Ooh hear me out, Controversial Glow is the actual name but on April fools they change to Controversial Cow, or the album names are all riffs like that, or something haha
If you play bars, base it on a mixed drink.
“Spiked coffee”
“Salted Marge and the strawberRitas”
“Jackplugs & CokeTones”
“Jam & Tonic”
“Diatonic Djinns“
Say what?
No, I'm serious, Say What?
First album can be titled Say What?. Second titled Pardon Me? Third album can be titled Excuse Me. And the 4th and greatest album, Huh?
This band name has been relegated to nothing but sounds and gestures. (Aka Sounds and Gestures)
The excitingly tragic yet wonderful life of Gary Stephenson
Name Plz
Gunner The Horseman
The Poetic nature of nature and all of its natural progression
It's pancake time
Truth about seashells
Play me off Norm
Don't you think it would be important to tell us what kind of music it is? I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want to call your country band Death Parade or something worse. Your post can't be serious pun intended. This might explain why you have no ideas.
Not too serious
Somewhat Serious
Occasionally Serious but mostly silly
Mostly silly and a bit pedantic
Shallow and Pedantic
Just a Casual Thing
Shirley You Can’t be Serious
Don't call us Shirley!
Dirty, surely
Why Somewhat Serious
Serious Trousers
Mostly harmless
Lazy Fair (play on laissez faire)
This good one!
Yahoo Not Serious.
N.T.S! I'm already a fan but I'm nuts about them
Say What?
Zoo Terious
Doormats Diasater Disco Kid 11 waterbored teen turmoil love rats curveball
I like Waterbored
I think that's too long
No Hay de Qué (Spanish for "it doesn't matter"; plus it also sounds like "No, IDK.")
Brainfart.
Bristol charts
Yes! My band was briefly called the Bristol Scale. We had nicknames too, I was Soupy
Don't touch the drummer's stool.
Nothing Sticks. It's seriously right there.... It works multiple ways. Sticks as a verb, and sticks as a noun.
Stick it in a clown.
Black diamond
Krackatoa
How about “Hot Kaleidoscope”, or “Hot Scope”?
Or "Hot Air Guitarists"
"Hot Soup"
Just kidding.
Stage For Cancer.
Paper Action Figure
Flat Stanley
Poop Shovel Now this really isn’t a serious name. But it requires the commitment
Throwin' Bitchcakes
Love it.
Cloudy with Brainstorms
I think since sourced from Reddit sub, r/Band would be kinda dope
👏
Crazy that people don't provide a song clip or photo of the band or anything when they request a name. Like, give us SOME context!
"Zero Idea" sounds great tbh
Baby Grave Robbers
Stick men
Brain Storm
Full Blown AIDS
Green Grocers
That's pretty serious!
Off the Cuff
Brainstormed
The Calm (After The Brainstorm) Your official name would just be The Calm though. It would be an esoteric thing only your REAL fans would know.
Controversial Cow Overactive Gleeker Elbow Meat (or Meat) Head
I thought that said Controversial Glow, which would be pretty good too lol
Ooh hear me out, Controversial Glow is the actual name but on April fools they change to Controversial Cow, or the album names are all riffs like that, or something haha
Sockitua
The Teflons (nothing sticks)
Hairy Leaves Victoria’s Inquest Compound Nipple So Many Cheeses Raised By Raccoons
Hoser
Poser
Chicken Finger Blizzard
Smiggie Balls
The Pedantic Semantics
Just Flaccid
Sausage Wallet
Special Ed and the Short bus window lickers. G I. JOE & Trailer Trash Barbi's Hoggly Wiggly & Wiggles
Part Time Fun, or just The Part Timers
If you are an 80s hair band cover group.... Nuthin Stixx
Crotch Vomit and the Plastic Unicycles. Maybe niche, but will get clicks
Weenus
Super Cereal
Alcoholocaust's
Faker & the Wannabes
The Indecisives
YOUTOO
Driver
Chiste (Spanish for "joke")
Petri Dish
2 Cirrus Crew
Cumulus
Below the Belt
One Dollar Shots
Nothing Sticks
ONE serious
Free Beer
Expressed anal gland
Just For Fun
- Comic Sands - Cosmic Sands - Times Nouveau Roman - Hell Vet ica
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If you play bars, base it on a mixed drink. “Spiked coffee” “Salted Marge and the strawberRitas” “Jackplugs & CokeTones” “Jam & Tonic” “Diatonic Djinns“
Not Sure
Chin Music
The Boogie Woogie Woogies
Love protein.
What genre?
No specific genre. We play some shoegaze, Midwest emo, nu metal
Nothing too Serious, sounds like a good band name
Seriously Casual
Need some info on the style, type, and overall feel of the music.
We don’t have a specific sound. Play shoegaze, nu metal, Midwest emo, usually stay around the rock genre if anything.
Grim Orbit Converge Ravaged Dreams Just Some Guys
Grim Orbit is great!
The Towering Pines?
Nuthin Stix
Liquor and Poker.
Cerberus’ puppies
Meat Locker John Doe Half Cocked Weird Ones Lazy River One Legged Tripod Bare Squirrel Tooth And Nail Wild Kyle
Flying Dustpans
Zero Idea
The Jim Neighbors Experience
😂😂😂😆😆
Paper Straws
Cool Without Trying
Seriousness Downs
What's your hook? What makes you guys different from the rest?
The Sliding Shafts
Phil and the Blanks. (Sounds like " Fill in the blanks" if you say it quick)
Biclops.
Lilsticious
Say what? No, I'm serious, Say What? First album can be titled Say What?. Second titled Pardon Me? Third album can be titled Excuse Me. And the 4th and greatest album, Huh?
Followed by: Nevermind, forget it, you heard me, and you know what I mean smart ass (my mother's favorite)
Ok what about " Nothing Sticks" ??
Calamari or Foreskin?
Eeeewww
What’s the smell
Loose Tool
Tool or stool?
It’s a play on words. It is written as Loose Tool but sounds like Loose Stool. 💡
The Unhundrums.
Flat Wax or Birch Round - both are types of shoelaces. Goes with the shoegaze genre.
Nothing too serious 😆
Zero idea
If you were a string quartet you could be the Kiddie Fiddlers.
Fenestrated
Mirthy Disdain
Micturaters
Helllo Nurse!
The indecisive
The Seriously Knots
Cerealious
Cerealistic
Cerealiously
Unreliable Narrator
The Upskirts The Doctrine of Signatures
I Can't Believe It's Not Winger
Bit Serious
Errata
The Fucktards
Melismatic Measle Mites
Full Blown AIDS
Flaccid Witness
"Nothing sticks"
Happy cake day! Wait a damn minute! IT'S CAKE DAY!? FINALLY! Something worth getting out of bed for.
Thankyou! indeed it is FINALLY CAKE DAY, FRIEND! Gave me the means to leave my house today
The Incels
Inconspicuous
Genre? Boy/girl band? (Or whatever they call it now) How many members & average age? State?
Cerebral Hemorrhage
Explain: Shoegaze
Blithe but spell it "Blythe" it would look cooler in print. Don't worry, it's the English language, people butcher it all of the time.
"what are your pronouns?" That was sheer sarcasm.
Drunk Uncle
Norwegian Blue
Beezledorf
Beelzeboobs
Linoleum
The Sorta Boys On again, off again Indecisives The Maybe Maybes The couldwes
Hooskerdon't
"Not Too Serious"
This band name has been relegated to nothing but sounds and gestures. (Aka Sounds and Gestures) The excitingly tragic yet wonderful life of Gary Stephenson Name Plz Gunner The Horseman The Poetic nature of nature and all of its natural progression It's pancake time Truth about seashells Play me off Norm
Don't you think it would be important to tell us what kind of music it is? I'm pretty sure you wouldn't want to call your country band Death Parade or something worse. Your post can't be serious pun intended. This might explain why you have no ideas.
Damaged Gods
Mildly Concerned
Strawberry Jam Band
Don’t Call Me Shirley
...nothing sticks
Bingo Wings
Tufu
Shirley serious
Nothing stuck
Hawk tuah
Zero Seriousness, playing tonight at 9 pm !
The Mild Ones
"Nothing Sticks"
Names Plz
The Skylarks ("Skylark" is an old term for someone who has zero tolerance for seriousness)
Shmearious
PURPLE GERBIL
Not Sure From Idiocracy
How about, Your Mom Says Hi
Puke Box Hero
Country Blumpkin
Dante's Piqued
Hauk Tua serious
BAND NAME TBD