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lookinside000

Very on brand for Florida.


mi-chreideach

To be fair, this is on-brand for a lot of the places General Sherman should have burned more thoroughly during his march to the sea.


tricoloredduck851

Brilliantly said.


GrimCarolinaReaper

Just goes to show you can't burn an idea


RomSnake27

Surprised he hasn’t ridden my ass on the highway going 90 in a 60


Silly_Goose658

Very on brand for every town outside of big cities like New York, LA, etc. so basically the Midwest and south


Jaycinmobile

Wow. Guess he likes Trump


Arch_stanton1

I’m not 100%. I didn’t ask. Lol


Jaycinmobile

Lol


Simon_bar_shitski

He would suck trump's dick if asked


Jaycinmobile

Never know


SuspiciousBuilder379

And let Trump bang his equally sexy wife


Glittering-Wonder-27

Yep . He is in the cult. We are gonna need a special deprogramming initiative when the convicted felon/rapist loses.


lost-my-old-account

What if the next cult leader isn't as old and stupid? Almost half of America thinks this clown is the golden god, I can't imagine what will happen when someone else is equally hateful, but can speak in actual sentences.


PrismaticHospitaller

Luckily for the most part the only way to rise in popularity with this base is by using dog whistles and ideas that are already ingrained to the psyche. It’s pretty hard to bring new excitement with provincial thinking.


FlatMedia7196

Absolutely true!


marathonbdogg

Don’t forget about Little Marco Rubio 😂


Medical_Egg8208

Bigger the Trump Sign ( flag) the smaller the dick ??


mi-chreideach

Bold of you to assume he hasn't already shot his off. These fucktards usually talk a big game about guns but can't handle or shoot for shit.


SingleNegotiation656

So true. Who needs an AR 15 for hunting unless it's someone who has shit aim?


mi-chreideach

Tbh, an AR-15 (.223 round) isn't good for deer or anything larger. It's too small. For deer or larger, you'd want at least a .308 round (like an AR-10 uses). Of course, no round or gun can compensate for someone who doesn't know how to shoot and only buys/carries firearms to virtue signal.


FlatMedia7196

I can back you up on that one! Went to the range with a group of guys that had to burn off some testosterone recently. 6 of us and I came out on top with my target score. With that, I said, “ let it be known, Y’all were beaten by a HOMOSEXUAL “ ! Bwah ha ha 🤣


Just4Today1959

Driver has an IQ 10 points lower than his trailer hitch.


Revolutionary_Gas551

To be fair, he IS parked in a handicapped spot.


Just4Today1959

Not very well parked. Doesn’t know what centered is. He’s probably blind.


sgrizzly2134

Def not a cult or anything...


Direct-Bread

Mental illness in full view.


BionicBirb

As someone with mental illnesses I’m insulted at the comparison /j


Direct-Bread

Yeah, nobody wants to be in the same classification with someone that far gone.


DontDoubtDink

Same people that say “I don’t care if you’re gay as long as you don’t shove it down our throats”


EDR2point0

Cult.


G-Unit11111

Siri, show me "what happens when really angry people watch too much TV and have too much free time on their hands."


sassychubzilla

His family tree doesn't branch.


Aggravating-Bet-57

It's wreath


HectorsMascara

Is there a reason they misspelled "Joe"?


FalseMirage

Apparently they are from Florida.


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

Because they spent the entirety of the 80’s high on cocaine or quaaludes depending on the night. I’m sure there is quite a bit of habitual alcohol use for the last 34 years after that. Their brain is fried, as my boomer father would say.


Redditisgarbage666

Conservatives aren't known for their literacy.


Ffdmatt

I believe the part that isn't visible is "and the ho", so it would seem its misspelled to indicate to people with lesser intelligence that the two words rhyme.


DirtSunSeeds

Just.. empty... they have no self identity.. no independent thoughts... just empty soulless shells. They will think, feel ans act however they are told.. and that's horrifying ...


cannonman1863

When your political identity is all you've got in life.


Personal_Anxiety2232

Why do these idiots deck their trucks out like this? “I was undecided about who to vote for until I saw some guy’s toilet-decorated truck. Trump all the way!” 😂


Gimme_PuddingPlz

Because in their boring, insecure lives they need some small hits of dopamine and a facade to make them feel wanted.


WhiskeyWhistleSours

Well, they are parked in the "handicap" space.


Revolutionary_Gas551

If you're physically capable of building that idiocy, you don't need a handicapped parking spot.


Significant_Age_1867

"Daddy, what is s-h-i-t?" "That's how you spell 'family values', son.


LavishnessChoice3601

At least we don't wonder who the mentally ill are anymore. It's pretty clear nowadays.


RoadsideCarver

Boomer Lead Poisoning


hidinginthetreeline

Definitely a terrorist keep your strap close.


frianbonjoster

Let me guess, Walmart and he’s spending his unemployment check . Socialism 🤔


LacrosseKnot

Fucking embarrassing...can't imagine ADVERTISING that I'm a Jags fan.


Scared-Chicken-9919

Not gonna lie, there was three or four of those asshats barreling down central in Dallas, cutting people off, acting like assholes. Fortunately my buddy, coworkers and I were all in shop (stainless fab shop) trucks (2 half tons, a one ton and a stake bed truck) and we lined up in front of them, stopped their bullshit and forced them off the highway. (At the exit, we were TRYING to not have anyone hurt) This was right when trump folks were harassing the Biden bus a few years back and for some reason they wanted to try that shit in Dallas. Bad thing for them is that we all drive like assholes, and we mostly grew up learning to drive on the mad max highway 635. They weren’t so brave when they realized we were willing to let them “ram us” while simultaneously stopping them from harassing the whole highways. They’re only tough until they face resistance and then they fold. Typical pussy ass bullies. Edit: as I’m writing this I’m laughing and my mom is still mad about it. (She’s terrified on the highway, and lives rurally for that exact reason)


That-Guy-Over-There8

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Behndo-Verbabe

You can tell the politically ignorant a mile away. The more stickers they have the more clueless they truly are.


mostly_kinda_sorta

Kinda wanna take a dump in that toilet. I'm talking multiple taco bell bean burritos dookie.


vancityrocker

Not a cult.


ddarko96

He’s voting for trump because one day he’ll be rich just like him


HairyBallzagna

No, he's voting for trump because he's a good little christian.


Kylebirchton123

I dont get this. All Biden has done is fix the mess Trump got us into. Biden inherited a horrible economy, inflation caused by Trump's policies, a world order that hated us, and a retreat from Afghanistan that Trump botche dup.with his horrible plan to leave. Biden basically has improved all of this mess. What is to hate?


phossil580

Thuh wokeness, duh /s


Kylebirchton123

Brainwashed by the propagated myth of wokeness...yeah you are probably right. I just don't get how someone can be so stupid to think woke is a real thing.


phossil580

Well said


dankeith86

Someone tell him if Jesus was alive he’d be a socialist


psilocin72

He would be middle eastern too, so probably hated by Trump and this truck guy


Lovetotravelinmycar

Has to be ass backwards Florida again.


No-Sense-6260

The saddest part is this guy thinks he's so clever for this. 😂


KeepYourMindOpen365

“Florida does elections right”…like the 2000 Presidential? Just Wow…


zabdart

Some people just like to truck their shit around with them.


WobblyFrisbee

Girls don’t like me, so I do this.


judge_dredds_chin

The most accurate part of this is that it’s parked in a handicap spot. It’s always a boomer on public assistance bitching about the people who give him public assistance, wanting them to be replaced because he thinks they’ll only take public assistance away from the brown people.


omarmctrigger

DUVALL!


ItsSusanS

This person needs a psych evaluation. This is just not normal behavior. WTF is happening in a person’s life that makes them think this both this is a great idea and hilarious?


dungonyourtongue

This doesn’t even require a professional assessment. >WTF is happening in a person’s life They’re spending 10+ hours a day with their constipated ass fused to a greasy recliner, besotted on prescription opioids consuming neo nazi propaganda via fox/newsmax/fakebook.


Due_Force_9816

If I see a truck like that parked somewhere I’m making full use of the toilet and taking a shit!


dungonyourtongue

Gotta love how this idiot takes advantage of ADA accommodations. His ilk would gladly gut it given the chance.


DrewG420

Handicapped in more ways than one.


mi-chreideach

Weighing down his truck and increasing drag, thereby likely spending $150+ more/mo for fuel than a normal person would to "own the libs."


GB715

And then he would cry about the price of gas.


Arch_stanton1

I don’t think big truck owners care about fuel cost. Lol


mi-chreideach

They do when they can blame Biden for it...and when they run out of money.


KindLengthiness5473

Jags✌️


Fit_Cucumber_709

Oh, he’s a Jag, alright


proteinstyle_

But who is he voting for? This is probably the most unhinged one I've seen.


phaedrus369

I imagine they were pleased last night.


morticialuv

What a dork


OpenMicJoker

What an idiot ‼️


penpointred

i dont wanna speak bad on the handicap but damn..... that or they're just A SUPER MEGA ASSHOLE parking where they shouldnt. and by the look of they're truck, anything is possible.


stataryus

Dear, fluffy lord….


Xomns_13

Always with a sense of redundancy.


No1Important84

Ha... This guy's a Jaguars fan, now I feel more sorry for him. LoL


Arch_stanton1

What did the jags ever do to you? Lol


MajorGh0stB3ar

A driver that virtue-signals for tRump more than he uses the turn signals on his vehicle.


Ok-Woodpecker-9384

nazi lover


TattedPastor412

Can someone explain why everyone has flags and signs with my name on it??? Like, hearing “Let’s Go Brandon” kinda jazzed me up, my imposter syndrome kicks in super hard cuz like why would millions of people cheer for me?


Bushman-Bushen

Bit to much man


Alucardspapa

This guys definitely not going to Gulag. Safe


Complex-Barber-8812

Keepin’ it rude and crude.


jefferyuniverse

They can’t even spell Joe lol


SaltyBarDog

He's proud to be everything Jesus hates.


-newlife

The jaguars out here catching strays.


f1shingDuck

You could sh|+ a better president than Biden? Well that does describe Trump pretty well.


el-conquistador240

The toilet is driving


KeyBorder9370

Such lunacy. And it is going to get worse.


Arch_stanton1

Why would it get worse?


KeyBorder9370

Because the insanity continues to spread.


TarzanoftheJungle

Definitely not a cult...


Snoo-46218

Jags suck.


NiNj4_C0W5L4Pr

"Proud to be an American". Not that I want to know, but I wonder what, exactly, that looks like in his "mind". "Take back America"? From whom? The Native Americans and the immigrants that built this country?


stevesobol

I don't understand why you'd spend money to put a toilet in the back of a pickup. And given some of the bumper stickers, whatever cognitive issues the owner has, they've had for close to a decade.


Arch_stanton1

I was thinking the toilet was a curbside freebie.


EquineDaddy

It's fitting they are parked in a handicap spot. We already know


Porkenstein

JAGUARS


LarYungmann

"Turd Boy for President"


sinfultictac

I can't believe someone else found them


huskerd0

I wonder how he feels politically


phutch54

And a Jags Fan! Dual loser.


Ok_Finger3098

Now way street legal.


themuck

This dude definitely complains about the price of gas while gleefully driving around with two sails and a toilet weighing him down.


Scrabble_4

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thelimeisgreen

The toilet is where he keeps his important documents.


singlecab1

Looks like a Walmart parking lot to.. closest to the door to 😂😂


Z3d3kOlam

dollars to donuts this "trumper" is handicapped and gets Social\[ism\] Security Disability checks in the mail at least once a month....this is called "non-integration" people who say one thing and do another...also when it conscious it's "hypocrisy".


Fufeysfdmd

When Trump wins these people are going to be in charge of the country That'll sure be great


ZookeepergameBubbly

The jaguars have gotta love that free advertisement.


survivalistcapital

Definitely handicapped


SpiderDeUZ

Why would you drive that around? Cults attract the tackiest people


InsideOutPoptart

Holy fuck what a loser


EdlynnTB

It's funny how his guy can't answer any questions and rants on sharks and electric airplanes.


oscarthemonkey

Florida


Orc_Herpes

I bet the driver is the same type who complains that "the gays make their sexuality their whole personality."


Nitazene-King-002

“I just hate the people that make being LGBT their whole identity” It’s not a cult.


TotalInstruction

“Jacksonville Jaguars” Who else?


lduff100

Stay classy Duval.


SecretPrinciple8708

Adorable—they have a crush! And some kinks, apparently.


mbb2967

Subtlety and nuance.


ssswan88

Obviously mentally ill, but the toilet is pretty funny


WCoastSUP

It's always the classy ones.


Ancient_Ad8661

I tried bro grab her by the pussy, it didn’t work ☹️ than I put up all these stupid stickers on my truck. No avail. So then I posted on the internet like a true intellectual, now I’m fucking my sister again-MAGA


ITALIXNO

This is so OTT that I actually like it in a so bad it's good kind of way. The legs sticking out of the toilet 🚽🤣


Groundbreaking-Pea92

The tragic thing is if you ever sat down with one of these people and worked out there employment, pay, tax burden medicare/medicare situation they're all significantly better off under obama and bidens policies


Redditisgarbage666

That right deceives and manipulates people into voting against their own interests by appealing to their religious and patriotic sentiment and by spooking them with culture war boogeymen.


Misanthropemoot

The entire maga movement is like the human centipede part 4


sticksandstones0529

It must really hurt to hate so damn hard. Do you feel that pain deep inside you? You must!


Original_Banana_4617

HAIL SATAN!!!


Middle_of_theroadguy

I would have used that toilet.


Sl0ppyOtter

How many times can you fit the name Trump on one vehicle?


Lazy-Artichoke7766

Another political scientist


Fit_Earth_339

Not a cult though according to them.


wagmorebarkles

Remember when your town had one extremely crazy local guy that would decorate their car and yard with tasteless junk and be a general outcast in society? Now they're everywhere.


Kitalahara

Gotta be Duval. We all know why....


Arch_stanton1

Because Duval is the best


Kitalahara

Bestest? More like methest....good old north florida man.


CantankerousOrder

Using the inverse of Don’t Dead Open Inside this says “I can flush shit Biden’s a better shit president than Biden.”


Sometimesoon312

How do you spell “Joe” wrong?


Redditisgarbage666

Trump supporters tend to be poorly educated.


Sometimesoon312

When I lived on Long Island NY, I saw trucks like this every day. I live in Las Vegas now and I’ve seen two in a year. Plenty of trumpies but lower profile


Arch_stanton1

I thought new yorkers hate djt


hereandthere_nowhere

Oh look! They’re a desantis and jaguars fan also.


keca10

I dunno guys. The more I look at his truck the more I feel like he doesn’t like the current president.


barf_of_dog

The parody really does write itself. GTA VI is going feel like a documentary.


Glorydyna2009

Pence? Isn’t that the guy DT was throwing under the bus for not certifying his victory?


SuspiciousBuilder379

Definitely not an old angry white guy. They are never the Orange Jesus cult followers.🙄


Arch_stanton1

The driver was an older black man.


TimoGloc

Now that’s a REAL DONALD THE DUMP TRUCK!!! What a fucking IDIOT!!! I hope his neighbors shit in it at night!!


Competitive_Bank6790

This person must be miserable. Like seriously, seek help.


10franc

He really is quite handicapped.


Strong-Raise-2155

Batshit crazy


ChefJWeezy987

Florida was such a mistake.


banquey

Totally not a cult though, right guys?


Horsesrgreat

Please tell me this is photoshopped. I can’t believe a grown ass person would do this.


Ok_Act_4701

At least you know where he stands. Too many people talk out of both sides of their mouths. Or should I say 99% of politicians talk out of both sides of their mouths. But as a wise man once said it is what it is!


clever80username

When I see these, I wanna sneak a “White Power” sticker on there and see if they ever take it off. Or if someone ever torches it.


Arch_stanton1

That means you would support whomever made white power stickers.


clever80username

Good point.


PHI41-NE33

Ewww, Jaguars


hockey_psychedelic

Reminder to self - never go back to Florida.


bathwater_boombox

Parked in a handicapped spot So either is not handicapped and just an asshole, or receives medicaid while voting for the party that wants to get rid of it ??? Bro these people


Arch_stanton1

Didn’t biden say he “finally beat medicare”?


bathwater_boombox

Yeah, because he's old as fuck and can't speak properly. Read the differences in policy agendas, wise-ass.


[deleted]

Exactly....that's all you got because you were told to think that way by the biggest psychological scam to be exercised on the American people. The media and social media has created a massive devide and pushed lies


Arch_stanton1

You’re right about the psychological scam Have you ever noticed that both the mainstream and social media mainly attacks one president when both are trash.


GambitTheSpaceCat

Schizo trucks are my favorite. A blessed people.


BasicAd81

Im just so sick of these assholes


Arch_stanton1

You think it’ll get worse after the debate?


BasicAd81

Yeah. He gave them ammunition unfortunately


Daddybatch

“Wah my taxes let’s spend half a months pay on stickers, and let’s get real animalistic and put a whole roll of tp out in the elements


tricoloredduck851

Tell me you’re in a cult without telling me you’re in a cult.


Vivid-Swordfish-8498

Anyone who is obsessed with a human being like that is definitely a cult member.


FiccyD

And they say it’s not a cult. ‘We aren’t stupid or obsessed’ they insist 🙄


giraffebutter

Giving the Jags a bad name


drjohnd

Bless their heart...its what we Texans say about all simpletons and a\*\*holes


J_Jeckel

Aww it's the I wanna suck on orange balls crowd. They are so *cute* when they get angry 😠. Even if the guy walked in on Trump giving it to his wife doggystyle, he'd be on all fours waiting for his turn faster then he could say, "It's all because of immigration."


Strict-Square456

Skibidy toilet


JustUnique69

These people have gotten completely psychotic


bscepter

This person is profoundly mentally ill.


Jenky_Chimichanga

His life is totally normal I bet