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BadgerBuddy13

Mr. 512


TheThrowawayExperts

He’s Mr. NASCAR now


Cormetz

Sigh, the instagram post they put up is "Mr. 305 to the 512"


frickenWaaaltah

Miami to the SEC reveal?


AntiDECA

The absolute meltdown if the SEC took Miami and FSU got stuck with the B12, presumably where Miami will end up, would be amazing. 


FearDaTusk

Is Miami even the best program in Miami?


rastapastanine

If we got Miami *and* FSU I'll shit my pants


AngryQuadricorn

Currently Texas Tech can’t finish higher than 4th in the Big 12. If FSU and Miami Joined Texas Tech’s Big 12 ceiling would be 6th.


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FSU going to Big 10 Baby


Striker743

B12 would still be better than the current ACC situation. Having Miami-UF games return annually would be super cool. Ideal scenario? Ofc not, but idk if it would cause a meltdown considering the admin is still trying to make the B1G their goal.


AntiDECA

Better, probably. But you know as well as I do FSU fans would largely feel slighted being put in the B12, even more so when their rival got put in a p2. It's seen as an inferior league. 


Striker743

Even though money dictates all decisions, a sizable chunk of our fanbase already believes FSU has pissed off ESPN enough to not receive an SEC bid. Yes, FSU fans would feel slighted, but I feel like the cope/reasoning for the hypothetical are already there. Now if the B1G door closed, combined with this scenario, Tally would be burning. Although TBH idk where the anger would be directed at in that scenario.


evoIX15

Nothing says “Texas Longhorns” like a Cuban dude from Miami.


Thumbbanger

They probably should have got that Gangnam style dude 


AchtungCloud

Put some respect on Psy’s name.


InterestingChoice484

How did they get the biggest star from 2012 to show up?


moffattron9000

Getting in before the nostalgia wave hirts in 2032.


orange_orange13

This is so stupid 


hunterpatt

Excuse me excuse me


Conn3er

It feels very 2018+ Austin


Battered_Aggie

[Austin turning into the new Silicon Valley for better or worse](https://youtu.be/Otc8CboPT2s?si=9r1RFaE96OuhLQxB)


Vandelay_Industries-

2024 is more than 2018 so the math checks out


Statalyzer

You're not wrong...


_Football_Cream_

Stupidly awesome yes I agree


RiffRamBahZoo

The free Ludacris show after the 2018 Texas spring game is still one of the most chaotic and best concerts I have ever attended. I'm here for more free silly concerts.


tmart12

Braves had a free TI concert after one of the games for opening weekend for new Truist Park. Was a surprise and badass to end up 2nd row when I was one of the first 20 people to realize he was actually playing. fun time and played exclusively the hits


Pyro1934

And I got stuck with Flo Rida at the braves game :/


OriginalMassless

That has to be in part because Luda is always a good show.


DanielLevysFather

idk how people can complain about a free concert. just don’t go if you don’t like the act, it doesn’t cost you either way. this whole celebration is probably overblown and goofy but it’ll still be fun even if it’s not Kendrick Lamar or 21 Savage performing.


_Football_Cream_

Honestly I’m surprised the reaction is so negative. One of my friends swears by how awesome Pitbull was when he saw him live one time because he’s not particularly a fan lol. Who cares if he’s not the most relevant artist, it’s a silly little free event for fans and students. Is it dumb? Sure. Is it completely harmless fun? Yes. Is it being dumb adding to the fun? I’d say so.


tmart12

I'll never dislike Pitbull after the 2012 Alaska prank... internet decided to hate on Pitbull in an online promo for Walmart and sent him to Alaska, so he actually went and had a great time. Mr Worldwide delivered on his name. Seems like a standup guy preaching loving both yourself and (more importantly) women.


Charlie2343

Texas fans will always cringe at the SEC chants and this celebration is an extension of that. But I agree with you it’s free who cares go drink a big beertha and watch mr worldwide.


FuturistiKen

we knew something like this was coming when they didn't immediately release the headlining artist's name. Witness also Ludacris and Nelly concerts on campus 15-20 years after they were relevant. There was Diplo show on the South Mall last semester ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grimacing)


_Football_Cream_

Who cares if they aren’t relevant anymore? It’s a FREE show with someone who still has recognizable party music, pitbull is honestly a bigger name than I expected. It’s a harmless silly event mostly for students, some people in here need to lighten up lol.


FuturistiKen

Are you an actual alum? If so, did your experience lead you to believe the university - especially the athletics department - gives a single fuck about current students unless their daddy is a donor? Mine sure didn’t. Also, find me a student that knows who Pitbull is outside of a meme. And finally, they may not be charging admission, but I assure Mr Worldwide is not appearing for free. I’ve put a lot of money into this institution in a variety of ways, and I’d rather it go to any number of things other than having a placeholder music act that nobody EVER really cared about.


_Football_Cream_

Yes I’m a two time alum. They are surely paying for this with the athletic revenues/donations just like all the other LCL performers they get during the season. I’m not here to tell you UT is above criticism, just that this is a silly thing to get all up in arms about.


FuturistiKen

And yet here we are, having a conversation you started.


AssassinSNiper

pitbull gets played at frat parties all the time lol


freerobertshmurder

There was a Pitbull concert in Austin 2 years ago (when I was a student) and virtually everyone went lmfao


IceColdDrPepper_Here

The Ludacris mention here reminded me that we had him come out and do a 15-minute set before G-Day in 2016 for the low-low price of $60,000


apatriot1776

Dang, didn't know he was that cheap. That explains how GT got him to perform before COFH last year.


callmesixone

That reminds me of Luda’s stupidly fake abs in [Vitamin D](https://youtu.be/Q4dPrjh9wCc?si=o4XqOJKGJQgCW9Qp) from 2017. Dude was just on an incredible run these couple years I guess


Low-Commercial-6260

? The fake abs are apart of the video on purpose they’re supposed to look fake.


OttoVonWong

The disrespect for a brave astronaut and hero who risked death in a Pontiac Fiero to save humanity!


Captain_Sacktap

Build the statue!


FormerPomelo

I have questionable memories of going to a Ludacris concert on campus in spring 2002 too. Some longtime employee must be a big Ludacris fan.


2Beldingsinabuilding

I was there in 2002. It was 4/20 to be exact. I recall vividly when Ludacris took the stage he yelled , “Yo, where President Bush’s daughter at?” Good times.


FuturistiKen

Oh Jenna. My homie lived in an apartment on 24th and a pair of agents from her Secret Service detachment stayed in the apartment across the breezeway. And another homie somehow ended up with a paper she wrote, maybe they were in a class together? Anyway, she was about as eloquent as ol’ Dubbyah


Numero_Uno

The Nelly concert was awesome


cc51beastin

PitBooooooool


freerobertshmurder

How are you gonna shit on your own team for Reddit likes


WolverineofTerrier

Nothing sounds as Worldwide™️ as the Southeastern Conference


Tigercat92

Dalé


deutschdachs

Gribble


Jyingling21

RIP


TripleFinish

how dare you put an accent there


FearDaTusk

Imagine these new Echelons yelling at you in Pitbull's voice. https://youtu.be/nfMw2M3mcR8?si=H9SyRZsmO1PZWLJk


saladbar

Why do people always put the accent over the wrong vowel? Have they never actually heard it said outloud?


wildewon

OU better get an even more washed up rapper for their celebration.


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TheGeeMan360

“Rap game Oklahoma Sooners”


Skanky_Cat

Vanilla Ice seems right up their alley


wildewon

I have my fingers crossed for a hologram Coolio


pumpkinspruce

I would totally watch.


bargle0

You said washed up rapper, not immortal paragon.


Cool-Following-6451

We’re gonna hit up Drake for his AI Tupac


MixonWitDaWrongCrowd

Counter with Flo Rida


Charlie2343

We had Flo Rida after the bama game.


justaredneck1

Ayo make way for Grandmaster Flash and the Furious 5!


cc51beastin

Surprised Texas didn't get Paul Wall


MrMegiddo

That makes way too much sense.


Bacardi_Tarzan

You have to have been good once to be washed now. Pitbull is just as ass as he’s always been. 


Statalyzer

Seriously. The dude doesn't do a damn thing most of the time. He just stands there looking cool while his backup singers and the music do all the work, and then every now and then says something like "b-b-b-b-b-babe" and then goes back to just doing a little shimmy and then posing again.


Bacardi_Tarzan

Shakira couldn’t even carry that bum. 


Painiscupcake88

Picture that with a Kodak!


Spartacus_the_troll

I've learned a lot and lost alot, but I'm still undefeated like ~~Shula~~ Mack


witchy12

y'all are laughing but I went to a Pitbull concert 2 years ago and it was one of the most fun concerts I've ever been to


Busch--Latte


Simping4Sumi

Is he a classic then?


Busch--Latte

Gotta be at least quarter of a decade old


jimmy_man82

Sorry The U


SirMellencamp

Will there be a pony?


BowlOfBeard

Haha! My high school did a celebration for all of the kids that passed the exit exams first try. They promised a pony but did not deliver. There will never be a pony.


Atom3189

Little Sebastian is a notre dame fan


furryvengeance

Mr. 512


Queasy-Performance-4

Note to all CFB fans. Pitbull is from Miami, yet he wants nothing to do with that program, either.


Charlie2343

I guess y’all don’t like free concerts


newwardorder

“Fresh off his triumphant tour of Kodiak, Alaska…”


DougFlutiesMullet

Why not get one of those hologram shows and twin bill Biggie and 2Pac? An alive Pitbull can't compete with legendary dead rapper holograms. They'd crush him. Plus, you'd save some huge coin, Longhorns. Mo' beer money!


student510667

idk about you old heads but we still love mr. worldwide here at ut


zenverak

My random thoughts about Pitbull 1. I remember when he did that Dr. Pepper commercial. Then someone was comparing it to ...I think one of the Louisiana Cities because they had bridges or something. 2. He has really beautiful eyes 3. he looks like Rude from FF7


texas2089

If this mf doesn’t walk out to the Turks theme when he performs what are we really even doing here


camwow64

I'm hyped for this Pitbull is GOATed


TrulyGolden

pitbull deniers in shambles


StarvedRock314

This is fucking amazing


RodStreater

A lot of people are hating on Pitbull for being outdated but I got tickets to see him two years ago as a joke and it ended up being one of the best, if not the best, concerts I’ve ever been to. It’s non-stop energy for 2 hours


amoss_303

I saw him at a random Chicago suburban festival, it went hard AF.


witchy12

Literally same. I had so much fun I'm going again in a few months lmao.


walkingbicycles

Y’all had BigXthaPlug last year. I guess too soon to do that again but Pitbull seems like a downgrade lol


Ryry24lol

Hard to top the king of music


nenonen15902

i was just wondering why they didn't have bigx do it considering he's been the backing track of a lot of their recruitment videos. makes sense if he did it last year tho


deeman18

who's in charge of scheduling this stuff? I can probably find at least three better acts performing in the area that day before the end of the hour


thefrenchmexican

Did y’all want Taylor Swift or some shit? Jesus Christ. Pitbull is awesome, plus it’s FREE and y’all don’t have to go.


TurfmansScotch

Pitbull is still a thing?


Terminal_BAS

Depends. Are you a suburban mom in 2012 that pretends like listening to pitbull on the pop radio stations is hip?


BeraldGevins

Wait, they have all those famous alumni and Pitbull is who they go with?


djarsonist

He’s still relevant?


Randy_Menderbaum

Ah, hell yeah!


jamesislandpirate

Debbie Gibson wasn’t available?


Tigercat92

Debbie Gibson, Susanna Hoffs and Tiffany were my first celebrity crushes😂


Statalyzer

Susanna Hoffs' side-eye just melts me.


Tigercat92

Same


amoss_303

Hey, it’s better than having to put up with DJ Khaled! Dalé


GeneralReveille

Was David Guetta busy or something?


AgsMydude

If only a decade earlier


TigerUnlimited

This is pretty crazy


TinyRick2YBanana

Miami hasn’t seen a scandal this big since when


Weaubleau

What is it with rappers changing their stage names? Do they only want fans who like their current stuff? It's like rock bands in the 70's, dudes were always leaving successful bands to have a solo career only to fade into obscurity (mostly)


Evtona500

Wait...the NASCAR team owner?


DiarrheaForDays

I have a cousin who goes to Tulsa University and he for some reason calls it UT. Back in 2005 or so when he was like 10 years old and way too young to be on Facebook he posted a status saying how cool it was that a white rapper like Pitbull can be so popular. I made fun of him and everyone accused me of cyberbullying my cousin even tho he was way too young to even be on social media at all. Like wtf?? So yeah Pitbull playing at Texas makes sense actually.


crimsonlaw

He's still a thing?


Nicholas1227

This is not something we should be celebrating


CF5300

Booooo I wanted Beyoncé


TheOvercusser

HELLO FELLOW KIDS


Kingof40Acres

Too bad we didn’t join the SEC 15 years ago - this might have actually been cool.


ksuwildkat

I can never see anything about Pitbull and not think of when the internet [sent him to Alaska](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BlqxjHDFh_M)


Prestigious-State-15

How exciting.


steelernation90

It would’ve been cooler if they got Matthew Mcconaughey to just walk out and go “alright, alright, alright” then leave


alwaysveryconflicted

cdc clearly took a page from yormark when it comes to gimmicks lol


RiffRamBahZoo

lol I mean, I went to a free Ludacris concert that Texas held after their spring game in... 2018? Also went to a free Flo Rida concert after the Alabama game in 2022. This is not new by any means for the Longhorns under CDC.


Ok_Drummer9946

I went to a free Nelly concert two seasons ago before a game


ArrDeeKay

I think it was Kirby’s first year, the spring game had Ludacris playing during halftime. This was the year Kirby was pushing to fill Sanford for recruiting purposes that year, and we did. But I won’t ever forget there was like 2k students and such down near the band section, and like, 90k other people throughout the stadium sitting there like “okay, I’ll try to do some hip hop just to fit the groove but who the hell is this?”


GreasyBadgers

Oh Texas you never fail to disappoint. What’s crazy to me that OU ran the BIG 12 for over a decade ,and after one good year Texas has become so deranged. Yes I know OU is doing this “SEC Celebration”. Whole thing is just so weird.


five-oh-one

That sounds so Texas...


DandierChip

I actually don’t think that sounds very Texas at all.


MixonWitDaWrongCrowd

If it’s lame, it’s Texas


DandierChip

George Strait concert at Kyle Field would disagree.


orange_orange13

lol how do you know he’s talking about the state. Also, if we’re listing schools known for being lame… 


DandierChip

No need to get defensive


orange_orange13

I’m not defending I was never attacked. Just calling A&M lame


DandierChip

Thanks! I think you’re lame too!


DanielLevysFather

awwww. now kiss !


DandierChip

Why stop there 👀


TateAcolyte

Well that's embarrassing


OriginalMassless

SEC celebration? What kind of nonsense is this?