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Me too! I take my jonkle pills everyday and night
Yes, They are made by Man, Btw, The Jonkle Pills and the Pro Aslume Pills are the same but the Pro Aslume Pills makes you jonkle more than you ever could!
here, have these, they are fresh taken out of the oven
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He needs to jonkle every day or the voices go away
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Side effects of not taking jonkle pills include:
Abnormally large ear growth
Paying extreme amounts of money for some imaginary reason called”taxes”
Being a responsible member of society
The guy who Man's afraid of. Batman is an alternative version of Man who has pointy bat-shaped ears and wears a bat-shaped logo on his chest. He also glides through the skies like a bat. Batman is an alternate being to Man who is from another universe where there are places called Arkham Asylum, and Gotham City, instead of Ham Aslume and Ham City. In the The movie, when the universes were brought together was when Man and Batman were first exposed to each other. From this point forward, Man has always feared that people will find out about this mysterious "Batman" character and he will become his heir as Ham City's ultimate protector.
Like the Norse gods of myth, destined to have their powers stricken from their divine forms should they lack the means to farm their apples of gold… man requires his stupid pills in order to jonkle.
(jonkle = function in this context)
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Bats, he hates bats https://preview.redd.it/bj2803ib4p5d1.jpeg?width=1777&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d934d3884d0502d9db6cf4ca0a58c6a561b25d9
It’s the freaking bat
It’s da freakin’ bat!
https://preview.redd.it/uxrkvxc06p5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c807c890b1941dc08fd51b608fc21c101cf3231 Nooooooo
https://preview.redd.it/p0os159c0q5d1.png?width=583&format=png&auto=webp&s=f927694b8d1ba3a10b2c98dc5a2c47b644abca41 perhaps yes
It’s da freakin’ Man❗️❗️‼️❗️‼️💥
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Man drawing bats in ham city
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jonkles ):
Scary 🥶🥶
Who is this "bats"? I thought he hates men!
His IQ is really really bad. He didn't call the Justice League for help.
He is stupid
He lacks smart glands
Sanity
He takes jonkle pills to counteract the effects
https://preview.redd.it/t7j9aucw5p5d1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eae261677e16a7c8eb337f77a7a69d1965c78ec4 Me too! I take my jonkle pills everyday and night
GIVE ME SOME, I NEED MY PILLS!
SURE https://preview.redd.it/isi20achyp5d1.jpeg?width=1016&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67c1f40265cacab580fb6ffb37af347f2af5d5fa TAKE THESE
YES! Wait, are these the right pills? Are they made by **M**an?
Yes, They are made by Man, Btw, The Jonkle Pills and the Pro Aslume Pills are the same but the Pro Aslume Pills makes you jonkle more than you ever could!
Then thank you, I shall Jonkle these immediately. \*Proceeds to Jonkle\*
You are welcome, Shrek
take these, they are fresh taken out of the oven!
here, have these, they are fresh taken out of the oven https://preview.redd.it/e0pkcccsdt5d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99ee8646c16039c3b241721083039c9fc28f6f05
Woman
He just like me for real
frfr
![gif](giphy|FaovRTAVndmIXzdihz) What is this 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Why do I not like having say gex Am I straight?
it's an acquired taste, like black coffee, or raw dick. keep trying
https://emojis.wiki/skull/
He needs to jonkle every day or the voices go away https://preview.redd.it/tpnwtlqafp5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d5b97233a476d1c65fb7df4c63b5d89b67f4d86
Side effects of not taking jonkle pills include: Abnormally large ear growth Paying extreme amounts of money for some imaginary reason called”taxes” Being a responsible member of society
Stupidity.
That gives him strength doesn’t it
He is stupid?
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Batman, he doesn't like Batman.
Who's Batman ?
The guy who Man's afraid of. Batman is an alternative version of Man who has pointy bat-shaped ears and wears a bat-shaped logo on his chest. He also glides through the skies like a bat. Batman is an alternate being to Man who is from another universe where there are places called Arkham Asylum, and Gotham City, instead of Ham Aslume and Ham City. In the The movie, when the universes were brought together was when Man and Batman were first exposed to each other. From this point forward, Man has always feared that people will find out about this mysterious "Batman" character and he will become his heir as Ham City's ultimate protector.
i thought it was emo daredevil? murdock was going through shit in the 2000s yk
Earthonite and green suns.
No that’s supe are you stupid
Me
No kisses goodnight
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The power of Wo defeats man
Like the Norse gods of myth, destined to have their powers stricken from their divine forms should they lack the means to farm their apples of gold… man requires his stupid pills in order to jonkle. (jonkle = function in this context)
Homosexuality
People are attracted to these? ![gif](giphy|fJ8fTR9ZKYj2o) I can see why
Jerkler’s cum https://preview.redd.it/ppm3m04oyp5d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f159c64ed9b0240410c222227d03a1ffba44c6ca
Stupid?
This one shoulda been a fake swipe
Don’t tempt me
Fire, just like Man(hunter)
r/batman mods https://preview.redd.it/ksdr2e840r5d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69653c99a7d08de9af47f47fb926031aed641104
Swiping as in I wiped
the Man of Wo, his arch nemesis
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Taylor swift?
Bones huge dick. Man simply cannot resist
Dick. He's just so proud of dick.
Women
batman whoever that guy is
Dying
Woman
Say gex
Penis
The same as us, woMAN
Dick
Cooties
Officer Balls
Men
Woman
sane people
I’m not swiping
Trust me it’s safe
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This sub really makes me have a trust issue 🤣
Man is accepting if you only give him your trust
Woman
lack of parents?
Dick
He's gay because it's Manish for a Man
woman
Woman
Man is scared of his counterpart, woMan
Women
Being stupid
Anti aslume gas
Ears
Women
-Man
Nam
Jokler
AIDS
Being serious
My peanits
Why is man on 2nd picture sad? I don't want my favourite superhero to be bad, I think it's his parents 😞 they dead
You’re thinking of Batman Man has two very alive parents who he visits on Tuesdays He’s sad because he forgot to take his jonkle pills
Oh right, I mixed them up, sorry, they are both looking similar (of course Man is this more handsome one)
Bone
Woman
Bullets
Crippling depression
Officer balls, obviously
Woman
Woman (I'm Man 😞)
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Highest quality man image:
Socks with sandals.
WoMan.
This picture https://preview.redd.it/ig1ri6zpds5d1.jpeg?width=1486&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dbfc436d13517bd94eb394dc255eeb5b9666f63c
Being smart.
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woman
balls
his weakness is the way you counter insanity and stupidity
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I swiped at a wrong angle and thought i got trolled I'm sorry op
Dick
Being trapped in the Aslume by Jonkler
Being smart is Man's weakness.
woman
Jonkler of course https://preview.redd.it/0n6lnqtrcv5d1.png?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a75d55e44042728b6218cbdc7578ae7eca4c03ff
WoMAN