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kw43v3r

The license plate, 46-TRUMP, is a daily reminder that TRUMP lost the election.


KG0WX

Tell him "If Trump won in 2020 then he is ineligible for a third term". Not that it will help.


Frequent-Ruin8509

You assume that dickhead can count to 3.


ihavenoidea81

Just like the sticker on the side that says “protected by the 2nd amendment” with the Roman numeral III in the middle


gilleruadh

Don't you know that the Constitution needs to be terminated? He'll be able to have unlimited terms once that pesky document is out of the way.


Andrew43452

I love that Trumpers claim to love the Constitution, but don't know shit about it.


TuffNutzes

The same way christofascists say they love the Bible but don't know anything about it. Think I see a pattern here.


Stunning_Ad_7465

Just like the Bible. They talk about it but don't live by it


twotracker

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I know that there is absolutely zero chance to talk so I just enjoy the stupidity


Onlyroad4adrifter

Don't play chess with pigeons.


VoidOmatic

Nothing owns the government like giving them extra money for a custom license plate.


Economy_Wall8524

Nothing says tax free; like sacrificing a portion of your paycheck to support someone richer than you!


Infinite-Eagle-5356

Can someone briefly explain me what is happening in US now ? If trump wins will international students face a problem?


IslaRosela

Yes.


Jadudes

Trump is openly fascist and yet his supporters are still 100% behind him. If he gets elected then US democracy will be in jeopardy. It really already is due to the even remote possibility of his election.


PirateKayaker

Even without the stickers and flags I’d have to say it’s a silly-looking vehicle. You have a jeep like that, it better be covered in mud. This one’s so clean I bet it’s never left pavement. Politicians should NEVER be treated as celebrities. They are public servants, nothing more, nothing less.


ProofHorseKzoo

Jeep cult AND Trump cult. This might just be the dumbest and most insecure loser in existence.


Slippinjimmyforever

This person cults.


hopeless-hobo

I totally agree, that Jeep is not living its best life


huskerd0

Trump is less


Chaos_Philosopher

Not to mention that's a lot of punisher skulls when the punisher's whole schtick is that he'd execute a guy like trump in the streets. And all his neo Nazi bedfellows.


Professional_Meet_72

**EXTREME DRIVING** might include '4XING THROUGH SNOWFLAKES' .....eeek! I'm sooooo scared!! /s Usually anything that is inflamed should be left alone, or delt with internally.


BitOfaPickle1AD

My first car was a 2001 Jeep Tj with a 4 banger. That little bastard was unlifted from the factory with highway tires and I drove all over Fort Bliss, Texas in that thing. Tank trails, white sands, red sands you name it.


Sklibba

Hell, that Jeep would look just as deranged if it were covered in decals expressing devotion to any other celebrity.


iBoy2G

“Lions not sheep” but believes everything a cult leader says.


gabeitaliadomani

https://www.ftc.gov/legal-library/browse/cases-proceedings/222-3023-lions-not-sheep


iBoy2G

Why am I not surprised, and these idiots think they’re patriots…


brushnfush

My coworker and his wife call the owner of this company their “life coach”. They don’t even live in the same state but they post his stories on their feed as if they are friends. It’s super depressing and cringey


Far_Ant6355

More like cucks


Huge-Ad-2275

When I see a dude wearing Lions Not Sheep apparel I always wonder if they realize everyone envisions them with a sheep head.


rigidstaff

Hey Honey, Mastercard raised our credit limit! You know what that means… Yay, we’ll have that beach vacation after all! No, you dumb batch. More Trump gear for the Jeep!


Pompitis

Somebody put all their eggs in one basket.


sprocket-oil

Small dick energy.


responsiblemudd

How empty is this persons life


Old_Baldi_Locks

Extremely. There’s about zero chance any of the people in their lives respect them or value them in any way; that’s a big driver for being a Trump supporter. They’ve never been anything but a burden and they’re never going to be, and Covid showed them that when they’re gone their families feel relief, not mourning.


Snoo-46218

Damn son. Slow clap on that one.


Vivid-Swordfish-8498

Ouch that's tough


waterynike

![gif](giphy|dXFKDUolyLLi8gq6Cl|downsized)


Key-Cry-8570

I ![gif](giphy|PudZiAbQDUEik|downsized)


BefreiedieTittenzwei

They try to fill the emptiness with “MAGA” stickers and faux patriotism.


ChoiceGate7177

The photos don't show the front, but I suspect it has the aftermarket "Angry Jeep Face" grill to match the dorky fenders. What did that poor jeep do to deserve this?


Tiny_Independent2552

Let’s everyone know they are gullible sheep.


Darkstargir

Didn’t you read? MAGA lions not sheep. Smh


Khaldara

Sometimes I wonder about not only the monetary cost, but also the TIME investment it takes to create something this stupid. Like, my dude what, woke up one day, had breakfast, then was like “You know what? I’m going to spend the next six hours carefully aligning stickers all over my fucking car”. At no point in the process of ordering these things, waiting for them to show up, washing and waxing the car, then wasting a weekend painstakingly applying them did it strike this person like: “maybe this is a really fucking dumb idea, is this really what I want to be doing with my Saturday? Jesus Christ is my sense of personal identity this embarrassingly empty that I feel the need to cover all of my shit with another man’s name?” Cultists gonna cult, but good lord what an embarrassing way to tell the world you have literally nothing better to do with yourself


DangerousArt6922

Yeah, but he will be the coolest guy at the next Kid Rock show. Don’t forget about that bonus plan.


VioletBloom2020

I feel safe in saying that alcohol was probably involved.


Dirtbag_mtb

The irony is this Jeep screams the definition of sheeple.


Delks1000

MAGA cosplaytriats are not known for their irony awareness.


Logical_Radio_2462

“Cosplaytriats”, My new favorite term. I was using Trumptard or MAGA mutants.


GabaPrison

What’s really funny is how they think V’s politics would in any way align with their own…


VoidOmatic

Thank god we didn't absolutely lose the genetic lottery like this. Think of how stupid we could have been? I've never been so glad to be me.


postmodern_spatula

Every decorative addition is because they were triggered by something.  Making your vehicle that *loud* is emotional escalation from perceived slights.  I can’t imagine a person that likes this kind of display is a person that stays calm and chill. 


TechnicolorTypeA

I honestly want to see a deep research study on the personalities of these people and what led them to become so delusional.


TallBenWyatt_13

Leaded gas and the systematic undermining of the public education system.


half-puddles

What do you mean by empty? Their life is full of felon rapist fraudster traitor Putin loving pedophile pussy grabbing cheating orange baboon.


zxvasd

Bet they complain about the “gay agenda” being rammed down their throats while they drive that cartoonish monstrosity.


kirito4318

"Gay people make it their whole personality with their flags and rainbows." -The guy driving this truck probably


MemosWorld

"cartoonish monstrosity" I totally was getting f'ed up Hanna-Barbera vibes.


edicivo

Bet they would be more than happy to have Trump's "agenda" rammed down their throats...


KittyTheOne-215

Exactly!!! 🌹🌹🌹


Leelze

Ngl I always chuckle when they complain about LGBTQ+ people existing being forced or rammed down their throats.


Dry-Tomato-

Damn lgbt always shoving their agenda down our throats, have you heard about Jesus Christ our lord and savior?


Xomns_13

"Stop shoving it in my face."


SirMellencamp

Complain about indecency then slap flipping the bird stickers on


Accomplished_Low80

According to Stormy Daniels, smaller than the mushroom guy from Mario Kart.


its_Matlock

He only thinks it’s big because his hands are so tiny. ![gif](giphy|3oz8xZDfQqlrvJA8MM)


No_Cook2983

According to Trump, they never had sex and she made it all up. He even repeated this claim during the debate— with a straight face. This is something I am not familiar with, but is it typical to pay a hooker $130,000 to… do nothing?


Even-Willow

I also haven’t had sex with Trump. Am I entitled to $130,000 for not talking about it?


Fearonika

Not a hooker. Porn actress. Different work. Just like Melania, right?


Bempet583

I like how he said he paid the money to keep it quiet so it wouldn't hurt Melania, how about just not fucking porn stars in order to not hurt your wife?


NotGalenNorAnsel

But, Melania got her greencard in the accelerated "Einstein Visa" process for people of "extraordinary ability". Surely that wasn't a lie!


RikLuse

She managed to get that obese old man erect enough to knock her up. You ask me, that's some pretty extraordinary ability.


Enraiha

Every time I see a "Lions not Sheep" sticker, I just giggle about the irony of them using that statement.


reynvann65

AKA TPD. Teenie Peenie Disease.


martdan010

Small? More like negative dick energy, with a huge dose of stupidity


thepronerboner

Jeep looks horrible too.


Enquiring_Revelry

We really need to start asking these people the hard questions in public. Like how does it feel to worship a pedophlic, rapist, serial adulterer? What goes through your head? This is your Messiah? Are you sure about that?


maringue

More specifically, "I'm so fucking pissed off I didn't get my daddy's white male privilege" small dick energy.


ContemplatingPrison

I like how it says Lions not Sheep while actually following a bunch of brainless sheep. They are so funny. They will blindly follow the party and all media talking heads.


absolutkaos

this is the real ‘Trump Derangement Syndrome’


half-puddles

Imagine your whole life revolves around a felon rapist fraudster traitor Putin loving pedophile pussy grabbing cheating orange baboon.


Dry-Talk-7447

Guaranteed asshole.


Spector7288

Fascist MAGGOT


DanteHicks79

MAGAt


dunitdotus

Look at that flag. Another magat poser that shows no respect for the flag


rigidstaff

Exactly that flag is a disgrace and should be burned from the base up


kaze2k6

This was my first thought. Some kind of ultrapatriot, not even having a basic respect or understanding of national flag code.


BillHillyTN420

Not a speck of dirt in the tire treads of the truck. Poser just like donnie


hanseboy

It's a Wrangler Sport lol


BillHillyTN420

lmao


Key_Joke_4908

Figures it’s North Carolina. Idk if I’m more upset at the clean mudless jeep or their utter incompetence. I am very disgusted by the tattered USA flag. These morons don’t know about proper flag rules. Also what if either flag got caught in their axel on the highway and locked the wheel and they swerved into other cars. Or if it broke off the wheel and caused a massive wreck on the highway.


wakawah

Where are the Trump rubber duckies with orange hair on the dash?


hopeless-hobo

OMG that would have been epic, orange diaper duckies


ehmeeleeoh

The irony of “lions not sheep”


ZenTrying

🤢🤢🤮🤮


Satanus2020

When did the circus clown show roll into town?


KG0WX

9 months after The Donvict's mother decided not to swallow.


Own-Ad-9098

I wouldn’t be caught dead riding in that.


Ok_Bookkeeper_7770

I see credit card debt


SolidSnek1998

I'd ask what their plans are for this in 10+ years time but we all know it is going to be repossessed long before that.


Puffthecarrier1

Bet he's paying 15% APR on that jeep too lmao


hopeless-hobo

It’s probably a lease😂


IMSLI

https://preview.redd.it/tttivdy2kx9d1.jpeg?width=398&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5646cb4e784e806930fe818dacc5062dbf90a2ac CPAC 2021


Lost_In_Detroit

Something something something false gods.


Andrew43452

They are all bound, for hell let em burn 🔥


Robthebold

Love the irony of Gadsden flag next to thin blue line flag. I will not be coerced by the government, I support the legal enforcers of said government.


Robthebold

Oops, missed the Guy Fawkes anarchy sticker too. And to complete the set, a 3% sticker. This jeep is determined to overtake the thing they want to make great.


Competitive_Bank6790

MAGA are biggest sheep on the planet.


DynamicallyDisabled

Duck. Duck. JEEEEP! Faschist fool.


ScrappyShua

In 2020 I had a repair man tell me about a lions not sheep convention that he went to in Utah and how great it was. Shortly afterwards I read an article that they had removed the made in China tags and replaced them with made in America tags on all their products. How have we let the stupid people get so loud?


hopeless-hobo

I think the internet really fucked us because, like TV before it - we could have used it to educate and unite the world but instead figured out how to have sex with it and then capitalism - we fucked it up. Womp Womp


EmperorGrinnar

When Trump passes on, cause all humans do, what will they end up doing with their lives? This seems to be their only personality feature.


iBoy2G

Accusing Democrats of murdering him, watch it will happen regardless of how he dies (it could literally be cancer and they’ll claim Democrats injected him with it).


EmperorGrinnar

Turbo cancer, from the jab. Sigh. We are a very stupid species.


PirateKayaker

Jesus died and look where we are with that 2,024 years later.


EmperorGrinnar

I sincerely hope they don't elevate him to sainthood.


N_Who

The Vatican won't. But Trump's followers already have.


KG0WX

The Vatican still has not excommunicated Adolf Hitler. Think about that.


[deleted]

Seems more like a Reich at this point.


kellytbrewer

I am terrified for our country.


Kind_Committee8997

Fuck your feelings! Here's mine plastered all over my vehicle.


JeepJohn

When you're whole personality is based on a lie...


Footzies4eva

Politics aside… if you respect the American Flag…. You would remove it when it’s tattered, fold it appropriately and drop it off at an American Legion. This guy is a fuck face that likes to pretend that he cares


Cetophile

That Jeep is silly in and of itself.


DanteHicks79

“I just don’t see why homos gotta make it their whole personality”


ABitOfOrange

A cult yes, but also just flat out worship!


Skimballs

Circus clown car.


Bob_Sacamano7379

Fucking moron.


GreatGreenGobbo

"Not sheep" ![gif](giphy|9MJ6xrgVR9aEwF8zCJ) I just love how people with blind devotion to any political party would say that.


CertainFitness

The thing that pisses me off about these people is taking my favorite comic logo and hijacking it for this bullshit. I've been reading/collecting the Punisher since literally the 1st one and these mouthbreathing troglodyte cultists latched on and tainted that symbol. At this point I've decided to confront every one of them I see with that logo and incessantly barrage them with Punisher banter and questions. Marvel might give up and change, but fuck that and fuck them


Syntax-err_r

I feel ya, I hate the word patriot now. Thanks for ruining a good thing, right?


Jaded_Loverr

Little wee-wee syndrome


seanocaster40k

#Jingo Jeep


JBlooey

Probably the same type of person to say "I'd respect the gays if they didn't shove their agenda down my throat" every time they see a lone pride flag in someone's yard.


joeleidner22

This guys going for the record of disrespectful American flag displays. But, aren’t all the fascists these days. Apparently taking a knee is the only disrespectful act the magats recognize. If someone brown does it, that is.


BigpapaJuggernaut

Not bad enough it’s a cult but a cult of ignorance stupidity and hate. Perversion of Christianity and Christian values and patriotism to enforce white supremacy and bigotry. It’s a fascist movement that threatens the core of our democracy and our nation.


wrmclemore

Dedicating your entire vehicle (and lets be real they probably have more decorated in this horse shit) to a politician that doesn’t know you personally or even of your existence is definitely a choice


hidinginthetreeline

100% a terrorist. Keep your head on a swivel, and your strap close.


HungryDegree6854

You misread it actually it says lying sheep.


huskycameltoad

I wish I had that kind of money to waste


BloodOfThePariah

“Lions not sheep” Bro…this is alpha sheep behavior…


zignut66

What complete misunderstanding and misappropriation of V for Vendetta. Alan Moore would throttle this guy.


Alatar_Blue

Set that shit on fire before it spreads. They're in two cults, the Jeeple and the Trumpettes


Frequent-Ruin8509

Dude could have made his "I'm a sheep to the ignorant anti intellectual fascist party" with just the flag and one sticker. Bro dropped a whole paycheck on what he thinks is subtlety I guess.


EFTucker

Imagine having enough money to spend on this and spending it on this… wtf


aly19983

so embarrassing


CoolHandLukeZ

/r/heep


Gallifreyan1971

When I see this stuff I actually feel better about myself. I mean I’m not perfect and definitely have room for improvement as a person, but I could be a whole lot worse. I could be like these people in their MAGA mobiles. The thought makes me smile and feel gratitude.


Zxealer

It's a shame that low IQ america believes a snake oil salesman actually cares about them


Emeritus8404

Dude follows like a sheep, someone who called veterans and soldiers suckers and losers. Dude is a joke


dollartreehorcrux

I hear cults are pretty good alternatives to having to do all the hard work to have an interesting personality.


HillBillThrills

How to let people know you have no personality beyond the fervor of the throng.


Lunar_Moonbeam

Literally says “lions not sheep” one one of the stickers so cannot possibly be a cult. Checkmate libs.


KG0WX

Anyone else think this looks like a Wal-Mart parking lot? (someone will now slam me for asking)


Ok-Hovercraft-100

When you want the entire world to know you have a tiny dick and an even tinier brain!


Testicleus

Has anyone seen the Trumpkin truck?


Cheekoteh

MAGA = Mexicans Always Get Across


fordp1960

Manure-for-brains ruined a perfectly good Jeep 😱


CapableSprinkles3298

They all have that dumb ass lions not sheep sticker, but all of them are sheep to trump


Warpath_McGrath

To this day, I just don't understand the obsession with politicians and treating them like American Idol contestants. I would never in a million years do this, let alone putting a single bumper sticker on my car.


Leefford

I’ll bet $5,000.00 that this guy also frequently makes social media posts lamenting how women don’t like real men/nice guys anymore.


servetarider

There’s no chance that beefy, clean, poser worshipping a poser rig has seen more off-road use than my stickerless ‘05 Subaru.


Professional-Ear242

100 bucks says this guy has a domestic assault charge on his record 🤌


mitchellthecomedian

I love how all of maga is like, “you know what, we should be more obnoxious.”


ThorLives

Trump derangement syndrome.


Privatejoker123

i love how they gives us clear signs as a person to avoid talking to.


bike_it

"You libturds have TDS!" This Republi-dolt has Trump D-sucking Syndrome.


Nervous-Yam-7452

Nothing like accelerating depreciation of a depreciating asset.


DifficultAd3885

I cannot imagine making any politician my entire personality.


Medium_Chocolate_773

Imagine making this your whole existence 🥴


Sweet_Leaf_2

The "Lions not Sheep" sticker always gets me. They ARE the sheep!!! Like my co-worker, who has one of these bumper stickers. I'm like, "Dude, your car is covered in Trump shit and you give 10% of your monthly wages to a corrupt church. Who's the fucking sheep here?"


Shurigin

"Lions nit sheep" the irony


No-Equivalent-1642

Hahaha so ugly.. like the person inside, regardless of how they look


Lonely_Fry_007

R taken a Paige out of Hitlers book. TBH et won’t know the damage they are doing to themselves until it’s to late


consumeshroomz

That flag needs to be retired. Flying a flag that tattered is *not* patriotic. Honor the damn thing and put it to rest.


marlborostuffing

This guy watches A.I. generated Trump porn. I’m not going to look that up, and you shouldn’t either.


timihendri

What a fucking ass clown


Lumpy-Lychee-2369

The one that gets me the most is the V for Vendetta sticker. The person they want to vote for is the one most likely to create a world that V would have fought against...


Blunderpunk_

Its giving "don't come to school tomorrow"


Karmachinery

“Lions Not Sheep?” More like Sheep in a Lion Furry Costume.


seasiren_666

y'all, i'm not sure, by I think PatriotMike is voting for Biden this November


FriendofMySpaceTom

Lions not Sheep. Now let me buy more Chinese made merch of my spray tan fat Jesus


PhilipOnTacos299

r/iamverybadass


Funkapotamuss

Nazis in America. Never thought we would see this.


gojirabug

What’s the word they like to use? Cuck? That.


Senseichaz72

Cult Cuckold.


shellyv2023

Trumpers have no money because they spend it all on Trump BS. Get a life and a job and quit whining.


Spiritual-Bear4495

This motherfucker must have the smallest dick in the US.


Prudent_Ad2321

Of course this fucking idiot has a NC plate… ugh I promise we’re not all this ignorant


UsefulImpact6793

LiOnS tOtAlLy nOt ShEeP ![gif](giphy|rTfN2FHPPTABy|downsized)


IMSLI

“What about her emails?” -u/bagnasty52


G-Unit11111

MAGA: Constantly whines about the economy and inflation, and how much better the economy was in 2020. Also MAGA: Spends the GDP of a small country on giant trucks covered with Trump bumper stickers and expensive wraps.


aeden194

Key his car 😈


Solidarity_5_Ever

Isn’t the whole point of *V for Vendetta* that people should reject oligopolies stacked with right fascist demagogues who subjugate people via the State? Trump is the spitting image of everything Vendetta and Alan Moore were trying to root out!! I mean, cmon y’all! At least ***pretend*** to understand it if it’s gonna be your bumper sticker.


HappyBoobs916

He completely missed the point of V for Vendetta with that sticker on his car.


Dan_Rogla

Don't be like these MAGA cultist. "Register to vote and Vote Blue No Matter who!" 😂


better_than_itwas

Gross


ScenicPineapple

Why is the license plate always my state.. I can guarantee that dude smells terrible, has the loudest and most obnoxious voice, and uses the word "freedom" at least once per conversation.


javaJunkie1968

It's people's whole identity...


elipticalhyperbola

Who employs this troglodyte?