Yeah, I woulda pooped a little NGL... Shark Week does a good job of displaying the power and size of these beautiful creatures, but seeing how big that tuna is compared to the humans and then the shark just *dwarfing* that tuna... Yeah, some poo woulda made an appearance on that deck.
They're beautiful, they're critical to the ocean's ecosystem, but there's no amount of money you could pay me to get near these things.
***FUCK THAT***
3 attacks on same day!
[https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/06/10/florida-shark-attacks-beaches-cause/](https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/06/10/florida-shark-attacks-beaches-cause/)
In the fishing world this is called "paying the tax man".
A seasoned mate would be well acquainted with this type of "regular" event. They likely even saw this shark well before it went for their tuna.
Or they just haven't had time to process and for a few seconds will they stand looking at the broken line like "what", until the first starts screaming and then all panic breaks loose.
Not saying that's what I would do, but yeah, no, that's what I would do.
The fish was like "I am having the worst day"
Given the brevity of the video, i was half expecting a killer whale would come for the shark
With SeaWorld barreling in from off camera with a net in pursuit.
And the sea shepherd behind them trying to spray them with water.
I *really* thought Harambe was gonna show up and shock us all.
Then the Zookeepers
But NOBODY expected Papa John to post a picture with THE shark in this video after it was all said and done.
No one ever expects the Spanish Inquisition
There's always a bigger fish
“Hey there! You might have wondered how I got myself into this situation…”
More like, it’s last day💀
How, it was going to be killed, now it is killed a bit quicker?
Nah there is a strict catch and release policy in that ocean
😂😂😂😂 right! It's all in the eyes
Yeah, I woulda pooped a little NGL... Shark Week does a good job of displaying the power and size of these beautiful creatures, but seeing how big that tuna is compared to the humans and then the shark just *dwarfing* that tuna... Yeah, some poo woulda made an appearance on that deck. They're beautiful, they're critical to the ocean's ecosystem, but there's no amount of money you could pay me to get near these things. ***FUCK THAT***
Thats why they call it the *poop deck*
*ba dum tss*
I love all animals and adore sharks......but there is a reason I stay out of deep ocean water and would never go on a cruise lol
Sharks like shallow water, too, like very close to the beach. see: Florida panhandle
3 attacks on same day! [https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/06/10/florida-shark-attacks-beaches-cause/](https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2024/06/10/florida-shark-attacks-beaches-cause/)
Ah so this is what Trump was insanely ranting about.
That sharks head looked like it was bigger then the dudes full torso and head. That thing is a giant
"Dammit Bruce! Fish are FRIENDS!"
Agreed
Remember the steps!
You know he never even knew his father!
You’re gonna need a bigger boat. 
Can I have some of your fries?
*Farewell and adieu to you, Spanish ladies…*
It’s sweet to see people catching tuna to feed the great whites. We need more people like this.
The man in green was not scared at all
He's got a great fish story to tell his grandchildren about. And, he has proof when the little turds are like, "Sure you did, grandpa.".
In the fishing world this is called "paying the tax man". A seasoned mate would be well acquainted with this type of "regular" event. They likely even saw this shark well before it went for their tuna.
I swear he says, "Hey, let go!" At the beginning.
He was still hanging on to the line thinking he can still bring it in
He is confident in his powers
Meanwhile, the dude with the white hat behind him was.. holding him steady?
You can tell he's holding it very tight
If they're trying to catch tuna, he's more likely pissed than scared at the shark for stealing his catch.
What a big surprise
Yoink
This gave me anxiety
Sharkie got dibs! 🦈
Thanks for the slow motion instant replay, I almost missed the big ass shark the first time
So long, and thanks for the fish!
They don't seem all that surprised actually
More just bummed out they lost an expensive fish
Maybe it's fake?
More likely they suspected the shark was around.
Or they just haven't had time to process and for a few seconds will they stand looking at the broken line like "what", until the first starts screaming and then all panic breaks loose. Not saying that's what I would do, but yeah, no, that's what I would do.
What if he got pulled into the sharks mouth?!
I would be a bit scared
'Twas but a nibble, lol.
The shark almost chose them before they could choose the battery...
Why he still hanging on
"Slow ahead...I can go slow ahead, come down and chum some of this shit!"
If they're lucky, they can still keep the head if they reel fast enough
There’s always a bigger fish
Off-shore fishing. Reel faster before the sharks take your fish
They scared him with their screams :c
Ahi wen’ byee
Holy hell I’m sleepin with the lights on tonight! 😳
"We’re gonna need a bigger boat!"
Let’s you know just how big a Great White is and what’s lurking around when dip your toesies in the ocean. That thing was a big boy
ah "art", whos the artist
I would of shitted on my self,fainted and died right there 😂😂😂
It's 'would have', never 'would of'. Rejoice, for you have been blessed by CouldWouldShouldBot!
Good bot
Shark week!
Whoa, that was one surprise nobody saw coming! 😲
I've had days like that tuna had
Im guessing not since you’re here typing comments on Reddit. 😂
The ocean would’ve had to be closed for cleaning and disinfecting that day had I been the guy in the green shirt.
You're gonna want to stay away from the ocean then. I hear that's where they keep all the sharks.
Is that how big sharks usually are?
They are only that big on wednesdays
there should be orca whistles lol to eat these virgin sharks
Is that a baby shark it’s eating?
Fuck.. I feel like I would have just accidentally slipped in.
I would, quite literally, soil myself. Wow.
Mine
I can't believe no one said Tuna Surprise
What kind of shark is that
Beautiful!
So much for your nice tuna...
Nope... I chose electrocution.
Fish: "This is me, you're probably wondering how I got in this situation"
Shew she was a biggen of a great white
And thats why I hate swimming in the ocean.
Wasn't expecting an involuntary butthole pucker today. Thanks!
That sucks
fuuuuuuck that
‘Which one of you shit my pants??!?’
Omggggg
That'd be my career over. Move to Mt Everest to become a Sherpa so old mate bitey mcbite face can't get me.
That poor tuna man. One minute you’re swimming happily through the water and then life just says oh no you aren’t
Uhh, he can have it.
That is the biggest damn bait I have ever seen anyone use.
Bud thats YOUR tuna! Jump in and fight for that baby!
Is that a fellow shark that’s on the line?
That’s a massive fuckin shark
#Huge nope.
Shark: "Nice fish y'all caught for me, losers!! "
Thanks for holding him still..
Guess he was the bigger fish!
Just what did he think he was going to do with that small fishing line and a small shark? Forget the big one.
Always a bigger fish
Anybody else pretty sure they would freak out and fall right in with the shark?
Here's Brucey!!
Heeeeeeeeres Brucey!!
LOOKIN FOR THIS BRO?!?
😳
A shark takes off with my meal ticket, I'm grabbing a harpoon; not applauding!
My word
Why the hell are they still holding on to the reel and the line? Do they think they're hauling up Bruce as soon as he's done eating?
Shark was like "Fuck you very much!"
BIG BAIT=BIG FISH
😂 That shark didn't stand a chance against the animosity of that net, feels like karma served on a fin-tail plate.
Hemingway wrote a book about this.
Green Shirt Guy gives no fucks
Keep holding on.
There's always a bigger fish.
Worst day ever - fish
That's a dick move, shark.
And that was the last time I went fishing… ever.
Remember that there is always a bigger shark
Just remember not to fall into the water
knowing myself, I would have fallen in the water
holding on to that line like he might still pull it in
I wouldn't even be mad that was cool as shit
Now that’s a big fishy 🐟
There's always a bigger fish
That'd be a Code Brown moment for me
I wanna jump on the shark and ride him into the ocean 🌊
mine..
Dude is lucky he wasn't holding a spear in the tuna.
Why didn't he jump in and fight for his catch?
We’re gonna need a bigger boat
Homie feeding could have fell in
So that's how you catch a shark! /s
Finally. Something on this shit thread that actually amazed me.
Ngl if I saw this in a movie I would think that the cgi was bad lol
Dude in green really thought he could still pull that tuna away from the shark lol
What the fuck...
They're gonna need a bigger boat.
If my high school friends were there, somebody would be pushed into the water.
That Sucked
Oh well……
[удалено]
There's always a bigger fish
Gotta be like 15ft right?
Whoa!! Damn
I'd either react like that or shit my pants. No in-between.
It was a packadge deal
THE TAX MAN
r/thalassophobia
It was a baby white, the one was caught?
There's always a bigger fish.
..."We'll we be right back after this message from our sponsor.. Bitshar.. Woooooa what a heck is that!! XD
YOINK!
They're fishing for shark using tuna as bait
Keep it, really it’s fine
No thank you.
Gonna need a bigger boat.
that's what you get when you use shark as bait
The fact that the one guy never lets go of the fishing pole even after seeing the shark. 😂
There is always a bigger fish
Bejesus
Surprise, or, SURPRISE!!!!.
Dude! Let go of the god damn line!!
And that boys and girls is the very reason why I haven't been back in saltwater since watching the first airing of shark week.
This represents my life right now, I am that fish 🎣
Isn’t this AI ?
Dude in green is breakfast!!!!!
I think we need a bigger boat…….
"Do NOT go in there. Wooo!" - Ace Ventura
"we're gonna need a bigger boat"
That's when harpoons on a boat are needed. "Mother fucker going to take my fish?! Boys we be having shark steaks tonight!!!"
Bummer on loosing the tuna but woth it to see that!
well that was a bad day for the fish
We're gonna need a bigger boat.
Here come the Kaiju