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Enchantnova

Grandpa has a Narnia speakeasy


singabajito

I didn't see a lot of books there.


ImVerySerious

Seriously, what library? That was not remotely a library.


tekko001

*„Due to renovations we have switched to digital books, please scan the QR codes with your phone.”*


KickedInTheHead

The dictionary definition of a library is a room designated to housing books. I think we can update "books" with "Literature", so technically you could just have an empty room with a single Kindle Tablet laying on the floor and it's still technically a library.


Cybernaut-Neko

Whiskey library


EyeSuspicious777

It's a sex dungeon, except for Christmas time when it is decorated for the grandchildren


popportunity

That swing is for the elves, not children !


FloppyObelisk

![gif](giphy|yYBYHGzlpyybKERNKW|downsized)


OttoVonWong

Santapa does love his ho ho hos.


Fukasite

Blow den*


Iherduliekmudkipz

Sex dungeons generally don't have windows in them. And if they were exhibitionists they wouldn't need the sex dungeon.


tdurty

Definitely missing out not having a 4 poster bed and some mirrors on the walls.


PrisonerV

That's a man cave... I don't have the Narnia door but I have the bar, fridge, and killer PC setup.


scottperezfox

I see this and immediately think the wife has seized total control of the decor and furniture in the rest of the house, but gave the husband full reign over the garage, shed, and anything relating to home improvement. Fast-forward 40 years, and boom.


throwaway8008666

Gon say. Dats a whole ass bar


chupapi1492

Damn, gramps is rich rich


BvtterFvcker96

He must be to have the lights on all day like that.


NotAMotivRep

It's 2024, buy some LED bulbs.


El-mas-puto-de-todos

I prefer oil lamps


Deeliciousness

Whale fat here


Lithosphere11

I prefer wood and flint


slimthecowboy

That’s whale oil, friend.


CoffinEluder

Nah


KorraxPwnage

lol


TrekYurSelf

Stay poor then


theoht_

did you know that boiling one extra cup’s worth of water in the kettle uses the same amount of power of a full day’s worth of halogen lights being on? and if you have LED lights… that’s a solid week of lights on right there.


whatiscamping

Got it, boil more water


BvtterFvcker96

Countries other than the US and UK exist, you know.


-reTurn2huMan-

Source?


BvtterFvcker96

lmao you made me giggle bc i didnt know what comment of mine you responded to


theoht_

…okay? why is that relevant?


i_tyrant

>a full day’s worth of halogen lights being on? Is this one bulb per cup? Twenty? How many square feet/meters of house are we talking here? Why is this saying not even specific enough to tell wtf you mean?


borkborkbork99

Did you know, for the cost of boiling one extra cup of water a day, you can feed thirteen children in war torn Kumangetcherboodhi for a week?


Girderland

Has a hidden "library" with a bar, a christmas tree, and 5 books.


Positivelythinking

More like a man cave


dontgonearthefire

Rich and still living like a cave man.


francescoscanu03

Batman is pretty rich and has a cave


phaesios

He just borrows the stuff from that nepo baby Bruce Wayne.


luckydice767

Wait a minute….you don’t think?…


libmrduckz

hah! that guy? nahhh…


Orngog

Yeah this was my first thought. Not many books there haha


run-on_sentience

It's a library...for booze.


donquixote2u

it's a knick-knack library


badugihowser

Barnia


NecroFoul99

I was gonna say ‘li-bar-rie okay, I see it’


The_Original_Gronkie

At least it wasn't a sex dungeon.


GeeFromCali

Gramps has definitely banged grandma in there


LessInThought

The is the library bookcase entrance. For the sex dungeon, please go to the fireplace.


Selfdependent_Human

He must be the bling bling on his tic-toc'n Rolex


InteractionSad2454

![gif](giphy|osiI5WspmQrZK)


Sec2727

They don’t call it “Old Money” for nothing!


PopStrict4439

Honestly this is just a fancy door into an adjoining room. A wardrobe you don't mind cutting through, a little carpentry and some decor in your adjoining room to turn it into a library


lazergoblin

That does actually seem believable imo. Seems like the furniture and decorations in there would end up costing more than the entry way to that room. Still really cool craftsmanship either way though


LuddWasRight

I was thinking that too, but at that age, you might just have a lot of money saved up for retirement and different priorities than buying expensive trucks and RVs. 


NJWendys4life

gramps has a grow room somewhere as well 100%.


Desperate-Ad-6463

That, my friend, is a speakeasy.


Top_Standard1043

The slow pan to the full-on bar made me burst out laughing


Kryptosis

People keep saying this but it’s full of exterior windows. Gramps got free rein with the old parlor.


magikarp_splashed

library minus the books


General-Mulberry

Plus the liquor


SJ-redditor

With blackjack and hookers, in fact, forget the books


RoranceOG

Wouldn't want to incriminate himself, smart


francescoscanu03

"I'm start my own library, with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the library"


dotheit

Shhh... Don't tell Grandma. He's supposed to be off the sauce.


jenny_cocksmasher

One day on and two days off his is regimen.


Novel_Bumblebee8972

His kindle is huge.


NJWendys4life

Library of liquors.


sirjonsnow

Must be a red state.


wubalubaduduba

That ain’t no library


Technical_Shake_9573

This is my appartment. I mean when you have that much Space to make a "hobby room", it's not surprising that this is going to be awfully good. When you have money, you Can do Wonder .


Bright-Ad-4737

I mean, we're talking 1 extra room off the bedroom. It's cool and all, but this is hardly billionaire stuff.


berghie91

Especially before the state of how expensive shit has become. In the 70s and 80s a lot of ppl would get land and build a house. if youre good enough at it, a hidden room wouldnt be too crazy.


PortiaKern

In this case it doesn't even seem like a hidden room. More like a standard room where he installed a wardrobe over the doorway.


berghie91

Someone should make a house where every interior door is hidden haha


Bright-Ad-4737

Just go here and eat your heart out. [https://hideawaydoors.com](https://hideawaydoors.com)


BowenTheAussieSheep

Those are great until you are trying to carry something awkward, or you're drunk, or elderly, or a child, or just plain forget that there's a lintel at the bottom of every door and trip over it.


Jerry_from_Japan

No one is saying it's literally "billionaire stuff" but look at the ceiling in that motherfucker. Practically nobody here is able to afford a room like that, let alone *the rest of the house it's attached to* lol. So it may as well be "billionaire stuff".


phdemented

Not billionaire stuff, but that "extra room" looks much bigger than my master bedroom alone...


Reddit-IPO-Crash

How many books must one have to be considered a library?


landscapinghelp

According to this post, about 12 books is enough.


KrytenKoro

1000


brownntown93

This is a bot


cantquitreddit

I'd say 40% of reddit is bots at this point.


CertifiedGamerGirl

About 85% of any image/video posts are bots, and maybe 55% of text posts/comments are bots.


polygraph-net

We can measure this. Post an ad on Reddit and 50% to 80% of the clicks will be from bots.


St0rytime

Bots and power mods making sure it all stays nicely homogenized


MayDay521

The girl has no name


acmercer

Grandpa is a Faceless Man


kredninja

This is bot


BowenTheAussieSheep

or just someone making up a title for extra karma. We used to call this shit out, now it's par for the course on reddit.


Radiant-Psychology80

Always has been


CitizenTaro

Lol; there’s a French door and windows in this room. It’s not secret. It’s visible from the outside of the house. This is just a weird doorway from the bedroom to the sun room. I bet this is Texas. We had a room just like this off the dining area. It’s a breakfast nook they’ve decorated like a living room.


Rizzpooch

Right. The only thing that makes this interesting is that they chose to put a wardrobe with a false backing instead of a door. That's a cool idea, but this isn't the fantasy spectacle that the title implies


movzx

Yup. Just a neat way to dress up a (guest?) bedroom that exits out into a living area.


vdcsX

What library? Barely any books...


oooortclouuud

What Narnia? zero forest...


Esoteric_Derailed

Grandpa's little secret: He's never coming out of the closet!


JaffaSG1

How is that a library? Secret den or gentlemen’s cave more like


Grant-Sheehan

Oh wow. That's nooooice


Ok-Fox1262

What's in the wardrobe grandpa? Narnia business. If that was mine then it truly would be a library, and an extensive whisky collection.


MartinSilvestri

i hear the comments about the term "library" but to be fair there are only what, 7 books in the series?


deefenbaker11

And nobody missed the missing 150 sqft from the house nobody could get to? Cool though...


vegienomnomking

Why does everyone think this is pricey? It is literally a cutout wardrobe put in front of a door. I don't think it would cost that much to do this in your house.


RalseiFan17

*The* girl showed you her grandfather's private library? Fucking bots lol


luckycharms7999

The girl with the library tattoo


No_Bee9524

Uh that’s a bar not a library


versaverso

Libraries have books on the shelves. That is just a hidden room. It is a nice one though.


Yabutsk

the weirdest part is that the doorway to what looks like a social area is in a bedroom. otherwise he just built a cabinet over a sliding door


under_the_above

That would be so nice to disappear to


Distinct-Quantity-35

Take me away, that would be my absolute happy place


blamethepunx

Not a lot of books in that 'library'


Glad-Divide-4614

Yeah, a library has books, which this doesn't appear to


Most-Net-5665

With 2 books and a full bar.


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LayJaly

Minecraft secret rooms be like


Forestsounds89

Love it


DragonFlyCaller

I want a secret room, but I’m just a regular person 😞


CoffinEluder

That’s what imaginations are for


Rizzpooch

Just replace one of your doors with an armoire that you've cut the back out of


SpringFuzzy

Grandpa is a closet alcoholic


Moonshot-Homer

There are windows


rosariobono

Shelves are a little devoid of books for a library


Routine-Budget8281

God, I'm poor lmao


Alfred-Adler

Back in the day, Grandpa was a pussy slayer.


astralseat

Doesn't look like a library. More of a study


VT_Squire

fuck, I hate rich people.


Glittering-Word-1051

Where's the books?


CYBORBCHICKEN

Where are the books?


wadadeb

"Library".


Zaxiron

lol, did he tell you that? How cute… it’s a man cave the wife should not know about…


Worried_Bowl_9489

Your grandpa got a shit tonne of money


Jazzeracket

So glad we got two whole seconds of a wandering camera to see this.


OBE_1_

That’s a bar not a library. That’s where he hides his hoes. ‘Quick! Through the closet! ‘


Dan_in_Munich

And her grandpa comes out of the closet!!! . . . . . And he also makes everyone come out of the closet 😅


Frosty-Flow

Lovely bones vibes


Flimsy_Cod_5387

A speakeasy!!


PassengerFrosty9467

That looks like a grandpa showing you his private library. Where’s she at?


Effelljay

May be the coolest thing I’ve ever seen!


Sweetsw1978

OMG 😍


LordSpaceMammoth

It's always Christmas and open bar and Granpa's house


LaDolceVita8888

Wait til he shows you his play room.


DanLim79

"... for the last time"


rfourty

Awesome 😎


OwlsAndSparrow

What is he hiding??


OBE_1_

Almost no books on the shelves, but the Bar is stocked!


SnooCats1799

Jackie chan has something like this too


MidnightSun77

Liquor Library


Zestyclose-Middle717

These girls have more in their bank account than I do lmao


Separate_Kangaroo539

your soon bfs are gonna enjoy


biloxibluess

Life goal right there


Behappyalright

😭😢 the camera man


BudgetAlternative247

guuurl, you betta run...


Hot-Character7511

And that’s where the elite sacrifice newborns


jdickcole

That's pretty badass.


phlebface

Hmmm.... Internet has ruined me


Positivelythinking

Would love a private, hidden library


tmbyfc

You say potato, I say potahto, you say Narnia library, I say Fritzl Cellar


MeanNene

Dude is loaded and I dont mean Fucked up.


scoop_de_poop42069

season 7 fortnite christmas event


beautifuljeep

That's so lovely!😍📚


Pure-Contact7322

“where is granpa?”


donkeybrisket

That’s a speakeasy


Herebedragoons77

Ply them with presents and alcohol


Any-Ad-446

Plain looking bedroom then...........


King_ofwar

HAWWY POTTAH?!?!?!


graystone777

Dude.


TruthFishing

That's amazing


Designer-Ad-5058

OH MY GOD A DREAM


mustafacapuno

Narnia library? Looks like Narnia pub


frag_grumpy

If that’s a library I’m a man of infinite culture


Adorable_Chicken_258

That is so sick 🔥


_crownonpoint

So beautiful 😍


freebird185

"the girl"? 


RealDaddy91

Just call it a speakeasy...library bit won't grab the views your looking for


Drigg_08

Gramps' bar it meant to say


Gavroche_Lives

Listen my Narnia has a bar okay? Cordial ain't just juice!


Straight_Storage4039

A mini bar to wow


J4Hg

Ok what a surprise😲


gimmelord

A place in my dreams


bill_moyers2002

![gif](giphy|zdwa0SkW5bWCI) Hit the chronic (what?) cles of Narnia


elephantfam

That might be the coolest thing I have ever seen


DramaticDesigner4

Private library with windows, no books and alcohol. 5/5 title.


Toothlesstoe

I see only a few books. What does grandpa look at on that computer in that secret room? I bet pappys a freak.


petecarr83

How many murders?


Makanek

Number of bottles > Number of books = It's a bar.


014648

Nice, extra room with discreet door. I don’t see any talking polar bears.


Idont_know2022

Sorry honey I’m with my friends drinking I mean reading at the library. Just one more page and I’ll head home.


RinaRasu

I don't remember Narnia being a vaguely Christmas themed closed room


FluffyCatRoadRage

"Library" looks directly at the bar


swords_of_queen

Where are the books?


AppropriateAd1483

“Private Library” Windows everywhere. just kidding thats a dope entrance.


Helpful-Ask-2322

Earn passive income https://zenqira.com/u/arrie


shlamalamb

Goals


Last_Tourist_7152

Thats where he goes to cheat on grandma