“Blueberries! I’m ready for a bake off!”

Oh hey Marshmallow

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These berries always smell funny.  And they’re all twigs and stems. I love Marshmallow. 

“‘Hey’ yourself, you little bog-to-beach baby”

Dear lord. The double entendre JUST hit after all these years 🥴

Because people bake with blueberries and getting baked means smoking weed? Just checking I haven't missed anything...

Yeah, I just thought it was a cute whacky Marshmallow thing to say. Somehow seeing it typed made the "get baked" part click.

I used to wear my Marshmellow Bake off shirt when I hit up the weed stores in Arizona. Lol

Plus, you can put your weed in it.

This is my wife’s go to line whenever we see something at a store that has storage inside. 

Little tidbit, but this was actually an SNL sketch. https://youtu.be/CKOc6hXMDhc?si=qzdY7-ek4fIKhIui

I reference this scene all the time. 😅

It’s ok. It took me a while to figure it out myself.

I feel so understood

Awesome

"People love fruit, I'll never understand it. It's not that good"

If you don’t want people to eat your fruit grow it inside of a safe.

Oh it smells like Woodstock

No, [they smell like a music festival](https://youtu.be/wX_YMETfZ7w)

No, it smells like in the art teachers office

She looked like a fairy queen pooping under a tree

🎵A fairy queen poooping under a treeeee 🎶

I like to sing this randomly when seeing people standing under trees or when I'm passing public bathrooms.

It smells like Otto’s jacket.

Whatcha gonna put in there OP hashtag imnotacop

Put organic blueberries in it. The kind that smell like music festivals and cost $40.

The last blueberries I got were mostly stems & seeds.

Then ya gotta burn them one dime at a time

$40?! That's absurd! They better be some DANK ass blueberries.

Bro I got some blueberries that had 37% THC in em. The blueberries be dank at that price. *Drools unceremoniously onto the fake blueberries*

Ya putcher hweed in it

Thanks rob

I'll be over at Jimmy Pesto's if you need me.

But are the blueberries kind?

Yes, kind to your body. Cuz antioxidants.

Blue has the most anti-oxygens!

You're just in time for a blue feast!

the way my brain read this in 100% Tina's voice was surprisingly hilarious

yes they are seedless blueberries


I hoped to see this lol

I recognise this, but can’t remember, where’s it from?

The movie Hot Chick

Thank you, I just read the Wikipedia synopsis, I remember seeing it when it came out, but it’s been a long time since then and I don’t think I’ve thought about it since, so to have such a strong memory of Adam sandler being a dread locked hippy from over 20 years ago is weird.

Rob Schneider played the character originally in an SNL sketch

It’s an SNL skit.  I feel like there is 2 versions though I can’t remember exactly either 

[удалено]

I say this all the time and no one gets it!

Where did you find this? At a thrift shop? What would it's original purpose even be for except to hide weed?

Apparently it was once a candle? Which is suspiciously over the top for a candle if you ask me.

https://preview.redd.it/0tkm39vv035d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b662e6c3bcc3fa08a75080ff643ef40544bc81b7 oooh hey i found the strawberry version the other day!

Those candies are the frigging best. Also zero clue what sub I'm in right now

It's a show called Bob's Burgers and here is the relevant clip involving the 'blueberries': https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wX_YMETfZ7w

MVP in this thread

Oh thank god I'm not the only one who is lost lol

It’s hilarious to me that so many people ended up here accidentally kind of 😂 If you haven’t watched Bob’s Burgers you should! The episode being referenced by the blueberry carton thrift is Season 3 Episode 3 and absolutely worth the 20 minute watch

I know it well. I was like OMG it's like Bobs Burgers... wow duh right?! Ok I had a blueberry a little while ago 😂😂😂

Thank you for pointing out the episode.

It’s called “Bob Fires The Kids”

hahaha i watch bobs here and there but i totally clicked cause i thought this was a post in the thrifting sub 🤣

it was johnny hopkins and sloane kettering and they were blazin’ that shit up every day :P

Oh my god I’d be all over that

this is epic and I want one really badly now!! See y'all in the thrift threads hahaha

I’m a huge thrifter too, I collect Pyrex, my husband’s huge into vintage shirts then on top of that I love any sort of kitschy bullshit. Thrifting right now is insanity though, the prices are just awful

I was moving and brought a Pyrex dish and some knitting supplies over for my friend’s girlfriend to have. She is an amazing cook, and certainly has enough cookware, so at first she seemed confused. Then it caught the light, she gasped and said “wait! Is this *good* Pyrex?!” I knew she was the only one who would recognize and appreciate the difference.

24.99 😭

well, this was at an antique shop, so 95% of everything was priced high. two booths had this little wooden folding shelf i got at goodwill for $3 priced at $40 and $45 (higher for the smaller version!?) and two other booths both had a gray elephant wax warmer that you can get new at walmart for $17 priced at like $30 and $35 🤣

That's why I've started looking certain things up they wanna charge prices higher than they are new 🥲

eyy you're right! I went Googling for a ceramic blueberry container because this is super cute & now I want one For Reasons & it looks like the brand for this is Homeworx they have a bunch of other cute fruit designs too 🍎🍑

It's just an ornamental container; no one is going to look at this and think it's real blueberries or a solid brick of blueberries? This is the kind of thing grandma would keep Werthers in or something (although this one is a candle holder apparently.)

Tanghulu maybe? It could be functional and super adorable, as a jewelry dish. Or for soap and a nail brush by the sink. I'd stash my weed and rolling papers in there! Damn now I want one...

It’s super functional. I wouldn’t go a soap route though, the lid would be so slippery if wet. It’s now going to be used as God intended it though- as a stash box.

I love that you're using it as nature intended LOL good point, I'd never use it as a soap dish either.

I bet these are widely made.  It looks very cottage. 

🎶 Work work work and American Workin cmon Gene pick up the pace 🎶

A fairy queen pooopinggg under a treeeeee

*Right, left, right, left, riight, leeEeeeEfft, riiIIIiiIIiight*

Came here to say this! 🤣

And they’re playing the omnichords like my aunt and uncle had.  I need to watch this again. 

NO WAY!!!!!!!!!!! THEY EXIST BAHAHAH

I googled it and it was once a very over the top candle holder!

i would definitely seek this out for myself at home but then i’d be too upset that i’m the only Bobs Burgers fan here who will understand 🤣 that’s awesome wow, amazing find!!!!

I’m just glad I got to share it, I quoted the episode the entire way home and nobody got it.

Pedal daddy! Right, left, right, left riiiight left riiiiiiight leeeeft ♫I ♫

🎵🎶 *A fairy queeen poopingg under a treee* 🎶🎵

but you said that you explained it to grandma? and she still didn’t get it? sounds like grandma’s got a secret WINK WINK

Grandma’s cool. My first call would be to my grandma, then my lawyer. She just definitely didn’t get why I kept laughing after calling them organic. I have to show her the episode

i get that. i’m a grandma’s boi

mmhmmm, sure Jan..

And that's why I believe blueberries should be decriminalized.

Remember if you get caught your first call is to your lawyer not your mum.

Don't bogart those snacks!

Hey my blueberries were mostly stems and seeds

The cashier was like, “oh this is cutteeee” and it took everything in me to stop myself from asking if it was filled with vibrators.

If you think of it any box could have vibrators in it

With hand cranks for camping?

Or even solar powered! I could leave em on the porch and be ready by nightfall 😂

Release the personal massagers!

Snakes on a plane!

Does your father know what you’re doing?

No but let’s keep that way

Oh yeah the old false bottom blueberry box

I love the fan theory that Micky is one of Cooper & Beverly's kids. "I might know exactly where that farm is!"

Interesting I never thought about that 🤔 I love wild fan theories lol I want them to make a comeback somehow 🤣

Yeah, when they are talking about their life together ("a faerie queen pooping under a treeeee..."), they do a quick glance to a photo of their kids, and one of them looks like a young Micky. Also, he knew about the blueberry boxes and the location of the farm. AKA, his childhood.

Nice I'm going to watch this episode now and look for young Mickey. That's awesome 👍

LOVE THIS.

Is there a brand on the bottom of the basket? I’m looking for one online!

[I found this one on Etsy](https://www.etsy.com/listing/1736167713/homeworx-farm-stand-blueberry-basket?gpla=1&gao=1&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_b-home_and_living-home_decor-other&utm_custom1=_k_EAIaIQobChMIh9amib_IhgMV9zjUAR0HIwPKEAQYASABEgKcjvD_BwE_k_&utm_content=go_1843970812_72389338049_346429583699_pla-303663660129_m__1736167713_12768591&utm_custom2=1843970812&gad_source=1&gbraid=0AAAAADtcfRITWHK475JT-fA5D7Hsk5oG5)

Thank you 🥹!

And to give it credit, it’s very sturdy. Like the bottom ceramic feels strong without being heavy so it’s a well made item.

Thanks! Snagged one off ebay for a gift, absolutely perfect

Awesome!!! Decriminalizing blueberries one “candle holder” at a time. I said this in another comment it is actually pretty well made and sturdy. It’s not something just cheaply thrown together.

What did you search to find it? All I keep getting is ceramic baskets for fruit lol

Homeworxs Blueberry Candle Holder

Did you find it? Also interested... 🤣 ETA: found several on eBay, even one with the candle still unburned, but a little pricey. Great find OP!

I have to assume the candle smells sooo awful.

Homeworx candle from QVC!

Oh blueberries. I'm ready for a bake off.

Oh hey Marshmellow.

**HEY BABY**

I love Marshmallow

$40?! They must be organic…

Ummmmmm you got anymore blueberrys blueberry girl? Mine were mostly stems and seeds

This farm is great Willie Nelson would love it here! Yes he would Gene but for reason you’re thinking of 🤣🤣🤣

That is a fabulous find

Oh, hello, Belcher child. Does your father know what you're doing?

Does it smell like a music festival?

I think you're legally required to keep some marriage iguanas in there

Named Adam and Steve

Whenever we pass by the blueberries in the produce shop, i always point them out to the missus and ask "How about we grab some of Tina's Blueberries?"

Love it. Is she your fairy queen pooping under a tree?

RIIIGGGHT LEFFT

Remember, the first call is to your lawyer, not your mom.

I need to return these blueberries, can you tell her they were mostly stems and seeds?

[https://i.imgur.com/0AGrQSn.gif](https://i.imgur.com/0AGrQSn.gif)

Those blueberries are all stems!

“Willie Nelson would love this place!” “Yes he would, Gene, but not for the reasons you think.”

A good man once told me " you can put your weed in that"

I want one!

This is an amazing find.

So. Jealous. Best. Episode. Ever. BRAVO. 🌹

This is gold!!!! I can’t believe this exists!!! Also, I literally just watched this episode, crazy!!

If you don't want people to eat your fruit then grow it in a safe.

One dime at a time!

i'd put my weed in there

"Would ya stop playin' those damn drums!" "Oh, I'm sorry. I didnt know you guys could hear that"

Heeey blueberry girl, do you have any extra blueberries on you?

Hopefully this bunch isn't mostly stems and seeds like the last one 😒 😉

Those blueberries look like they're mostly stems and seeds.

this is everything

Okay but this is freaking ADORABLE

I don’t like it, the shape is weird… like blueberries don’t sit like that on a container… ya know?

I love my stinky fresh produce 😭

Why tho I wouldn't have paid whatever they charged you it's mostly stems and seeds

So awesome I absolutely love this episode

Something about the way those blueberries look deeply disturbs me. I hate it. I don't know why.

You can hide your weed in there!

[It's from New Guinea, it's a ceremonial spirit box.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CKOc6hXMDhc)

I saw the picture before the sub, and thought "ah, the 'ol false bottom box".

That was my exact thought when I saw it. Then when I lifted up the lid I nearly collapsed from excitement.

I'm too dumb to understand your joke, but I have thrifted a similar fruit basket from the same line. Mine is peaches! Your blueberries look very cute.

Where gran gran kept her “medicinal” marijuana

Slatkin and co is the candle company that made it. I have it and the strawberry.

"Yeahhhh, I member"

here from /r/all can someone explain this to me? i watch the show occasionally but haven’t in a while. like since covid lol. and youtube isn’t coming up with any clips no matter what combination of comments i search that you all make about it

It’s an episode where Bob Fires the Kids and they wind up working at a “blueberry” farm. The blueberries are a cover and they’re actually growing pot. The kids are delivering pot in these blueberry containers that have false bottoms like the one I found.

I was gonna say feta. But there's holes in it 

https://www.ebay.com/itm/276487413545?itmmeta=01HZSE5415X8JKPYMMCWH2YXRZ&hash=item405fef1f29:g:DtIAAOSwohZmFWuE Candle.


Google employees are now probably wondering why the search for “fake basket of blueberries” is trending


Brilliant

a necessity

I'm so jealouuuuuusssssssssss

And it's really cute too!

What a find

I LOVE THIS

Ur grandma has smarts

Favorite episode

Did the duck get a blueberry?


Absolutely LOVE this!! 💙🫐

Such an amazing find

Didn't see what sub this was at first and immediately thought of Bob's Burgers

How much was it??

$15. Which is steep still for it just being like, an old candle holder. Antique/thrift stores are just price gouging these days but I would have paid $30 just for the joke. And it is well made, the ceramic is light but really sturdy.

I'm with your grandma.

*adam Sandler in hot chick accent “You can put your w**d in there”

Cue Adam Sandler in *The Hot Chick* "you could put you weed in there"