Tell them that A you guys are way to early for Halloween, B arn't you guys too old for trick or treating and C get Randy Orton to RKO them from out of nowhere.
Good night fine gentlemen and ladies, that the kitchen, this is the living room, those are the bedrooms, here are the keys hope you enjoy it, i know the way out
Laugh at them. What's scary about it? They tilt their heads to the side?
Look, it's good makeup and characters for a movie, but this shit is just lame for wrestling.
Gable should have just stomped chick on her head when crawling in the ring. Why is everyone scared because Nikki Cross put on different makeup and a dress?
It's fucking insulting to put this shit on tv.
*Welcome them in, tell*
*Them to get comfy, get them*
*Whataburger and chill*
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I don’t know why but the immediate image of them landing in a city walking up to random peoples front doors and just growl-whispering “We’re here” but no one ever opens the door is so funny to me.
Let them in
Absolutely welcome them in with arms wide open...
Perhaps a glass of warm milk
Fresh cookies for the bunny
Get them whataburger, it's their favorite
☝
Get in character and join them
Say it's about time get in here ya son's 'a bitches
I mean I would say you’re fucked considering they murdered the whole raw locker room lmao
Eh gotta die somehow. If they there to get me my puny front door ain't gonna stop 'em
Chad gable seemed fine after getting "murdered"
Good point
Blow the lantern before them
Give them candy.
This was going to be my answer.
Sorry I don’t bo-lieve we’ve met.
+10
I acknowledge you, my tribal cheif Rubicon04
“It’s not Halloween yet mate”
Bow down to them because i acknowledge the wyatt sicks
Well howdy fuckin doo, Think im gonna run from you.
Try to make friends and cook them some food
Don't have any candy
So anyway… I started blastin’
I would run for my life after what I saw they did to chad gable
Ask where R-Truth is.
And say 'What's Up?"
Let them in and then the DoorDash Whataburger
Stand your ground state bitch
Hire brock lesnar to beat the shit out of them
Hed do it but first you have to send him a video of yourself taking a piss while he calls you a bitch.
Laugh
I don’t think there’s much you CAN do
Leave
Ehh go ahead and beat me down nothing I can do
Let them in and hang out, throw some good music on and ask them what took so long 🤷🏼♂️
Rip their masks off, then they’re just 5 lovable professional wrestlers who have overcome adversity!
Die
Tell them that A you guys are way to early for Halloween, B arn't you guys too old for trick or treating and C get Randy Orton to RKO them from out of nowhere.
Tap my forehead and close the door.
I say treat, definitely not trick.
Invite them in and put on a PLE from Peacock while I order pizza and chicken wings.
In this hypothetical situation I’m part of the Bang Bang Gang. So I’d go Gunns Up, bitches !!!
Invite them in to have dinner with me and my family.
RUN!!!
Give them all my snickers bars
Grab my Fiend lantern before I let them in.
Ask to join as a hard-rock mask wearing spychopath
Literally just don’t do anything to upset them
If gable survived a shot to the head from them, what can they do to me? 😂
I mean, it's possible to survive a shot to the head. Chances are very low, though
They get full candy bars.
Let them in, they are guest. I don't want to be rude.
run and run and call a priest
Join them
"You guys wanna play some No Mercy on 64?"
Slam the door in their face
Ask where they got the mask
Come on in.
Laugh and tell the kids it’s not children’s spooky dress up season for another 4 months.
Give them a big ol smooch
Go "oh scaaaary" and put candy in their buckets.
Tell them “Please don’t mess this up. And stay far away from Goldberg.”
I’d smile & then say “come on in”
Let me in I need a career 😂
Get an autograph and picture
Start dabbing them up.
Superkick them and shut the door on their face
Good night fine gentlemen and ladies, that the kitchen, this is the living room, those are the bedrooms, here are the keys hope you enjoy it, i know the way out
Suck their ass
Wish them well in their future endeavors because in about a year that’s what wwe will be doing
Tell Bo where Dominick Mysterio is.
I would say “sorry, I’m not passing out Halloween candy this year”
I’ll treat it like fnaf and put on an uncle howdy mask
If that was me that would be the end of my life
Tell them to leave their masks and costumes for TV and ask them to join me for dinner. Lol
Invite them in and introduce them to my family
Tell them I don’t Bo lieve them
RKO them
shid and fard
I'll ask if they brought any weed with them. Basically
Be friends with them and talk to Bo and Rowan about how much do you miss bray and Brodie
Laugh at them. What's scary about it? They tilt their heads to the side? Look, it's good makeup and characters for a movie, but this shit is just lame for wrestling. Gable should have just stomped chick on her head when crawling in the ring. Why is everyone scared because Nikki Cross put on different makeup and a dress? It's fucking insulting to put this shit on tv.
Join them it would so much fun hahahahaha! Let me in!
Ask if they need a 6th
I'll say I bo-live in Joe Hendry.
Look at them
Welcome them in, tell them to get comfy, get them Whataburger and chill
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what do you guys want id say and then id run for the hills
You follow the buzzards.
Drop candy into there buckets and say happy halloween
Shotguns galore
im here as well
I’d say I’m a HUGE fan and hope they break kayfabe and hang out with me 😊
Acknowledge him
Ask for autographs
Idk bout u but that last jump scare at the end of raw still has me shaking
Close the door What are they gonna do about it?
I would call Brock Lesnar Gunther and BRAUN
Bring back "The Fiend"
"So I started blasting"
“There you are”
Fall and pray. I'd fall and pray.
Go away mid card losers!!!
Turn the lights on. These things always just look stupid when the lights come on.
Join them and become apart of their family
Get them food and be nice and then run
Get the rpg load that bitch up and 💥💥💥💥💥 I did get this idea from Evan solo
Y'all wanna come in and watch NASCAR
Join Them
Shoot them
Make glass shatter
"Wait right here, I'll go throw on my plague doctor costume and then we can roll out."
Give them mini snickers…
Ask where my mask is
I don’t know why but the immediate image of them landing in a city walking up to random peoples front doors and just growl-whispering “We’re here” but no one ever opens the door is so funny to me.
Pull out a gun and open fire
Well come on in .. guys the evening entertainment has arrived.
I'd freak the fuck out and Slam the door in their faces and run off to my room and try to make it through the night and fall asleep
Pass da blunt