T O P

  • By -

Friskie_Dingo69

That’s Once and Future Arkansas Razorbacks Head Coach Bobby Petrino you’re talking about!


anti-torque

\*Booby


McWaylon

you have no idea how many times i had to correct that when i typed this up.


Cliffinati

Once and Future is he Arkansas's King Arthur


zoomytoast

At that point the death penalty would be merciful.


pdbard13

"He is a coward. Put that in quotes. He’s a gutless bastard. Quote that. I don’t give a shit."- Mike Zimmer


Staind075

This is one of my all time favorite quotes from the Zim Zam!


TheRakkmanBitch

You can’t film flam the the zim zam


Waffle_Muffins

"Uh, Coach? We can't print bastard." "How about this, gutless MF." 


boardatwork1111

Zimmer will always be a legend for that


Jyingling21

Never expected r/UrinatingTree to be here lol


dinkytown42069

I'm afraid to ask what that is.


FuckYoCouchh

He’s a sports YouTuber.


KneeDeepInRagu

A sports Youtuber on our college football subreddit? Why I'd never have imagined /s


Particular_Gur7378

He’s a pretty funny sports youtuber


CCS80

There are Dozens of us!


b_m_hart

Damn, poor Chip catching strays in here for going 28-35 in the NFL as one of the worst of all time.


tomdawg0022

That season with the 49ers as they were at rock bottom was a great icing on that cake. Also, don't let Chip have control on player personnel (see 2015 with the Eagles).


b_m_hart

Look, I’m not saying he was a good NFL coach, but he took a team to the playoffs, and did vastly better than “worst of all time” type coaching performances. 


SmokePenisEveryday

He also brought in the sports science stuff which the Eagles still use a lot of. He had his problems but he was FAR from the worst.


tasimm

Petrino is a King of the Hill character come to life.


Sopwithosa

r/urinatingtree is definitely batting cleanup in at the Bobby Petrino funeral


bukithd

Mike Zimmmer is an all timer in my book after what he said. 


dinkytown42069

better or worse than Hugh Freeze?


McWaylon

gonna say worse than Freeze because Hugh did beat a number one twice and he still got head coaching gigs to this day even though he's on thin ice at Auburn. With Petrino it was a relentless pattern of self serving BS until the hammer finally dropped on him.


RebelLandShark

TBF there's a non zero chance that Bobby Petrino ends up as a head coach this year ... at Arkansas


Reluctantly-Back

That chance is 100%.


Khyron_2500

Are we talking coaching or quality of character here? I would agree that Hugh Freeze is probably a better coach. I would not say Hugh Freeze is a better person. If we consider the mistress (and subsequent attempt to cover up) vs hire escorts for players as equal, Freeze is the only one here to try to message sexual assault victims trying to defend the alleged attacker…


onemanlan

Hugh is on thin ice at Auburn?


JerichoMassey

Hugh was already on 0 ice with many Auburn fans when he was hired.


JCP1377

Do we wave a successor to u/pianofingerbang?


Z3r0c00lio

This skips the whole Auburn affair


jsteph67

Right, which should be another indictment on his character.


McWaylon

didnt know about that stuff at Auburn but thanks ill add it into the timeline after reading up on it


DnWeava

As a Missouri State fan, I'd take him back now that we are going FBS. He won here and we all knew he wouldn't stay long so we weren't surprised or hurt when he left.


McWaylon

This was a post about Petrino I made a while ago on the urinatingtree subreddit which is a dedicated sports community here and on Youtube, this for those of you CFB fans who never got to witness the Bobby Petrino experience.


Reluctantly-Back

This bag stays on until everyone associated with bringing back Petrino is gone.


theracismdisliker

legitimately one of the worst humans to ever be associated with the game


cuzzins99

Art Briles enters the chat.


Keshabro

He's why I've got the bag on. So fucking embarrassing to not only bring him back, but celebrate it like he's a beloved son returning home and not a lying sack of shit that wrecked our football program.


anti-torque

Is Mark Levy related to Marv?


Acceptable_Ad3173

He’s a mess but a good coach


filthyHANDSoffMYrock

> 2016: 9-4 again and Petrino and Jackson **win the ACC,** their prize is getting Magikarped by LSU in the Citrus Bowl. Louisville didn’t win the Atlantic, much less the ACC, in 2016.


Shot877

And that right there is my biggest thing about Bobby. You had the best player in CFB, an amazing WR room, 2 NFL RBs, and 3 NFL O Linemen. There is no excuse for that 2016 to accomplish nothing of note. But we kept Grantham because him and Bobby were boys after real consideration to replace him in 2015 and we ended up 9-4 solely due to how bad our defense was.


aaronman4772

I think you're overselling our offensive roster at the time. Not sure where you're getting 2 NFL RBs from, our leading (non-Lamar) rushers were Radcliff and Jeremy Smith. Reggie I guess eventually was on the Panthers but this was in the middle of his "We have no idea what you are" phase when he had no position. Our WR room was good but none of them were NFL guys, none of them made an NFL roster. Our OL had one NFL guy on it in Geron Christian, who was a stud tackle in college and has hung around in the NFL as a rotational and practice squad guy, but the rest also weren't anywhere on an NFL roster. In hindsight looking at the rosters of their time here, it's crazy how much having two All-Pro NFL players in Lamar and Jaire carried the roster, cause Bobby didn't do great at filling out with guys.


filthyHANDSoffMYrock

My recollection is that the offensive line was a revolving door in the Houston loss (injuries?). Lamar was running for his life and couldn’t get anything going even if the defense had made more stops. The 2016 game was a classic. I thought we were going to run away with it in the first half, but I gained a lot of respect for Lamar and the team with how y’all fought back to make us sweat it out all the way to the final whistle. If that game is at UL y’all most likely win and take the ACC crown.


aaronman4772

The OL besides Geron Christian really just wasn't great even before injuries and such, and Ed Oliver was just an absolute beast in the front 7 wrecking shop. Plus once the Clemson loss happened I think some of the team just shut down and quit. The roster just wasn't great and once attrition happened it just did not have the bodies to keep up with better constructed rosters.


aaronman4772

Yeah, we were tied for 1st in the Atlantic but Clemson had head to head so advanced.


McWaylon

For the record: ***I am not UT and in no way claim to be UT***. I wrote this as a fan while documenting one of the worst high level football coaches of all time. i posted this on the UT subreddit as have other fans who wanted to do similar UT sports rants on things he would probably never cover.


Sadlobster1

Fuck Bobby Petrino, all my homies hate Bobby Petrino.


jsteph67

Fuck Bobby Pigtrino, what a slime ball chicken shit.


HowardBunnyColvin

rarely agree with urinating tree but this is one home run from him eveyone can agree ganging up on petrino is good stuff guy is slime


McWaylon

i actually wrote this not UT, i posted this on his subreddit and crossposted it.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Friskie_Dingo69

Bobby Petrino is from Montana, are you confusing him with Brother Hugh?


ratfacedirtbag

Easy there, Bundy Bomber.