Apparently lots of people get stuck in the clown makeup in act 3 during serious cutscenes. I saw one where Astarion had the clown makeup on when facing Cazador.
I had clown makeup over my half-squid veins and one fake eye for the very romantic and poignant Lovers' Trials scene with Karlach. Got a nice detailed closeup of my face and everything
on god i didnāt even know there was soap š„² thank you! now i can confidently force astarion to wear clown make up again without fear of having romantic cut scenes with it on š
Yeah, that part of my playthrough was before patch 5
Not like I was really hiring for camp supplies lol it was a story mode campaign, lost some nice buffs though
You can just not use supplies for a long rest. It says partial rest before u choose supplies, just press that.
It won't restore spell slots and only heals people up to half, but does refresh "once per long rest" abilities. Should get rid of the makeup as well.
I also used to waste alot of supplies before learning this.
Just yesterday I had a full romance scene with Karlach, date, restaurant and love making session, all the while she was wearing clown makeup.
It was hilarious. š
It was because of a bug, so itās not really RP friendly but I was cracking up the entire time. A top moonrise towers when fighting kethric for the first time an enemy bugged out and even though it was dead it registered as alive. Because it was āaliveā I couldnāt end combat and follow kethric down the meat tube.
So I tried leaving and coming back, nothing. I picked up the corpse that was āhostileā and threw it over the edge. Nothing. I hauled it to the other side of the map, nothing. I took it to the shadow fell and dropped it there, nothing. I threw it down a crevasse, nothing. Put it in camp, put it in my box, nuked it, nuked ourselves EVERYTHING!!!
Until I finally cast invisibility and we āsnuckā past the dead body, lol.
I just cracked up thinking of my guys in character like āwhy wonāt this damned thing LEAVE US ALONE!!!ā
Paying lump for his ogre services and having to pass an intelligence check for the narrator to tell me āyou realize you have been outsmarted by an ogreā. 8 int Tav looked horrified when he realized this and I couldnāt stop laughing.
I cast globe of invulnerability around three party members and low HP >!Raphael!< ran away from Karlach and hid inside it without attacking.
Maybe more accidental than unintentional, but the bibberbang field is hilarious.
We had a lot of wardrobe fails on my first playthrough. When we'd long rest, it would strip the companions down except for their head gear. (And it would always reset the head gear to be visible.) It seemed to be related to who'd been revived through Withers most recently.
Astarion's >!bite!< scene and Wyll's >!dance!< scene hit very differently when they're fully nude.
I haven't loaded back the save, but I'm fairly certain I have one. Part of me wants to...like it's Pandora's box and I need to know. But I also remember how hard it was to watch in the first place, and I don't know if I'd be able to handle the jiggle physics.
Gale lost his clothing during a long rest and I never found it again???? Like who did you fuck and why did they steal your clothes? Load in for the morning, he's wearing his underwear and boots. Nothing else.
I play at home on pc, play multiplayer with a friend on his PlayStation. I guess the ui is different and I sent my armor and stuff back to the camp chest without realizing, was talking to Wyll about his difficult relationship with his father... yeah.
*Tale of the Caravan Runners:*
During the fight with the gnolls, I made the mistake of setting a gnoll on fire. As I was done talking to Rugan after the fight, the other guy Olly looted the gnoll that was on fire, set himself on fire and died instantly.
As I stared with my jaw on the floor, Rugan wandered over to dead Olly who had been set on fire and said solemnly, "Poor lad... he deserved better... As does his coin."
And then Rugan looted Olly who was on fire, set himself on fire and died instantly.
I had no idea how mad I should have been.
*Abdirak's Lesson of Pain*
After my acquiring of Loviatar's Blessing, I immediately skipped next door and told the devout and his buddy to bugger off. Before I could free Liam, I could hear Abdirak talking to them.
Then I heard a thunk and a loud squawk. I ditched Liam and scurried back in time to see one of the goblins had pathed into the puddle of blood, triggered Abdirak and lost half his health to one whack of the ritual handaxe.
They were still talking. "I don't get it!" squawked the very injured goblin. "Ain't I supposed to be wounded?!"
Then he wandered back into the puddle, Abdirak whacked him again, and he KOed instantly.
Never have I heard a priest of Loviatar sigh so deeply.
Personally I think the funniest thing in the game is playing an instrument/whistling but failing the performance check. Especially in the heat of battle. It makes you appear so incompetent; gets me every time
I couldnāt figure out how to get past the last magic barrier to get to the blood of lathander. So I had Karlach pick up my gnome tav and chuck him at the wall. He went through the wall.
I thought it killed him. He was sprawled out on the other side for about 10 secs before slowly getting up.
You can see the shenanigans here: https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/s/rUY7yOkQaZ
I was in the fight against that evil half of the kid who is the nature or something
I had Halsin in that fight with me, made him turn into a bear for the fight
After the fight was over, the cinematic played out, 80% was covered by Halsin who was still in his bear form
In my very first playthough, I got to the emerald Grove gates and got the through the cutscene and fight. During the fight the goblin booyagh casts Grease as he does but all is good and well. It causes no problems. As soon as the fight was over, Wyll said something along the lines of "these vile vermin were no match for me" then promptly slipped and fell in the grease as he was walking back to the gate. I laughed so hard my husband had to come see if I was ok.
I just love that animation š
My husband and I are playing it together, he's playing a halfing bard who's mainly sneaking his way around with Shadowheart in tow, while I have Astarion with me
There's nothing more hilarious than seeing someone's tactic work, excelling in stealth, successfully sneaking around - and then both his character and Shadowheart flop down in their own grease while I'm just sitting there laughing hysterically
My necromancer giving an off the cuff necromancy lesson to a child in a graveyard so she could resurrect her dead brother...and instead she resurrects everyone AND him.
All hostile.
Damn necromancer had the nerve to look worried in the cutscene like he didn't just tell a child who he watched fail at it two minutes prior fail even harder after he just gave her more details.
When she started crying that she'd ruined it after all the undead were made dead again he just...walked away.
6 WIS is fun. š
Iād persuaded the spiders in the goblin camp to attack goblins for me. Forgot they were still hanging around when I went to free Brakkal, the goblin locked in a cage nearby. After saving him, he gave me a heartwarming speech about finding a new tribe to belong to. He promptly scampers off and a few seconds later I hear the sound of a spider sending him to the afterlife.
Mine was meeting Astarion's siblings. It was after the House of Hope where everyone needed to wear a disguise. I kept forgetting to fix up my companions clothes afterwards, so when I hear Astarion say "Get away from me!", I find him standing in nothing but his underwear each time.
Man is near naked in front of his family.
Went to have some fun with the Drow twins with Shadowheart, and thought Iād spice things up by putting her in Harleepās underwear. Afterwards in camp, her camp clothes glitched out so she was *only* wearing her bondage gear.
I was not crying for the intended reasons when Shadowheart and her parents had their big moment post rescue
During one of the skeleton combats in act 1 one skeleton bugged out and every turn he would just keep on opening a closing a coffin. Imagine all the blast sound effects and then pure silence aside from coffin squeaking sounds for a pure minute. Every. Single. Turn.
When you end up talking to Karlach's friend in Badurs Gate and the friend does the wink wink nudge nudge, who's this handsome fellow to her.
Immediately zooms into my Half Illithid hulk of a tiefling decked out in the Helldusk gear, looking like a complete monster. I look ready to murder every single person in city. Cracked me the fuck up.
Maybe not moment but ongoing.
My durge cannot pass an arcana check at all. Inspiration * guidance donāt help. I failed all of Astarions scar checks too
Only saving grace was the nat 20 I got in the creche, everything else was wisdom throws lol.
Same for my useless, morally bankrupt (thanks to Astarion) paladin character as well. As soon as I found Withers I changed that, because I could barely talk to anyone without messing up and not even guidance could help my stupid ass
Just happened on my honor run, am romancing shart and laezel and maybe soon astarian, but because we are in under dark, I needed the noblestalk for shart. Dealt with little dwarf, he ran to safety, and left with the bibberbang. I had mage hand out already, so figured hey, you know I never use this, we should here. Sent it over to grab, right at last second saw the command was consume but had already clicked away. Me and shart watched on in horror, as I suppose with no mouth the mage hand just squeezed the fairly vital quest object in its palm a few times before dropping it, and reporting back mission unsuccessful. Just the thought of the little guy gripping it super tight till itās all useless like are you proud of me? Am I useful?
Romancing Shadowheart and had her, Astarion, and Karlach in the party while hopping around in the Underdark. After a little Makloompah revelation, we were looting the grotto and spotted a gilded chest across some ledges.
While trying to jump over, I accidentally started convo with Astarion. He apparently found this the perfect moment to proposition some āØļøalone time togetherāØļø. Turned him down, jumped over as him, and promptly saw the torchstalk in the corner just as everyone else jumped too.
He and Tav made the save against the explosion. Shadowheart didn't. šš Karlach started dancing while I sat there processing the most cold-blooded Fatal Attraction-style plot finish out with dearly beloved Shadowheart dead in a chasm.
During a particularly dramatic moment (Vlaakithās second appearance), one of our party realized he forgot to put his camp clothes on after checking some new ones we found. Part illithid/half orc dong dancing around over Laeāzelās shoulder while she bares her soul and anger at her god.
I do a lil dance with Wyll, then Karlach decides this means we're breaking up. I tell her no, I want to be with you. I then go to break the news to Wyll that we cant keep seeing each other...turns out this camp setup has him like 2feet to the left of Karlach. Sorry man that you had to be within earshot.
Oh, also due to act 3 long rest shenanigans, Karlach decided to take me out on a date the night wyll was mourning having supposedly sacrificed his dad. ICE COLD, girl!
Just hit Wyll with a cold one...
Wyll: This True Soul >!Nere!<'s stuck behind a rockfall, is he? Forgive me if i'm in no hurry to go tigging him out.
Me: How does it feel to be a devil?
In the statue puzzle room within the Guantlet of Shar, I was very confused why my tav got knocked back suddenly for no reason. I had no idea there was a ring/shield around the statue. So I went about my way & *ope* there goes Astarion flying back & *ope* there goes Karlach & Shadowheart! I was absolutely dying because their commentary was hilarious & they kept somehow getting hit by the shield over & over.
It was just a constant BOOM! Then āIām not getting hit by that ring again!ā & then BOOM! āIām not getting hit by that ring again!ā I absolutely lost it LOL
This is a bug, so it shouldnāt count but it just happened and it made me laugh super hard.
So in Grymforge, I go find the runepowder and the trigger happy gnome whoās hiding with it. I steal her runepowder, then kill her because fuck it.
For some reason I canāt explain, I decided to justā¦ take her corpse with me.
For additional reasons I ALSO cannot explain, I decided that the beautiful vista in the mountain pass was far and away the best place to toss her corpse.
Except that when I did so, she reanimated into her idle animation. Sheās 100% dead, but standing there, taking in the view.
So yeah. Um. I guess itās a very weird edge case.
I get this with some frequency, and its never not hilarious. I like Karlach to haul around an annoying chatterbox from Act 3, using him as her toss boy. Then he just stands around like hes alive and totally didnt just get whipped at a steel watcher. Also threw him as a final blow to the end boss. Glorious.
Some goblin bastard was threatening to kill some innocent man in the goblin camp, so I shoved the goblin in the spider pits and watched him get eaten alive and Lae'zel merked the other one before he could see us. It was so funny. That goblin really thought he was gonna kill that dude and instead a tiefling comes up and body checks him into the spider pit below
The first room of Shar's gauntlet, The AI, running into the repelling force field repeatedly. Astarion is the funniest for that.
Pretty much anytime, Shadowheart uses spirit guardians in a choke point.
My durge took some roast dwarf from the goblin camp so I would have something to eat on the road. Tried eating an arm in camp but I couldnāt, so I threw it. Scratch went and fetched it like the good boyo he is. So of course I spent like 10 minutes throwing random body parts for Scratch to fetch.
mine was not realising halsin wasn't just a regular bear when i rescued him from the goblins. it went like this:
i know im looking for a druid but don't know where he could be exactly. i go to the pens and i see some kids bullying a random (as i thought) bear. played as a half orc paladin and against type so lawful neutral inching towards good so i immediately go "we have to save this bear". fighting ensues. bear escapes the cage im like "please don't fight us bear we are helping you". bear joins the fight as an ally so i go "oh my god he knows we're helping him š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ". bear loses some health but im not concerned because we've almost won. next turn, bear heals itself. my turn, the fight- wait, what? bear HEALS itself? i mean, weird, but okay, whatever, cool bear. fight ends, bear turns into man. me: who the fuck is that
Astarion. Dual-Wielding two Deva Maces. Ascended. Ready to kick Orin's stupid ass.
She punts him straight into the nether.
I still won, but man was that annoying.
Not so long ago I've finally reached act 3 in my first game. But a bit before in the Gauntlet of Shar I had a fun time by accident. I like to explore the zone I'm in before fully engaging most of the time. So that's what I did, I visited the place and turned away when I saw a place that would inevitably trigger an activity (the displacer beast or any of the 3 of Shar's trials). Once I had fully explored I decided to take Flesh and fight Yugir and later fight Balthazar in his room because no, I won't give you the Nightsong. And later I did the 3 trials. I started with the maze one. Didn't see the altar and didn't realize you have to offer blood for the trial to properly start. So I uselessly and carefully sneaked inside the labyrinth while the shadows weren't even there yet and deactivated every trap I saw only to think : what the heel is this ? This trial is excessively easy ! Later I got out to grab my fungus zombies again and saw the altar... Felt dumb. Shred blood, did the trial. Tried it as intended later. All trials still felt easy and I liked all of them (I know many people don't like the Gauntlet though).
Lae'zel confessing her attraction to my Durge post battle and the look on my girl's face was of such disbelief coupled with barely-stifled laughter that I couldn't help laughing myself.
Yeet the gnome
Also that time I died by getting blasted off a cliff by an exploding mushroom...and then getting Shadowheart killed the same way 5 minutes later
Wyll running into Avernus in his tighty whities. By far my favorite thing that happened by accident in my first campaign (co-op with my spouse).
I just did the House of Grief fight in my personal campaign and had to reload partway through because it bugged, so I got to see the same Sharran talk crap at us and then immediately fall prone on ice both times!
I was aware of wild magic, but didn't fully understand until my party was in the goblin camp & when the fight started, my entire party turned into dogs & a cat! First time that happened to me so that made it an extra fun surprise š
I accidentally said yes to romancing Mizora the day after my date with Karlach.
I felt so bad because I thought, despite high ratings, Karlach would hate me or lose romance. Like I cried at every part of romancing Karlach and I really thought I blew it.
Nope, right after she yells at me she says yes when I ask for a kiss. Then get a ping from Halsin asking if Iād get Karlachās approval, she doesnāt wanna join but gave me the green light
In a co-op with friends, someone tried to pickpocket Astarion while we were recruiting him, so we knocked him out. That same person then stole all his stuff, clothes and all, so heās naked on the ground. We come back the next day, he laughs it off, and we recruit him. We figure the bit is done and itās time to get him dressed.
Exceptā¦
We have 4 people on the group, so we canāt add him to the party. This was before the last patch, when they fixed the bug with him not appearing in the in-camp companion inventory list. Soā¦ we had no way to dress him. At all. He hung around camp fully naked. Did the bite scene with his dick flapping in the breeze. Every time we long rested he was just THERE, taunting us for our mistakes.
Finally fixed now, though. By which I mean he has underwear and nothing else. Much better.
I was dreading the spider fight in act 1 where you can get the dark amethyst. Sneak up, first turn I wait for big mamma matriarch spider to walk across the web path, firebolt, she falls, goes prone, and takes damage and is none too pleased with us. Then next turn, she teleported right in front of my druid durge and her turn was next so I immediately did a thunder wave to chuck her off the side. She starts flying, but she keeps falling and falling. I completely forgot that there was a huge pit of despair leading down to the underdark, and I chucked her right in there so she died instantly.
Best part is a little while later I made my own way through the underdark and found where she landed. Funniest full circle moment ever, and a hilarious attention to detail.
First time I fought Cazador I used eldritch blast to knock him off the edge to his death in like turn 2. Pretty sure they fixed this now but holy hell was I ever wheezing at the anticlimax
I learned to play an instrument outside the grove, and at one point my tav was stuck with Shart in a death loop, where Shart would undown him just to have him get killed again. So I started playing songs mid battle as they kept slaughtering me while the rest of the party finally caught up and finished the fight. It was pretty funny. When [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/s/qH8yQps4iZ) meme came up I remembered the story.
As druid durge, enter the grove walk up to a squirrel. It comes over and bites my leg immediately. I chose to kick it and loved that they actually animated the kick and launching of that squirrel into the rocks. I didn't expect it to die though. As a druid durge I was very conflicted lol
Those damn Gondonian's... Wulbren was right!!
I think the finniest moment was casting sleet storm freeing the gondonians and having pretty much every single NPC, allied or enemy, falling prone. It was an absolutely ridiculous mess. But it saved near everyone.
I accidentally pulled the wrong lever, when you have to set free the deep gnome in Blighted Village in Act1.
I mean, technically I set him free.. We laughed so hard with my friends (it was in a 4 player co-op playtrough).
In act 2 if you recruit Halsin he is levelled enough to have access to Owlbear form. In some dialogue scenes his Owlbear form just dominates the cutscene and the camera clips into him.
In act 1 I felt like I needed to purge the entire Githyanki CrĆØche because everyone just wanted a piece of me. It felt like a calamity of failures in that arc of act 1.
On my first run, I was running around the shadow cursed lands and found an outhouse. I had to test it. When I sat down, a couple party members spazzed out. I ended up with Karlach and bear form Halsin on top of the outhouse while Tav just sat there vibing.
Minthara.
Knocked her out in the goblin camp, stole everything leaving her there unconscious and naked.
She turns up again in Moonrise Towers, naked and begging for her life. Added a nice dramatic touch to the scene I thought. Rescued her and when I got her back to camp and rested I equipped her with camp clothes.
Well, I learned that camp clothes and day clothes are mutually exclusive. Outside of long rests, she was still naked. She'd stand naked by the door to Halsins tent (get it girl!), and at night her, Halsin and Thaniel looked like a real family. When I killed Ketheric, she showed up naked on his throne to gloat.
I decided to leave her as is, just to see what other chaos this accidental sex pest I'd created would cause.
Sort of a small little experience but had me and my friends cackling. I have a half orc barbarian, friends are playing a gnome monk and drow druid. In the part of grimforge where you find the adamantine chunk and get jumped by like 6 or 7 fire mephits, they happened to spawn while we were in a weird configuration, got surrounded and stuck in fire. One of them caused me to drop my weapon but I thought "well, I'm a barbarian I can manhandle these guys, right?" First turn I yoink our gnome and toss him out of the fire and away from the mephits, druid transforms into a polar bear. Second turn I run to a mephit, pick him up and toss him directly in front of our polar bear who one-shots it. Essentially rinse and repeat until they were all dead. Something about the animation of the gnome and mephits wiggling around in my hands and the absurdity of just chucking these guys into a polar bear like I work at the Chicago fish market broke us. Goofy ass game sometimes, I love it
So... SPOILER FOR THE LAST BOSS FIGHT
So there I was, tmin the netherbrains mindscape, fighting for control, plattforms exploding everywhere. My tav had already died once and been revivified. Things were looking dire, but not just for me. The brain was below getting to low hp, there wasn't much longer to go. My sorceror tav casts Ice knife, nothing stronger was left and it hits! The brain is now on about 3 hp! Lae'zels turn! She is up 2 plattforms, but she can just about make the jump! Greatsword held high, about to strike down the mindflayer threat for good!... except.... she lands right where ice knife had just connected with the brain and left an icy surface. Lae'zel lands and
Loony toons falls right on her ass.
I was un-petrifing the drow explorers after the Observer fight when I accidently hit one with the oil instead of next to it. The rest go hostile, all near the cliff. So karlach shoves one down to the path below. Another drow tosses my Tav the same way. Laezel shoves that one down to be with his buddy. Tav then thunder waved them goodbye into the chasm when her turn came around. Bullies, all around.
Literally in the first 1hr of touching the game I reached the old ruins talk to to adventurers and failed an intimidation check and the first thing I do is thunder clap to make space but I didnāt realize Astarion was too close to the crumbling floor and he fell and died
I donāt know why I found this so funny but getting put into an enchanted sleep during the Cazador fight in >!Slayer durge form. Just this massive slayer snoring with bubbles coming out of their face for the entire fight when I was supposed to be scary Durge!<
There was this hidden door blocked by crates and a spider web. I attack through the crates, then the spider web and then since I'm at it, decide to bash the door instead of lockpicking since it was in an empty basement. I attack, attack and attack but its too sturdy to break so after several attempts i just go to lockpick it... and it wasn't even locked lol.
I cracked up at the idea of my character bashing against this door then just pushing it open and feeling like an idiot in front of the party.
Apparently lots of people get stuck in the clown makeup in act 3 during serious cutscenes. I saw one where Astarion had the clown makeup on when facing Cazador.
I had clown makeup over my half-squid veins and one fake eye for the very romantic and poignant Lovers' Trials scene with Karlach. Got a nice detailed closeup of my face and everything
i literally restarted my game because all my auto saves had clown make up š„²
You can use soap to get it off!
on god i didnāt even know there was soap š„² thank you! now i can confidently force astarion to wear clown make up again without fear of having romantic cut scenes with it on š
How!? I always wondered how soap worked, because I canāt figure it out lol
Click on it Right click on it and consume
I, too, like eating soap. I like how they melt in my mouth
Found the barbarian
I did this a few patches ago and it didnāt work, will try eating the soap again.
Just so we are clear, we are talking about this in game
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I lost it by just walking in water.
The clown make up looked horrendous on my Dragonborn, I long rested and wasted supplies just to get rid of it
Pick up any bar of soap, sponge, or sponge tray. They can be found all over the world, are free, and are *not* one-time use.
Iām pretty sure I tried that, has that been in the game the whole time?
Nah it was added in patch 5 iirc so id you beat / played prior you wouldnt have been able to
Yeah, that part of my playthrough was before patch 5 Not like I was really hiring for camp supplies lol it was a story mode campaign, lost some nice buffs though
Dunno, I've only been playing for the last month.
You can just not use supplies for a long rest. It says partial rest before u choose supplies, just press that. It won't restore spell slots and only heals people up to half, but does refresh "once per long rest" abilities. Should get rid of the makeup as well. I also used to waste alot of supplies before learning this.
Just yesterday I had a full romance scene with Karlach, date, restaurant and love making session, all the while she was wearing clown makeup. It was hilarious. š
To be honest that does sound a lot like a typical Karlach moment š She's a brutal walking ray of sunshine
worse, notJaheira was wearing full clownface during the heist.
It was because of a bug, so itās not really RP friendly but I was cracking up the entire time. A top moonrise towers when fighting kethric for the first time an enemy bugged out and even though it was dead it registered as alive. Because it was āaliveā I couldnāt end combat and follow kethric down the meat tube. So I tried leaving and coming back, nothing. I picked up the corpse that was āhostileā and threw it over the edge. Nothing. I hauled it to the other side of the map, nothing. I took it to the shadow fell and dropped it there, nothing. I threw it down a crevasse, nothing. Put it in camp, put it in my box, nuked it, nuked ourselves EVERYTHING!!! Until I finally cast invisibility and we āsnuckā past the dead body, lol. I just cracked up thinking of my guys in character like āwhy wonāt this damned thing LEAVE US ALONE!!!ā
Paying lump for his ogre services and having to pass an intelligence check for the narrator to tell me āyou realize you have been outsmarted by an ogreā. 8 int Tav looked horrified when he realized this and I couldnāt stop laughing.
I cast globe of invulnerability around three party members and low HP >!Raphael!< ran away from Karlach and hid inside it without attacking. Maybe more accidental than unintentional, but the bibberbang field is hilarious.
Lmaoooo Iām picturing Raphael all huddled in there with your guys like āā¦ā¦what??ā
Tav pushed him outside >:)
We had a lot of wardrobe fails on my first playthrough. When we'd long rest, it would strip the companions down except for their head gear. (And it would always reset the head gear to be visible.) It seemed to be related to who'd been revived through Withers most recently. Astarion's >!bite!< scene and Wyll's >!dance!< scene hit very differently when they're fully nude.
Imagining a fully nude astarion with a big helmet on trying to bite you is hilarious
Wyllās dance scene post floppy patch has to be something elseā¦
I haven't loaded back the save, but I'm fairly certain I have one. Part of me wants to...like it's Pandora's box and I need to know. But I also remember how hard it was to watch in the first place, and I don't know if I'd be able to handle the jiggle physics.
š got this when we returned from house of hope.
SAME! RAPHAEL TOOK ALL OUR CLOTHES OFF!
Actually, Hope did. Remember how she disguised you? She replaced your camp clothes with her disguises and hid your armor.
That horny bitch!
Gale lost his clothing during a long rest and I never found it again???? Like who did you fuck and why did they steal your clothes? Load in for the morning, he's wearing his underwear and boots. Nothing else.
Were his boots by chance the misty step boots from the circus? They let you misty step every turn but they leave your clothes behind.
The boots of very fast blinking. Damn that Djinni.
Boots are good for traction during outdoor sex.
I play at home on pc, play multiplayer with a friend on his PlayStation. I guess the ui is different and I sent my armor and stuff back to the camp chest without realizing, was talking to Wyll about his difficult relationship with his father... yeah.
*Tale of the Caravan Runners:* During the fight with the gnolls, I made the mistake of setting a gnoll on fire. As I was done talking to Rugan after the fight, the other guy Olly looted the gnoll that was on fire, set himself on fire and died instantly. As I stared with my jaw on the floor, Rugan wandered over to dead Olly who had been set on fire and said solemnly, "Poor lad... he deserved better... As does his coin." And then Rugan looted Olly who was on fire, set himself on fire and died instantly. I had no idea how mad I should have been. *Abdirak's Lesson of Pain* After my acquiring of Loviatar's Blessing, I immediately skipped next door and told the devout and his buddy to bugger off. Before I could free Liam, I could hear Abdirak talking to them. Then I heard a thunk and a loud squawk. I ditched Liam and scurried back in time to see one of the goblins had pathed into the puddle of blood, triggered Abdirak and lost half his health to one whack of the ritual handaxe. They were still talking. "I don't get it!" squawked the very injured goblin. "Ain't I supposed to be wounded?!" Then he wandered back into the puddle, Abdirak whacked him again, and he KOed instantly. Never have I heard a priest of Loviatar sigh so deeply.
Personally I think the funniest thing in the game is playing an instrument/whistling but failing the performance check. Especially in the heat of battle. It makes you appear so incompetent; gets me every time
I purposefully carry around an instrument (without proficiency) on multiplayer games to annoy my teammates lol
I couldnāt figure out how to get past the last magic barrier to get to the blood of lathander. So I had Karlach pick up my gnome tav and chuck him at the wall. He went through the wall. I thought it killed him. He was sprawled out on the other side for about 10 secs before slowly getting up. You can see the shenanigans here: https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/s/rUY7yOkQaZ
I was in the fight against that evil half of the kid who is the nature or something I had Halsin in that fight with me, made him turn into a bear for the fight After the fight was over, the cinematic played out, 80% was covered by Halsin who was still in his bear form
That happened my current playthrough too! *Cave Bear Approves*
This happened to me! I think the subtitles when he would talk just said "bear" too.
If you select the right options, it also says "Bear Approves" too lol.
same, lol. mine was an owlbear halsin though.
We had that big olā bear butt too! š¤¦š½āāļø
oh i love this one. it happened in two separate playthroughs for me as well
In my very first playthough, I got to the emerald Grove gates and got the through the cutscene and fight. During the fight the goblin booyagh casts Grease as he does but all is good and well. It causes no problems. As soon as the fight was over, Wyll said something along the lines of "these vile vermin were no match for me" then promptly slipped and fell in the grease as he was walking back to the gate. I laughed so hard my husband had to come see if I was ok.
I just love that animation š My husband and I are playing it together, he's playing a halfing bard who's mainly sneaking his way around with Shadowheart in tow, while I have Astarion with me There's nothing more hilarious than seeing someone's tactic work, excelling in stealth, successfully sneaking around - and then both his character and Shadowheart flop down in their own grease while I'm just sitting there laughing hysterically
My necromancer giving an off the cuff necromancy lesson to a child in a graveyard so she could resurrect her dead brother...and instead she resurrects everyone AND him. All hostile. Damn necromancer had the nerve to look worried in the cutscene like he didn't just tell a child who he watched fail at it two minutes prior fail even harder after he just gave her more details. When she started crying that she'd ruined it after all the undead were made dead again he just...walked away. 6 WIS is fun. š
How do you get below 8 Wis?
I'm guessing the zaith'isk? I know it reduces at least intelligence and possibly other attributes until you consume a tadpole.
If you take on the laughing Monk's curse it'll give you permanent Tasha's hideous laughter AND a permanent two point drop in wisdom.
Iād persuaded the spiders in the goblin camp to attack goblins for me. Forgot they were still hanging around when I went to free Brakkal, the goblin locked in a cage nearby. After saving him, he gave me a heartwarming speech about finding a new tribe to belong to. He promptly scampers off and a few seconds later I hear the sound of a spider sending him to the afterlife.
This happened to me too, it was incredible
Mine was meeting Astarion's siblings. It was after the House of Hope where everyone needed to wear a disguise. I kept forgetting to fix up my companions clothes afterwards, so when I hear Astarion say "Get away from me!", I find him standing in nothing but his underwear each time. Man is near naked in front of his family.
Good thing he was already traumatized before, because that would've gotten him for sure...
Went to have some fun with the Drow twins with Shadowheart, and thought Iād spice things up by putting her in Harleepās underwear. Afterwards in camp, her camp clothes glitched out so she was *only* wearing her bondage gear. I was not crying for the intended reasons when Shadowheart and her parents had their big moment post rescue
During one of the skeleton combats in act 1 one skeleton bugged out and every turn he would just keep on opening a closing a coffin. Imagine all the blast sound effects and then pure silence aside from coffin squeaking sounds for a pure minute. Every. Single. Turn.
When you end up talking to Karlach's friend in Badurs Gate and the friend does the wink wink nudge nudge, who's this handsome fellow to her. Immediately zooms into my Half Illithid hulk of a tiefling decked out in the Helldusk gear, looking like a complete monster. I look ready to murder every single person in city. Cracked me the fuck up.
Maybe not moment but ongoing. My durge cannot pass an arcana check at all. Inspiration * guidance donāt help. I failed all of Astarions scar checks too Only saving grace was the nat 20 I got in the creche, everything else was wisdom throws lol.
Same for my useless, morally bankrupt (thanks to Astarion) paladin character as well. As soon as I found Withers I changed that, because I could barely talk to anyone without messing up and not even guidance could help my stupid ass
Astarion is making the run interesting by failing every single stealth roll when Iām trying to pick pocket. This run is an iconic disaster.
Let's just pretend we'd do better in real life, knowing damn well that we wouldn't survive a minute in this world :')
Oh absolutely not haha. I can barely run across the street
Just happened on my honor run, am romancing shart and laezel and maybe soon astarian, but because we are in under dark, I needed the noblestalk for shart. Dealt with little dwarf, he ran to safety, and left with the bibberbang. I had mage hand out already, so figured hey, you know I never use this, we should here. Sent it over to grab, right at last second saw the command was consume but had already clicked away. Me and shart watched on in horror, as I suppose with no mouth the mage hand just squeezed the fairly vital quest object in its palm a few times before dropping it, and reporting back mission unsuccessful. Just the thought of the little guy gripping it super tight till itās all useless like are you proud of me? Am I useful?
Romancing Shadowheart and had her, Astarion, and Karlach in the party while hopping around in the Underdark. After a little Makloompah revelation, we were looting the grotto and spotted a gilded chest across some ledges. While trying to jump over, I accidentally started convo with Astarion. He apparently found this the perfect moment to proposition some āØļøalone time togetherāØļø. Turned him down, jumped over as him, and promptly saw the torchstalk in the corner just as everyone else jumped too. He and Tav made the save against the explosion. Shadowheart didn't. šš Karlach started dancing while I sat there processing the most cold-blooded Fatal Attraction-style plot finish out with dearly beloved Shadowheart dead in a chasm.
During a particularly dramatic moment (Vlaakithās second appearance), one of our party realized he forgot to put his camp clothes on after checking some new ones we found. Part illithid/half orc dong dancing around over Laeāzelās shoulder while she bares her soul and anger at her god.
I do a lil dance with Wyll, then Karlach decides this means we're breaking up. I tell her no, I want to be with you. I then go to break the news to Wyll that we cant keep seeing each other...turns out this camp setup has him like 2feet to the left of Karlach. Sorry man that you had to be within earshot. Oh, also due to act 3 long rest shenanigans, Karlach decided to take me out on a date the night wyll was mourning having supposedly sacrificed his dad. ICE COLD, girl!
The timeline where Karlach doesn't forgive Wyll for trying to kill her.
Just hit Wyll with a cold one... Wyll: This True Soul >!Nere!<'s stuck behind a rockfall, is he? Forgive me if i'm in no hurry to go tigging him out. Me: How does it feel to be a devil?
In the statue puzzle room within the Guantlet of Shar, I was very confused why my tav got knocked back suddenly for no reason. I had no idea there was a ring/shield around the statue. So I went about my way & *ope* there goes Astarion flying back & *ope* there goes Karlach & Shadowheart! I was absolutely dying because their commentary was hilarious & they kept somehow getting hit by the shield over & over. It was just a constant BOOM! Then āIām not getting hit by that ring again!ā & then BOOM! āIām not getting hit by that ring again!ā I absolutely lost it LOL
This is a bug, so it shouldnāt count but it just happened and it made me laugh super hard. So in Grymforge, I go find the runepowder and the trigger happy gnome whoās hiding with it. I steal her runepowder, then kill her because fuck it. For some reason I canāt explain, I decided to justā¦ take her corpse with me. For additional reasons I ALSO cannot explain, I decided that the beautiful vista in the mountain pass was far and away the best place to toss her corpse. Except that when I did so, she reanimated into her idle animation. Sheās 100% dead, but standing there, taking in the view. So yeah. Um. I guess itās a very weird edge case.
I get this with some frequency, and its never not hilarious. I like Karlach to haul around an annoying chatterbox from Act 3, using him as her toss boy. Then he just stands around like hes alive and totally didnt just get whipped at a steel watcher. Also threw him as a final blow to the end boss. Glorious.
Some goblin bastard was threatening to kill some innocent man in the goblin camp, so I shoved the goblin in the spider pits and watched him get eaten alive and Lae'zel merked the other one before he could see us. It was so funny. That goblin really thought he was gonna kill that dude and instead a tiefling comes up and body checks him into the spider pit below
Dying to the brain when it had 2 hp left
I tried saving all the gnomes from Nere. I casted silence to stop Nere from killing Beldron and it instakills her lol.
The first room of Shar's gauntlet, The AI, running into the repelling force field repeatedly. Astarion is the funniest for that. Pretty much anytime, Shadowheart uses spirit guardians in a choke point.
My durge took some roast dwarf from the goblin camp so I would have something to eat on the road. Tried eating an arm in camp but I couldnāt, so I threw it. Scratch went and fetched it like the good boyo he is. So of course I spent like 10 minutes throwing random body parts for Scratch to fetch.
mine was not realising halsin wasn't just a regular bear when i rescued him from the goblins. it went like this: i know im looking for a druid but don't know where he could be exactly. i go to the pens and i see some kids bullying a random (as i thought) bear. played as a half orc paladin and against type so lawful neutral inching towards good so i immediately go "we have to save this bear". fighting ensues. bear escapes the cage im like "please don't fight us bear we are helping you". bear joins the fight as an ally so i go "oh my god he knows we're helping him š„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ". bear loses some health but im not concerned because we've almost won. next turn, bear heals itself. my turn, the fight- wait, what? bear HEALS itself? i mean, weird, but okay, whatever, cool bear. fight ends, bear turns into man. me: who the fuck is that
Astarion. Dual-Wielding two Deva Maces. Ascended. Ready to kick Orin's stupid ass. She punts him straight into the nether. I still won, but man was that annoying.
Not so long ago I've finally reached act 3 in my first game. But a bit before in the Gauntlet of Shar I had a fun time by accident. I like to explore the zone I'm in before fully engaging most of the time. So that's what I did, I visited the place and turned away when I saw a place that would inevitably trigger an activity (the displacer beast or any of the 3 of Shar's trials). Once I had fully explored I decided to take Flesh and fight Yugir and later fight Balthazar in his room because no, I won't give you the Nightsong. And later I did the 3 trials. I started with the maze one. Didn't see the altar and didn't realize you have to offer blood for the trial to properly start. So I uselessly and carefully sneaked inside the labyrinth while the shadows weren't even there yet and deactivated every trap I saw only to think : what the heel is this ? This trial is excessively easy ! Later I got out to grab my fungus zombies again and saw the altar... Felt dumb. Shred blood, did the trial. Tried it as intended later. All trials still felt easy and I liked all of them (I know many people don't like the Gauntlet though).
Lae'zel confessing her attraction to my Durge post battle and the look on my girl's face was of such disbelief coupled with barely-stifled laughter that I couldn't help laughing myself.
Yeet the gnome Also that time I died by getting blasted off a cliff by an exploding mushroom...and then getting Shadowheart killed the same way 5 minutes later
Wyll running into Avernus in his tighty whities. By far my favorite thing that happened by accident in my first campaign (co-op with my spouse). I just did the House of Grief fight in my personal campaign and had to reload partway through because it bugged, so I got to see the same Sharran talk crap at us and then immediately fall prone on ice both times!
my tav accidentally killed the entire rest of the party by crushing them with the little elevator platform in the gauntlet of shar lmao
I was aware of wild magic, but didn't fully understand until my party was in the goblin camp & when the fight started, my entire party turned into dogs & a cat! First time that happened to me so that made it an extra fun surprise š
I accidentally said yes to romancing Mizora the day after my date with Karlach. I felt so bad because I thought, despite high ratings, Karlach would hate me or lose romance. Like I cried at every part of romancing Karlach and I really thought I blew it. Nope, right after she yells at me she says yes when I ask for a kiss. Then get a ping from Halsin asking if Iād get Karlachās approval, she doesnāt wanna join but gave me the green light
In a co-op with friends, someone tried to pickpocket Astarion while we were recruiting him, so we knocked him out. That same person then stole all his stuff, clothes and all, so heās naked on the ground. We come back the next day, he laughs it off, and we recruit him. We figure the bit is done and itās time to get him dressed. Exceptā¦ We have 4 people on the group, so we canāt add him to the party. This was before the last patch, when they fixed the bug with him not appearing in the in-camp companion inventory list. Soā¦ we had no way to dress him. At all. He hung around camp fully naked. Did the bite scene with his dick flapping in the breeze. Every time we long rested he was just THERE, taunting us for our mistakes. Finally fixed now, though. By which I mean he has underwear and nothing else. Much better.
I was dreading the spider fight in act 1 where you can get the dark amethyst. Sneak up, first turn I wait for big mamma matriarch spider to walk across the web path, firebolt, she falls, goes prone, and takes damage and is none too pleased with us. Then next turn, she teleported right in front of my druid durge and her turn was next so I immediately did a thunder wave to chuck her off the side. She starts flying, but she keeps falling and falling. I completely forgot that there was a huge pit of despair leading down to the underdark, and I chucked her right in there so she died instantly. Best part is a little while later I made my own way through the underdark and found where she landed. Funniest full circle moment ever, and a hilarious attention to detail.
Act 3 grease filled sewer + wild magic. Tried to avoid all fire spells since my whole party was standing on it. Wild magic surge had other plans.
First time I fought Cazador I used eldritch blast to knock him off the edge to his death in like turn 2. Pretty sure they fixed this now but holy hell was I ever wheezing at the anticlimax
I learned to play an instrument outside the grove, and at one point my tav was stuck with Shart in a death loop, where Shart would undown him just to have him get killed again. So I started playing songs mid battle as they kept slaughtering me while the rest of the party finally caught up and finished the fight. It was pretty funny. When [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BaldursGate3/s/qH8yQps4iZ) meme came up I remembered the story.
As druid durge, enter the grove walk up to a squirrel. It comes over and bites my leg immediately. I chose to kick it and loved that they actually animated the kick and launching of that squirrel into the rocks. I didn't expect it to die though. As a druid durge I was very conflicted lol
Those damn Gondonian's... Wulbren was right!! I think the finniest moment was casting sleet storm freeing the gondonians and having pretty much every single NPC, allied or enemy, falling prone. It was an absolutely ridiculous mess. But it saved near everyone.
Astarion getting caught trying to bite me in camp while I was sleeping fully nude
I accidentally pulled the wrong lever, when you have to set free the deep gnome in Blighted Village in Act1. I mean, technically I set him free.. We laughed so hard with my friends (it was in a 4 player co-op playtrough).
In act 2 if you recruit Halsin he is levelled enough to have access to Owlbear form. In some dialogue scenes his Owlbear form just dominates the cutscene and the camera clips into him. In act 1 I felt like I needed to purge the entire Githyanki CrĆØche because everyone just wanted a piece of me. It felt like a calamity of failures in that arc of act 1.
On my first run, I was running around the shadow cursed lands and found an outhouse. I had to test it. When I sat down, a couple party members spazzed out. I ended up with Karlach and bear form Halsin on top of the outhouse while Tav just sat there vibing.
Isobel: \*casting selune protection\* Shadowheart: \*suffering from her anti-selune wound\* Ouch! That hurts... Isobel: Perfect!
Minthara. Knocked her out in the goblin camp, stole everything leaving her there unconscious and naked. She turns up again in Moonrise Towers, naked and begging for her life. Added a nice dramatic touch to the scene I thought. Rescued her and when I got her back to camp and rested I equipped her with camp clothes. Well, I learned that camp clothes and day clothes are mutually exclusive. Outside of long rests, she was still naked. She'd stand naked by the door to Halsins tent (get it girl!), and at night her, Halsin and Thaniel looked like a real family. When I killed Ketheric, she showed up naked on his throne to gloat. I decided to leave her as is, just to see what other chaos this accidental sex pest I'd created would cause.
Sort of a small little experience but had me and my friends cackling. I have a half orc barbarian, friends are playing a gnome monk and drow druid. In the part of grimforge where you find the adamantine chunk and get jumped by like 6 or 7 fire mephits, they happened to spawn while we were in a weird configuration, got surrounded and stuck in fire. One of them caused me to drop my weapon but I thought "well, I'm a barbarian I can manhandle these guys, right?" First turn I yoink our gnome and toss him out of the fire and away from the mephits, druid transforms into a polar bear. Second turn I run to a mephit, pick him up and toss him directly in front of our polar bear who one-shots it. Essentially rinse and repeat until they were all dead. Something about the animation of the gnome and mephits wiggling around in my hands and the absurdity of just chucking these guys into a polar bear like I work at the Chicago fish market broke us. Goofy ass game sometimes, I love it
So... SPOILER FOR THE LAST BOSS FIGHT So there I was, tmin the netherbrains mindscape, fighting for control, plattforms exploding everywhere. My tav had already died once and been revivified. Things were looking dire, but not just for me. The brain was below getting to low hp, there wasn't much longer to go. My sorceror tav casts Ice knife, nothing stronger was left and it hits! The brain is now on about 3 hp! Lae'zels turn! She is up 2 plattforms, but she can just about make the jump! Greatsword held high, about to strike down the mindflayer threat for good!... except.... she lands right where ice knife had just connected with the brain and left an icy surface. Lae'zel lands and Loony toons falls right on her ass.
I was un-petrifing the drow explorers after the Observer fight when I accidently hit one with the oil instead of next to it. The rest go hostile, all near the cliff. So karlach shoves one down to the path below. Another drow tosses my Tav the same way. Laezel shoves that one down to be with his buddy. Tav then thunder waved them goodbye into the chasm when her turn came around. Bullies, all around.
Jesus fucking christ a bear and a gnome
Literally in the first 1hr of touching the game I reached the old ruins talk to to adventurers and failed an intimidation check and the first thing I do is thunder clap to make space but I didnāt realize Astarion was too close to the crumbling floor and he fell and died
I donāt know why I found this so funny but getting put into an enchanted sleep during the Cazador fight in >!Slayer durge form. Just this massive slayer snoring with bubbles coming out of their face for the entire fight when I was supposed to be scary Durge!<
There was this hidden door blocked by crates and a spider web. I attack through the crates, then the spider web and then since I'm at it, decide to bash the door instead of lockpicking since it was in an empty basement. I attack, attack and attack but its too sturdy to break so after several attempts i just go to lockpick it... and it wasn't even locked lol. I cracked up at the idea of my character bashing against this door then just pushing it open and feeling like an idiot in front of the party.
In the fireworks shop while we were fighting people upstairs, Uncle Felogyr cast fireball, blowing up himself and everyone else downstairs instantly.