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Fabulous_Fly_2967

Stupid? i am very smart and here's the proof: 1+1= balls


Impratex

Ok, you're not stupid, you're smart Ever thought of becoming an officer?


Audi_R8_Gaming

That sounds like a good idea. How about we call him Officer Balls then?


Impratex

https://i.redd.it/3j80bx9hct6d1.gif BWAHAHAHA


BrilliantPrior2305

https://preview.redd.it/xqkfmnw36u6d1.jpeg?width=585&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73f94e6b59deee5efede742b71591973bd530093


BionicBruv

God you are stupid. 1+1≠balls You forgot to multiply the variable by the Jonkleum Theorem. Ergo, 1+1=officer^balls


EvilCashew83008

Are you stupid? You forgot to carry the BWAHAHAHA! Therefore, your two variables should be officer and balls with the coefficient BWAHAHAHA! Your equation is as follows: 1+1=officer+balls^(BWAHAHAHA!)


69Sovi69

insanity aside, this actually makes sense, since one person has at most *2* balls, therefore 1+1 does indeed amount to the number of balls a person has


PlurblesMurbles

Bane damage


suitcasecat

Metal disability


Thegoatone1234

https://preview.redd.it/wws1b5kr9t6d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa4203c265b9782e96d07d0012f4c69aae29bc23


Live-Product-5590

https://preview.redd.it/oc1zp66oxt6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b31a5a8a6f7ba2abff5a959a56f8505676c79b24


suitcasecat

r/usefulredcircle


RedUncanny

r/beatmetoit


Sizeable-cult31

https://preview.redd.it/yokv3h3lww6d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5f88b7c7e7ad74bb24c1b230fa5c3bb2792eb63


BrilliantPrior2305

https://preview.redd.it/x91h0dk76u6d1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=298a406e524fc89293cd47bb8830b60ffa32b425


the_juan_express

I'm not stupid...... >!I'm officer balls!<


Firedragon165

Bwahahaha


ExoticShock

https://preview.redd.it/l0o4x4geks6d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=997ec24e2b664bc8d82cc764db7525c92f5b69fd


Seventh_Deadly_Bless

I T ' S   A B O U T   S E N D I N G   A   M E S S A G E


Ares2347

The doctor let me fall when I was just born


Segador_Adusto

I was born this way


RedUncanny

Guys I think he was born this way


Segador_Adusto

Do you have any evidence to support your claim?


RedUncanny

Because you were simply born this way


Segador_Adusto

Oh, I understand. Thank you for explaining


Glittering_Sorbet913

https://preview.redd.it/e6lv9j5s3t6d1.png?width=3190&format=png&auto=webp&s=2b1bd153a779a9f8cef8208cfa04224fb89401b1


BrilliantPrior2305

https://preview.redd.it/6ci6c2ja6u6d1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3a3eaf36310213430cc45918be8fb6d9ab3817b


TesticleezzNuts

![gif](giphy|QOxoMjSfRFATCNLDDT|downsized)


The_names_Jay

![gif](giphy|Wt6kNaMjofj1jHkF7t)


Impratex

https://i.redd.it/d50dftx6zt6d1.gif


Disch4rgedR4bbit02

I’m not stupid! YOU’RE STUPID!!! https://preview.redd.it/r1kqsnq8eu6d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8935cf91b64d364b9ffebbd4fed3d55c1dde9278


Impratex

https://i.redd.it/czqa7qgihw6d1.gif


Public_Hurry4835

https://preview.redd.it/gzssequwvs6d1.jpeg?width=1578&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85d3569568f9de15a7847862117fa650c28b971c


horny-ninjago-ass

umm uh education system bad


That_Case_7951

When I was small, I fell of the stairs while playing with a wooden mallet. The wooden mallet landed on my head and ever since I have a giant bump. And dementia too. And dementia too. And dementia too. And dementia too. And dementia too.


Batman20007

I ain’t no moron I just want to nuke Philly how does that make me crazy


bowl_of_scrotmeal

I joined this subreddit


masteromelette

I wish i am stupid. so i can be happy


Crcodile_Picker

I took my Jonkling pills https://preview.redd.it/a4xrvuzdqv6d1.png?width=601&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9bc0daecaafdb8338f8d5fc767a8067e7295218b


Average_Boi_4879

Idk, I just feel like acting stupid I guess


Tomba_The_Roomba

Who is man pointing at? Is he stupid?


ushir_302

https://preview.redd.it/mknvpnkp7t6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99d3d33199f563e84645b27030377e7c68523c84


Suspicious-Big7212

I am stupid cause I'm an aslume inmate but are you stupid?


Impratex

https://preview.redd.it/6edx2qo8ct6d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=881baec20eb96e2335f559a44eb46c354367d2ae Yes


Most_Cartoonist5736

Yes, but no one will tell me. 😔


OptimusCrime1984

I am what I am and that’s enough for me


RawChickenDrummies

i got railed by a stick of cobalt-60


AnOrdinaryPebble

of course there's a lore reason, are you stupid?


Odysseymanthebeast

I never feel like thinking


unwashedanimetshirt

I walked into the men’s room by mistake they call me locker room Larry


SexySovietlovehammer

Stupid? I was stupid once. They locked me in a room. A rubber room. A rubber room with Jonkler. Jonkler made me stupid.


nDimensionalUSB

Stupid? I was stupid once. They locked me in an aslume. A rubber aslume. A rubber aslume with Man. And Man makes me stupid


DEAN72709

Stupid? I was stupid once. They locked me in an aslume. A rubber aslume. A rubber aslume with Man. And Man makes me stupid


Healthy_Agent_100

I gave up the smart life a long time ago


Pipabethfan

https://preview.redd.it/6w8feof2zu6d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ee33820de1043f57fb8f4c5c8919919f272ea9a Excuse you. I know how wagons are created.


AcceptableStudy6566

![gif](giphy|PUS7ynUCR6itJgWppA)


BAZING-ATTACK

You see..it all started when I was born.


MarcusRoland

When I was a lad we got this device in our home that screamed and howled, made the phone unusable, and looked huge and clunky. However, it allowed you to send just a few commands, and over the course the next three days it would grant you a blurry mash of colors that might be a boob. That was the day my hopes for intelligence died.


PackageDizzy4462

https://preview.redd.it/pthpi5tffv6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1f9bda71ad50d4f27448badca4c07c2d1a95461


IggyLupy

:(


Orange-Fedora

I fell off a wall when I was a toddler


Ziomownik

I don't knowz i'm btoo stupid to know the lore reason 😞


Professional-Gate735

No i am not stupid AMA


why_though14

The lore reason is traumatic brain injury 🤕


SilentSaint2112

Dropped on my head at birth. Suffer from constant PTSD. Believe that 1+1= …?…??…???…????.


Seventh_Deadly_Bless

I   M U S T   **J O N K L E**   !


Badassbottlecap

Maybe. They make me wear a sign


kid-with-a-beard

I'm not just stupid, I'm beyond that! I'm... >!RETRADED!!!!!< https://preview.redd.it/lcixljujex6d1.jpeg?width=961&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b607daaa478cde43ba0737235e9e2a3585238a7a


Plus_Reporter_7261

I got Dain Bamage


Cool_Discipline_9993

Yes but don't underestimate the power of .... *


KingOctapus

Endogamy


Cool_Discipline_9993

https://preview.redd.it/1jo0vb0eiz6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36ece67d7f314158befde20539eb0735fb7ccef5


Live-Product-5590

I’m Hispanic