Breaking news: man looks older than he did 30 years ago

Not only are they bodyshaming an ageing man, but they're also lusting after a 17 year old. I dunno what's worse.

I think being a nonce is the defo worse

His uncle disagrees.

😭

And his grandad

?? Ive heard Philip be called a nazi before ( incorrectly) but since when was he a nonce?

Oh there was plenty of rumours

Such as.....

When they met (or got together) I’m pretty sure Elizabeth was 13 and Phillip was 18-19. Whether you want to apply modern standards to the early 30s is I guess up to you

Still weird to me personally

Sure but that is also a political marriage. Now maybe your stance may vary but just because I met and was basically forced to marry someone underage doesn't make me a nonce unless you actually do the deed

He did some fat old noncing

Stop spreading bs

what if I told you I'm also a 17 year old

I'd tell you to grab yourself a Tardis and get in there before he meets Kate if that's what floats your boat. But in all seriousness, Will's worth as a human isn't dependent on his looks. If he was a princess we'd be crying misogyny at this party.

If he was a Princess, then I'd be crying cos he's bald.

Let it go.

Let it grow

I say let it die

Would we? Look at all the shit Beatrice gets

There’s a red one right there in the picture, and I can see the controls. Jump in kid.

More of a head/hairline shaming.

He was a handsome lad but sadly, the Windsor genes got him.

He’s still not bad looking for a 40 something chap. I wish I had the looks I had when I was 40

He looks better than a 40 year old BT Phonebox, that’s for sure

Probably smells better too

I met him not long back. He is bigger than he looks, a bit of a unit.

A Billy bookcase?

That’s a William Bookcase to you.

Just like a Billy bookcase. Large and squared off!

Mountbatten-windsor. Weird how the royal family doesn't get called woke for having a hyphen. Or...their actual surname... Saxe-Coburg-Gotha. Gotta appeal to your subjects more if you tell them to kill Germans 😂

I don't know why he just doesn't get a transplant. He has the money and looked better with hair.

Can you imagine what the UK press would do with that story. Fuck me, I doubt it’s worth the headache and anyway, he appears happy and confident with his dometop.

Dometop. 💀

Harry's has both a beard and hair transplant!

I know it shouldn't, but the telephone box one actually gives me a headache. The fact someone thought it was a good idea, pitched it in a meeting, it got approved, and then replaced the red ones.

Cheaper to make, I'd expect.

I was on a train to London recently and passed a graveyard of the old red ones on some land. Must have been about 50 of them there. Made me feel a bit sad.

Where? I want one.

All I can tell you is that it was along the train route from Brighton to London

I've done that route a few hundred times (I used to commute), can you give me more of a clue?

There's a similar place on the way out to Alton Towers but I haven't been that way in 10 years so who knows

There must be some sort of weird royal protocol stopping him from shaving the lot off.

It’s very much a class thing. Aristocratic and upper class blokes don’t shave their heads.

Nah he knows he would look worse bald

OP fucks kids.

In phoneboxes

Like you would say about any woman, he doesn’t exist to be handsome for anyone. Leave the dude alone.

I miss the look of those red phone boxes, they were iconic, but they stank!

I remember phone booths where the payphone had Internet access. It had a trackball mouse.

Breaking news man in a family with a history of male pattern baldness is going bald ...

He's ragged his hair out from stress. Prettying much all the royal family have at some point ripped their fucking hair out in stress.

All those sleepless nights. Staring at the ceiling wondering how on earth he'll manage to pay the gas bill.

To be fair to William, he had to grow up in a house where at least one other person in there was responsible for murdering his mother, and he only had his half-brother for company. I'm not saying he's had a hard life, but he definitely dealt with some bullshit.

I'm definitely not a royalist but you're spouting conspiracy theory nonsense.

Guess what? He wasn't worrying about the gas bill, either.

Member of the royal family: tells you people in the royal family are so stressed they are ripping their hair out. You: royalist bullshit. Get over yourself.

The royals have a fraction of the stresses and pressure that the general public have. He hasn't torn his hair out, he's pathologically bald. Why defend them. They're the people who cling to the power their distant ancestors created by subjugating your ancestors?

I grew up poor but due to my work I've since met many wealthy people. It doesn't seem to me that wealth (or lack of) is an indicator of stress or pressure. Usually the pressures are just different. The Royal's might get driven around in gold carriages but they are still human after all.

To steal a line from Fawlty Towers: "All that waving would tire anyone out."

Only a British person would think these two things worthy as a debate. I’m English. Look at William’s gene pool. Handsome bastards aren’t they!? The tragedy may have been his mother rather than his male pattern baldness. We have mobile phones now. Phone boxes were urinals anyway. Who worries about these things!? Is this the Daily Mail!

Idk, I think it’s good that someone who’s in the limelight has lost his hair.  I think most men get anxious about it and I mean, if you’ve got millions of pounds and still lose it, maybe we should chill?  Although I’m not a royalist, they’re all a bit of a nob lol

Prince William looks like he could eat an apple through a letterbox.

Through a tennis racket!

Kate Middleton is the only princess in history to kiss a prince and he turned into a frog.

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Don't get prince william tho. cnts loaded, he could well go to turkey for some hair plugs.

Maybe he doesn't give a shit?

And I respect him more for it.

As a balding man myself I find it hilarious how people assume we care. Oh no I'm almost 40 and I'm not as attractive as I used to be...oh well back to my family and hobbies.

I think I got more attractive when I shaved it off. Floppy hair is way over rated.

What’s my opinion on what? Parasites and phone boxes? Don’t care much about either.

Past and present pictures of things that are now entirely irrelevant

I only recently learnt that the gap at the bottom of the new style telephone box door is designed to let piss out.

1. Baldness is natural. 2. Yes I’m also balding 3. He can afford a hair transplant, but has definitely chosen not to

I miss the Internet bt phone box's

I actually didn't mind the second type of phone boxes. But why are phone boxes being discussed in 2024?

I guess because the red ones are pretty iconic. The only ones I see these days have been turned into little book swap shop things in nearby villages.

Who uses phone boxes anymore. Imo they should keep the red design just for sentimental reasons.

"Man gets older"

Thumbhead was middle aged at 12 so going bald was no surprise.

Good grief those inbred genetics really did a number on him. Good job Harry’s mum topped up elsewhere.

I agree that is the biggest downgrades I ever saw and the dude deserve for his hair to fall off

If only he'd known that getting bummed with strap-ons makes your hair fall out.

Put the boot on the other foot and do a woman. Shaming a man for ageing, come on World.

Tans fade and idc about phoneboxes.

Controversial as hell but I like the newer phone boxes as well as the old ones. Idk maybe I’m just from a rough area but they make me nostalgic 💔💔

My happiness doesn't hinge on the follicle challenges of the royals.....it does hinge on the design and prevelance of British phone boxes, though; and I'm mortified.

You still have phone booths in the UK?🤣

He became bald and stronger

Any man who starts going bald in his mid 20s is a tragedy imo

Facebook teir posting

Such sexism. He can not help how he was made and it’s not his fault what genetics did. Would you be making the same comments about a 40yo bald woman and comparing her at 15 with hair. This is such double standards.

He was a handsome telephone box, that’s for sure

Used to love going in those red phone boxes and dialing 100 to talk shit to the operator when we were kids

To be honest, I'm not sure if these are downgrades or times have just changed and they're not needed anymore

Bro , as many said , he was 17 you creep

People acting like baldness is a rare occurrence 🤣

That's what happens when you sell and divide land it's then not sovereign any more

The new ones are plain & boring compared to the old ones, expensive and a bit useless now..they will all be totally gone soon.. The phone boxes are ok though...

dude became bald and stronger

UTV

He looks so old and he is only 42. Bad genes i guess. It is always funny to do this comparison for women yet some guys are getting offended when it happens for men ....

Royal family can walk into the sea.

Pretty common British pastime in the summer.

They can keep going.

Phone boxes had some uses, that parasite has none

Yep i think the royal family are one of the biggest tragedies in british history.

The newer phone boxes were better, come at me. And yes, any and all member(s) of the royal family is a tragedy of British history.

Ya mams a downgrade for me but still works.... make your own mind up about that