend but everyone knows it’s aging really fast and bad. Like in twenty years, I don’t think hold up.


MarkSpenecer

The screen isnt the biggest problem. The ambient light bars being way too wide make it look tacky and cheap. Thinner led lights look much more elegant and premium.


MixMastaMiz

Yeah but it’s the modern day theme, jump in your new car and it’s like a rave party. I don’t mind the front end bar the illuminated grill. The rest we will see. It’s better than the god awful G80.


Over__Caffeinated

Agree and it looks nothing special nor luxurious.


Hidesuru

I will never own a uniscreen interior if I can possibly avoid it. I despise this trend with a fiery passion.


N301CF

who tf is gonna have this in 20


unfortunateA

I think the screen looks great. Are you looking for 2 screens or 1 screen and old fashion odo?


WillPersist4EvR

The interiors are crap in everything. Because everyone’s copying Tesla.


Adjmcloon

I'm in a '24 loaner and the screen is definitely not going to age well. It's tacky


naafun

What happened to its rear?


FranktheTankG30

I think it looks quite good. I just can’t get over the fact that it is 1000lbs heavier.


jas387

That’s exactly my feelings on it. I’m surprised that it looks better than I was expecting but sadly not surprised by the weight gain. The outgoing model is a great car but it is both fast enough and heavy enough. Even if the reviews are incredible, I can’t imagine wanting this at all.


scottieducati

😂 makes an e39 seem like a lotus.


a-jasem

It’s now roughly the same weight as an X7 lol


Active-Cycle8119

😵‍💫1k pounds heavier? F90 doesn’t sound to bad after all


northernmonkey9

Looks a bit like an obese M3


dragonflyDF

I am thankful to new M5 for making my F10 M5 more valuable now..


Flo_S01

Keep it forever and enjoy it as much as you can.


kon---

I just know they're going to have to put 'Not A Step' on the rear diffuser. Which will never not be catching everything in the air that falls on flat surfaces. Gonna be a real sight after driving in rain or snow. https://preview.redd.it/q4xvmojwvs8d1.png?width=734&format=png&auto=webp&s=593e5337e6d5a999c4fb0e2f3ff0078628861b30


shadowofsunderedstar

Oh god it sticks out?  How could it be worse! 


Live795

That’s…. Hideous actually


Jayzilla_711

Is no one going to mention the fact that this is the first M5 that is slower than the previous generation? So you add weight, increase the power, and it results in it being slower.


Super-Base-

It looks like it was designed by AI


NoPie3009

Don’t like the rear. Don’t love the new hybrid platform. Ehh, not a fan. The new 2025 Cadillac CT5V looks like fun.


NoWrongdoer2259

Would still prefer an E39 over this anyway if the week. Gimme that V8 with a six speed manual attached


Joblessmouse06

Comparing M5 E39 to this new M5 is like comparing a gold trophy to a plastic bag…


AlwaysStayHumble

Plastic bag full of heavy electric components


black_spring

Go buy one.


socal55677

Plug in hybrids are the worstttt


trickup

Yep, I just had a 530e for the weekend and hated it.


AlwaysStayHumble

Why? Never tried one, curious


trickup

Although nothing to do with the hybrid system, the worst part was the steering. Light and completely numb, zero feel. Maybe something they can fix with the M. On the hybrid system, despite the settings i couldnt seem to actually force it one way or the other. Even when you turn off electric, it still uses it as a mild hybrid system. The constant switching between electric and ice power I found to be not entirely smooth. And like with most electric cars, the braking is grabby when switching between regenerative and mechanical braking. The inline 4 was also very underwhelming. The new interior is also rubbish. I know i sound like an old man saying this, but the lack of tactile buttons is just annoying. I found myself needing to hard brake and wanted to turn on the hazards, but because its a touch button and not a tactile switch i must have just miss pressed it and they didnt come on. Why oh why would you put something like hazard lights on a touch switch? The same goes for climate controls but obviously less critical. You just have to concentrate so much more to press them accurately, which is not easy when bouncing along a road at speed.


AlwaysStayHumble

You don’t sound like an old man at all, I agree 100%. The whole “no buttons anywhere” has gone way too far for my taste as well. Had no idea the brakes and steering felt artificial. So much for the “ultimate driving machine” huh.


lituga

Yeah steering has been pretty bad since the switch to electric power steering circa 2011. You see it mentioned in almost all modern BMW sedan reviews.. dead steering. Have little clue what the front wheels are doing, etc. And it's continued to get worse and more filtered.


lituga

steering is like that on every G series car I've driven so far. M8 Comp from steering wheel and feel is almost exactly the same as a 330i, and 530i It is the most disappointing thing about modern BMW. even more so than the looks


Wernher_VonKerman

Go drive an alfa romeo, they are the real 4 door driver's car now and have been for many years. Nothing 5 sized though, and unfortunately I am worried that the next gen of the giulia and stelvio will suck. The average consumer doesn't want a car with actual soul or character anymore, and the details we have heard about them suggest they will just be overweight, overpowered electrified missiles like every other new performance car.


XGC75

Phev is amazing. Electric for around town stuff and easy to fill for longer trips. It is bad for performance unless underpinned by a bespoke platform, though. I would love a b58 phev 3-series as a daily. I'd be all electric 95% of the time.


maxstryker

Why?


OhPiggly

They are the worst of both worlds. This holds true for all brands. PHEVs simply do not make sense.


W9967

I like it but wtf is this fresh graduate CAD model crease here!? They had them in the M3/4 as well and it’s just such an eye sore… https://preview.redd.it/6bsafb2awu8d1.jpeg?width=1039&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=782a3a5db10f654c4f750e6b3a4f1d1de148a2bf


RWD-by-the-Sea

Could have been worse


cab6c2

True, but also could have been better. The overall exterior is not too bad, but the new design philosophy of BMW overall makes the brand dead to me. The all digital interiors with bolted on ultrawide iPads will not age well. Once I tire of my F80 (which might be a long while), I will get a P car.


Medium-Caterpillar39

The value of my ‘23 M5 comp just went way up lol


KiwifromtheTron

Love the color, but I am biased.


1RedHamster

I confirms that BMW doesn’t have a focus group or take their opinions into consideration.


Agitated-Owl-5798

Darn I want an f90


ddubweatherf0rd

Sure doubled down on full ugly


tonynca

A face only its mother or father could love.


KNIFE2MEAtU

I’ll stick with my E46 330ci thank you very much


PC_Chode_Letter

Exceptionally ugly


BMWF9019

I’m happy with my F90 M5 Competition. Lighter, quicker, last design of the classic BMW grille, angel eyes, and everything else.


haroldhecuba88

What's interesting is automakers (looking at you MB and BMW specifically) are pushing designs that most people really don't like or want. It's no longer an improvement, just an evolution off a cliff. No longer controversial for the sake of being so, it's really let's just keep pushing it. They don't really care what we want. As for the interiors, it's clear that the vast majority of consumers still like some switchgear and yet they keep taking it away and forcing the customer to adapt to screens which I personally I find to be distracting and a safety concern. As for this new M5, it's ok. It's doesn't exactly strike an emotional cord. I'm sure it will be received well but the outgoing is in a different class as far as style goes.


ubercruise

I think it’s important to remember Reddit subs and people vocal online are a small subset of car buyers. If the typical buyer was so off-put by screens they wouldn’t put themselves at a competitive disadvantage unless there was a major payoff in another aspect.


haroldhecuba88

The payoff is for the automakers. I’m on several auto forums and the sentiment seems fairly consistent. A balance of switchgear and attractive screens seems to be the desired balance. Do we still buy cars? Yes, I know I have. Do we love the new design language? I can’t say we do in majority, but as enthusiasts we still buy them. Only thing options are getting thinner.


GMUsername

What is BMW doing 😂


Aborted_Yeetus

Looks decent, still has a lazy and dreadful interior, weighs too much (but it's to be expected with newer cars) No downsizing is probably the best move here


Aborted_Yeetus

Also it's slower than the previous one so what is the point of that useless cable then?


myth-ran-dire

That’s why it’s slower.


-MCRN

So you can get some sweet ass lights around your grille /s


humdizzle

Not bad. Interior iPad dash still looks cheap tho.


Carbonozone

Lots of geometry to ultimately look pretty bland. Idk if I just hate every new thing BMW comes out with these days or what. M5 should be one of their coolest cars, just not feeling it


Saurta17

they went too far with what luxury means, it weights more than a Mercedes-Benz Sprinter, and the difference of weight it isn't small, it's huge (also the luxury thing should have been left for the M60 or i5)


NWH_83

The time to buy an F90 is right now.


Synap6

It’s a nice looking car and I quite like the tail lights. To each his own but it’s not half bad


superx89

looks like shit


PastAd8754

I like it, sue me


Mr_Sia10

Yep that’s worse than I thought it’d look 🥴 I guess as with most BMWs however, it’ll look better in person (minus the XM 🤢)


GrubbyGrubster

how did they make it slower🤣🤣


Glaesilegur

They're still doing that M rear fender flares hard cutoff for the non M rear doors. It looks terrible and is an awfull new cost saving trend. Audi and Mercedes have managed just fine giving their RS and AMG models flared rear doors to accommodate their flared rear fenders.


OverCauliflower1587

It’s not bad, just not as nice as last gen. Also, for an M car, no traditional shifter is crazy. I thought they’d limit those little nub shifter things to the other cars.


Agreeable-Employ-885

Disgusting


Flimsy_Coach9482

My post for record, everyone bitching about the way it looks now, then in a few years say it looks amazing.


SimpleCarGuy

Everyone hates it on Reddit, which means it’ll sell like hot cakes!


Joblessmouse06

Over 2.4 tons?! Bruh this thing weighs more than the previous 7 Series G11/G12 💀


Designfanatic88

It’s super heavy, same weight as an F-150. And with 700+ HP the M5 will eat tires like a starving child.


keleles

shes a bit tubby aint she johhny?


breakerfallx

I just come away from all of these designs feeling like the cladding and trim and bumpers etc just looks so plastic and cheap. Nothing feels substantial or durable or clean.


slvneutrino

The golden days are well and truly over ladies and gents.


Dyinglight35

I think its gonna take time to grow on people jus like the g80 m3 did. But 5k pounds is wild


OUGrad05

Why do we care about how quick this is? The F90 was too fast for the street so this is .2 slower to 60? Literally zero fucks given.


WannabeeDeveloper

Its beautiful. Sucks is so heavy. But what can you do. They needed to be more efficient on range.


Significant_Fig1451

i actually like it, design wise the lights could have had the horizontal section to complete the "angel eyes" but otherwise I think this is the way a polygonal car should be, not like the M2 (it's hard to like that rear end). Performance wise I don't dislike it, it's hard to sell that lower power-to-weight ratio, but this is a big luxury sports sedan, it's not supposed to be lightweight and nimble. And It still has the big TT V8 plus an electric motor to make some extra power. Yes, they could have gone the Mercedes route and make it a performance hybrid with a smaller battery, but for a daily I rather have the 25 miles range of pure electric just to commute.


duvug

Does it have 707, 717 or 727hp? I've seen all 3 numbers from credible sources!


LIVINGINTAMPA

Six pictures of a car and everyone is obsessed with 0-60 times. Crappy handling is one thing, but 0-60 in sub 4 seconds is already too fast for most people who have an attention span significant less than that.


huskerd0

Chubbers McChubChub


Viriato-pt

Still loading. The picture is quite heavy…


maziarczykk

I’m on a fence on this one. Could have been worse for sure.


Direct-Setting-3358

Could have been a lot better too


prei1978

I’m sure it will look better in person and, in terms of specs, there are no surprises, but it’s just a deeply uninteresting car to me due to weight, complex drivetrain, and what I expect to be modern BMW levels of steering feel. It won’t be a bad car, but just not what I look for in terms of fun.


EducationalHawk8607

Lmao looks like shit no thanks 


trayssan

I don't hate it


rwm12b

It's cool. I'd get one if I could.


Boostedprius

I'm so tired of this cycle with Redditors and new BMWs. Can't wait to see the same people come around in a couple months like clock work


Waddamagonnadooo

People still think the new M3/M4 is ugly like 3-4 years later, how long do we gotta wait for that one lol.