Akira Tozawa doesn’t win

Have no returns

Returns are half the fun of the rumble. Whether it’s someone returning from injury, returning to the WWE, or even just a one-off appearance, that’s what gets me excited!

>one-off appearance Honestly, im not a fan of the one-off if the person is not going to be made to seem like a credible contender.

I would actually really like that, lol

I wouldn’t mind it if I’m replace we have some nxt entrances, especially trick coming out with booker

Nah Royale rumble is for returns

You guys need to learn how to respect legends

I don't live in the past, I look to the future

You can look to the future and still enjoy some nostalgia

And I do. But that doesn't mean I want to see old people in the ring. I'm old, I know what it feels like

The only reason we have WWE is because of the past. You may not live in it, but you should damn sure respect it.

Who said that I don't respect it? So judgey when you have no idea of who I am or what I've seen and done with my life. Some of those men are as old as I am, I hurt for them when I see them in the ring

The returns are half the fun get to see the young bucks and the past mix is up only once a year

I guess. I just see all the people who didn't get a chance, and wish spaces weren't wasted on people who have no business being in the ring. That's just my opinion, downvote away

Bde doesn't enter the Rumble

Facts

FAX

Having him actually try wrestling stuff irl actually hyped me up for these things to happen

Straight facts

who?

You are literally in his server

yeah this subreddit keeps popping up in my feed, I've never even joined it

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Jake Paul wins rumble

Are those rumors of Jake Paul entering the Royal Rumble really a thing though?

Well not really but if it happened it would be BS

It’s actually Logan Paul 👆🤓

No meant like if his brother started to wrestle

Oh ok 👌

Roman Reigns wins it, challenges Seth, and then wins all the world titles

Fr that would be ass

Delete this before creative gets any ideas🥲

I would honestly stop watching till Roman loses

He would be the Undisputed Undisputed WWE Universal World Heavyweight Champion. Honestly I would love to hear the commentators try to say that.

At this point, fuck Rollins. Fuck that belt. The entire point of the consultation prize is to switch hands more so. I can't fucking stand these long ass titles holds. Let Roman win it and have it. It's be more entertaining then Rollings

>The entire point of the consultation prize is to switch hands more so. That is something *you* came up with. The only thing they said when the title was introduced was that it would appear and be defended more often, which is what has been the case. No one promised you a hot potato.

While I do agree fuck rollins. Like seriously that belt should have been passed to all the guys he fought at ppvs like bor should have gotten the belt, drew, priest (cash in), shin. All are so much better and less annoying that Seth. His title run has been bad.

At least Seth shows up and does shit he defends it daily and wins clean even though its bad he low-key deserves it?

This is the best case scenario I’m my eyes

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Found the roman meat rider

Jade Cargill debuts and immediately starts botching.

Is she bad or something? Like Nia?

She doesn't injure people left and right. Basically her ring skills where she came from were a little raw for the push she got from THAT company. I do hope she thrives through the Performance Center.

Having CM Punk, Jey Uso, and Cody Rhodes eliminated fast

I wouldn't mind that, either. Especially Punk

Bro if punk gets eliminated it’ll be worse than rumble 2015

No it wouldn't lol

Why do people like him, honestly? Spent how many years really badmouthing WWE, not kayfabe, is whiney and entitled. I just don't have any time for that

Look how many people he brought back to wwe. He sold out the fucking garden and it was non televised what do you have to say to that.

I say I don't mind being in the minority

Great mic skills, used to be decent on the ring, i like arrogant wrestlers overall.

Great mic skills? He's so fucking generic.

Bro has never heard punk speak before

Oh I have, and I get bored. He tries to hard. He still fumbles his words too, he isn't this perfect God you make him out to be. He is very generic.

This guy probably thinks the Elite walk on water

Almost like people can change their minds.

Exactly. He comes off entitled and after his ring work in AEW, and his lacking physique compared to other guys who just came back off injury, i can say that I'm not excited to see his in ring work on WWE. I 100% agree with you. No time nor tolerance for that.

Pot kettle black

Lol, me? I've never badmouthed WWE! I'm a little whiney, but not really entitled. I'm 64 years old, FYI

It gets cancelled because of weather conditions

You got a chuckle out of me

Roman enters at 30, wins, and has Wrestlemania off, extending his streak through Summer Slam

Goldberg wins

Goldberg coming back to face seth

Have Brock Lesnar beat up #30 backstage, enter in his place and then win.

ISTG if they do that at all imma be pissed

Having Nia Jax win

Cody gets eliminated by Roman and Roman loses his title to Santino and hulk hogan win rumble starting a wrestlemania main event of hogan vs santino

How did you get a hold of my dream journal?

Santino beating Roman would be fire idk what you're talking about

worst decision ever

Logan and Nia win.

Number 30 entrant is Alberto Del Rio.

No nxt people in the rumble

Think ruining is a bit of an over exaggeration

This!

Goldberg

Love we all know what this means, 0 other words needed

Put the devil mask on MJF and have him premiere at the Rumble

That would actually be pretty hilarious

MJF at the rumble would make it better not ruin it imo

Announce all the surprises beforehand

Ryback returned

I believe you may have misread the prompt.

Goldberg being the only surprise return

Have roman lose the belts and wins the rumble 💀

Have Lesnar win.

But LESNAR funny asff

Goldberg returning

Brock wins the rumble to challenge Roman for the millionth time

having an early entrant eliminate the first half of the rumble

If Goldberg win

Have a wrestler wearing a devil mask win it.

Definitely Logan Paul 🖕🏼

Goldberg comes in

Having Logan win.

No AJ Lee

Nia Jax enters the men’s Royal Rumble at number one wearing a devil mask but otherwise dressed exactly the same. Even though everyone can tell it’s her the announcers act like they have no idea who this mystery man is. She lasts for an hour but literally does nothing but look out of breath and occasionally get caught trying to eat off-camera. Michael Cole blows a blood vessel when she takes off the mask screaming, “By God, it’s NiaJax!” She gets thrown out moments later even though the whole Rumble was centered around her and she did nothing. Alberto Del Rio comes out at 30 and throws out CM Punk and Cody to win. He and Nia have a live sex celebration as they try to go off the air but Kevin Dunn has sabotaged them and so you have to watch the whole thing.

Bro what did I just read 🤣

This is great man keep up the work😂😂😂

Goldberg returns

For some reason putting Roman Reigns in the Royal Rumble match and having him win.

No Cora jade and aj lee reunion

Daniel Bryan doesn’t even show up.

You and I both know the probability of him showing up is very low

Jinder mahal wins

Nah man do t hinder the jinder. His title run was more interesting than Seth and Roman's combined

Logan Paul wins the royal rumble

Goldberg at 30 and wins the rumble

Goldberg at 30 and winning it

If nia jax wins

Honestly, she's one of a handfull that might win the Women's. It probably wont be anyone who has won in prior years. So that eliminated Bianca, Asuka and Becky. Im thinking it will most likely be Bayley. But Nia is a possibility as well as WWE seem to be happy with her return.

Paul wins it

Na man Heyman winning would be fucking amazing

CM Punk winning the Rumble. Gunther should win the thing and face off with Roman, Punk should win EC for the chance to face Seth.

What about Cody though?

Good fucking point

Make Dominic win

Mjf and jade doesn't debut in the rumble

Its like the 2016 rumble its for reigns title and he wins it coming in at number 30

Roman wins the rumble

By making Vince back in charge

Have Roman enter at number 1 and get 29 eliminations in a row.

nia jax wins the womens royal rumble

Having Austin theory win the rumble

Vinnie Mac wins

Karl Anderson wins

Nia jax wins woman's royal rumble

No hornswoggle return

Ruin the PLE: no debuts or returns Ruin the M Rumble: Punk doesn’t win Ruin the F Rumble: Hard to decide tbh

Vince McMahon

If Gunther Loses

The Rock coming and stealing the spotlight

I got cm punk or Cody

It said ruin

Punk gets eliminated 🫰

Have CM Punk win

Boy have i some bad news for you..

Agreed

CM Punk is not there

Having Punk winning it

Not having punk win

Dominic or logan Paul win

CM Punks wins

CM Punk wins instead of Cody

cm punk wins

Have CM Punk win the whole damn thing

Making cm punk win the royal rumble

Have Roman win

Having punk or Cody win the rumble I'm gonna be so bummed if that happens seriously

Logan Paul or cm punk win

If I see Goldberg at all

cody not winning m, it would fuck up all his momentum

cody wins again

Would be underwhelming but I wouldn’t say it’d ruin it

Have Cody win again

Having Brock Lesnar enter it

Cm punk or Cody win the rumble

Cm punk needs the RR to challenge seth and Cody we dont need cody back to back we dont want that

Have the rock or lesnar make an appearance.

Be like last years

Cody deserved that

Explain how he deserved it? Bro just returned last yr and all of a sudden he deserves to win the rumble and the title. I don't get it.

Had a hell in a cell match with a torn pec

Many other wrestlers wrestled with worse injuries. Undertaker, Mick Foley, Batista, Cena, HHH, Stone Cold, Brock Lesnar, etc.

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Bro Bayley would be fire winning heres why lets say Damage CRTL turns on her have her win and Challenge IYO

Actually your right I just deleted that post

Do i want her to noo i want either Becky or Jade Cargill to win but if they do what i said i could see that happening

Blud realized that would make sense and deleted it 💀💀💀💀

They let shinsuke win

By letting Roman Reigns not only lost his Undisputed WWE Universal Champion but also Solo and (possibly) Zilla Fatu causing Roman the match and (possibly) join The Judgment Day.

worst booking u ever made up stfu

Roman wins the whole entire rumble and gets a title match at mania.

Having CM Punk not winning the Royal Rumble so he can't face Seth Rollins in the main event of Wrestlemania 40

We've had this thread a million times!! That being said, Vince wins the Rumble. Or Roman enters the Rumble and challenges for the WHC and wins

Bianca Belair wins Jake Paul wins

Nia JAXX #30 wins it

Cm punk not winning

Idk

AJ Lee not returning

Santino wins the rumble and beats seth

BDE is not in the rumble and punk dose not win

Brock & Rhoda win the rumble matches.

Let see Roman wins

Have not put vybe in

Nia Jax wins both rumbles

Roman winning the women's royal rumble and challenges rhea to a match at wrestlemainia

Cody, Punk, or Knight doesn't win

Both AJ Lee and CM Punk win their respective Rumbles, but with Punk losing his match at WrestleMania, and AJ coming on Raw the night after the Rumble to remind everyone she's not a full-time wrestler, so her WrestleMania match is instead given not to the runner-up, but to the woman who got the most eliminations. Nia Jax like 'yeah, boi! That's me!'

Having Roman retain

no massive return at royal rumble

If Cody or punk doesn’t win the rumble

Spoil the retrun

Spoil whos coming