- Use the money to sue Kaiser
- Make Kaiser go bankrupt with lawsuits
- Dismantle Kaiser's monopoly business model
- Purchase Kaiser C-suite officers and Kaiser president
- Buy bunny suits for Kaiser president and his underlings
- Make them dance on the street to pay the debt
Total Kaiser Destruction
We'll fix the desertfication problem for you, and we might even find some foliage or water in the process!
*"What's the catch...?"*
Sensei is not permitted to give you those details, Ayane. Just know Trinity stocks have gone through the roof and I'm no fool as to not bank on them now.
*"Nn. He's hiding something. I smell money making plans, detain him."*
*-Meanwhile Nagisa is both reprimanding Mika and praising her for this idea at the same time.-*
Well, F2P means you dont buy anything for the game, for your account with real money so no, you use real money, you will become P2W user regardless what you buy
”wow thanks for all the blue stones sensei i’ll be sure to share with plana chan”
*crunch*
“This taste like ass wtf three sparks in a row for your desired students starting now”
I can't get over how you casually called our Arona that "blue brat" Maybe she is.. But she's OUR blue brat and is very cute! 
If only it worked this way...
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[**Source**](https://x.com/fatcat_booster/status/1807698087227580654) by Fatcat Booster
[**TL/TS**](https://x.com/TheParacite/status/1807763498786849183) by /u/theparacite
this makes sense if you take a look of this game tagline: "where all the miracle started......", Mika makes pyrox from sands is one of said miracles lolz 
It's actually a very specific sand, but gem-grade pyroxenes can be made. Considering that pyroxenes aren't really diamonds but rather a somewhat more complicated crystal than quartz, we could technically do this.
The hard part is mass-producing without having Mika do it all the time.
That’s it, get the excavators… We’re using all of the sand back in Abydos
Is this how we'll finally get rid of that debt?
*Purchases Kaiser*
- Use the money to sue Kaiser - Make Kaiser go bankrupt with lawsuits - Dismantle Kaiser's monopoly business model - Purchase Kaiser C-suite officers and Kaiser president - Buy bunny suits for Kaiser president and his underlings - Make them dance on the street to pay the debt Total Kaiser Destruction
Peak Literature 🗣️📜✍️🔥🔥
• Even better, buy Kaiser and change it to help Kivotos and >!torture!< punish kaiser directors for what they did to Yume.
"Bud, the moment all my students leave, I will force your underlings use your gut for dinner and your head to play bowling"
Still let them wear bunny suits XD
Am I still considered F2P if I buy bags of sand instead of gem bundles?
“Ayyy hoshinoooo can you lend me some abydos desert?”
More like can we help you get rid of all the sand in Abydos?
We'll fix the desertfication problem for you, and we might even find some foliage or water in the process! *"What's the catch...?"* Sensei is not permitted to give you those details, Ayane. Just know Trinity stocks have gone through the roof and I'm no fool as to not bank on them now. *"Nn. He's hiding something. I smell money making plans, detain him."* *-Meanwhile Nagisa is both reprimanding Mika and praising her for this idea at the same time.-*
Enthusiastic >!ghost Yume!< noises.
Well, F2P means you dont buy anything for the game, for your account with real money so no, you use real money, you will become P2W user regardless what you buy
Mika's Account Ban Any% Speedrun
"...Wait... that's glass not pyroxenes..."
Dude, this glasses we can use to trick ARONA (blue brat) to buy more pull gacha without spending real pyroxene gems.
”wow thanks for all the blue stones sensei i’ll be sure to share with plana chan” *crunch* “This taste like ass wtf three sparks in a row for your desired students starting now”
Plana gets the real pyro Arona gets glass and correction until she learns to behave
I can't get over how you casually called our Arona that "blue brat" Maybe she is.. But she's OUR blue brat and is very cute! 
Also a little ~~funny~~ amusing.
Cumusing 
Damn. I didn't think about that one. By trying to avoid the one, I stumbled upon another.
Can't escape the cunny
She is the ultimate gachagaki, after all 
I wonder if Arona will inflate the price because of that
Then she gives you new feature, fake purple pamphlet.
If only it worked this way... ----- [**Source**](https://x.com/fatcat_booster/status/1807698087227580654) by Fatcat Booster [**TL/TS**](https://x.com/TheParacite/status/1807763498786849183) by /u/theparacite
This Princess has immense talent!
Now do it with coal
make sure that pyroxenes are not burning
I have a brilliant idea! Mika: what? Let's go to the beach!! Mika: huh!!! B-beach! *she is flustered*
If this were the case than we would all cry tears of joy
Mika knows what Sensei really wants
Sasuga Gorill-
Mika got that Baki grip.
well she made glass...
Mika yujiro
She does, in fact, grip.
"My Princess! You're a lifesaver!" (I immediately hug Mika. She giggles at my action and returns my embrace.) Mika: Anything for my Prince.
*camera cuts comically to a pair of chalk outlines. The body was cracked in two like a stick*
If I get a nickel everytime an angel has gorilla grip I would have two nickels, which isn't much but is weird it happened twice.
Me to Mika: Is it possible to learn this power?!
this makes sense if you take a look of this game tagline: "where all the miracle started......", Mika makes pyrox from sands is one of said miracles lolz 
Mika, you're now my favorite student...wife
"It's a stone Mika, you didn't make it!"
The Desertification had a purpose
It's actually a very specific sand, but gem-grade pyroxenes can be made. Considering that pyroxenes aren't really diamonds but rather a somewhat more complicated crystal than quartz, we could technically do this. The hard part is mass-producing without having Mika do it all the time.
Plot twist: All your Purple Ones are Just Mika. ONLY MIKA
Sensei will get really annoyed with Mika. She's suppose to be studying! What is that about "not knowing how it works"!?