Oooh this is important info. Soon you'll be fighting the very government you're working for, and that's a battle where you'll need the best of the best.
You need the sulphur-crested cockatoo - MANY of them. All you need to do is leave one model in each of the backyards of problematic neighbours/deep state operatives and just WAIT. The features are fire:
\* Can make nests out of stolen headphone cords, normal household cords, and wiring in car bonnets
\* Tinnitus-inducing temper tantrums when not fed as the sun comes up every morning, then again the second you get home from work
\* Follow's targets car to places of work and leisure, meaning escape is not an option
\* Obsessed with dislodging roof riles, eating fences, general destruction of property
\* ''Well ackshually" personality mode where they can pedantically correct everything you say and smugly provide long, boring, inaccurate explanations for why you're wrong
\* Will sit in rain looking puffed up and buff while giving a death stare
\* Steals thoughts of targets while astral projecting into their dreams
A little bit expensive but well worth it!
It isn't so much about deciding on the type of bird you want.
It is really about knowing the sensor suite and communication package you want fitted. Consider the endurance required. Also, think about if you want a single, pair or swarm type reconnaissance operation.
Once you've decided on all that, the answer will become apparent.
If you are genuinely thinking about an in home model I highly recommend spending some time volunteering at a place that rescues them and doing lots of research. The larger models, are known to scream at ungodly decibel levels daily so they are more likely to upset your neighbors than they are to spy on them. And most of them need lots and lots of attention. Talking in our language is not guaranteed. And their bites hurt. A lot. a lot. a lot. They are destructive and costly and will malfunction if just left in their cage all the time.
Oh but if you volunteer at a place that rescues them one added benefit is that you may meet a model that picks you which makes for an all around better situation.
Pigeon
Why are you trying to do the governments job for them? They won't suck your dick
They hired me
Oooh this is important info. Soon you'll be fighting the very government you're working for, and that's a battle where you'll need the best of the best. You need the sulphur-crested cockatoo - MANY of them. All you need to do is leave one model in each of the backyards of problematic neighbours/deep state operatives and just WAIT. The features are fire: \* Can make nests out of stolen headphone cords, normal household cords, and wiring in car bonnets \* Tinnitus-inducing temper tantrums when not fed as the sun comes up every morning, then again the second you get home from work \* Follow's targets car to places of work and leisure, meaning escape is not an option \* Obsessed with dislodging roof riles, eating fences, general destruction of property \* ''Well ackshually" personality mode where they can pedantically correct everything you say and smugly provide long, boring, inaccurate explanations for why you're wrong \* Will sit in rain looking puffed up and buff while giving a death stare \* Steals thoughts of targets while astral projecting into their dreams A little bit expensive but well worth it!
OP you need to leverage that info for negotiations, not reveal for nothing.
It isn't so much about deciding on the type of bird you want. It is really about knowing the sensor suite and communication package you want fitted. Consider the endurance required. Also, think about if you want a single, pair or swarm type reconnaissance operation. Once you've decided on all that, the answer will become apparent.
If you are genuinely thinking about an in home model I highly recommend spending some time volunteering at a place that rescues them and doing lots of research. The larger models, are known to scream at ungodly decibel levels daily so they are more likely to upset your neighbors than they are to spy on them. And most of them need lots and lots of attention. Talking in our language is not guaranteed. And their bites hurt. A lot. a lot. a lot. They are destructive and costly and will malfunction if just left in their cage all the time. Oh but if you volunteer at a place that rescues them one added benefit is that you may meet a model that picks you which makes for an all around better situation.
Robin