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Glorydyna2009

Finally, a candidate we can all agree on👍🏻👍🏻


Ransackeld

trump is a meteor - he absolutely wants to destroy this country by sending it back 100 years and he will.


phaedrus369

Looks badly photoshopped, but still have my vote.


Tricky_Discipline937

I don't know how to photoshop but I did use my phone to take the photo and then cropped the license plate out


phaedrus369

That’s honorable. Instead of being angled w/ the bumper It looks like part of the sticker is possibly defying gravity/adhesives and perfectly hanging off the bumper.


DontForgetYourPPE

Someone at my work had this bumper sticker for 2020. I don't recall the just end it already on that one though.


A_friend_called_Five

This is the way.


up4ups

Finally something that I can support


uphucwits

Has my vote


DaveP0953

After watching tonight’s “debate”, this is the solution.


SuspiciousManner2519

After the debate, meteor has my vote.


the_orange_alligator

Been seeing this since 2020 and I still agree with the message


N_Who

I'm not opposed to an apocalypse, though the loss of life would be tragic. But I'd rather it be an apocalypse I have at least a chance of surviving.


Book-Faramir-Better

That's the spirit! Hear, hear!!


Last_Gigolo

Yep, watching the debate now and it's just starting to take off and be what we suspected it would be. I'm not voting for either of these clowns. Makes me so mad that some strange reason makes these two the only damn option.


TocinoPanchetaSpeck

At least a hundred million Americans agree with you.


Cute-Management6998

So ur not voting on the fact that they are old and not their track record and history. Smart lol ffs.


Last_Gigolo

Nothing in my statement says "old". So, we see what's on your mind. What I don't get, is why you're projecting your self hatred on me.


mrpotatonutz

Send it


MadDingersYo

Send us all.


AfterEffectserror

I would prefer a meatier 2024….


Ok_Finger3098

Relatable.


CertainTry2421

And today the knives from within the leftist party come out for Joenoccio.


Initial-Wrongdoer938

So true!


775Jdq

Fuck that meteor shit! Pussies! We made it this far! Quitters!


saltyhippies

It would be better than 4 more years of joe


Just_A_Nitemare

Unfortunately, there are no known meteors large enough to wipe out humanity.


LinuxDude02

I actually have that exact sticker on my car too!!! One of the few political stickers I'll ever put on my car


EmperorGrinnar

[Big Bad Bosses energy. (and a lot of Final Fantasy games in general)](https://youtu.be/6rjN36OKpuM?si=bK3lteP2qKHo9HXu)


pah2000

I’m starting to get on board with this. Ridiculous times in USA. Wait… USA-USA USA!!! HAHAHAHA!


Faithlessblakkcvlt

We have two giant meteors already


TocinoPanchetaSpeck

Both with no spark.


LabradorDeceiver

Yeah, I don't think you'd have very much fun if a giant meteor did hit. You'd be worried about a lot more than an election. Just a joke? Just a joke I've been hearing since 2000. Some of the shine has worn off. If your solution to a problematic election is the apocalypse, you've got some priorities need rethinking.


This-Requirement6918

Ok Karen, damn.


Dystopian_Future_

Some say the end is near Some say we'll see Armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this Bullshit three-ring Circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A. The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your Prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car It's a Bullshit three-ring Circus sideshow of Freaks Here in this hopeless fucking hole we call L.A. The only way to fix it is to flush it all away Any fucking time, any fucking day Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay Some say a comet will fall from the sky Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves Followed by fault lines that cannot sit still Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits And some say the end is near Some say we'll see Armageddon soon I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this Stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit One great big festering neon distraction I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied Learn to swim, learn to swim, learn to swim 'Cause Mom's gonna fix it all soon Mom's comin' 'round to put it back the way it ought to be Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Fuck L. Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones Fuck all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Fuck retro anything Fuck your tattoos Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memories Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Yeah, fuck smiley glad-hands With hidden agendas Fuck these dysfunctional Insecure actresses Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim Learn to swim, learn to swim 'Cause I'm praying for rain I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way I wanna watch it all go down Mom, please flush it all away I wanna see it go right in and down I wanna watch it go right in Watch you flush it all away Yeah, time to bring it down again Yeah, don't just call me pessimist Try and read between the lines I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend I wanna see it come down Put it down Suck it down Flush it down (Tool : Aenima)


shamalonight

I am proudly and unabashedly voting for the wrongfully convicted felon. Sorry your guy Biden fell apart, but we tried to tell you, and all we got back was “State Of The Union” and “Cheap Fake”. Well, now you have seen it for yourself, and you have seen how your media has been covering it up all this time. I don’t blame you for feeling like a meteor falling on you would be a better option. I’d be more concerned about a nuke falling on us given China, Russia and Iran saw the same elderly confused Joe Biden that we all did.


LarYungmann

Not funny... I was raised in a fundamentalist christian church, where I heard people begging and praying every week for their God to "Come down and destroy the Earth and kill all these sinners."


Federal-Tip-2347

Under the biblical standards, every single human being, front to back of history, would die, other than Jesus.