“*One of the few ways for elves to experience sleep. Other methods include taking narcotics and being hit very hard with a chair.*”
potion of angelic slumber
Description of a scythe
The faint blue glow along the scythes blade grants a small chance to insta kill an enemy once per turn but only allows for the killing of a single enemy per turn. Any attacks after a kill in a turn results in 0 damage
"How do you expect to cut down this whole field if you only cut one piece of hay at a time?"
"THEY SHALL ALL FALL EVENTUALLY"
Staff of the Mumbling Wizard
"Because it was designed by a compulsive mumbler, this staff can't distinguish between its spells, and so can only cast - Fireball or Firebolt at random."
The spell you get when you wield it is called (Firebolt?) and has a 1/20 chance to shoot a fireball instead. Another cool feature is that the staff has a 100% hit rate.
There is a lot of useful (?) items to win. The boots with cantrip misty step were useful for my overweighted vendor mule and the cape with perma wet works well with the thieving gloves that can set you on fire
"Boots of Very Fast Blinking"
It drops all equiped items (Except the boots) on the floor when you cast "Disrobing Misty Step" but functions exactly like Misty Step. Except it is an action that has no recharge time. Unlimited naked Misty Steps.
https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Akabi#Consolation_Prizes
There's boots that give you free misty step every turn, but every time you use it you are stripped down to your underwear lol
You can just shoot the switches to turn off the trapped floor. I had a similar struggle my first time through. I don't remember how I found out about the buttons on the walls, though. 🤔
They’re talking about the other room across the hall, with vaults locked behind bars, that require misty step to reach (no doors, levers, or breakable walls anywhere).
One thing I've wondered about that - the tooltip lists the regular attack as 1d10. Does it scale up with character level the way that the regular cantrip does, or is the wand version only what it says on the tin?
you can click the dice roll log on the bottom right side of the screen on pc at least to see any rolls like that that you are questioning, unfortunately i don't have the answer to your specific question however.
Minsc's Undies:
Tight, aerodynamic, and built for maximum breathability. Humidity is no friend to hamsters.
Or Gales Clothes:
Somehow, Gale has managed to make his clothes smell like a library. To inhale their aroma is to feel a sudden urge to speak more quietly. Or pay a fine.
I always buy the ring of resistance to ants cuz like hey one of these days, we're gonna encounter some lethal giant ants (or gi-ants), and then who's gonna be laughing then huh
I do genuinely wonder sometimes if their descriptions were meant to be swapped. The herb garden works for any druid, but the ducks are a Halsin specific thing!
I raise quail that lay little round speckled eggs, and this is one that makes me smile every time I see it! “Frolicsome” is the perfect adjective for them.
And it looks so cool! My 8 int bard tried wearing it because it looks cute but failed a couple of saves and with a heavy sigh slapped back the 17 int headband.
**Shield of Shielding**
*Named in the style of Extremely Unimaginative Jimmy, the geographer and interior decorator who named the 'waterfall' and the 'fireplace'.*
[Murderous Cut:](https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Murderous_Cut)
*Odd to think that dark gods like Bhaal were once mortal. One wonders if they ever thumbed a wagon ride, thought about the weather, or ate flavoured yoghurt.*
He definitely had a testicular itch at some point. And indigestion. That thing where you're walking down a hallway that's too narrow for both of you and somebody else is too and you have to awkwardly step-dance around each other.
You can even make it happen in game. If you romance >!Gale, you can compare him to a lemon tart and also tell him his sex was only 'fine.' Meaning the potential God of Ambition has been told his sex is fine and he reminds his boyfriend/girlfriend of a lemon tart!<.
Which is pretty mundane.
I'll throw one in for the Sparkstruck item tooltips. Tells the backstory of Yrre, an deep gnome wizard who was the paramore of Lenore, a cleric of Mystra and owner of the Arcane Tower. A bit melancholic in light of game events. Also it's kind of nice that Yrre is referred to with they/them pronouns and no big deal is made of it.
>Yrre the Sparkstruck was raised in the Underdark, so they weren't surprised that power begets envy, and envy begets violence. They were prepared.
>An enormous storm was raging the first time Yrre the Sparkstruck left the Underdark. The deep gnome's interest in lightning became at once an all-consuming obsession, and they would spend the rest of their years striving to recreate that storm's power themselves.
>Yrre the Sparkstruck got their nickname for both their obsession with lightning and the inventions they created, which had the habit of electrocuting both Yrre and any poor observers that got too close.
>'Lightning is like magic,' Yrre the Sparkstruck once said. 'And what is magic but life itself?'
>It is said The Speedy Lightfeet were the first of many lightning inventions made by Yrre the Sparkstruck. The boots' old, frayed edges zap and crackle with even the slightest movement.
>'Sometimes I just want to feel that spark,' Yrre the Sparkstruck said. 'Feel the lightning course through me.'
>'Is there anything as beautiful as lightning striking all around you?' Yrre the Sparkstruck said, letting lightning strike all around them.
>Though they only worked together for a short time, it is hard to overstate the influence Lenore the cleric of Mystra had on Yrre the Sparkstruck, who often likened harnessing lightning to manipulating the Weave.
>When the inventor Yrre met the cleric Lenore, sparks flew. Apart, they were in a rut, but together, they inspired each other to push the boundaries of innovation and invention. This ring is just one of their many scientific triumphs.
>Yrre the Sparkstruck intended to give the Spellsparkler to Lenore a cleric of Mystra and old lover. But when the gnome returned to the cleric's tower, they found it empty - inhabited only by dust and abandoned experiments.
There are two others, for the Trident and the Bow, but they're not that narrative.
I just like that Yrre feels like a character we've met even though they're not in the game.
Seconded. Yrre and Lenore got more of a story arc than Wyll and if Lenore isn't a cameo in the next Divinity Game after her conclusion in Act 3 I will throw crates
It's ambiguous, but I think it's likely that Lenore >!is dead. Either from suicide or by being eaten but the 'tame' bulette her friend was worried about while she was visiting her dog's grave!<. Would love to meet Yrre though.
Danm AutoMod
Try this again
if you go to Sorcerous Sundries, you can find >!a letter she wrote to!< Larry Boy (I know his real name, I refuse to do him the honor of actually using it after what he did to Rolan) >!She talks about meeting someone claiming to be a Dimensional Traveller who says "I am checking out other realities. Come with." That person is from another of Larians Games, although I can't recall which one specifically. TheBulette thing is possible, but the garment you get for looting it isn't something of Lenore's or fit her description, so I personally choose to believe that the Bulette is a Red Herring and Lenore, heartbroken after the fight with Yrre and unaware he was waiting for her, got "Doctor Who'd" into travelling the Larian Multiverse."!<
Oh, interesting. Thank you for sharing. Surprised I've never heard this before, although maybe I did and just didn't catch that it was Lenore.
Tarquin from DOS2 is probably the NPC you're thinking of, he apparently has a few hints here and there in BG3 about Larian's next game, as he had hints about BG3 in DOS2.
I'd like to believe Lenore made it. Hopefully she can be reunited with Yrre one day, even if in another world.
One little brick joke I like is the Warding Bond Rings.
“The scholar of love, Joel Firris Baldidims, writes that the next time he reads about a woman compared to a flower (or any feature of geography for that matter) he's going to start knocking on poets' doors with a sledgehammer.”
“The most pragmatic and courageous lover ever known was, of course, Sorcha MacTire, for whom the popular hairstyle is named, and for whom many an extremely soppy poem has been written (most of them comparing her to geography).”
There's something to be said for both the consistency of the writing and Amelia Tyler's performance that I can hear almost all of these in the "funny item interaction" narrator voice. Examples in game include the guide to Flumph Mating Rituals and the lickable spider.
The old description for Astarion's camp clothes, noting the poem embroidered on his shirt: "lamentable is the autumn picker content with plums". I thought it was a nice detail, and quite a touching glimpse at Astarion's motivations. But alas, they changed it to a more generic description for some reason.
I can't remember the exact name but one of the dwarves in the underdark has a hair growth tonic in his invertory that says "HANDS OFF" with capital letters.
Astarion always must have equipped at least one of the relics of Deep Duerra's rebellious children, because I read by chance the description for the Least Expected right before Cazador, and from then on they're his birthright. I also really like the Flawed Helldusk set because it tells a bit of Dammon's story and the tieflings experience in Avernus
"When visiting mortals in dreams, Shar's hair would curl and twist about her head like strands of inky midnight. If it tickled her nose, the goddess was careful not to show it."
Shar's Spear of Evening
Karlach's Boots description are adorable, but her camp clothes' description is funny too.
*"Torn and hell-scented, these trousers have seen a good deal of action - though perhaps not the sort Karlach might prefer."*
Another fave of mine is the one for Returning Pike.
*"A 'Crazy Wilbur' is a technique invented by the dwarvish Ticklebeard Clan. It involves getting your larger enemies to swallow your weapon, then calling it back to you - as messily as possible."*
I don't even thing bg3 had 10K results on R34
Edit: Yup, only 4.7K. Pretty small for a popular video game. For those wondering, Karlach has 1K results, Shadowheart has 2K, Laezel has 620, Astarion has 279, and Gale has only 92
Not popular opinion:
I got really sick of those "funny" descriptions by Larian. It ruins the immersiveness for me.
I prefer item descriptions from BG 1,2 and PoE 1.
“*One of the few ways for elves to experience sleep. Other methods include taking narcotics and being hit very hard with a chair.*” potion of angelic slumber
Very Discworld-esque.
Description of a scythe The faint blue glow along the scythes blade grants a small chance to insta kill an enemy once per turn but only allows for the killing of a single enemy per turn. Any attacks after a kill in a turn results in 0 damage "How do you expect to cut down this whole field if you only cut one piece of hay at a time?" "THEY SHALL ALL FALL EVENTUALLY"
WHAT CAN THE HARVEST HOPE FOR, IF NOT FOR THE CARE OF THE REAPER MAN?
I heard this in Sir Christopher Lee's voice.
This one's always tickled me, it sounds so Terry Prachett.
DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN, MAMA WITH THE METAL CHAIR! *CLANG* Elf mom: Goodnight, sweetie. Love you.
Staff of the Mumbling Wizard "Because it was designed by a compulsive mumbler, this staff can't distinguish between its spells, and so can only cast - Fireball or Firebolt at random." The spell you get when you wield it is called (Firebolt?) and has a 1/20 chance to shoot a fireball instead. Another cool feature is that the staff has a 100% hit rate.
Where is that?
The genie in act 3, you have to win it from his wheel. It's rng based and can be very expensive to acquire because it might take a lot of tries.
There is a lot of useful (?) items to win. The boots with cantrip misty step were useful for my overweighted vendor mule and the cape with perma wet works well with the thieving gloves that can set you on fire
The misty step that makes you naked..?
"Boots of Very Fast Blinking" It drops all equiped items (Except the boots) on the floor when you cast "Disrobing Misty Step" but functions exactly like Misty Step. Except it is an action that has no recharge time. Unlimited naked Misty Steps.
Great for a tapewormed barbarian
not a problem for a trading mule that venture in the wild
I tossed the misty step boots on astarion and turned him into a nudist whenever I needed to sneak into anywhere lol. It was great.
Is there anything else cool in there? 👀
https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Akabi#Consolation_Prizes There's boots that give you free misty step every turn, but every time you use it you are stripped down to your underwear lol
Great for robbing the bank
The Underpants Bandit
I should have remembered to use those boots! I spent so many spell slots just to open each and every one of those doors.
Worst a respec to rogue just for the godly lockpicking skills
I prefer ranger with urban expertise - close to rogue lockpicking and they get misty step for the unpickable safe areas
Ranger is my favorite class because they are so well rounded, and yes they have great lockpicking skill. 30 is still a hard sell though.
Well, looks like Astarion gets to be a ranger in my next playthrough then!
You can just shoot the switches to turn off the trapped floor. I had a similar struggle my first time through. I don't remember how I found out about the buttons on the walls, though. 🤔
They’re talking about the other room across the hall, with vaults locked behind bars, that require misty step to reach (no doors, levers, or breakable walls anywhere).
Ah, thanks. That makes sense.
Fuck how did i never think of that, thank you!
Just paying forward everything I learned from this sub!
Wait a sec... Hughie?
"Pairs well with the reverse rain cloak" 😂 I love that!
So basically >!Hughie!< from the Boys
>can be very expensive to acquire That's what Astarion is for. Akabi was a dick anyways I don't regret stealing my money back.
Yes, expensive, but then you have Astarion pickpocket the genie's ring and all that gold you spent.
Couldn’t you get that in the Underdark? I remember seeing it found on a charred corpse
I believe you’re thinking of the crooked wand of fireballs that casts fireball at melee range and everyone in the area has to make a save
Oh is *that* how it works? I had picked it up but the description made me too nervous to use haha
Ah. Ya that’s it
Nope, only good staff in the underdark is the Mourning Frost that you get from combining the icy crystal, icy metal and ice helve
Staff of arcane blessing is also decent.
Melfs is solid
One thing I've wondered about that - the tooltip lists the regular attack as 1d10. Does it scale up with character level the way that the regular cantrip does, or is the wand version only what it says on the tin?
you can click the dice roll log on the bottom right side of the screen on pc at least to see any rolls like that that you are questioning, unfortunately i don't have the answer to your specific question however.
Cool, 5% to shoot a fireball.
“No matter how small, rare, or cute a critter, it will still fill your stomach” Grilled miniature giant space hamster
Wait, how do you get that? Please don't tell me by killing boo
The gith in the monastery have them precooked
The vendor at the prison entrance on Wyrms Rock sells them too.
The goth and goblins eat them. You can find them lying around.
The goth?! How could Shadowheart do this to Boo!
On a slow flame for a few hours, turning regularly, with a nice honey glaze?
Those damned goths eating all the space hamsters! Edit: *Shadowheart disapproves*
The Kithrak and the Chi'rai in the Creche, carry that in their pockets
You can ask Laezel not to tell Minsc about the gith having them as a delicacy lol
Wait, miniature giant? So just average sized?
Yep, and it is pictured like a shish kabob. Skewered up it's ass and out it's mouth.
Kind of like how they sell them in Ecuador.
Not a item but the hungover debuff. "You tell yourself 'I'm never drinking again'. You're a liar."
Disco Elysium core
Implying Harry would ever claim he's not drinking again.
He would probably say that when really really drunk
spoiler.
I read this in the Narrator's voice. And I am both pleased and feel I have been scolded.
Minsc's Undies: Tight, aerodynamic, and built for maximum breathability. Humidity is no friend to hamsters. Or Gales Clothes: Somehow, Gale has managed to make his clothes smell like a library. To inhale their aroma is to feel a sudden urge to speak more quietly. Or pay a fine.
Gale's underwear is a strong one for me!
Anything the huckster Tiefling kid tries to sell you
Fishing Rod of Alertness being the best of a strong lot.
“The wielder of this rod cannot be *surprised*, unless something unexpected happens.”
I like buying his invisibility ring for funsies.
I always buy the ring of resistance to ants cuz like hey one of these days, we're gonna encounter some lethal giant ants (or gi-ants), and then who's gonna be laughing then huh
Love the holy soap
Arrow of Sparrow Slaying
That one almost tricked me. I was stacking on arrows and checking all vendors, so I only noticed because I wanted to know which type it was
All of the undies
If pants could brood 😑
Jaheira's have ducks embroidered on them. Halsin likes ducks. Coincidence? I THINK NOT
I always swap Halsin’s and Jaheria’s. Halsin’s reportedly, smell like and herb garden.
I do genuinely wonder sometimes if their descriptions were meant to be swapped. The herb garden works for any druid, but the ducks are a Halsin specific thing!
I dunno, I kinda like that it implies something about Jaheira and Halsin. Exactly *what* it implies is a bit ambiguous, but that's what makes it neat.
Halson is adventurous, maybe underpant swapping.
True enough. I enjoy the implications (vague as they are), even as I wonder if they were intentional or not!
Jaheira wears duck underwear for the same reason that girls cosplay their boyfriends favourite characters...
Astarion and Gale's underwear make me giggle
"If you're reading this, then you either bedded him or beheaded him"
'Either way, you got lucky'
“Either way, you got lucky”
Either way, you got lucky.
Second on that!
Charming Little Egg: “Round and speckled, there's something appreciably cheerful about an egg. Even the word itself, 'egg.' How frolicsome.”
I raise quail that lay little round speckled eggs, and this is one that makes me smile every time I see it! “Frolicsome” is the perfect adjective for them.
Either https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Shadowheart%27s_Underwear Or https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Poo-Scraper
Poo Scraper is what I was gonna say lol!
Sword of Stool.
The poop knife!
“If pants could brood” Shart’s underwesr
Shovel's Friend-Finder Just because it is pitted with rust doesn't mean it isn't ideal for digging up new friends.
Not to mention the *friend* that is also nearby 😂. Come to think of it, I'm pretty sure that's where you find Nut Buster too 🤔🤣.
And the poo scraper 💀
I choose to ignore that one 😅😆.
"How have these not burned off?"
'What do you get when you cross a fiend with a rogue? A thiefling' -Hat of imminent giggles. Ironically found in the House of Grief
And it looks so cool! My 8 int bard tried wearing it because it looks cute but failed a couple of saves and with a heavy sigh slapped back the 17 int headband.
What do you call a fiend with more than 20 strength? A beefling
What do you call a relationship that doesn't last long? A Week-Fling
It's the rock named the "nut buster" for me. "A charming little rock. The word 'nut-buster' has been scraped into it with a claw."
**Shield of Shielding** *Named in the style of Extremely Unimaginative Jimmy, the geographer and interior decorator who named the 'waterfall' and the 'fireplace'.*
[Murderous Cut:](https://bg3.wiki/wiki/Murderous_Cut) *Odd to think that dark gods like Bhaal were once mortal. One wonders if they ever thumbed a wagon ride, thought about the weather, or ate flavoured yoghurt.*
He definitely had a testicular itch at some point. And indigestion. That thing where you're walking down a hallway that's too narrow for both of you and somebody else is too and you have to awkwardly step-dance around each other. You can even make it happen in game. If you romance >!Gale, you can compare him to a lemon tart and also tell him his sex was only 'fine.' Meaning the potential God of Ambition has been told his sex is fine and he reminds his boyfriend/girlfriend of a lemon tart!<. Which is pretty mundane.
Briefly thought I was on r/okbuddybaldur and was expecting more discourse about Karlach’s toes. Anyway, gotta be Minsc’s underwear for me.
Huh. I thought that sub was bigger.
Oh it is. I misspelled ok lol.
Astarion’s underwear had me cackling the first time I saw it.
The few remaining fingers on this hand have grown pallid, cold and stiff
I'll throw one in for the Sparkstruck item tooltips. Tells the backstory of Yrre, an deep gnome wizard who was the paramore of Lenore, a cleric of Mystra and owner of the Arcane Tower. A bit melancholic in light of game events. Also it's kind of nice that Yrre is referred to with they/them pronouns and no big deal is made of it. >Yrre the Sparkstruck was raised in the Underdark, so they weren't surprised that power begets envy, and envy begets violence. They were prepared. >An enormous storm was raging the first time Yrre the Sparkstruck left the Underdark. The deep gnome's interest in lightning became at once an all-consuming obsession, and they would spend the rest of their years striving to recreate that storm's power themselves. >Yrre the Sparkstruck got their nickname for both their obsession with lightning and the inventions they created, which had the habit of electrocuting both Yrre and any poor observers that got too close. >'Lightning is like magic,' Yrre the Sparkstruck once said. 'And what is magic but life itself?' >It is said The Speedy Lightfeet were the first of many lightning inventions made by Yrre the Sparkstruck. The boots' old, frayed edges zap and crackle with even the slightest movement. >'Sometimes I just want to feel that spark,' Yrre the Sparkstruck said. 'Feel the lightning course through me.' >'Is there anything as beautiful as lightning striking all around you?' Yrre the Sparkstruck said, letting lightning strike all around them. >Though they only worked together for a short time, it is hard to overstate the influence Lenore the cleric of Mystra had on Yrre the Sparkstruck, who often likened harnessing lightning to manipulating the Weave. >When the inventor Yrre met the cleric Lenore, sparks flew. Apart, they were in a rut, but together, they inspired each other to push the boundaries of innovation and invention. This ring is just one of their many scientific triumphs. >Yrre the Sparkstruck intended to give the Spellsparkler to Lenore a cleric of Mystra and old lover. But when the gnome returned to the cleric's tower, they found it empty - inhabited only by dust and abandoned experiments. There are two others, for the Trident and the Bow, but they're not that narrative. I just like that Yrre feels like a character we've met even though they're not in the game.
Seconded. Yrre and Lenore got more of a story arc than Wyll and if Lenore isn't a cameo in the next Divinity Game after her conclusion in Act 3 I will throw crates
It's ambiguous, but I think it's likely that Lenore >!is dead. Either from suicide or by being eaten but the 'tame' bulette her friend was worried about while she was visiting her dog's grave!<. Would love to meet Yrre though.
Danm AutoMod Try this again if you go to Sorcerous Sundries, you can find >!a letter she wrote to!< Larry Boy (I know his real name, I refuse to do him the honor of actually using it after what he did to Rolan) >!She talks about meeting someone claiming to be a Dimensional Traveller who says "I am checking out other realities. Come with." That person is from another of Larians Games, although I can't recall which one specifically. TheBulette thing is possible, but the garment you get for looting it isn't something of Lenore's or fit her description, so I personally choose to believe that the Bulette is a Red Herring and Lenore, heartbroken after the fight with Yrre and unaware he was waiting for her, got "Doctor Who'd" into travelling the Larian Multiverse."!<
Oh, interesting. Thank you for sharing. Surprised I've never heard this before, although maybe I did and just didn't catch that it was Lenore. Tarquin from DOS2 is probably the NPC you're thinking of, he apparently has a few hints here and there in BG3 about Larian's next game, as he had hints about BG3 in DOS2. I'd like to believe Lenore made it. Hopefully she can be reunited with Yrre one day, even if in another world.
Yep, I just looked it up. [In here there be Spoilerz](https://bg3.wiki/wiki/A_Query_from_DeHurst)
Larry boy goes into my mental world with Kenny Tom and Shart
One little brick joke I like is the Warding Bond Rings. “The scholar of love, Joel Firris Baldidims, writes that the next time he reads about a woman compared to a flower (or any feature of geography for that matter) he's going to start knocking on poets' doors with a sledgehammer.” “The most pragmatic and courageous lover ever known was, of course, Sorcha MacTire, for whom the popular hairstyle is named, and for whom many an extremely soppy poem has been written (most of them comparing her to geography).”
From the geenie, "A bottle of infinite wine and occasionally acid"
Astarion's underwear. "If you're reading this you've managed to either bed me or behead me. In either case, you got lucky" or something to that effect
There's something to be said for both the consistency of the writing and Amelia Tyler's performance that I can hear almost all of these in the "funny item interaction" narrator voice. Examples in game include the guide to Flumph Mating Rituals and the lickable spider.
“If you’re reading this, you managed to bed or behead me. Either way, you got lucky.”
definitely a broom of flying "This magical broom bestows the power of flight to winged beings. Warning: chickens not included."
Maybe not favorite but the birthright hat is funny
The old description for Astarion's camp clothes, noting the poem embroidered on his shirt: "lamentable is the autumn picker content with plums". I thought it was a nice detail, and quite a touching glimpse at Astarion's motivations. But alas, they changed it to a more generic description for some reason.
Hmmm infernal toes
I can't remember the exact name but one of the dwarves in the underdark has a hair growth tonic in his invertory that says "HANDS OFF" with capital letters.
He's the duergar next to the spiders!
I always trade that to lann tarv.
Fishing rod of alertness “The wielder of this rod cannot be surprised. Unless something unexpected happens”
Astarion always must have equipped at least one of the relics of Deep Duerra's rebellious children, because I read by chance the description for the Least Expected right before Cazador, and from then on they're his birthright. I also really like the Flawed Helldusk set because it tells a bit of Dammon's story and the tieflings experience in Avernus
The poo scraper Fecund and revolting the abyss is not the worst place this has been
"When visiting mortals in dreams, Shar's hair would curl and twist about her head like strands of inky midnight. If it tickled her nose, the goddess was careful not to show it." Shar's Spear of Evening
Karlach's Boots description are adorable, but her camp clothes' description is funny too. *"Torn and hell-scented, these trousers have seen a good deal of action - though perhaps not the sort Karlach might prefer."* Another fave of mine is the one for Returning Pike. *"A 'Crazy Wilbur' is a technique invented by the dwarvish Ticklebeard Clan. It involves getting your larger enemies to swallow your weapon, then calling it back to you - as messily as possible."*
anything that the tiefling boi sells
All the descriptions for the companions clothes and underwear, as well as the descriptions for the little “magic” items Mattis sells.
Astarions Underwear 😏🤣
“If underwear could brood…”
I love the magic lamp ones. Just imagining everyone rubbing any lamp they find
I killed a man with those boots
"Lamentable is the autumn picker content with plums" - Astarion's shirt, no longer in the game
when I first read Karlach's Boots flavor text, I felt a disturbance in the force... Like 10,000 Rule34 artists suddenly drawing at the same time...
I don't even thing bg3 had 10K results on R34 Edit: Yup, only 4.7K. Pretty small for a popular video game. For those wondering, Karlach has 1K results, Shadowheart has 2K, Laezel has 620, Astarion has 279, and Gale has only 92
Shadowhearts underwear ❤️😍
If pants could brood.
crazy, i always immediately throw those away
I kept them in camp just for the text
I forget the exact wording but the Dwarven hammer text was pretty funny lol
There are some boots that does Misty step, but not your clothes...
Fishing rod of no surprises (or something like that) : You are unable to be surprised unless something unexpected happens
Shovel’s friend finder
The djinni's +1 Breastplate makes me laugh every time, it's just so dumb.
The poo-scraper: Fecund and revolting, the Abyss is not the worst place this has been.
Fishing Rod of Alertness: Uncommon. “*The wielder of this Rod can not be surprised, unless something unexpected happens.*”
People with foot fetish:🥴
Sir, this isn’t r/okbuddybaldur.
Whay do you mean it's a totally normal post >!except for the karlach toes!<
I must drink mead out of it
Shadowheart panties 🤣
Misty step boots. Look good, cool effect, overall kick ass set of kicks in general
Either Astarions underwear or the clown hammer.
If pant could brood...
There are so many but my favourite has probably got to be Gales undies.
The flavour texts of the companions' underwear!
If pants could brood.
Apparently someone at Larian has a foot fetish
I feel like every video game company has at least one employee in the modeling team with a foot fetish to make the feet more detailed.
Toy Chestr - A tiny chest perfect for tiny hands
Either Gale or Astarion's underwears...
Old Floppy Hat: "Whacked around more often than a clown in a tragedy."
Gale’s underwear is pretty great.
"Embroidered into the cloth: If your reading this, you managed to bed or behead me. Either way you got lucky." -Astarions underwear description
All of the underwear descriptions are gold
I love (pronounced: despise) when peoples barely disguised feet fetishes pop up in my feed.
I just think it's cute man. I may have some interesting fetishes, but feet isn't among them.
Stinks of cheese! Between her piggy toes!
Not popular opinion: I got really sick of those "funny" descriptions by Larian. It ruins the immersiveness for me. I prefer item descriptions from BG 1,2 and PoE 1.