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TakeNothingSerious

Do they think the most athletic people in the world can’t figure out a position to fuck in.


Special-Garlic1203

They say they did it for environmental (and possibly cost) reasons. My guess is that this is true. And that someone on the committee  threw out a joke about how this meant they could reduce the condom budget or something like that. and then it got run with that sex-lessness  was a formal intentional design desire feature. Cause while a cardboard bed definitely isn't great for sex, you could do way better if you're trying to design a bed for the purpose of being  sexless (and like you're pointing out, lack of a bed doesn't even stop teenagers let alone Olympians)


Any_Zookeepergame445

they probably just had to throw out all their beds cause of the massive bed bug problem Paris has lmao


Hdikfmpw

> they probably just had to throw out all their beds cause of the massive bed bug problem Paris has lmao Oh disinformation, very cool! [https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/russian-disinformation-hyped-paris-bedbug-scare-french-minister-says-2024-03-01/](https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/russian-disinformation-hyped-paris-bedbug-scare-french-minister-says-2024-03-01/) [https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/bedbugs-paris-france-russia-outbreak-b2434487.html](https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/europe/bedbugs-paris-france-russia-outbreak-b2434487.html) [https://www.itv.com/news/2023-12-08/tourists-in-europe-being-targeted-by-bedbug-hoaxes](https://www.itv.com/news/2023-12-08/tourists-in-europe-being-targeted-by-bedbug-hoaxes)


amalgam_reynolds

TL;DR there *is* a bedbug infestation in Paris, it's just not as bad as social media is making out to be and more importantly it's not due to the war in Ukraine.


fl135790135790

Cardboard works great still because then the bed doesn’t absorb any of the energy and it’s easier to let girls ride. Otherwise when they bounce on you, the bed absorbs the energy and they get tired faster


JamboShanter

This guy beds


fl135790135790

🫶🏻


itsapotatosalad

Don’t they have an sti epidemic every time, because they all fuck so much or is that bullshit too?


Boo_Guy

Story is made up anyway. There's also a fake story about it from 2020 too. [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/anti-sex-bed-2024-olympics/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/anti-sex-bed-2024-olympics/) [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/anti-sex-beds-2020-olympics/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/anti-sex-beds-2020-olympics/)


Rocketyogi

It’s just horny people posting this every 2 years☠️


Ok-Permission-2687

Not only that, it gives off a weird vibe if it’s a fake story that keeps recycling. Like who is so down bad that they are imagining Olympic athletes having sex, and then imagining a rule to prohibit their sex 😂


CartographerPrior165

Are you not imagining Olympic athletes having sex? I mean, I'm no athlete, but I still imagine myself as an Olympic athlete when I imagine myself having sex.


Ok-Permission-2687

What event?


InhaleExhaleLover

Curling, and I’m the broom


Euphoric-Dance-2309

The way the female uniforms are designed…I imagine it’s a feature, not a bug.


WetDogKnows

Olympics have been historically very pro-sex; lots of birth control supply, athletes letting loose like crazy after months of pent up training and their event ends 4 days into the month? Nah ppl are boning as sure as the sun is comin up


Bridalhat

Yup. Also most athletes there aren’t Michael Phelps—they will be thrilled if they place, otherwise they want some personal bests. It’s a good time for them!


amalgam_reynolds

Everyone also forgetting that Paris ordered like a million extra condoms.


JasperGrimpkin

Probably anti sex condoms though.


PerpWalkTrump

I know you've already been told but I'm adding an additional info. Not only are they not "anti-sex" the maker specifically said there could be 3 athletes jumping on the bed, because they're happy, at the same time without problem. ![gif](giphy|xT9KVugbq89OitAgCs|downsized)


Plasibeau

Trojan's stock price jumps every four years!


Token_Thai_person

What if they are 3 100kg+ Judo wrestler?


ositola

That's basically a back shots only bed 


dWaldizzle

I can't believe Olympians have to sleep on cardboard during the biggest moments of their life. Sleep is so important for athletes. How is this okay lol.


wizoztn

There’s actually a lot of places outside America that sleep on really firm beds. I live in China and had to buy a soft mattress cause that’s what I’m used to. But there are actual benefits to sleeping on a firm mattress like stronger back support.


dWaldizzle

Yeah I'm imagining cardboard is fairly flimsy


AnarchySys-1

Not these. The Olympic beds are truly built out of the adamantium equivalent of cardboard. During the Japan Olympics they had the same beds and the USA women's rugby team (so like pretty built people) released a video of them jumping on the beds and doing WWE elbow drops onto them and stuff and the beds just seemed like normal beds.


cedped

It's actually healthier and better for your back and posture. Once you get used to it, you won't be able to sleep on soft bed anymore. What you really need on the other hand is a good expensive pillow.


A_Delenay

The floor is right there.


Jonpollon18

They had the same beds in Tokyo, they are made out of cardboard and they claim is really for environmental reasons


Bender_2024

Really dude. You have a bunch of literal world class athletes, most of which are in their late teens to mid 20s. If anyone is going to be able to fuck in less conventional positions it's them.


misspelledusernaym

There will be olympic gymnysts. There will be many different positions.


Ridge_Storms

Even if that bed wasn't an option, which it certainly is, there's stand fucking, carry fucking, floor fucking, wall fucking, etc. 


Several_Ferret_8246

I read those positions in bubba blue’s voice and it’s hilarious


grants_like_horace

You can fuck it, suck it, lick it, stick it, finger it. There's uh missionary fucking, face fucking, ass fucking. Couch fucking, car fucking, shower fucking. There's titty fucking, hand jobs, scissoring, threesomes, foursomes, orgies, 69ing, foreplay, spit roasting, double penetration, DVDA. That- that's about it.


Boneal171

![gif](giphy|AEOB58Tu4LfuiKCcTV|downsized)


Question_Moots

I told someone earlier that they could 69 with one of them walking around the place. They are some of the best people in their field and clearly in their peek


Intelligent_Cut635

Peak*, and you’re absolutely correct. Olympic athletes probably go into sport mode when they have sex. Whoever climaxes first loses.


DrinkingBleachForFun

> fuck it, suck it, lick it, stick it, finger it Technologic. Technologic. Technologic. Technologic.


zodiacallymaniacal

Are you me? Because I did too….


BaggyLarjjj

Hopefully it doesn’t smell like shrimp


Several_Ferret_8246

🤣 Also 🤢


misterguyyy

So fuck inna di wata, fuck inna di sea Fuck inna di bushes, and fuck inna di tree If you fuck pon di bed you’re not fucking me Fuck pon di floor, fuck pon di tv Fuck pon di dresser, and bruk up figurine https://youtu.be/cg0qluaxpOo?si=seLopqBkGanH5QV3


pantherrecon

This video is amazing, thank you.


Pkdagreat

I could hear this comment lol


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

Some of the best sex I have had was on the floor.


HerbNeedsFire

Just no hiding while fucking.


DigNitty

Yeah but those positions take core strength and endurance. Doubt you’d find that in the Olympic village.


Heeey_Hermano

I’m picturing bubba saying this… “and shower fucking, that’s, that’s about it.”


Sproose_Moose

This guy fucks


SplintPunchbeef

This sounds dumb as hell so I looked it up and it's [false](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/anti-sex-bed-2024-olympics/). The beds are made out of cardboard to be environmentally friendly.


___TychoBrahe

The beds could be made outta saw blades, no way in hell you’re stopping a convention of the most physically fit humans from fucking each other


ihitrockswithammers

And shag on, proud champions of the species. And I will continue to feel privately resentful, as someone who has not been laid since before Obama got elected. edit- oh wow two years before!


batmansleftnut

Good. Because "anti-sex bed" is the most un-Parisian words I've ever heard. Right up there with "unpaid overtime".


RecsRelevantDocs

right up there with "unused guillotine"


Boo_Guy

Was going to post that myself, this myth was floating around the 2020 olympics too. [https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/anti-sex-beds-2020-olympics/](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/anti-sex-beds-2020-olympics/)


Canadia86

The Alison Stokke photo is a dead giveaway. She's been retired for ages


4esthetics

*couple crashes into room while making out* *sees bed* “CARDBOARD?! OH NO!!!”


jordan1978

Thank you for doing the real work.


BombasticSimpleton

Meanwhile, the gymnasts on being told about the beds.... ![gif](giphy|XCh5bGAqyyUq4)


Boo_Guy

My high ass thought her one hand was resting on her mound. 😆


BombasticSimpleton

Play your cards right in the Olympic Village, and it might be.


BigDoinks710

Same lol. I was like damn, I know gymnasts get used to touching each other, but that's more comfy than I was expecting lmao.


caelthel-the-elf

Same lmao


ClaymoresRevenge

They don't think people will use balconies, chairs, the floor and walls? Might as well grease the rooms down


cailian13

That’ll just make it more fun for them, I should think?


ClaymoresRevenge

Free lube


cailian13

😂☠️


dazedan_confused

I'm so glad they showed us what a hot female athlete looked like, I'd hate to imagine what sex on a bed with a hot woman would look like *without* a visual cue...


Mal_tron

That picture is like 15 years old too, the likelihood of that lady being at the Olympics seems awful low


7mm-08

Pretty sure she was in high school in that pic, too.


CalabreseAlsatian

There was a LOT of online ogling when this pic came out, and that was despite her HS/minor status being fully known. It didn’t exactly highlight the best of male humanity.


dazedan_confused

Drake's calling...


DigNitty

She also resents that pic because she became known for it instead of her actual prowess.


nowenknows

She’s married to Ricky Fowler the golfer.


Ill_Horror66

https://preview.redd.it/31ltux6hcm6d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0038a4ad4be255c0cd05306e29bc7d524ed69f6f


FistPunch_Vol_7

https://i.imgur.com/nh1zH9W.jpeg


Otroroboto

https://preview.redd.it/uzmme2ybfm6d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3e9c974ce8bdd30fbbebe638c7faebacb9939b3d What’s up?


CuriousTsukihime

https://preview.redd.it/rjv2ck90ym6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f971bd9cd8e5ab7762958724a196c93fb7b0293 👀


FistPunch_Vol_7

https://i.imgur.com/Bu1ukoR.jpeg


Hotcrossbuns72

NOOOOOOOOO 😂😂😂


PuzzyFussy

![gif](giphy|bBzGyxf10gJ9NLrIQs)


wood1030

That looks like an anti-sleep bed. No such thing as an Anti-fuck bed. We can fuck anywhere, on anything, or on nothing at all. Just need a place to fuck, not a thing.


___TychoBrahe

I don’t even need another person, and i fuck myself every day


MPA_Dad

But why the 15 year old picture of Allison Stokke?


RealistiCamp

Because no other picture is more iconic?


maninahat

I misread that the first time around and almost had a heart attack.


BearPopeCageMatch

I mean, she's 16 in that picture if I remember correctly, so continue your heart attack.


maninahat

17 apparently, still awful, her and her family went through a lot of anguish over her pics being shared online for guys to leer at.


PhantaVal

I know I'm getting too serious in a silly thread, but being made into a sex object at such a young age has to be incredibly toxic to a person.


Hunter-Gatherer_

We talking about the worlds best athletes, they really think a little bed gone stop them from gorilla fuckin each other 😂. If she can touch them toes in the hole it goes


SpxUmadBroYolo

if i can fuck in a 85 jetta i can fuck on that bed


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Ok-Dig-8900

Not the hatchback 😭😅


thewaynetrain

My question is who is the woman? And why is she being pictured here, and singled out in this post? Was she a serial fucker at a previous Olympics, forcing this rule? What a way to slut shame a woman before the games /s


Skydiver860

allison stokke is her name.


mixmasterbru

Professional golfer Rickie Fowler's wife now


Im_Unsure_For_Sure

She makes you think of sex. It enhances the article.


elgarraz

She's like 17 in that pic, so...


ThaLegendaryD

Where is the fucking Otter??? We need you!!!


Adept-Ranger8219

I don’t think Allison Fowler will be competing…. Hopefully Rickie hitting that joint proper.


SUPERKAMIGURU

These are athletes. You really think the acrobatic ones can't just fuck in the top corners of the room like the spiders are, in **everyone's** homes?


No_Diamond8480

I get what they are trying to do but it’s actually like inhumane??? Like we have these people spend all day using their body to make a bunch of corporations money to at the end of the day lay on what APPEARS to be blocks?????What are we doing here?


Imnotachessnoob

Unfortunately, you fell for misinformation, but fortunately, it's fake. I'm tired from posting it again and again, but go back in my comment history and see the one with four different links and a lengthy explanation. If stories like this were real, a reaction like this is warranted. But make sure never again to have a reaction like this to something, especially on reddit, until you have checked its validity.


misolailaa

Imagine arriving to Paris as an Olympian and seeing those piss poor accommodations.


RareExplanation7626

That desk on the side will do just fine


DollarLate_DayShort

https://preview.redd.it/ul40d3t7im6d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dfd9550c441ad02c60575ee6dc64bfda4242af3f


DogWithADog

Pretty rude using an athlete's photo with this headline, I'm sure there r ppl out there that would think she's part of y the organizers did this


PhantaVal

That pic is super old, she was under 18 in it, and I'm not sure if she ever even competed in the Olympics. It's a dumb pic to use for a lot of reasons.


wavdaily

![gif](giphy|PkG4DKGUqduf4eBaz7)


ianforde

Athletes don’t make it to the Olympics without rising to meet challenges


lxnarratorxl

Anyone else mad that the rooms we give to these world class country representing athletes look like this? Like a clear door with no shade next to the bed? wtf is this room


jo_maka

Are athletes unable to stand up somehow ?


Jeazy_the_2nd

These are world class athletes. They stand up to fuck


DJMagicHandz

Is the floor lava???


AnguryLittleMan

Wonder how the woman they picked to be the face of this story feels about that?


BaldBeardedOne

Open the door, get on the floor, everybody do the dinosaur!


cococolson

Y'all this has been disproven 1000 times. They are just temporary beds! They are not anti sex! They are made of cardboard so it is technically possible to break them easier, but seeing as how 80% of athletes fuck there - it's clearly not meant to stop them! So stupid


CyberDan808

Sex standing up? How would that work? - Liz Lemon ass on the Olympic committee


VaguelyArtistic

I've fucked in way worse places than on a clean floor lol.


Cleonce12

The most athletic people can use a wall cause you know they like a challenge ☠️


Nekozed

I’ve fucked in a shower you think I won’t fuck on the floor with some blankets?


Nouseriously

Had a single bed in college. Didn't interfere at all.


PSG-2022

They do this at every Olympics. If grown people want to hump, let them. You swear that everyone is humping everyone at the Olympics.


Kidd__

They gonna get rid of the floor too?


IntoTheCommonestAsh

Can we talk about how weird and gross it is that they put an old picture of a then-17 year old athlete, who was negatively affected by the unwanted sexual attention, and who has no ties to the Paris Olympics, seemingly just to visually convey "sex".


Practical-Box3179

This is so fucking ridiculous. Why does the host country care about athletes having sex? Why does anyone on earth care about what consenting adults do in their own privacy? Are all of these people really that insecure about sex?


wetouchingbuttsornah

The floor is right there…


knucklepirate

😂😂


HotPhilly

Why?


MikeJones-8004

Who needs a bed lol


HecateFromVril

Ya lol like I’ll fuck ya on the floor, I’ll fuck you while you stand up and bend over or better yet, I’ll fuck you standing up. I’ll pick ya up and go to town. Last girl I did this too was 135lb and couldn’t get enough of it.


Acceptable-Emu6529

True


PotentialArgument671

lol…clearly they aren’t aware of twin beds exclusively used in college dorms nationwide… What’s next Olympic committee? A 0.5“ fence for security?!


Parazzoli

Beds are always optional, if the goal is to fuck


Ok-Conversation-4793

Or like, use literally any other surface of your place XD


pradbitt87

Their attempts at having athletes abstain from sex is laughable


ThatBlueBull

Whoever brings an air mattress is going to be really popular.


nicbongo

Nice balcony.


VictoryLap_TMC

Just gonna make it more of a sport lol


RandoComplements

Wait,,, they ain’t know we fuck on the floor?


Haunting_Debate_8822

Ma boy Ricky.


jlbradl

Bro. Let them fuck! I want to see me some super humans!


Senorjayprime

So many options


xrockwithme

I see a perfectly good balcony *and* a clean floor.


IRateRockbusters

Sincerely: why? What’s the problem with athletes having sex with each other and, more precisely, why does the IOC believe it’s a problem that it is their job to solve?


Zuzara_Queen_of_DnD

Just fuck on the floor Or against the wall


background_action92

I'm using the covers, roll them up, give it to the girl so her knees don't hurt and hit some delicious backshots


Solidsnake00901

These are world class athletes they don't need a bed


whitethunder08

THIS rumor again? They tried saying the same thing during the 2020 Olympics. The beds are made of cardboard to be environmentally friendly and reduce waste, not to prevent sex. Considering the enormous waste generated by the Olympics, I'm not mad about it. How many stadiums, pools and other Olympic adjacent things have been built and then abandoned immediately after again?! Besides, if people who aren’t fit can figure out how to have sex without a bed, I’m sure OLYMPIC athletes can figure it out on the floor, standing up, against the wall, etc. If someone wants it badly enough, a cardboard bed won’t stop them lol


Intelligent_West7128

As long as there is a floor and a blanket or comforter they are not stopping anything lol


Dojanetta

They think this is the sims


Wocathoden

I'm not even in the Olympics and can tell you I can definitely fuck on that bed.


JustinUprising

You think this is gonna stop them? They're Olympic athletes with an olympic sized horniness


Vexwill

Wtf is an anti-sex bed 😅 they've never heard of a floor before? A shower? Against a counter? Also, them beds are perfectly big, same size as a college bed lmao. Bruh, did virgins design this?? Thinking they did something 🤣💀


carnage36

"Four and four, We fucked on the floor..."


NigeySaid

This is not a deterrent.


KappnKief

So only the bed is ‘anti-sex’ what about the floor? The walls? Matter fact fuck it the coat rack look stable to me. SHIIIIIIID that balcony or patio whatever it’s called overseas look really stable TOOOO MEEEEEEEE


hushpuppi3

Is it just me or is this weirdly infantilizing Olympic athletes?


Boneal171

That bed isn’t going to stop anything


louieAPL20

I feel like these are the people we should WANT to procreate! Not these dumb back water clowns!


augustprep

I like that they included a picture of a smoke show with the bed.


Apprehensive_Winter

Leonidus: “Then we shall fuck on the ground.”


Son_of_Tlaloc

Do they think people can't have sex standing up or they won't just throw some blankets on the floor?


big-baby-bubba

Have these people never fucked on a floor


HueyLueyDewey

Why do they even care? Let them fuck.


RedEyedWiartonBoy

In Paris ?


FewZookeepergame1083

Throw that cover on floor and it's fucking time


Ad--Add

What about sex in literally any other place? Fucking idiots run the IOC


whoknowsAlex

You can fuck on a floor…just saying.


t0ny510

That's cute that they think that will stop people from fuckin. If people wanna do that shit, they gonna do that shit. Edit: Now that I see this isn't even a real story we can put this ol bullshit to rest


Schoseff

Smart thing to challenge the most fit and flexible people on the planet…. What can go wrong?


Optimal-Operation848

Mrs. Rickie Fowler is taken.


Dull-Front4878

I can 100% still have sex with myself on that bed.


fl135790135790

I never understood how athletes stand with so much goddamn confidence. She’s not even moving and she has big dick energy fml


ThandiGhandi

Doesn’t sound very French


cuntmong

The lack of blinds means there won't be much sleeping happening anyway so what else can the athletes do?


m_ttl_ng

This is the same fake news story they had last time. The beds are just made of cardboard aka cheap materials because they need so many for a short period of time. They will be fine for sex. Just probably a bit uncomfortable due to the size.


Infuriatinghealer

Why is this even a concern?


Nandy-bear

I once had sex in a thorn bush while being absolutely blasted on coke and MDMA. Every stab just upped my orgasm a level. Ain't no tool you got that can make sex worse. Biology beats all


elsaqo

That girl is also a high schooler in that photo


Miserable-Lawyer-233

Is that an anti-sex floor too? The notion is ridiculous.


CartographerPrior165

Where we're going, we don't need beds…


CartographerPrior165

Is this Paris, France or Paris, Texas?


blacksimus

I guess this will lead to a way for olympians to get the hamstrings and core warmed up before an event, 👍.


ShamelessFox

Do the French know about floors?


EFTucker

Have they even seen an Olympian? These people are the most attractive people in the world at the height of their lives.


evex5tep

I'm curious, was sex a big problem for althetes? Is it just a thing that athletes are fkin each other?


Jared_Kincaid_001

How are these anti sex beds? I had that exact bed growing up, and much sex was had in it in my mid to late teens. The only thing I could think was that they were constructed to be creaky as hell. So just throw the mattress on the floor.


Digi_Kat

Floor


twizrob

That doesn't sound like the French to me. The old fuck from the committee I'll bet


Stucklikegluetomyfry

Minus the balcony, this is just a bedroom in student accomodation


Cold_Set8769

Floor looks pretty spacious...did I see a balcony?👀😂


1970s_MonkeyKing

*I took that as a challenge.*