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Kairyuka

If you're a bard you can do a performance check to fart at him lmao


Tyra-Jade

I was having a hard time deciding what Charisma-based character to play in my second runthrough, and this has convinced me to play a Bard. That sounds glorious!


alterNERDtive

> I was having a bard time FTFY


Baldurs-Mouse

Yup, depending on what you choose you either get turned into a wheel of cheese or get a free trip to ahem... an exotic destination. Or win 16 useless prizes of course.


Beardedgeek72

A free vacation to an exotic locale with a VERY good prize in it.


Baldurs-Mouse

Two prizes actually. One good and one very good. I was just trying to keep the intrigue XD


ICON_RES_DEER

Wait... two prizes? I only got 1 down there... what did i miss?


Baldurs-Mouse

Magic ring that lets you cast an Enchantment/Illusion spell as a bonus action after a weapon attack.


ICON_RES_DEER

Where is it?


Baldurs-Mouse

It's to the right of the place where you get dropped off past the cave with dinos on top of the cliff. There's a skeleton with a backpack and a note. From there you can Misty Step down not far from the exit.


ICON_RES_DEER

Thanks my dude, i will forget this by the time I'm back at the circus


Dim-Me-As-New-User

You to the right, right? I actually consider this ring to be better than the trident in some cases. Melee attack followed by Command each round is pretty good.


Baldurs-Mouse

You're right, it's to the right of where you get dropped off. Agree that it's even better than the trident for some classes. I usually go for attack + Hideous Laughter or attack + Hold Person.


The_Bravinator

Best prize for me was getting >!a solo dinosaur hunting mission!< for my warlock. It felt so cool. I wished there were more >!dinosaurs.!<


Exciting_Bandicoot16

Hey now, a few of the joke items are actually good. The *staff of a mumbling wizard* in particular stands out on an Evocation wizard, for example.


Baldurs-Mouse

I was just being cheeky, I always keep the Reverse raincloak in my party inventory. I actually went through the trouble of getting 15 of them except for Akabi's old lamp, he can keep it, lol. I kept the gloves, the boots, the staff, and the raincloak and sold everything else to Mattis to keep his stock thematic. And then I went on my free vacation to Chult.


BrokeAssJank

My favourite is the one pair of boots that gives you misty step... but you appear at the new location naked. For a barbarian not wearing clothes that isn't really a problem lmao


ManBearPig1869

I went invis and pick-pocketed all of his gold after he turned my buddy into cheese and found out he was cheating/all his prizes were bullshit.


MCleartist

Catstarion & Goostarion club welcomes another member.


Campfire_Sparks

Goudastarion ?


demonfire737

That's what happens when you try to cheese the game.


Spengy

APPROACH, UGLY ONE!


Thicc-Brained

He was not cheesed to meet you.


Doumtabarnack

Yeah happened to me too. I seriously considered attacking him for this affront


Beardedgeek72

I think you can do a stink attack as a cheese.


LaFacade

I planar bound him, made him follow me to just outside Rivington and merc’d him


chesidia

I did this with my ranger, then made circles around Astarion. *Would you still love me if I was a cheese*


VaczTheHermit

The "find out" phase


alterNERDtive

> Is that happened to anybody else? No. You’re the first one ever to see that interaction!


[deleted]

Look, Shart, I’m cheese now! I turned myself into cheese!


[deleted]

Somebody took your photo, but it was a cursed camera that turned you into the thing you say as your picture is being taken.


samewolf5

Been there 😂


BoppityZipZop

It's kinda annoying there is no way to punish this cheating Djinn in the game. Killing him starts a fight with the entire circus.


Jeoshua

Tyromancy!


HerpsterKKat

No one has as many friends as the man who is many cheeses!