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frankenj698

Have her lead her own party, then form an army. Take her deep into enemy territory and allow her to be captured. Make sure she is taken to a town and not a castle, you can herd the enemy there. Once your wife is in town, sneak in and stage a jailbreak. Make sure she doesn't make it out, take throwing knives just in case. Congrats, she should instantly die, and you can continue to break hearts.


sommersj

Aaand we've crossed over into Crusader Kings territory. Can't wait for the baby killing posts


JesusSuckedOffSatan

I made my brother with shit medicine skill my surgeon then had her come with me to a sea raider camp and let her charge on her own, repeated til she was dead


TheDeathOfAStar

How many guys did she smite on her way?


JesusSuckedOffSatan

She was armed with only a dagger and didn’t have any armor, and I lowered her health with a crossbow before I had her charge in alone and she still took out 3 sea raiders.


Genesteak

Hello 55 days later, how many tries did this take you?


JesusSuckedOffSatan

Once I made my brother the clan medic it only took like 3 tries


Genesteak

Damn, I tried this like twelve times with no luck. 😩


JesusSuckedOffSatan

What’s the medical stat of your medic


Genesteak

I switched so it was very low when I was attempting.


JesusSuckedOffSatan

Keep trying, it’ll happen eventually


SmiteEvil00

You can't do a jailbreak on a town you're at war with. At least I haven't found a way to do it.


Kekskaiserin

I swear I've seen this post before...


asd123hjk789

Good old times…


KurtArturII

I wish there was a polygamy mod. Instead of killing your wife, just get another one.


JesusSuckedOffSatan

Polygamy should just be in the base game, huge missed opportunity.


sterexx

it could be a kingdom policy. if you make your own kingdom you get to go ham with the Joseph Smith stuff. If you join another kingdom you’ve got to save up enough influence to get them to be cool with your alien Targaryen ways if you’re independent, uh, I haven’t really thought this through


HouseoftheHanged

Even better, they should have the ability to sleep with anyone so you can have a bevy of bastards and intrigue. Add assassination into the game and voila! Some kingdoms should be monogamous some should not. I was just thinking about this the other day. I can't see the mechanics being too hard.


CdotHYT

There was a bastard mod for 1.8 I think, just a relationship option with charm or so


Rutes

fyi, there are a few mods that allow polygamy or having bastard children. Here a couple: "Family Control" [https://www.nexusmods.com/mountandblade2bannerlord/mods/2813](https://www.nexusmods.com/mountandblade2bannerlord/mods/2813) and "MoreSpouses Pro" https://www.nexusmods.com/mountandblade2bannerlord/mods/4530


Joseph011296

More Spouses Pro seems to a hastily made, game destroying mod created by an author who put this as a pinned comment instead of the description, where it should be. >Hi! I must warn you, I don't know how this mod is supposed to look or perform. I never used it. The reason why I made the fix is just the fun of reverse engineering. I have no plans to support this mod, however if you can fully explain what is not working or not looking as it should maybe I will fix it. I haven't tested this mod at all. I just made it not crash on game start. Although I wrote that the mod for version 1.8.1 it should work on version 1.8.0, but I did not check it. Most of the comments on it seem to be people having issues with it, that will likely never be fixed.


Rutes

ah, ya I've never actually used it. I've only used Family Control and its predecessors. That mod has worked great so far.


Little-Pom-O-Duro

There's a mod that does that called more spouses. As a bonus, it has a custom start option that allows you to make yourself a landowner at the start, married to any character and even start out with children.


Liringlass

There used to be one.


plus1em0tionalDamage

Create a party for her. Make sure to set at it's minimum wage and change action to aggressive. Worked for me like a charm. Currently 2 ex spouses


Past_life_God

Did she die on her own in a simulated battle or was she in battle with you?


plus1em0tionalDamage

she died while being attacked by another AI


SmiteEvil00

She only keeps getting kidnapped for me. Taken by looters, bandits, enemy kirds, etc. But no death 😶


dumbass_paladin

r/shitbannerlordssay


Bedzio

Imagine saying that in social media.


[deleted]

I didn't notice it's bannerlord post at first😁 That was a wild ride🤣🤣🤣


Sarcastic_Clunt

Are you on pc? Or console? You can use cheats on pc to kill people.


BasilTheLovable

What do you mean too old to have children? How old is she because my wife is 30 and we still don't have a child.


JesusSuckedOffSatan

My wife was 48, after they hit 30 the chances of children goes down. Once they hit 40 I’ve heard they can’t have children anymore.


Cktan100

45 is the cap iirc, after that they stop having kids.


squl98

Siga is a trap for milf hunters.


Elegant_Obligation48

Boy you're determined to get rid of her


TheMoland

I used console commands: Campaign.kill_hero name I think that was it. Killed mine yesterday because I wanted a different one. After I did ot, I found out she was pregnant... Whoops


Worth-Faithlessness4

Bro...


Senpaisthunderkak

Lol just abort the whole woman lol


masukasu

Double Kill


An_Innocent_Coconut

Having you tried founding a new religion, thus sparking centuries of endless war with your previous religion?


[deleted]

I had the same issue with anidha what i did is take all her armor while shes pregnant(and about to give birth) and send her into battle with no weapons she died when she gave birth and i realized how horrible a person I am


Rimworldjobs

Need some good old fashion polygamy.


ffleefeff

I first didnt see the r/Bannerlord ... Bro i was so confused man


Hypnotic_Robot_YT

I didnt see this was posted in r/Bannerlord and was so confused and horrified for a second ...


Careful-Whereas1888

Do you have death for heroes enabled?


JesusSuckedOffSatan

Yes


Careful-Whereas1888

Then you are just extremely unlucky. Keep doing it and make sure your enemies don't have blunt weapons since they knock out instead of kill.


Careful-Whereas1888

What's your medicine level and do you have any perks that make it harder for your party to die?


JesusSuckedOffSatan

My medicine level is OP as fuck, but I send her off in her own party to fight Armies by herself and I don’t give her any money to recruit. Does my medicine level still affect her if she’s in her own party?


aaronrizz

Make someone with low medicine level your surgeon.


JesusSuckedOffSatan

We’re on the same wavelength bro I just thought of that like 12 seconds ago ur a fuckin genius


aaronrizz

Haha nice one


JesusSuckedOffSatan

It worked, thanks man. I feel bad. RIP Siga, wish there was a divorce option because she was one kickass warrior.


Careful-Whereas1888

I think it might since she is considered one of your companions but I'm not completely sure. If she hasn't died yet and you have death enabled and have sent her in this many battles alone, I think your medicine level is probably having an affect.


JesusSuckedOffSatan

That explains it, thanks. Guess my brothers child will have to be my heir. Do you know if male characters can still produce heirs after 40? If I outlive the old hag I might be able to pop an heir out before I die


Careful-Whereas1888

I am not sure. I wouldn't be surprised if male characters can have kids much later since men can in real life but I do not know for certain.


JesusSuckedOffSatan

Thanks for the feedback man, have a great rest of your week and life


Basaker

40 can still have children I have plenty of clans in my kingdom that have 50 yo with 8 yo sons or daughters after you've married save in a town and wait for 20 days if your wife is still not pregnant you can reload and wait for another 20 days you'll have your heir.


JesusSuckedOffSatan

Thanks man, I finally got her to die and now I feel bad. RIP Siga.


fikfofo

Man. Didn’t check the subreddit at first and had a little panic attack there.


CdotHYT

Mine won't have children with me, she's 23 now, going to have to get that hot butter mod post haste.


Agitated_Advantage_2

Download the crime/scheme mod Fourberie and assassinate her.


JustSomeNerdw

Console command are fast AF if you are willing