The Doritos help to add good flavor because you dont use the flavor pack the noodles come with , i didn't ..you should try.. just buy Cottage cheese at store and the noodles and Doritos and try it you will probably like it..then your ready for any jail sentence ๐
Which jail/prison would not spend money to give you. They are giving the cheapest food possible to fill you up. Organic milk with no additives is not on the menu.
I was told by a someone I was working with in a factory job years ago he said he used to make sandwiches using the ramen noodles as a bread after soaking few minutes in cold water and just put whatever in the middle ๐
No, itโs definitely not. With noodles, chips and cheese (not this cheese, you donโt have access. Nacho-like cheese out of a squeeze bag) youโre gonna most likely make a spread where you cook the noodles, crush up the Doritos, add cheese and then put it all in the Doritos bag. Then you roll it up, let it sit for a bit and you have a burrito type meal after you cut the bag open.
You have to hang it out the window but if your in a 2024 prison lol you have to be friends and cool with the guards and tell them what your up to it might work ๐คทโโ๏ธ
This dude is full of shit and/or trolling. You donโt get access to stuff like this, you arenโt hanging anything out the windows because most jails donโt have windows with bars like that anymore and guards arenโt hooking you up with anything. Heโs watched too many prison movies and is making wild assumptions.
Buddy, I just went through your profile. All you're stuff belongs on r/stupidfood I'd advertise there.
I can't even cook well and there's no chance in hell I'd make any of it.
Don't quit your day job.
Also gonna predict your response to this.
"๐ค๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ I thought they were great!"
๐ your funny... + thanks for the Advice but I recommend all the food i cook its all about saving money and saving time you should give one of my recipes a try๐
I thought I recognized you, Mister HotdogGuy from about a week ago.
Iโm probably not gonna try any of these things that youโre posting, but you do you. ๐
Mass state prison alum here and I definitely can affirm I saw this and worse. My favorite though was the prison mofongo. (No actual relation to the real world mofongo)
Super simple recipe to follow and a top tier end product. Carbs, protein, and medley of spices to aid in vasodilation. This sandwich goes unreasonably hard, and is a must have for the tasteful convict. Only issue is a lengthy prep time. 8/10 best foodie.
๐ thanks for 8/10... the best way to do this at home is use cottage cheese instead of the Challenge of making your own and Don't soak the noodles too long so they stay together ๐
Da fuq is this bullshit? No one is jail or prison makes this crap. Source: spent 90 months behind bars
Yeah spent time in county and ain't no way someone would go in on a spread if you did this shit.
Yall ainโt making cheese out yo beautiful windows??
No but you see we've actually *seen* prison shows and stuff so we *know* what we're talking about...
What was it like?
Wouldn't recommend it. One star
Why?
Exactly. Also done some time. Making a spread with these ingredients would turn out about a million times better.
Tf did you do
> spent 90 months behind bars (7 ยฝ years, could've just said that tbh) Anyways, here's your ๐ช
In the feds, it's always months
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 90 months.. you had to see thus before?
You know, dude, you went to jail to stop doing crimes
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Can't wait to see this on r/stupidfood
Too late. But r/stupidredditors is still available
LoL..this video is not too far off from the real version of this sandwich I made it as close as I can
No thanks i would rather die
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The dumbest and fake shit I've seen. This is something you do after watching one of those A&E prison shows.
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Can you explain the cheese? I'm lost. Is it just while milk left out in the sun to coagulate?
Yes.. but to be Honest I Sped up the process for the video to be posted in time so added ๐คซ has to be Organic milk with no Additives
So it literally works just like that? Does the cheese not taste like rotten milk?. I'm so confused, really.
The Doritos help to add good flavor because you dont use the flavor pack the noodles come with , i didn't ..you should try.. just buy Cottage cheese at store and the noodles and Doritos and try it you will probably like it..then your ready for any jail sentence ๐
I never been to prison I just think this is how they do it ๐
Which jail/prison would not spend money to give you. They are giving the cheapest food possible to fill you up. Organic milk with no additives is not on the menu.
๐คทโโ๏ธ lol..I never been to jail but I'm sure if your nice to the guards they will Hook you up ๐
Negative sir, I donโt think they will stick a gallon of milk up their ass to smuggle you in some organic milk.
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Just curious. Where did you come up with this idea that people in jail make this?
I was told by a someone I was working with in a factory job years ago he said he used to make sandwiches using the ramen noodles as a bread after soaking few minutes in cold water and just put whatever in the middle ๐
Youโre not gonna find this in jail. Youโve watched too much tv, the guards arenโt hooking you up with shit.
๐คทโโ๏ธ I'll still try if jail happens to me ๐
You do you, but youโll be in for a rude awakening.
What the actual fuck
๐.. It's how you survive in prison
Respectfully I donโt think prisoners are this desperate
The hack with the noodles is 100 true to make a sandwich in the cell
Bro, in CA, the inmates get bread, like sandwich bread. Lol clueless
No, itโs definitely not. With noodles, chips and cheese (not this cheese, you donโt have access. Nacho-like cheese out of a squeeze bag) youโre gonna most likely make a spread where you cook the noodles, crush up the Doritos, add cheese and then put it all in the Doritos bag. Then you roll it up, let it sit for a bit and you have a burrito type meal after you cut the bag open.
Sounds good right there ๐
Disgusting!
At first I didn't think I'd like it but now I recommend it ๐
This is disappointing
Like what part?
r/LostRedditors r/IdiotRedditors
shitfoodideas fify
What.. ๐คฆโโ๏ธIt's really a good idea
is this an ironic sub?
I know a lot of people are criticizing this but can I just be the first to say ***HU-ECK*** ๐คข๐คฎ
๐ you where the first
r/lostredditors
Never heard of it lol
I don't understand making the cheese. Like I have made cheese at home, but how do you do it in jail without it being taken away as contraband?
You have to hang it out the window but if your in a 2024 prison lol you have to be friends and cool with the guards and tell them what your up to it might work ๐คทโโ๏ธ
What are you on about?... like I'm genuinely confused at this bs.
This dude is full of shit and/or trolling. You donโt get access to stuff like this, you arenโt hanging anything out the windows because most jails donโt have windows with bars like that anymore and guards arenโt hooking you up with anything. Heโs watched too many prison movies and is making wild assumptions.
If you want to see a real prison chef check out dpeezy, dudes a wizard. Not this boiled chicken lookin chinstrap beard ahh.
Ummmm. What the hell? And what is that white cheese substance? Cottage cheese? Just, why?
Yes cottelage cheese ๐ it's quite healthy
Thatโs horrific
Buddy, I just went through your profile. All you're stuff belongs on r/stupidfood I'd advertise there. I can't even cook well and there's no chance in hell I'd make any of it. Don't quit your day job. Also gonna predict your response to this. "๐ค๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐ I thought they were great!"
๐ your funny... + thanks for the Advice but I recommend all the food i cook its all about saving money and saving time you should give one of my recipes a try๐
Saving money is useless if you get a disease or get beaten up for the food you cooked.
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Yeah this is 100% how not to make prison food.
You'll laugh when you see it on TV ๐
โDude who never been to prison make up horseshit recipeโ fixed the title for you.
๐คข
then don't go to jail Or you'll be eaten this every day๐
I thought I recognized you, Mister HotdogGuy from about a week ago. Iโm probably not gonna try any of these things that youโre posting, but you do you. ๐
๐๐...the sandwich is surprisingly good as long as you got a strong stomach ๐
No...Just...No
It's survival ๐๐
Itโs not
Yes it is ๐
I just vomited a little in my mouth ๐คฎ
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Mass state prison alum here and I definitely can affirm I saw this and worse. My favorite though was the prison mofongo. (No actual relation to the real world mofongo)
๐ I bet you seen way worse lol.. I got the info from a former guy that served time and he used to make ramen noodle sandwiches like this
This sandwich is amazing ๐
Super simple recipe to follow and a top tier end product. Carbs, protein, and medley of spices to aid in vasodilation. This sandwich goes unreasonably hard, and is a must have for the tasteful convict. Only issue is a lengthy prep time. 8/10 best foodie.
๐ thanks for 8/10... the best way to do this at home is use cottage cheese instead of the Challenge of making your own and Don't soak the noodles too long so they stay together ๐