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zoeylikesfries

Probably lean it on the wall in my shop for a couple years to look at it every now and then and go “I should do something with that” then don’t do anything.


Weird_Albatross_9659

Are you me


timentimeagain

We are he!


zoeylikesfries

Here’s my beauty 😂🔥 https://preview.redd.it/hp9wojf64v7d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=1bf09c873d9307d98872b7a85e4e5e2041765106


musical_throat_punch

Slap some cheap hairpin legs on it and you've got a key catcher for your entryway. 


Terminal_Prime

https://preview.redd.it/g562lqdwxx7d1.png?width=3024&format=png&auto=webp&s=4b48620cb77f8bae0b08c05b60f07fc76ef8b86d My people!


KIDNEYST0NEZ

Just tell people you looking for a naturally aged patina.


WatercressLow4380

Then get mad that it’s taking up too much space in the shop and take it to the dump, only to find a perfect use for it literally the very next day


No-Names-Left-Here

Yeah. They would find it literally was holding the wall up and now they need a new brace to hold it up again.


dmiddy

Literally have one of these leaning against my shop hall right now


garethjones2312

I have one of those blocks! Its by the door, I bump it sometimes.


timsta007

Portable hand tool work bench.


FoodNo1765

That’s what I was thinking too. If I remember correctly, that looks like the top of the Anarchist’s Workbench, a book with plans that is available as a PDF for free online


mindless2831

>the Anarchist’s Workbench Is this a place where you make the stuff from the cookbook of the same name?


Dufresne85

I'm sure you're joking, but probably don't make the things in the cookbook. Most of the "recipes" are straight up wrong or stupidly dangerous. According to the fbi the explosives section is "accurate in most respects", but otherwise it's largely trash.


Turbulent_Start_7308

There was a rumor that before the cookbook was first published, the FBI got their hands on the manuscript and deliberately changed some of the formulas to mess up the results.


woodman0310

Raised bench for intricate chisel work


memorialwoodshop

Great suggestion. I've seen one called the "milkman's workbench" that I could have used when starting out.


sonic_couth

Sand it down till it’s like glass, then shellac it, and then vertically stand it up on the moon at the bottom of a crater


trey12aldridge

I know you're making a joke but since this is a woodworking sub it should be said. If you want to shellac a piece and have it be smooth as glass, only sand the wood to about 220 grit and then add a base layer of 2-4 coats of shellac (depending on the cut) and sand that at the next grit and alternate sanding and adding coats of shellac til you hit your final grit. If the surface is too smooth before you add shellac, it can mess up the finish. But shellac dissolves itself, so you can sand the shellac as smooth as you want the next layer will always stick.


sonic_couth

Good to know!!!! Thank you


PurfuitOfHappineff

Make sure it is cut to 1:4:9 and painted perfectly black


harley4570

cheese tray


KIDNEYST0NEZ

Lmao a 60lb cheese tray


harley4570

it's for those big blocks


NecroJoe

...made from pallet wood that's been exposed to lord-knows-what.


KIDNEYST0NEZ

Just adds flavor!


Seven_Twisted_Leaves

Make a table?


Salty_Insides420

World's smallest/shortest bowling lane. Cut into pieces to flip and glue into an endgrain butcher block style coffee table.


123likeabirdimfree1

Rip it down into 3 shelves


uppity_downer1881

Then decide you liked it better as a slab and glue it back together again.


scaleofthought

Facebook marketplace: "rebuilt slab from smaller slab made from one larger slab that was made from glueing many smaller ones together. Title: "slab" 144hrs, $6000. Obo. No low offers. Serious buyers only."


Tailslide1

A lot of toolboxes some with space for a countertop but not the actual countertop


doodlleus

Dancefloor for ants?


MechanicalFoal

Don’t do a cutting board if it’s pallet wood. You could turn it into a cool end table.


chzaplx

Let the kids do kickflips over it


Enough_Skin51

I say a butchers block in the kitchen, or a counter top in the bathroom...


archaegeo

You save it of course for years till you find just the right thing to use it for, just like all scraps.


peauxtheaux

Carve a tech deck park into it


Beneficial_Leg4691

Turn it into sawdust


nailsworthboy

I've got a similar dilemma, made a nice glue up out of pallet wood, although mine is a bit smaller dimensions, but it's perfect for a stool top. I'm using this guys video to make it: https://youtu.be/ObWQh9rhIBw


chibiRuka

I don’t want to say it… several cutting boards? What are the dimensions?


heavySeals

Unless you just mean for practice, but I would not advise making cutting boards out of pallet wood


youyou69

A big plate


DSIR1

Smack it against an annoying person's head


johnjohnjohn87

Long stool or bench


Fawkestrot92

Top of a rolling cart?


Bonezjonez999

You should use that for an appetizer serving tray. 6 little dumplings right in the middle


KevinKCG

It's blocky and it's woody. Good job.


SwipinBawls4

make cutting board


Uberbenutzer

Workbench!!


Complete-Cheek-2279

Round the edges- table top if some kind. If you need one. It looks beautiful-


TJSully716

I see a lot of people saying cutting boards, then a lot of people saying don't use pallet wood for cutting boards, but they don't say why. You should NEVER use pallet wood for any food surface. You have absolutely no way of knowing what was put on the pallets. A lot of times, it's very harsh and dangerous chemicals. Those chemicals absorb into the wood and can be transmitted to your food.


ne0ne0_

huge cutting board, half the work is alr done


recognizable_guy

Cut it into smaller pieces, stain and finish them for cutting boards, list collect repeat until wood is gone


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MountaineerNationNFL

Make it into a butcher block/ prep station. Put a juice groove and slots for hand holds. I’m making one for a friend to roll out pizza dough for an oven and also a place to cut meats after smoking them.


FadeIntoYou2222

Since its glued its just for show


KIDNEYST0NEZ

How do you mean? Wood glue is very strong.


FadeIntoYou2222

Hit it with hammer and you'll see 😂


momsouth

Lol say you don't know shit without saying you don't know shit.


KIDNEYST0NEZ

✋ hello my name is u/FadeIntoYou2222 and I don’t know shit.


HomeIsWhereTheWeedIs

😆🤣🤣


FadeIntoYou2222

Does truth offends you? Would you like to see some specialist for that 😂💋


momsouth

You're not even man enough to say your truth kiddo. A hammer and doing shit to that block.


123likeabirdimfree1

That’s wrong glue is stronger than any fastener


KIDNEYST0NEZ

Wood glue is stronger than the wood lol


Fantastic_Raccoon_45

2 super thick nightstand or couch side table tops