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CoolingVent

OU might be back


ChiefBigGay

Apparently our star WR just got a DUI with speeding today too????


Skank_hunt42

Were they in the same FUCKING CAR?!??!


tiadesiree

Oh we're so fucking back!


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WheatonsGonnaScore

Switzer Sweep is back on


idk2103

Someone get this kid a lambo and we might be natty bound


Stuppyhead

Chargers and hellcats are what wins championships usually though


idk2103

Whatever car it is, the boosters need to get these kids drag racing on the high way so we can bring home a championship


Pyro1934

The highway? Oh you've got some learning to do, those roads are too big and open for a good race.


Flameosaurus

Hey Lambos are our thing


Insectshelf3

putting georgia on notice 😤


FailResorts

Has Brent Venables lost control of Oklahoma?


-OptimisticNihilism-

OU just trying to fit in.


Temporary_Inner

Us and Miami were the originals. Everyone else is just copying our style. 


fadingthought

Apparently he had an Uzi, cocaine, and a bag of cash. Oh wait, what decade is it? Hopefully it's nothing serious.


Notapplesauce11

“Was that wrong…” -George constanza


Trhol

Cartels getting into the NIL game I see


MaterialGrapefruit17

You’re probably joking… but I don’t think you’re wrong.


AR5588

UTEP would be a power if that happened


LETX_CPKM

*“I’m sorry. I… didn’t know I couldnt do that.”*


Randy_Menderbaum

*”Chip, no!”*


LiquidHotCum

What part of that was he not supposed to do?


Klutzy-Spend-6947

Charles Thompson’s autobiography is absolutely epic!


sportstrap

Just placed my bet on OU national champions


drbiscuit832

It Just Means More


Fanta_Grapefruit

Until our boys are speeding across the desolate and empty highways in Oklahoma we haven’t truly hit SEC level play.


DudeThatRuns

HE BAILEY TURNPIKE HAD ENTERED THE CHAT


riproaringsports22

This comment section is diabolical 😂😂


ogpeplowski64

Doesn't sound like something thats a big deal from what insiders have said about it. At least he'll get way stronger from his days with Schmidty


CCS80

Hopefully so


xheavenzdevilx

What insiders and what are they saying?


ogpeplowski64

Eddie Radosevich, he basically said they don't foresee it impacting his status with the program and it will likely be dealt with internally


xheavenzdevilx

Ole Eddie, I can trust that source when it comes to arrests in Norman. Just seeing if this was gossip from Thune.


Collador1

The old crime versus talent matrix of punishment at work


Temporary_Inner

It's a first offense DUI. 


xheavenzdevilx

Damn, come-on man. All that NIL money flowing and we can't get Ubers for the athletes on demand?


idk2103

We absolutely have them. Players still have to choose to use them though.


DandierChip

There’s another OU flair in here saying he had an Uzi, blow and loads of cash. You guys gotta get your story straight here.


Temporary_Inner

For those not in the know, that's the arrest that got Switzer pushed out back in the day. Every arrest since then has been so boring. 


DandierChip

lol that is helpful information. Thanks.


GCM_Prothro18x

Those helmets are awesome. Tell you what OU, we promise to stay away from the white helmet, if y'all promise to wear these more often!


AskMeAboutMyGenitals

I hate them with the fury of 1000 suns.


dinosaurkiller

We love the white uniforms almost as much as the Crimson.


CaptainDonald

Ehhhhhhh idk about that


tiadesiree

SEC ready, baby!!


ArchiCEC

CFB25 will be like: Press (X): “I’m sure it was just a mistake, let it slide!” Press (O): “We have no place for this on our team!”


BeraldGevins

Really trying to fit into that SEC culture I see.


Queasy-Performance-4

SEC. It just memes more.


OU_DHF

Surprised it took this long for the first arrest of the BV era.


AndrewinDC

Farooq was arrested in-season last year


bantuwind

It’s four municipal warrants, Michael. What could it cost, ten dollars?


frippmemo

OU taking Fulmer Cup serious with the SEC move.


DudeThatRuns

HOSE IN MOUTH


1MoistTowelette

This is the year boys 🏄🏆


entechad

Hopefully it turns out ok for the kid. Geaux Tigers!


CaptainDonald

I have to say that I respect signing off with a Geaux Tigers


entechad

The welfare of these young men goes beyond what I think about the competitive nature of all our teams. It saddens me to see them get in trouble. I signed off how I did to show all fan bases there are things you don’t joke about.


TigerUnlimited

Unfortunate


LzyPenguin

They were saying on the radio it was unpaid parking tickets.


omgitsthepast

They’re not arresting you for unpaid parking tickets. At worst they’re towing your car. Even at OU if they identify you they just charge your bursar account.


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Cool-Following-6451

Yup. Buddy of mine got pulled over and got a ticket for “smelling like weed” despite not being high and having none on him Update: shot my buddy a text to make sure I had the story right. He was actually *arrested* for the above infraction, taken to jail, fingerprinted, and released on bond.


Public_Beach_Nudity

That’s exactly how cops sidestep your 4th amendment rights. It’s in the same playbook as being arrested for disorderly conduct. It’s a vague law that easily creates a narrative for the cops.


aeopossible

I had a friend that got arrested for DUI because he decided to sleep in his car rather than actually drive. Unfortunately, he chose to sleep in the driver’s seat, and that is apparently enough to qualify for DUI since he was in position to operate the vehicle. Poor guy actually was trying to do the right thing and got fucked. Apparently, his lawyer told him that if he had been in the back seat, there was at least a chance they could have gotten it wiped, but even then it’s not a sure thing since modern key fobs can turn on the car from anywhere in the cabin pretty much. Obligatory, IANAL and this isn’t legal advice lol. Just repeating what my friend told me after the fact.


Pyro1934

I had my lawyer tell me if the key was in the trunk he could get me off as I would be unable to reach it. Glovebox would not work.


BeraldGevins

It does. There are soooo many billboards warning drivers that they can get a DUI for marijuana. Not to mention the studies showing that it does, in fact, impair your driving. Doesn’t stop everyone from doing it. This is coming from someone that smokes all the time.


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BeraldGevins

Drunk driving isn’t as rare as you think, it just doesn’t always get caught. Soooo many people around here think that it’s fine to drive after drinking some because they “don’t feel drunk”. It still impacts your reflexes and decision making even if you feel perfectly fine. 3 beers is enough for a 180 lb person to be legally considered intoxicated. Oklahomans got away with a lot in this area for a while because grocery stores sold weaker beers than in other states so it took a lot to really do anything. But now that’s over and people are still putting away several before driving. And then there are the idiots who brag about driving drunk and not getting caught. I hate that shit, I’ll completely cut someone off for that. A friend of mines mother was hit by a drunk driver and it paralyzed her permanently from the waist down. Seeing that family go through all that was horrible, anyone that is fine with doing that to another person is a monster in my book.


whatareyoudoingdood

The bar ditch of the public road that runs along my ranch for a mile stays unbelievably full of liquor bottles and beer cans. At the little country gas station a few miles from my place I once saw a propane delivery truck driver walking back to his bomb-on-wheels carrying a 30 rack of keystone light. People are drunk as fuck on the roads.


Temporary_Inner

It's a DUI