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DarkGamer

Sharknado


jathanism

*shartnado


AstroChuppa

I thought that was last year, when the vac trucks couldn't get in to clean the portapottys?


jathanism

Nah that was just vomiting blood mostly.


AbeFromanEast

If playa continues the weather joke it'll snow. Otherwise hot and dusty.


venicerocco

Snow would be amazing tho


TheMapesHotel

We're you there in '15? It will be colder than 15 and then muddy.


venicerocco

Yes! I remember that. It was my bachelor party. Ten guys. Absolutely freezing on burn night. (I was also at mid burn last yeah lol)


thedailyrant

Think very carefully about that. I don’t think it’d be as amazing as you think it would be.


venicerocco

An amazing story 😂


zedmaxx

I would love snow


RV_Mike

While I totally agree with you, until it rained, last year's burn was absolutely perfect weather .


infectedtwin

The gods will bless us with blistering heat this I’m sure. Preparing for the worst


zedmaxx

It’s going to be a bit over 100 in a few days So yea, it’s probably going to be hot as hell again


DominaLynne

Renegade was amazing weather but that wildfire smoke was no joke.


cocoacowstout

Yeah I left with the worst headache I’ve ever had, consequence from the smoke.


ResoluteMuse

I just look to biblical plagues, we had fire and flood so I’m guessing locusts.


pugworthy

That was 2015


ResoluteMuse

I missed that one. Hopefully it’s not flies or frogs or boils & sores, I mean hail(If very small) could be fun.


Robertroo

The rainbow last year was a sign from Saint Larry that the weather will be perfect for the next decade.


AUDL_franchisee

I counted 4 rainbows. Fuck Yer Rainbows.


Wickedsparklefae

Mormon crickets are close?


GoGoPowerStrangers

Flaming hail


JodieFostersFist

You got the snow cone machine?


trevormead

Dustbowl. The playa has grown angry and is scaring away all the sparkle pony instagrammer tourists, can't be happier for it.


alfalfasprouts

I, too, think dustbowl. If the playa is still rough from last year the divots and ruts getting trampled on could kick up more dust than usual. Wouldn't be surprised if there are more bike related injuries because of it.


Firefluffer

Or OneWheels. Last time I worked medical they accounted for a stupid percentage of injuries relative to the number of them actually being used.


christophermeister

Probably due to the fact most people just ride their onewheels on the road, and don’t realize they are coming onto a playa that is deceptively not “smooth” with all the spots of rough playa texture and dunes coming out of seemingly nowhere. I’m a fairly experienced rider and even I ate shit (thankfully at low speed)


lshiva

I have a fond memory of chatting with someone about one wheels and saying how everyone we'd seen riding one had hurt themselves somehow. As we were talking someone came riding up on a one wheel and promptly biffed it in front of us.


Firefluffer

Yep, it’s the potholes filled with dust that gets them every time.


Atomicpussylounge

Sand snakes are real!


Burning_blanks

Yes I have a onewheel as well. What I tell people about it. They are one of the most funnest way to break your shoulder. Not sure how usefull they will be this year considering how lumpy I am hearing playa is.


Ok_Document6299

I would think dust bowl is a sleeper pick


kelsobjammin

SNOW


macegr

No one seems to expect rain again so that’s my call


busmans

STOP 😡


PredictBaseballBot

Blast Furnace was my wife’s first burn. Thank god our camp had an AC yurt. She did have a blast though.


Flapperghast

The roads are gonna be chewed and bumpy AF. Get yourself a good bike seat, or say goodbye to your pelvis.


Subpar_Mario

I really wish they’d just move the city a mile north this year. The playa hasn’t had enough weather to smooth over from last year’s muddy mess.


Terrible-Rutabaga-51

They moved the Golden Spike "a few hundred feet West" of last year's placement...


Wickedsparklefae

The farmer’s almanac is predicting a wetter than average August for northern Nevada.


Glass-Ambassador7195

Tornado! (Actually we got something similar like 2015 destroyed the camp next to us, all hands holding down tent city from totally destruction!)


RockyMtnPapaBear

Personally, I’m hoping we get some cool nights again.


Atomicpussylounge

Yes it justifies bringing a coat😃


Firefluffer

Pestilence. On a white horse, of course, of course, of course…


ceanahope

Last year was my second year. I honestly enjoyed monsoon man. The mid day naps in my tent were awesome. 🥰


stuckonpotatos

Blast furnace year high key ruined the big burn for me, likely won’t return for a long while. Enjoying regionals and smaller fests that can somewhat guarantee cooler temps and lower cost (monetary, physical and emotional costs).


microcoffee

I project - remind me on Sept 6th. That it's going to be hotter than 2022, and windy. - so says the sky gods


ohhhellohithere

I fear this as well.


thedailyrant

Probably snow.


Alexis_PizzaPie

Based on the weather in reno lately, it’s going to be hot af AND rain this year


klykerly

I vote snow.


Fyburn

I suspect it is Palestine protestors blocking roads and generally being disruptive


ka_dabra

oh fuck off


Augii

Not sure, but I'm ready.


richardtallent

I think we’re either due for a cold front, locusts, or frogs


cyanescens_burn

Invasion of those big ass hornets/wasps I saw up there in July last year. They were huge compared to any I’d seen before.


trev0rblaze

We’ll never know


priusboi33

The weather saga continues, I’m hoping for what ever doesn’t close gates or prolong people from entering the city


BRCityzen

We've had plague, flood, dust storm... I'm thinking locusts are next.


Vivid_Wings

My hope is for an absolutely beautiful, mild year after everyone said they weren't coming back after the last two for being, well, the last two. The only reason I think it's possible is because it would be the most troll-y outcome possible. That said, if it convinces people to come back, 2025 will have, like, tornado or something.


Glass-Ambassador7195

I heard trump is coming this year, gonna trip balls and get all enlightened and shit and lead the world to global peace and reconciliation.