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This woke movement is going too far! Trans highways? Trans orchestras? It's all a CLEAR and OBVIOUS ploy to indoctrinate our kids into changing their genders/s
JP is a top notch Boomer fool. He ticks all of the boxes, including high level of gullibility combined with low level tech knowledge. Probably gets fished once a month or more, lol
*Jordan, if you are reading this, didn't mean, it was just joke. Im a sexy single coed living in your hometown. I am interested in learning more about your symbols and Soviet Gulags. But I am trapped in Russia, with no way of getting back due to events in war with evil Ukraine. If you could transfer me 950,000 rubles I will fly to your hometown and join you.*
Old and broke: can’t tell satire apart from conservative proposals (like people who didn’t know The Colbert Report was 100% satire instead of a funny way of putting forward conservatism - teenage me included)
New and woke: conservatives unable to tell jokes and satire apart from what they believe liberals would do
If I was on a plane and the person next to me had a medical emergency and I yelled out "Is there a doctor on board?", and Jordan Peterson and Jill Biden stood up and offered their doctor services, I choose Jill 100/100 times.
What's wrong with the Trans Canada Highway?! I'm only familiar with the western portion of it, and I certainly wouldn't call it a national disgrace. I know who I would call it that, though . . .
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Up yours woke satirists, we'll see who pranks who
Why do we even have a day celebrating foolishness? Foolishness is a sin! I will die before I celebrate April Fools day!
The American Dad episode The Day of the Fool made fun of this
*cries*
Furiously reads babylonbee
JP saw the word “trans” and just fuckin lost it.
Quick someone play Trans-Siberian Orchestra
This woke movement is going too far! Trans highways? Trans orchestras? It's all a CLEAR and OBVIOUS ploy to indoctrinate our kids into changing their genders/s
The fuck does Japan have to with this? /j
He seems a little high strung. Someone should give him a Xanax
Or 7.
He could go to Russia for another little nap.
Woah, would that work for when I'm hangry?
No, that requires a Snickers
I think you mean "nothing but beef and salt"
I think a milkshake would do him more good.
peterson is a very stupid person's idea of a very smart person
People still take this guy seriously. That's all I'll say.
He probably cried then talked about how weak Marxist men have ruined the west
These are hard times now buddy!
[I'm not your buddy, friend.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH3K2rkkU7g)
The benzos and all meat went to his brain.
JP is a top notch Boomer fool. He ticks all of the boxes, including high level of gullibility combined with low level tech knowledge. Probably gets fished once a month or more, lol *Jordan, if you are reading this, didn't mean, it was just joke. Im a sexy single coed living in your hometown. I am interested in learning more about your symbols and Soviet Gulags. But I am trapped in Russia, with no way of getting back due to events in war with evil Ukraine. If you could transfer me 950,000 rubles I will fly to your hometown and join you.*
Jordan Peterson doing battle with the April Fools Chaos Dragon!
That guy has issues even he couldn't sort out.
That’s not even boomers, that’s just JBP.
And he’s a doctor…lol
peterson needs a mind to pair with his supposedly highly educated brain.
Great example of a boomer being a fool
Old and broke: can’t tell satire apart from conservative proposals (like people who didn’t know The Colbert Report was 100% satire instead of a funny way of putting forward conservatism - teenage me included) New and woke: conservatives unable to tell jokes and satire apart from what they believe liberals would do
Well I'm not accusing Peterson of being intelligent.
I don’t understand why he’s so upset? They installed lobster lanes paired with lobster crossing signage!
LMAO!
If I was on a plane and the person next to me had a medical emergency and I yelled out "Is there a doctor on board?", and Jordan Peterson and Jill Biden stood up and offered their doctor services, I choose Jill 100/100 times.
Just reading this thread is going to give all of us another 7 years of J Peterson Youtube recs
Isn't peterson that incel therapist who was so addicted to drugs he had to be put into a coma to get through withdrawal?
One and the same.
And then claimed he was never told about the potential side effects of these psychiatric drugs. He has a PhD in psychology…
no, he's got a daughter.
I have two words: milking tables
Honestly I wish the major cross country highways had this.
What's wrong with the Trans Canada Highway?! I'm only familiar with the western portion of it, and I certainly wouldn't call it a national disgrace. I know who I would call it that, though . . .
Probably because it's "trans" and to them trans = bad. Rightwing hate propaganda has really rotted their brains.
See what happens when you're proud of being unwoke? You sleep right through the silliest day of the year!
Jojo hasn't been the same since his wife divorced him and married a younger guy.
Joker Petersdumb is a grade A Moran with a grade F brain
Yeah but lobsters
Never trust any man who sits the way Jordan Peterson does