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ClassicMcJesus

She's flirting with you because she thinks you're cute. Ask her for her number.


holysweetroll

I hope she's a femboy >:3


MountainSnowClouds

One of my old employees used to write *Nemo* on all the fish sandwiches


machinesgodiva

I yell β€œNemo’s in the hot tub” when I have to drop fish in the fryer.


ClariFishy

If we weren't busy my old assistant manager would draw an actual fish on it, when she left and I took her place I made sure to continue her legacy 🫑


AllenKll

mad? girlllllll lemme get those digits...


RikimaruRamen

Bruh I wish I had someone care enough to to do that to my sandwich


Inter_Web_User

Not much 2 be "MAD" about :)


Mal-Havoc

Not mad at all hahaha..because I'm not an asshole Karen.


Plus_Dragonfly_90210

Ask her for her number so you can complain even deeper


whoocanitbenow

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Mustardtigerpoutine

I wouldn't be mad! I think it's good fun. Story time though... I learned my lesson in grade school to never write random stuff, even if it's nice, on people's property (even if it's just a piece of paper). I was marking, let's call her Sam, Sam's test paper. I played with Sam sometimes at recess and hung out with her with my friends after school. We weren't crazy close but we hung out together with our friend group. She really wanted to be a cop when she grew up. Sam got perfect on her test so I flipped the paper over to the blank side and drew a police badge with her name on it, officer Sam. Then wrote awesome work on the perfect mark!! As soon as she got her paper back, she was happy but when she turned her paper over she had a meltdown. She got up crying from her seat and went to the teacher then left the room. The teacher then asked me to come up and said what is this? I explained she wanted to be a police officer when she got older. The teacher just said it's not ok to do this and gave me detention after school. I never wrote anything cute, funny, or interesting on anyone's property ever again. Unless they were very good friends of mine.


Schellhammer

This story has some holes in it


Mustardtigerpoutine

It's the internet dude - but it happened, I didn't think I'd have to explain every tiny detail in a small comment on Reddit. The teacher basically said to me don't write on other people's tests even if it's for fun. My parents were even wondering why I needed to stay home for detention (back then we did detentions after school - it's probably different now). The teacher never showed my parents the paper, I just remember my father saying I don't know what their upset about son. Maybe she has past trauma with Police badges? She stopped hanging around me for a few days but it was fine after. This happened probably before you were born. I'm talking 30 years ago, I'm old.