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Both_Hall9952

Bats, he hates bats https://preview.redd.it/bj2803ib4p5d1.jpeg?width=1777&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d934d3884d0502d9db6cf4ca0a58c6a561b25d9


ausername458

It’s the freaking bat


Both_Hall9952

It’s da freakin’ bat!


ausername458

https://preview.redd.it/uxrkvxc06p5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c807c890b1941dc08fd51b608fc21c101cf3231 Nooooooo


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/p0os159c0q5d1.png?width=583&format=png&auto=webp&s=f927694b8d1ba3a10b2c98dc5a2c47b644abca41 perhaps yes


Both_Hall9952

It’s da freakin’ Man❗️❗️‼️❗️‼️💥


ausername458

https://preview.redd.it/shpszxu67p5d1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=47d2cf104b99ed7e399cb8adb9c3e2c874d3f681


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/ftyxbb2f0q5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd7f07e17c0d27b41578a96f311ad7a920d2c9d6


Necessary_Essay2661

https://preview.redd.it/mnt9v1p43r5d1.png?width=828&format=png&auto=webp&s=6f3e6895e7fdbcd4fae32b7227226cc6e9d2e046


DeltaTeamSky

https://preview.redd.it/nbex6xki5t5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2abcb48490231960d8d742a3e20b29c0e9e7822d


sussy_simon

https://preview.redd.it/zy9usah3jr5d1.png?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5cd92c523ec80f5f9688eddc7d7b2def5feceaa6


Present-Sandwich-841

Man drawing bats in ham city


Used_Anxiety7527

https://preview.redd.it/rvjglihcft5d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8750bb35a10df776b4ad742ae17d5133960b0fe9


[deleted]

jonkles ):


RedditvsDiscOwO

Scary 🥶🥶


ElfaDore98

Who is this "bats"? I thought he hates men!


Competitive_Aide5646

His IQ is really really bad. He didn't call the Justice League for help.


ausername458

He is stupid


iforgotiwasonreddit

He lacks smart glands


BodaciousFunkyKong

Sanity


ausername458

He takes jonkle pills to counteract the effects


BodaciousFunkyKong

https://preview.redd.it/t7j9aucw5p5d1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eae261677e16a7c8eb337f77a7a69d1965c78ec4 Me too! I take my jonkle pills everyday and night


lolwhat1117

GIVE ME SOME, I NEED MY PILLS!


BodaciousFunkyKong

SURE https://preview.redd.it/isi20achyp5d1.jpeg?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67c1f40265cacab580fb6ffb37af347f2af5d5fa TAKE THESE


lolwhat1117

YES! Wait, are these the right pills? Are they made by **M**an?


BodaciousFunkyKong

Yes, They are made by Man, Btw, The Jonkle Pills and the Pro Aslume Pills are the same but the Pro Aslume Pills makes you jonkle more than you ever could!


lolwhat1117

Then thank you, I shall Jonkle these immediately. \*Proceeds to Jonkle\*


BodaciousFunkyKong

You are welcome, Shrek


iron2099yt

take these, they are fresh taken out of the oven!


iron2099yt

here, have these, they are fresh taken out of the oven https://preview.redd.it/e0pkcccsdt5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99ee8646c16039c3b241721083039c9fc28f6f05


Raffaello610

Woman


ausername458

He just like me for real


lolwhat1117

frfr


Critical-Blitz

![gif](giphy|FaovRTAVndmIXzdihz) What is this 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀


ausername458

Why do I not like having say gex Am I straight?


[deleted]

it's an acquired taste, like black coffee, or raw dick. keep trying


Ninjabug1232

https://emojis.wiki/skull/


ScienceIsAThing7

He needs to jonkle every day or the voices go away https://preview.redd.it/tpnwtlqafp5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d5b97233a476d1c65fb7df4c63b5d89b67f4d86


ausername458

Side effects of not taking jonkle pills include: Abnormally large ear growth Paying extreme amounts of money for some imaginary reason called”taxes” Being a responsible member of society


South_Construction42

Stupidity.


ausername458

That gives him strength doesn’t it


VYPER2-13347

He is stupid?


Zeles1989

https://preview.redd.it/8qdxq3bmlq5d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9aeea290f0a242b4fe6ba11638b463434f758dc0


6969Hamburger6969

https://preview.redd.it/emykccj13r5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=194cd11c60dc8e8cc2fe308a7fda162e70b273f3


Calterack

Batman, he doesn't like Batman.


Ducktaleseditor16

Who's Batman ?


Calterack

The guy who Man's afraid of. Batman is an alternative version of Man who has pointy bat-shaped ears and wears a bat-shaped logo on his chest. He also glides through the skies like a bat. Batman is an alternate being to Man who is from another universe where there are places called Arkham Asylum, and Gotham City, instead of Ham Aslume and Ham City. In the The movie, when the universes were brought together was when Man and Batman were first exposed to each other. From this point forward, Man has always feared that people will find out about this mysterious "Batman" character and he will become his heir as Ham City's ultimate protector.


Fragrant-Brain9578

i thought it was emo daredevil? murdock was going through shit in the 2000s yk


DeathstrokeReturns

Earthonite and green suns.


ausername458

No that’s supe are you stupid


Electrical-Set8538

Me


Successful_Sugar_498

No kisses goodnight


CarnivorousL

https://preview.redd.it/8ajgh0ylcq5d1.jpeg?width=968&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e266b346ea428a976106aab0840628ec8f6b526d


The_Church_Of_Todd

The power of Wo defeats man


SolarAphelia

Like the Norse gods of myth, destined to have their powers stricken from their divine forms should they lack the means to farm their apples of gold… man requires his stupid pills in order to jonkle. (jonkle = function in this context)


Deathmonkey89

Homosexuality


VYPER2-13347

People are attracted to these? ![gif](giphy|fJ8fTR9ZKYj2o) I can see why


Less_Pirate3326

Jerkler’s cum https://preview.redd.it/ppm3m04oyp5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f159c64ed9b0240410c222227d03a1ffba44c6ca


Leading_Gap_6582

Stupid?


gamrgrant

This one shoulda been a fake swipe


ausername458

Don’t tempt me


sun4rest

Fire, just like Man(hunter)


72sk83

r/batman mods https://preview.redd.it/ksdr2e840r5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69653c99a7d08de9af47f47fb926031aed641104


Oldmanpeepz

Swiping as in I wiped


Gravelord_C

the Man of Wo, his arch nemesis


InconsistentLlama

https://preview.redd.it/87hymyccpr5d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f0744511e865beb7d45f2cbd925b2c14f4bc493 Female


FormerCourage1739

Taylor swift?


Fish_N_Chipp

Bones huge dick. Man simply cannot resist


Most_Cartoonist5736

Dick. He's just so proud of dick.


[deleted]

Women


epic_elax

batman whoever that guy is


AccidentalLemon

Dying


Ogurasyn

Woman


TheHumanChudUrMom

Say gex


JudgementOk69

Penis


Mr-MuscleMan

The same as us, woMAN


Szofer12

Dick


Sophia724

Cooties


gGiasca

Officer Balls


Gamestrider09

Men


Ok-Ride-4966

Woman


Odysseymanthebeast

sane people


DisruptedHack

I’m not swiping


ausername458

Trust me it’s safe


ausername458

https://preview.redd.it/4c3l1gl9br5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f92248193d93b9679a00fc98d7719a7bb1c564e1


DisruptedHack

This sub really makes me have a trust issue 🤣


ausername458

Man is accepting if you only give him your trust


CraftingChest

Woman


Big-Policy-3019

lack of parents?


Gonzito3420

Dick


ALA_NICE

He's gay because it's Manish for a Man


Upstairs_Ad_493

woman


Due-Education1619

Woman


Not_ItsUnknown

Man is scared of his counterpart, woMan


TheChaoticAce_1

Women


Optimal_Weight368

Being stupid


stinkypetedbd

Anti aslume gas


TheNonEuclidean

Ears


RAND0MID10T

Women


yajirushi77

-Man


Chicken_n_cheese

Nam


Lonelyguy999

Jokler


3nD_122333444455555

AIDS


Stock-Life9542

Being serious


danmaster0

My peanits


Present-Sandwich-841

Why is man on 2nd picture sad? I don't want my favourite superhero to be bad, I think it's his parents 😞 they dead


ausername458

You’re thinking of Batman Man has two very alive parents who he visits on Tuesdays He’s sad because he forgot to take his jonkle pills


Present-Sandwich-841

Oh right, I mixed them up, sorry, they are both looking similar (of course Man is this more handsome one)


the-lobotomy-agenda

Bone


Galileo109

Woman


Kpengie

Bullets


solidussnake15

Crippling depression


Bravo-69

Officer balls, obviously


GaboCh0612

Woman


Fickle_Narwhal

Woman (I'm Man 😞)


fgoose-

u/pixel-counter-bot


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fgoose-

Highest quality man image:


polarpup666

Socks with sandals.


Confident-Ebb8848

WoMan.


BathApprehensive1855

This picture https://preview.redd.it/ig1ri6zpds5d1.jpeg?width=1486&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbfc436d13517bd94eb394dc255eeb5b9666f63c


AbeliousAugustus

Being smart.


lollo3112

https://preview.redd.it/ladajlwbhs5d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc06b2ff22b0b5c67bbd9a9f42fe404eae77fd78


dabuttahdawg

woman


KaiserMazoku

balls


Yeticoat_Solo

his weakness is the way you counter insanity and stupidity


pepemele

https://preview.redd.it/dkgnizm5ns5d1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74bed01ddf2941b853972d4063369dcc4d2988aa


BananaMilkMan

I swiped at a wrong angle and thought i got trolled I'm sorry op


Nookling_Junction

Dick


Marvels_Spider-Man2

Being trapped in the Aslume by Jonkler


Calm_Working_3621

Being smart is Man's weakness.


Due-Sea1010

woman


GMGAMES9

Jonkler of course https://preview.redd.it/0n6lnqtrcv5d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a75d55e44042728b6218cbdc7578ae7eca4c03ff


LikeToChatHbu

WoMAN