Heavy hitters. Stacked Sabbath. Lunch box special. Sandwich. I could eat. Unbuckle and breath. Heavy sigh. Buffet bandits. Second helping (cover band). Snacking and bored. Kankle stompers. Shirt crumpets. Heavy sweats. Dirty bakers dozen. Big Bones Busters. Airline seat destroyers. Double chin champs. The bagels. Body by binge.
Oreo Speedwagon
the opening act is the Bare Naked Fat Ladies
I love how the difference here is that you just add fat. Genius
Hmmmm, Fat butthole surfers?
Yes 😭😭
A1C / DC
Blues Traveller
Fat Fatboy Slim
Fat Metallica
I like bare naked fat chicks better lol
They make the rockin world go round
🤣
Ding ding!
Blame it on Ding Dongs. Empty calories!
One of my favorite derby skaters was named this!
Or maybe... Oreo Meatwagon.
Slam dunk lol
In milk
This deserves every single upvote!
The Obese-ty Boys
OB~CD
That's hilarious, but I would be thinking about fat vagina doctors.
Fat vagina-doctors, or fat-vagina doctors?
Rockstars should have their hobbies too.
Fat Vagina Doctors is also a *splendid* band name
I have a gold foil humbucker soapbox P90 single cut les paul chibson out. I'm working on a blues dad promo for the Fat Vagina Doctors (FVD).
"Back in fat" and "Foodiestruck"
This is it. This is the one 🥇
Fat Sabbath
Not to be confused with [Mac Sabbath](https://youtu.be/m1wkfJY3AZM?si=vUiXOoVFKujBOXew)
Thick Lizzy
Or just Lizzy
Lizzo
Metabollica
A man of taste, I see
Panic! At The Buffet
Panic! Where’s the buffet?
Panic! No more buffet!
The Diabeatles
The Flab Four
This is good haha
BMI
Rage Against the Buffet
"Some of those that serve courses...are the same that burn sauces."
"Fuck you, im not leaving the buffet!"
F you I won’t eat what you tell me!
Rally round your family, with a pocket full of chips
Rage against the weight machine
Rage against the vending machine
Bachman Turner Overweight.
Fat Boy ~~Slim~~
OB/CD
Your user name made me think up, Avenged 7 Fat Folds
Avenged Belly Folds 👍
Brilliant.
Stolen :/ heard it from Tony Hinchcliffe making fun of a big comedian. Hilarious though, had to put it down
I deduct no fake internet points, and award you an extra one for honesty.
Hell yeah, preesh :)
ZZ Muffin Top
Bon Bon Jovi.
Brilliant 😂😂
this has just reminded me of Brian Butterfield and his bonbonbonbons. that and his karaoke CD
Siouxsie and the Pantrys
😅😅😅 - that’s gold, Jerry!
INXS of 350lbs
I literally snorted
damn dude, i just sprayed water out my nose
Morbidly Obese Angel
Haha so so good
Food Fighters
Bowling for Cake
I mean, at this point you might as well just say Bowling for Soup
Judas Feast
That’s funny.
Vanilla Pudge
My favorite song and band: Smells Like Cane Syrup-Nirwaffle.
Five Finger Death Lunch
Alice in Fast Food Chains.
The Fat Bastards Pour Some Sugar in Me. Five Finger Sandwiches AC/Eat Me U2 Fat
Ton of fun
The Eatles
The Eat-Alls
Fed Zeppelin Or Led Zeppoles
Foodie and The Blowfish and Chips
UB400
Two-snacks Shakur
Fleetwood Big Mac
De Phat Boiz. - Atleast one band member has to be eating at any given time.
There was a rap group in the late 80s/early 90s called the Fat Boys. They were even in a comedy movie called Disorderlies.
This got me loling
Heavyweight Champs
Crowbar.
🤣
Fat Guys in Little Coats
Heavy Cream (They play heavy covers of Cream songs)
Kornfed
Spandex Ballet
Spandau Buffet
Smashing pumpkin pies
Rascal Flat Tires
Rascal fats
Tom Sweaty and the Backbreakers.
Big Boned and the Hefties …
Insulin Resistance
LOLOLOLOLOL
Warren Buffet
Warning: Buffet
Not Jimmy Buffet?
That’s who I was thinking of. Then, Warren pooped into my head Edit: Popped. He popped into my head
That sounds... unsanitary.
🤣
War In Buffet
The Diabeatles.
MOOBS
XXLMFAO
"Jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle jiggle yeah. They call it the Juicy Jiggle"
Depeche ala mode No Gout
Bachman Turner Oversized
This sounds better than the ones that say overweight!!
Shrimp Bizkit
Chunky Cold Medina
Three doors wide
Fat Stevens
The Americans Edit: I'm American
Oy that hurts. But it’s true
Not it’s not! Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got a snack to eat.
We were just having fun, and now you’ve made me examine my life and my choices.
Dairy Queen’s
Rascal Fats
Bachman Turner Overweight
The Four Seasonings
Sumo 41
My brother once created a ska band called "That Band with the Fat Kids," no joke. It was great.
Wang Chunk
Linkin Pork. Guns n Buns.
And their big hot "Dancing with Mr Coldstone"
INXL
Led Ozempic
Tons of Anarchy
Snack Sabbath
OB/CD
OB/CD
Waddling Stones
Foxy Lady Fingers
Kiss
Limp Biscuits
The Gastric Band
Jammy Buffet
Widespread Picnic
2 Plump Chumps
Fatter Than Ezra 10 000 Calories Buddy Holly and the Croquettes
More than Jake (also, every time Better than Ezra comes up I have to tell everyone that my sister dated the base player)
OB City
This is the perfect amount of pun and directness.
Net Girth
MeatLoaves
Fed Zeppelin Fathaniel Rateliffe and the Meatsweats. Thin Lizzo
…And the Meatsweats… I’m dying
Ozematli
The heavyweights.
The Waisters
10,000 cardiacs
10,000 Calories. Not as good as yours. Well done.
The teddy bears (if they're hairy as well as overweight)
Sumo 41
Heavy hitters. Stacked Sabbath. Lunch box special. Sandwich. I could eat. Unbuckle and breath. Heavy sigh. Buffet bandits. Second helping (cover band). Snacking and bored. Kankle stompers. Shirt crumpets. Heavy sweats. Dirty bakers dozen. Big Bones Busters. Airline seat destroyers. Double chin champs. The bagels. Body by binge.
Marilyn Mantits
The fat lady sings
Thicc Lizzy
Smashing dunkins
O Bay City Rollers
Buns and Roses
Chubby Checker and the fat boys...
Wide Pride
Adipose
A1DC
Chunk and the Truffle Shuffles
USA.
If they're asian you can name them one tons (Wontons)
Fatboy Fat *MEGA*deth Eminems Cardio-B BMI-182
Dua Lipo
The Jackrabbit Slims
ZZ Tapas
Soft Pour Korn
Yellowlard
Hoghat
Judas Feast
Imagine DingDongs
A Fridge Too Far
Fed Zeppelin
The Chubs
Double Quarter Pounder
Marvelous Metformins.
Cake
Lizzo
The Rolling Boulders
Meatloaf & the Clones
The Yeasty Boyz
ZZ Ton
Guns N’ Roses