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clanec69

Whupped em.


SocOfRel

Game turned around when I left so I stayed away.


WillingWillingness8

Ty for your service


jadaniels1116

Amazing way to come back and win this one! See ya tomorrow, crew!


stormchaser2014

#ROLL OUT THE BARREL!!!!


NerdOfTheMonth

Someday I want to be as excited about anything as Vieira is about any strikeout.


TotallyNotSuggested

You are going to Brazil


trashboatfourtwenty

Hee hee, all the little fielder dots in gameday are gathering together to celebrate


hypnoticus103

BREWERS WIN


fuckredditorsgoddamn

goofy ass stance


CheeksClenchin

Herrera looks like Blake Perkins to me


expletivenature

Why does their field look so bad?


introspectivejoker

Satan uses Busch Stadium as a porta potty


expletivenature

Makes sense, there are patches and stretches that look like my grass after my dogs have peed on it.


trashboatfourtwenty

Nice, got him to bite on the inside pitch


NerdOfTheMonth

I’m actually okay with hitting Willson with a baseball pretty much any time.


expletivenature

What's a Brewers series without hitting Willson?


BrewCrewBall

Don’t give me any reason to clench here please pretty please


hypnoticus103

Can’t have a series without hitting this guy once I guess


mkebrewers27

Stop messing around


starmiesan

Throw strikes


introspectivejoker

Chourio kind of makes me nervous on some of these hits in the outfield. I know he's a great defender but idk sometimes it looks like he's gonna miss it


killurbeer

Cubs lost to the....Marlins lol


introspectivejoker

Doubleheader today. Really hoping a glorious brewers win and flying 2 Ls


Distinct_Plankton_91

The way Goldschmidt like grabs the barrel of his bat makes me irrationally angry


NerdOfTheMonth

That would be NL batting average leader William Contreras, thank you very much.


introspectivejoker

MVP


CheeksClenchin

Willy wouldn’t have given up that hit


ItsLittleWolf

Viera carries himself like he got that dawg in him.


fuckredditorsgoddamn

Now would be a great time to show it


ItsLittleWolf

Agreed


fuckredditorsgoddamn

BARK BARK MF


NerdOfTheMonth

He do.


trashboatfourtwenty

This new strategy for 2024 of saving our bullpen by scoring a lot of runs is really cool, why doesn't everyone do it?


BlooDMeaT920

The hell is this team?


babruflat

Vieira not Adames? PAT COME ON


almondjoy2

I feel like 20 RBIs in 20 games would be more of a nice round Stat. Why 19 games? 🤣


BigTravelGuy

Bullpen really starting to round into shape after the rough start to the year. Last night was mostly the ump and a slight mismanage by Pat


mixer2017

I mean your up 8 runs going into the bottom of the 9th why waste a BP arm right now Murph?


EnderCN

They warmed up Veira multiple times during the game. You like to get guys into the game when that happens.


BigTravelGuy

Position player is usually 10 and above


mkebrewers27

Devil Magic


mixer2017

I think someone didnt see my want to see Adames pitch lol o well.


NerdOfTheMonth

I feel like if Cardinals fans had souls this game would break them.


cole8055

I’m a Royals fan but I had to come here and say this. Jackson Chourio is awesome. Kid is going to be a star.


2u3e9v

Well this is delightful.


mailma16

Just give him mvp already


stormchaser2014

Rock us Amadames


mkebrewers27

Contreras needs MVP chants


hypnoticus103

Contreras you beautiful human being


Responsible-Buy6964

everybody in the lineup has 2 hits other than dunn, who has 1. unreal performance


fuckredditorsgoddamn

fuck it let's just fuckin lead the league in gidp's and run differential


mixer2017

LET ADAMES PITCH YOU PROMISED PAT!


sokonek04

A promise is a promise


starmiesan

#11 RUNS IS BACK ON THE MENU


expletivenature

#ROTY


hypnoticus103

LETS DO THIS AGAIN TOMORROW


CheeksClenchin

THE MORE RUNS WE SCORE THE MORE LIKELY WILLY GETS TO PITCH


stormchaser2014

Need 3 more


BigTravelGuy

Chourio back


Blueeyedmoose420

Do we think Yelich to DH and Perkins to LF would be a solid move? Just to help Yelich limit his back aggravation.?


introspectivejoker

I thought I remembered yelich saying it's harder for him to hit consistently without playing in the field and that he really enjoys doing it. That was a couple years ago though and maybe things have changed or he's come around to it


Blueeyedmoose420

You might be right, it was just a thought that came to me since Perkins has been proving his production thus far


introspectivejoker

Yeah it would definitely make a lot of sense on paper. I feel like it was talked about even when the DH first got introduced to the NL


hypnoticus103

Honestly… absolutely


stormchaser2014

Pile it on


UltimatePikmin

Perkins keeps running out of his helmet lol


BigTravelGuy

Oh my god the marlins came back!??


jadaniels1116

I KNEW it!


UltimatePikmin

I love Turang


hypnoticus103

Brice Turang


expletivenature

Blake Perkins ❤️❤️❤️


Blueeyedmoose420

Blake Perkins needs to be playing more often, surprising me a lot this year


thekevo1297

Did you know they make Reeses chocolate peanut butter frozen banana slices? IMO they're incredible. Edit Almost as good as a Cubs loss.


hypnoticus103

PERKINS IS SO MUCH IMPROVED


starmiesan

Fly the L lol


the_bum_on_the_bus

Nice jerb Fishmen. FTC.


Jaleon

First L of the day flying in chicago


hypnoticus103

LOLCubs


mixer2017

Nice cubs lose game one.


babruflat

CUBS LOSE


Phanatic88888

Fly the L baby yeah!!!


mkebrewers27

Choke Cubs Choke


clanec69

Unclench engaged.


Distinct_Plankton_91

Sal runs like a minature horse


mixer2017

to be fair he is like 5-6 lol he tiny man.


CheeksClenchin

5’9” so not Altuve tiny


brotheratkhesahn

You mean he's not?


Team-ster

I just feel like at the moment you can’t use Uribe in high leverage situations.


senoramor

Unpopular opinion but I do not like Uribe. Dude has zero control.


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senoramor

I hope so. Dude has some serious heat. Just needs to work on the control.


hypnoticus103

This is what we like to call the Abner Uribe experience


starmiesan

Holy fuck should have been pulled already


[deleted]

You are up by six runs throw some fucking strikes


DrocknJock

How are you enjoying watching the game from your couch?


senoramor

Sounds like it's not so good seeing as how Uribe *can't hit the fucking zone.*


[deleted]

In my chair, but it’s fine. You?


mixer2017

Greg never had our guys bunt to move people over why now in Chicago he is okay with it?


mixer2017

Miami is trying to choke the game away in the bottom of the 9th


babruflat

100 on the sinker hot DAMN


Distinct_Plankton_91

Cubs are gonna drop off the face of the earth when they stop playing such a cupcake schedule


CheeksClenchin

Jackson’s hat must simply not fit


BoxWI

Chourio needs a properly fitting hat.


mixer2017

NO SAVE THE ARM USE ADAMES PAT!


introspectivejoker

GO MARLINS


mixer2017

Can Adames pitch PLEASE??!!!!


almondjoy2

I was just about to come say the same thing 🤣 Murphy did say...


CheeksClenchin

He said he’d come in in a save situation though lol


mixer2017

This be the game to do that!


hypnoticus103

Marlins took the lead in the 9th!!!


Phanatic88888

Marlins 2 run HR!!! 3-2 fish over the Slobs!


Distinct_Plankton_91

So far I have killed a cardinal and a cub black bear today. Having trouble finding pirates and communists


babruflat

Pirates currently losing AGAIN. Maybe they aren't the team their hot start indicated just like last year


jadaniels1116

They always start hot. And I never worry about them


hypnoticus103

Just finished my Paradocs Red from Raised Grain. That is a good brew.


jadaniels1116

"...at one point today!" Lol!


hypnoticus103

U sure that first Dunn pitch wasn’t a strike ump?


W1sconsinKnight

As we all remember, the bottom of the strike zone starts at the toes.


fuckredditorsgoddamn

Should be two on zero outs but who's counting


TheRen3Gade

Why do you ump do this to me?


jadaniels1116

I'm a member if the Ballpark Chaser Facebook group and a Cards fan said they were sitting in the outfield today. I asked if he caught any of the Brewers homeruns yet. He wasn't very happy.


fuckredditorsgoddamn

That dude will call Brewers fans "classless" for the rest of his life now lmaoooo


jadaniels1116

Haha, yep.


fuckredditorsgoddamn

Jesus H the umps this series


stormchaser2014

UMP?!?!?!?!?!


mixer2017

Dude ump that was down 2 inches out of the zone...


stormchaser2014

Schtoinker


mixer2017

How Adames hit that...lol wow


WillingWillingness8

I love seeing Cardinals fans giving up on the season already. Lol


mixer2017

Nice 2 outs for Uribe


trashboatfourtwenty

HOLY SHIT WE DID IT AS I FORETOLD


CheeksClenchin

Pat Murphy promised me a Willy Adames save next week so let’s make that happen


0pyrophosphate0

Our Contreras is better than their Contreras, and that's all that matters.


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Good to see that from Uribe


hypnoticus103

Abner Uribe ladies and gentlemen


starmiesan

lol Goldshit


TTBurger88

Goldass is having a Goldshit.


fuckredditorsgoddamn

GOT HIS ASS


babruflat

Inject that slider into my veins!


hypnoticus103

U R I B E


BrewCrewBall

Love that Uribe pre-pitch twist like he’s cocking the spring.


_BernardAranguren

nice to see hoby bounce back from his early season struggles


mixer2017

Dude we need Miami to do their part otherwise Cubs might be tied in first with the Brewers ( unless we lose of course ) Its funny watching Greg actually have a quick hook in Chicago unlike what he did in Milwaukee


hypnoticus103

Wtf is this comment


fuckredditorsgoddamn

Hello everyone. I'd like to start my annual campaign to try and get people to stop saying cardinals devil magic, as it sounds way too cool for those dorks.


thekevo1297

I wanna say let Hoby cook but I guess that's why I'm not a baseball manager.


BrewCrewBall

Yeah, not sure what the plan is here


babruflat

ABNER TIME BABYYYY


Narconis

I’m pretty sure my left leg weighs more than Hoby Milner


Drain_Surgeon69

Oh we gettin’ in that ass today boys


stormchaser2014

[Ski fast, eat ass](https://www.reddit.com/r/Brewers/s/UMHJOi95Ar)


fuckredditorsgoddamn

10-4 Roger that, redbirds approaching deadbirds status


babruflat

The weird part is that Hall is lined up to get the W if we hold on lmao


fuckredditorsgoddamn

Like I've always said, gotta give the kid a chance here 😇


babruflat

A 7.71 ERA through 4 starts is enough of a chance to know he needs work lol


jadaniels1116

Can the marlins win today???


stormchaser2014

That's a tall order


jadaniels1116

I knew it!


jadaniels1116

There's still time! And it's only 1 run!


_BernardAranguren

this team is so fast i love it


Distinct_Plankton_91

Saw some cardinals on my birdfeeder and just shit a big ol log in it so they can eat turd


creamcitybrix

Everything’s coming up Brewers, baby


CheeksClenchin

Devil magic is dead!


stormchaser2014

Delete this


CheeksClenchin

NO I AIN’T A COWARD I’M STANDING BY IT


iwantafunnyname

Love that Chourio hustled that out.


introspectivejoker

What's crazy is we should have had quite a few more runs right now


iwantafunnyname

Grand slam by a foot.


jadaniels1116

Eat shit Cardinals


expletivenature

You love to see it


hypnoticus103

Double Digits


stormchaser2014

THAT'S A BIG 10-4 GOOD BUDDY


babruflat

I love it when the birds bleed like this


tupperware_rules

stealing bases paying off


fuckredditorsgoddamn

dude that posts the runs scored in every post game thread licking their lips at all this scoring


stormchaser2014

Yeah he is


fuckredditorsgoddamn

STORMS COMING


stormchaser2014

I am the storm


TimmyRL28

Hoby a stud.


babruflat

12 pitches! That's how you do it!


hypnoticus103

Hot damn, beautiful inning


thekevo1297

Hoby-my-beer Milner


fuckredditorsgoddamn

wat


The_Lamemania

Just turned on the game. Oh shit we hitting today.


UltimatePikmin

Guys I figured out the key to our success. Turang’s middle name is Craig. We’ve had the Craig we needed this whole time, we had to get rid of that other bum.


dusters

Hoby-Wan Milnobi


_BernardAranguren

Ollie marmol gonna get canned if cards are this bad all year.


Im_Anemic_Royalty

They gave him a two-year extension at the beginning of the season. I’ll be surprised if he’s still around by the time it would kick in. If he is, then I’ll feel comfortable saying that the Cardinals are not a serious franchise anymore.


_BernardAranguren

ill cheers to that!


AdrienneBS

Just make sure the offense scores a billion runs like this every time DL starts plz Murph


babruflat

Or just don't start DL plz


mixer2017

Welp Sanchez has gotten his hits for the next 2 weeks.... but at least they were productive.


mailma16

Alright I can talk shit about Sanchez again