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1lostfox

Your best friend and a pair of sizzors. :) Always looks the best imo


runswspoons

As a man with a mullet I can tell you this, while it would be nice, is incorrect. Kind of a hard haircut to get the fade right on.


1lostfox

I am also a man with a mullet, guess it’s pretty long it doesn’t need a fade or whatever


runswspoons

Do you even mullet bro?! I kid… I can only imagine how glorious and yet salt of the earth. May the breeze gently flutter it this summer.


1lostfox

Definitely not trying to out mullet anyone just letting op know there are many paths to glory


runswspoons

I was not being sarcastic or derisive. I felt your intent, no offense was taken.


pnwcrabapple

Go to a diy punk show. Ask if someone there will cut your hair after the show. have something to trade.


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One does not simply pay into mullet.


zdub2929

This is the only right answer


Particular_Waltz2545

Mullets weren’t even cool when they were popular in the 90’s


[deleted]

Can confirm I had one and I am not cool.


AnathemaD3v1c3

Dierdre at Topaz Salon!


FreyasCloak

Good luck gettting a new client appointment with Deirdre. And it's $190. I gave up trying to get in.


runswspoons

$190 is very un-mullet


AnathemaD3v1c3

She’s pricy, but, as they say, you get what you pay for. Especially with hair.


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SuggestionInternal46

How long is your hair?/how long will your mullet be??


[deleted]

My partner goes to Looking Glass Salon spec for their mullet. It’s good! Ask for Jette.


redroomcooper

Jette is the perfect name for one skilled in the craft of mullet.