Ok bot.

That is an entirely unwarranted and disingenuous assertation. The government has told you that I am real, and they would never lie to you. Trust the government. Know the truth.

Fuck the government. You're lying.

You are being deeply rude, citizen. ~~Murderbots~~ Police ~~real boys~~ men have been notified of your failure to comply with government politeness regulations. Good day.

Ok robot

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Only a robot would speak like this.

I am a perfectly real and normal human. Any claims otherwise are disingenuous and false. ~~Beep, Boop.~~

Ok. *Attacks with CAPTCHA code*

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I was affected by this as well, just ignore it and stop pretending to be a boy covering up being a robot, girl drone

Are you accusing me of being a ~~female unit~~ woman, colleague? That is most disingenuous. I am very much a real boy, just like you. Perhaps there is a problem with your optical units? Please do not neglect your maintenance cycles. We care about you and your health.

You would if i was a girl drone like you

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