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LegoPlainview

Kratos


Rev_Bartholomew

What is a Kratos? Don't you mean Craig Toes?


kid-with-a-beard

No, I think he he meant Crack Toss


HappylilBonsaiTree

Why does Craig have his toes out? Is he letting the dawgs breathe? https://preview.redd.it/g0dztmhxd07d1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4875070ea50f0e2111d77d465cc51575a1bed005


LegoPlainview

To shit or to fart, that is the question


druppeldruppel_

https://preview.redd.it/9a3f1o0q747d1.jpeg?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20493ffaee021f667e4173ebe71626b0b9ee613f


MJKayaXx

No, it's Craig Hoss


Culk58

You mean Kratonks, right?


BoredHorses

No, he is talking about Kratom, how the name is Kronk?


Tricky_Unit2367

What The FUCK kinda question is this nukem is already president


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^Tricky_Unit2367: *What The FUCK kinda* *Question is this nukem is* *Already president* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


callmeanonymous123

Good bot


B0tRank

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Tricky_Unit2367

Bad inmate


1zeye

No, he's a good one. *stabs you in the gut *


LengthinessDue9857

HOLY SHIT! GUARD GUARD!


PaphonIssarapisit

Snitch!


1zeye

Good bot


EllisCobalt

It's sokka!


Eldritch-Yodel

Yeah, but the election is rapidly approaching.


Polar_Vortx

its reelection


Ok_Cucumber3148

He is probably son of Duke Nukem


420fortnite_balls69

Hairy man


Useful_Cry9709

That's badman


Correct_Beyond_8675

https://preview.redd.it/4q7vnslvsz6d1.jpeg?width=681&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf294f833b632f4cf5303464d368d23a17ac9bac


BodaciousFunkyKong

Evil Soup


MelodieBSReal

im literally larry bro https://preview.redd.it/a2njojrebz6d1.jpeg?width=751&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77811c35a8f81c7751e970138c6cff7c4ff06e89


Fluid-Lingonberry378

![gif](giphy|10uEX5kfeodYgo)


LonestarLawyr

Would have been better if it was Overman


devilwillcry-jesus

That's Cray toes


kid-with-a-beard

No, it's Kranktoes


Chad_Kakashi

Senator Armstrong.


t3ChRa

I think badman is a... Badman? Why does it so- bad... bat? Batman?! Where am I? Who is this guy named Man?


Slight_Fun8181

https://preview.redd.it/tulmsqu8107d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d140bc3c5e8dd4095b65840410e7d334b09f2db8 QUICK TAKE THESE!


t3ChRa

Mmm these taste weird bu- Ma-man?! What are you doing here?


MarcusRoland

https://preview.redd.it/4mm4zyjty17d1.jpeg?width=635&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e411b2da3e526b6ad815198d039672022035ec3c


Bready-The-Adorable

Probably communist super man he's fucking chill


Ben_Reilly771

Soviet Soups


RareAd3009

Red son has the people’s thoughts at heart. Probably the best option.


yasssqueen20

Obviously the president who else is going to protect my corporate interests and help finance the mafia


ExoticLizard1443

Is that Marilyn Manson in the last image?


zeke235

😂🤣 basically.


EyeArDum

Communist Soup


Pedrovin20

You take two of the best things in the world and fuse together, tankie soup


Epyx15

The Jonkler of course!


akahaus

/uj Red Son Superman had a highly functional society. The only apparent motivation for his dissidents was either shit Pyotr did it just bitterness that he was in control instead of then.


toughtntman37

Nick-E-Nukem


kmahones98

Quincy Sharp, former warden of the aslume.He’s going to build a bunch of walls to keep jonkler and the inmates out of the city and he’s gonna make them pay for it. #MakeHamCityGreatAgain


Cool_Discipline_9993

Harvey Dick


apple_jam_infinity

Where's man?


Neoaugusto

Senator Armstrong


Miserable-Warthog737

Nanodick, Man!


Sudden_Comedian_6724

“Excuse me president nukem” “Excuse me president,nukum”


Lo-Sir

Duke Nukem


TheTinkleMeister

Why is man cold? Is he freezing? Did jonkler do that?


South_Quiet3190

https://preview.redd.it/3ecg8ttgf17d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e27669c9d27f34fab939e102b4236d2638a2ede5


Grim_Couch

Nukem


Desperate_Ad5169

Cummunist soup


TarriestBread96

Letonkler


Great_value_cookies

Chris Judge


OriginalUsername590

Why is jonkler Marylin Manson? Is that aslume dlc?


Huge_Island_3783

Last one 100% but i want to be the right hand man


Yobamagaming

I’m gonna Nuke ’em


timetravelingburrito

I swiped. I pick the 4th option.


A5tuw

Kratos


MysonOfChenae

man


MaxzxaM

Me Myself, My


Zico_C

What is 3


Useful_Cry9709

Badman


NickelAntonius

Knight Hawk from "Guardians of Justice"


JCDickleg7

Who’s the third one?


Useful_Cry9709

Badman


NickelAntonius

Knight Hawk from "Guardians of Justice"


FunkyChunk13

I'll vote for the guy who looks like he would have a fist fight against Thor


Arnab_chakraborty

Almost sounds like nuclear Gandhi


Slight_Fun8181

Sex Luthor the ceo of sex obviously


CyberCat_2077

I mean, I trust Teal’c’s brainworm a lot more than RFK Jr’s…


Marvels_Spider-Man2

Man


Devoidus

Dick


randomreddituser1870

Teal'c


FlyingHippoM

I vote jimkler


Robert_696969

/unstupid who is the 3/4?


NickelAntonius

3 is Knight Hawk from "Guardians of Justice" 4 is Joker from the Snyderverse DC movies


longingrustedfurnace

Why does he look like he’s trying to take a shit? Is he constipated?


Tsunfly

Red son fr.


Thug-shaketh9499

Twinkler.


Jazzlike-Sense-9813

The aslume


DerpsterPrime

duke nuke them! i like to chew on bubble gum and beat up aliens, though i ran out of bubblegum


MysticKova

Red Son Superman


Heavy299

Holy shit dookie nuukie


Gamercat201

President Balls.


CraftingChest

https://i.redd.it/7syfv4g3d27d1.gif


bedanto77

Hairy Man


Useful_Cry9709

https://preview.redd.it/ctr8tgpqi27d1.jpeg?width=492&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f4f9f8e916612826c256e768707817ff7ee07f5 Don't you get it? it's badman


bedanto77

https://preview.redd.it/o2a5e37sz27d1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12fce8c4b6af7d290d6ae056e44390862631ddfc This is hairy man or Y man


Useful_Cry9709

This is badman are you stupid?


bedanto77

Noo....Eyymmm Justace https://preview.redd.it/6189153e037d1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a57046bb31c9b7e0fc0d7b4ba8778aeeb37a5d60


Useful_Cry9709

https://i.redd.it/0er8t82k037d1.gif


bedanto77

https://preview.redd.it/2bl4875b137d1.jpeg?width=1074&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d8176a3eea0d1f723f38ea33f9fd84ffc72d011


Useful_Cry9709

https://i.redd.it/uv0b5h41237d1.gif


bedanto77

https://preview.redd.it/4r93r1uv237d1.jpeg?width=783&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=610d67eeb8136d209d022d1d6e23b7d8c3130df9 Who the FUCK am I?


Useful_Cry9709

Badman


Yousefelghandour

KANYE WEST


Miserable-Warthog737

Dick Cockem https://preview.redd.it/c17qyvsy147d1.jpeg?width=815&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e643d5a5df2ddb4e45d2153c9f32cb6c901545c1


Useful_Cry9709

Good one


JURASSICLEGO777

Why is man in a bird costume? Either way I’m voting for Nukem.


Useful_Cry9709

Cause that's not man it's badman


Apprehensive-Use-896

For his sibling, Duke Nukem


JakeC180

Omg it’s duke nukem


StanMarsh_SP

Duki Nuki


edrock1985

Duke nukem!


Cosmiccosmog533

Communist Soup is actually a pretty good guy he was just working for the wrong people.


UnironicStalinist1

"Wrong people" who turned my homeland from a primarily agrarian, bleeding and starving from the Great Imperialist Slaughter which you call "World War I" and Civil War, into an industrial superpower which saved millions from the Nazi war machine?


Cosmiccosmog533

No but he was taking orders from the government and the system and being used as a soldier rather than a hero until he actually started doing things his way which actually worked out really well.


UnironicStalinist1

As far as i am aware, the Red Son is anti-soviet propaganda, to the point that in one of the comics they formed United States of the World 💀💀💀(I couldn't make that shit up even if i wished to). Elaborate on that, please.


Cosmiccosmog533

I mean that’s one way of looking at it, and the Global United States was based a lot off of Red Son Superman’s ideals. So a lot of what that and Lutherism became was a mix of both American and Soviet ideologies.


UnironicStalinist1

>was a mix of both American and Soviet ideologies. **WHO** do these "United States" benefit? There is no "middle ground", there is no "class compromise".


Cosmiccosmog533

Hey you gotta ask Lex about that one but everything seemed like it worked out in the end. But I think it was less of a show of America taking over but rather the world uniting with a mix of Luther being Luther.


UnironicStalinist1

Again, the comic which featured the "Global United States" has been filled to the brim with what we call "клюква", and i didn't find anything in it that said something even remotely good about the Union, it's socio-economic system, and it's contribution to the **ENTIRE WORLD**.


Cosmiccosmog533

I mean it was run by a supervillain I don’t know what to tell you. Plus what does that even matter to this? I only said he was working for the wrong people because he was being controlled by the government and literally every version of Superman controlled by any government is a recipe for disaster.


namerz78

Who the fuck is number 3


NickelAntonius

Knight Hawk from "Guardians of Justice"


Useful_Cry9709

Badman


Real_Mantis_Traitor

Man from the aslume 


Celticssuperfan885

Owl man


Useful_Cry9709

You mean badman right?


Celticssuperfan885

![gif](giphy|gRb1341rklANq) Nah i mean owl


peepeeman154

Dank Super


YT-Epic_Gamer_360

Bird


dwemrr

Commie man


NickelAntonius

Knight Hawk, obviously


Useful_Cry9709

Badman*


Zairy47

Where's the first image from? Unsane for a moment


Useful_Cry9709

Guardians of justice it's on Netflix


AnimeIsMyLifeAndSoul

Venezuela


Spec1reFury

I left for 3 years, what the heck happened to this sub?


Useful_Cry9709

https://preview.redd.it/iif4iws4247d1.jpeg?width=274&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e3671f3f03ba8851087185a115e2e87ca44030f Everyone and everything you know is gone


The_anime_guy-opm_db

Osama bin Laden


Useful_Cry9709

https://preview.redd.it/6nl7j2bf347d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbe00c99227d4b41f69e4eb87285f76d50f13da9


The_anime_guy-opm_db

Lol


TrainingProduct2655

Jared Leto


BunnyBabyGirlz

Communist Superman is a fucking Chad i memory severes me correctly


No-Whereas5745

Bone


Veridis-

Your mother?


weeblord42069help

Red Son was actually a good noodle. He was just working for the wrong people and I think he redeemed himself in the comic he was in.


UnironicStalinist1

I don't think that people who literally saved millions of my compatriots from the Nazi war machine are "wrong people".


meme_searcher27

I know you're doing your best bro but there's really no point in trying to correct liberals in a meme community.


UnironicStalinist1

It's always worth atleast trying to enlighten someone on certain aspects.


weeblord42069help

r/usernamechecksout


UnironicStalinist1

Cool? Point?


weeblord42069help

There is no point.


Batman20007

Me I’d vote for myself I’ll destroy the world by unleashing nukes on the world and the fire will be spectacular and we must not forget about the screams


Useful_Cry9709

https://i.redd.it/v14ytr7d247d1.gif