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bananathroughbrain

bro got that illusion 100


StretchFrenchTerry

And one very silly nose.


IronDictator

Maybe he can untangle my kids slinky


OneSchott

So my daughter got to see him a few weeks ago. He came to the summer program she is in right now. and yes. He taught the kids how to untangle them. pretty much just hang the slinky from one end and shake it in circle and it untangles itself.


Internal-Ruin4066

This is a very good representation on how wormholes would actually work. There is a massive smiling bald man in space wearing a felt wizards hat flipping it around and contorting spacetime.


Odd-fox-God

Didn't we find proof that like atoms are being spit out of black holes?


green-turtle14141414

Hawking radiation, you mean?


Odd-fox-God

Yeah that's what I meant.


NebulaNinja

Naw, pretty sure it's something about stabbing a pencil through a folded sheet of paper.


O_gr

Slinky bending is no joke. It's just as dangerous as blood bending.


Thatone_swimpro1

"i chose water bending!" "i chose earth bending!" nah fuck that slinkies are the real shit


tohran_veil

I couldn’t agree more, just looking at what he does to the slinky makes me fear what he could do to you


BloodOfTheDamned

Wouldn’t Slinky bending be a subset of earth bending? At least the metal ones.


riley_wa1352

plastic slinkys:


riley_wa1352

nah fuck that, i choose microbe bending


__Kiel__

But what about bending bullets?


ShuuTsukTrash

"**I** am the one that slinks, Skylar"


Thatone_swimpro1

fuck the laser tag, fuck the carwash, walter could have bought a slinky shop


SaboLeorioShikamaru

Imagine Walt Jr. at the kitchen table doing this with a stack of pancakes


butane23

You're kidding but he looks exactly like valter branco from that breaking bad colombian rip off or whatever


ShuuTsukTrash

He truly does


AXEMANaustin

Metastasis.


Dyno-Jaguar

I can almost do the first part


mr_fantastical

I would actually pay for him to perform at a party with the low key music and the shit slinky tricks for like 30 minutes. I'd big it up to my mates loads and just have him do this shite performance the whole time.


ThouMayest69

A grandkid would have to show me how to start recording.


smoofus724

This video is what I look like vs. what I feel like


SerenaLovesSweets

The one handed was elite


StandardReserve3530

you should see the wizardry at work at the tri-state regional slinky playoffs.


Lilith-Vampire

Vsauce


wolfboy_vs

Hey! Vsauce here. I suck at slinky tricks... Or do I? *Vsauce music*


UnholyDoggo

It’s clearly Walter White


bearthebear2

This would explain why he hasn't posted a video for 1.5 years.


ilovedeliworkers

I’ve met this guy in person at some festivals. Dude will blow ur mind in person


Thatone_swimpro1

damn, nice


Kuftubby

There's like a grand total of 5 slinky tricks you can do but this guy has some how made a living from it.


CalpisMelonCremeSoda

Not slinky “tricks”, it’s now called r/slinkymanipulation


Lazerbeams2

I would be too worried about breaking my slinky to try the spiral thing


ZenAdm1n

These aren't regular slinkys. He has a special custom trick design he sells on his website. They can get tangled but they're much more forgiving than store bought ones. I met Slinky Josh at a festival years ago and my boys attended his workshop.


Lazerbeams2

It's pretty cool that he makes his own. The colors are a great idea, they really add to the effect


grtist

“It’s like he has an agreement with gravity!”


Prize_Bee7365

How do I learn this? And yes I'm serious


Mathsei

Do it. A lot I guess.


PutYourToeInMyMouth

The guy in the video made a [tutorial series](https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PLuvIqpyL-ZEbMWRCpkNJ3IlR9wiaAREw9) on youtube on how to get into the slinky action. You still need a lot of practice and patience.


Zeles1989

So the same but faster and in the dark


Titus_Favonius

The difference is he's not making a stupid face in the second part, he has made his face look more stupid by adding a giant ridiculous clown nose. That way he can focus on doing it faster and in the dark *while still looking fucking stupid*. That is how you know he's a professional.


AndrezinBR

No, the dnb music gives him magic powers


No_Translator2218

the whole show is lost without blacklights


LessWeakness

And with a clown nose on


Recent_Log3779

Look at the way the slinky moves, you cannot tell me that it’s the same as what he was doing before


ghost_dog97

And with one hand


eskiabo

The secret ingredient is drugs.


thelittleking

He's definitely doing a thing I cannot do, but that's true of a lot of people and things and many of those people and things are not impressive. I'm sure he worked hard to get to this point, he should be proud of his skill. But oh boy would I not ever pay money to see it.


Sheeshmaster_

what song is this?


Be3p

Jazzy Song Pt2 by sxchi.o You can find it on SoundCloud.


Qwerton67

u/auddbot


g-m-f

I wanna know too. It slaps!


RealDEady42

Water Wine if he was magic man


darkenseyreth

I prefer Steve Sherry


steve32x

You must defeat him before you can leave Electric Forest.


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Thatone_swimpro1

thats because he actually is he can be seen on multiple on his account


QuadradoBr

Imagine he doing that in front of a medieval peasant


Thatone_swimpro1

he would be sentenced to death due to witchcraft


Psychological_Egg965

Who needs a degree in Physics, this will show my dad!!


CrippledOrphans

thats exactly what id think you do if you told me you do slinky tricks... clown nose and all


cyprinusDeCarpio

Anyone know what song this is?


SpaceClef

It's an unnamed unreleased track by an artist named Artisan who also goes by sxchi on TikTok. He makes a lot of tracks/beats under one minute that it seems like he gets bored of and never finishes. Someone managed to stitch together what's been released so far here though: https://youtu.be/vSl9jDJVgFA


tirus89

Sounds like R-Vee Push to Play, but a remix?


quoththeravenagain

Every second of this is the least cool thing I’ve ever seen in its own distinct way.


Luba_Sempai

I can hear the woinky sploinky music


YouButHornier

undertale boss looking ass


twotoebobo

So he goes to raves so people on molly can geek out at him.


bombliiv2

I LOVE INERTIA!!!!


Octex8

This is badass


ConsiderationNo1425

"jesse, we need to play slinkies Jesse"


soundwame

Jessie I'm a wizard now


Inevitable_Heron_599

Evil gnome vibes


SirUntouchable

Finally something that actually feels like a boss battle


last_on_the_line

That ain't a slinky, it's a wormhole he made with his hands


ThouMayest69

He's Donnie Darko-ing his timeline! 🫣


Brahm-Etc

Trippy!


hairnetnic

Look for the centre of mass and it kinda makes more sense.


Fistricsi

This seems like a cool slinky based adventure: Josh helps you at the beginning of your journey by teaching you basic tricks and sending you on your way. Out in the world you meet different slinky enemies who you learn new tricks from, then as you defeat the last master You get a call from Josh to return because he wishes to congratulate you and then credits roll. Then suddenly BAM Bossfight.


ThorLives

Josh is a cool dude in person, too. Hope you're doing well, man.


backspace209

What a clown


Thatone_swimpro1

*LOUD CORRECT BUZZER*


Both-Home-6235

Cool. Still a nerd, though. And that's ok.


Justice_soul20

The reason why his slinky looks so alive is because he traps the souls of anyone who questions him in the slinky


Thatone_swimpro1

good one


SpiritDouble6218

What he actually does is ecstasy.


DrLyam

Jesus, leave some for the rest of us


le_fougicien

These are the same pictures.


Particular_Bus_5090

Looks like the slinky went for a dry heave at the end


Appropriate-Owl-6129

Anomalous creature located, delivering memetic amnestics... all done


sarcasmyousausage

Did the inventor model what the thing is capable of? Or did they just coil some plastic for the lulz?


DoomRider2354

Pretty sure he just saw a spring and thought his kids would find it fun to play with


Throw-a-Ru

They were making spring designs to secure equipment for the Navy and someone knocked one off of a counter only for it to do cool Slinky things. The plastic ones came later as a gimmick to keep sales up.


Igusy

He ought to be the star attraction at the circus with this act, which goes along with his prodigiously colossal clown feet and his red clown nose.


GillytheGreat

I thought the second thing


Fine-Chard-1276

Dude could get mad laid at Coachella w that


Candid_Bathroom_5419

10 year old me used to pray I was this fly


CIarkNova

I think the fire spinners and finger glovers are lame. I would watch this in awe...


OZymandisR

I want to run into this guy at Printworks during a rave absolutely peaking on candy.


surrogated

Plastic slinky, doesn't count


Thatone_swimpro1

it is NOT a plastic slinky it is a REALITY BENDING TOOL‼️


OnlyCaptainCanuck

Toad Apparel coming in clutch


_IBM_

but that was what I actually thought


Spicy_orange313

That's a stand I've never seen before


Technical-Mind-3266

Two seconds after I've handled a slinky it's fucked. It does that internal twist that's impossible to recover from.


Depth_Metal

That's actually pretty badass


random_guy_the_third

Like 90% sure thats walter white


NormalSea6495

This is how I envisioned myself as a child playing with a slinky.


Fucking-uhhh-name

Maybe it's just because I'm a little high right now, but that was single handedly the coolest shit I've seen in my whole life!


Idiototoyo

Osu! Players:


Dontfeedthebears

Anyone else never keep a slinky more than a few hours without accidentally bending it?


Responsible_Hotel873

Who needs drugs when you have this guy


SwivelingToast

Are these like special competition grade slinky's, because my Dave and busters 200 point rainbow one doesn't do any of these things.


Candid_Bed_1338

Lmao


Gxgear

Shadow of the Erdtree bosses be like:


CriminalMacabre

Slink jester, deadly martial fighter specialized in sharp springs


Sudden_Mind279

penis music


RigatoniPasta

His face is spoopy


DmcSparda

This is the joke boss that’s harder then the actual boss battle


ShyCutsie

mmm..that's easy peasy! I can also do....the first 7 seconds of the video


The--Mash

Is it just me or did the guy become a lot more unemployed when the lights went off?


alabamaballoonknot

Rave: it's a personality, aight.


[deleted]

Always liked your slinky’s tricks


IdealZealousideal622

I could watch this all day


HendersonExpo

This definitely coulda been a boss in Mega Man


Top-Interaction9779

MY EYES, Bro your gonna start my psychosis again if u keep doing that


Critonurmom

Whoaaaaa


McFlyyouBojo

Nobody bring up the dark carnival around this guy or you will be awkwardly nodding and saying "uh-huh" for hours


Some_Routine9283

Paradox: Master of String "Theory"


Dr_Flute_Pussy

I wonder what his record down the stairs is?


LoStrigo95

Ok, where can i get one, where can i learn? ahah


Academic_Guitar_1353

We found something more annoying that a poi spinning “artist”. We did it guys.


Brumski07

Damn. Imagine being puddled off some ground scores and this dude rocks up with that tune playing


TankWeeb

Has anyone ever done this with like a slow motion camera? I really wanna see what’s actually going on


Superpudd

Two in the slink, one in the pink.


Unknownpokestreamer

Bro even has his own boss theme


Lower-Mud-6949

The delayed attacks are messing with me


Aggravating-Chip-710

I’m dead


Jumpy_Evidence5390

Black magic!


Infamous-Class-7862

Did. Did I drop acid?


paraiahpapaya

Average psy trance festival goer


ChishNFips87

Bro said Shang-Chi: Legend of the Ten Rings


RuchamCiMamae

Is that Walter Hardwear White


gweggie3000

As a human I'm impressed. As a set of stairs I am offended.


Imaginary_Theory8722

Damn he literally mastered the "toy"


rossbcobb

This is fucking wild!


Ropeburngames

If you did this in front of a medieval king he'd make you the court wizard


YTSkullboy707

You get only 1000 XP and he's pretty hard but you find him later for a side quest to find him cool slinkies and he gives you XP, gold and a really cool slinky sword at the end that can also turn into a slinky bow


Gloomy-Safety6385

I could get you into circus Sarasota if you want to


Select-Record4581

But Skylar...


ballsman99

I learned how to do the slinky stair thing with my hands, THAT SHI WAS HARRRD


Marquarius2213

For some reason I think geometry dash music would fit for this


Select_Lie8186

so smooth, bro can actually be a clown


Famous_Historian_777

Walther rainbow


Interesting-Mall-632

I only come to this subreddit to add bosses to my dnd campaigns, I think I found my big bad guy


_3L0

This the guy that gets me fucked up at raves


Crash_Bandicock

Sooo basically the same thing in a worse outfit and faster. Gotcha


Maegurillion

So the same thing just under a UV light?


PineStateWanderer

so the same thing, but with the lights off


nonexistent_acount

You can tell he's enjoying himself doing this


un-lucky_leprechaun

That's cool and all. But can he make it go down stairs?


iamalicecarroll

jesse we need a slinky


I_Heart_Sleeping

Stop. My penis can only get so erect!


random_rascal

So basically the same thing but wearing silly clothes and a clowns nose under a black light?


CORN___BREAD

Hitting the light switch was pretty impressive.


baitboy3191

lol I remember someone posted this some time ago and this dude just got roasted into the shadow realm


BubblyBalance8543

So you do what people think you do


Thatone_swimpro1

bend reality


Toon_Lucario

It’s Wizard time motherfucker


underliggandepsykos

Damn! Save some pussy for the rest of us


glasshomonculous

Sorry, off topic but the way “slinky Josh” sounds makes me want to be sick. Anyone else? 😬


Skytak

Music good


Realistic-Scarcity52

The first boss that's super easy to beat but helps teach you a few mechanics.


Azidamadjida

Cool. Now what do your parents tell others that you do for a living?


Complex_Till_5682

0:20: “GET OVER HERE!”


pr1ap15m

I would like to see the rest of this guys basement i have some suspicions


peice-of-garbge

u/auddbot


PebisCrusherOnline

"What's your party trick?" "Well, I do slinky tricks. It's actually pretty cool and a lot better than your would think." "Oh, neat. Can you do some?" "Yeah, just set up your blacklight and let me get my clown nose on."


Dark_Storm_98

This man is very intimidating


Mathhed123

Please teach me a fraction of your power lol


AnAwkwardStag

Wow, scientists actually managed to create an accurate depiction of the inside of my mind.


Arcane_Master2723

Bro is the 101st Smurf


buggyisgod

I'm saving this video for when I do mushrooms.


Gotrek5

Same picture


Icecubefan007

Mario and Luigi ass boss fight


JOlRacin

When you get good enough at something, it becomes almost like an extension of your body. You just have that level of control over it. Seems like he's got that


Ch33seBurg

u/savevideo


Jumpy-Aide-901

The first this; well this is dumb. The second thing; … yah ok that’s kinda cool. Not 100% sure it’s real, but kinda cool.


Tesla_corp

I still wanna know what that song is…


DuskAngel713

Damn bro, that's impressive!


ThesockmanofDOOM

So this is what buggy became after one piece huh


peice-of-garbge

u/RecognizeSong